Thread #713038178 - /v/

Thread 713038178 - /v/ [Archived: 939 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:15:13 AM No.713038178

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Why don't you have a seat over there, Mr. Kong?

Replies: >>713038321 >>713038358 >>713038376 >>713038481 >>713038608 >>713038743 >>713039439 >>713039513

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:16:51 AM No.713038281

She's built for the Kong

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Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:17:19 AM No.713038321

>>713038178 (OP)
DK just likes pre-ordering okay?

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:18:02 AM No.713038358

>>713038178 (OP)
Animals can't consent so he can't rape

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:18:17 AM No.713038376

PedoBear

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>>713038178 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:19:38 AM No.713038481

>>713038178 (OP)
gorillas age faster than humans. dk would look like cranky kong by the time pauline got older

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:21:22 AM No.713038608

DKandPaulineInBed

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>>713038178 (OP)
>"Mr. Kong... what do you have to say for yourself?"

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Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:23:05 AM No.713038743

>>713038178 (OP)
sometimes you just know

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:23:07 AM No.713038748

DK tried to groom Pauline as loli to be his wife and it seemed to work a first but then she grew up, left DK, met Mario and fell in love with him and all DKs effort went to waste as she ran off with Mario
DK got angry and frustrated and kidnapped her but he was beaten by Mario

Tale as old as time, the loli grooming ploy is always destined to fail as they grow, Nabokov warned you

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Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:24:57 AM No.713038876

>>713038608
>pants
that's not donkey kong...
that's funky kong

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:26:49 AM No.713039018

>>713038608
that's not donkey kong...
that's p diddy kong

Anonymous

6/19/2025, 1:26:54 AM No.713039029