Thread 713038264

>CRPG
>You can breed your romance options and have a happy family
Why is this so rare?

millenial bugmen and landwhales don't like having children

>>713038264 (OP)
there's a whole fucking dlc about her leaving your ass dude

what kind of "people" play this shit?

>>713038418
the opposite retard, the DLC is all about finding her, then you go inside the Eluvian with her and live together raising Kieran

>he forgot about feminists stabbing steak knives into their thighs over liara to the point that they removed her from the second game
>he forgot they also removed morrigan from the second game for the same reason

>>713038264 (OP)
romance options are included only as a distraction from the shitty rpg mechanics. modern rpgs stopped being rpgs in favor of dating sims

>>713038429
Straight white men.

>>713038627
>>he forgot about feminists stabbing steak knives into their thighs over liara to the point that they removed her from the second game
Liara had an entire DLC for herself though

>>713038264 (OP)
that little faggot is NOT my son

>>713038946
And entire DLC where she tells you she's emotionally distant now and doesn't want to fuck

>>713038418
You literally did not play it.

>>713038847
Straight white men left after Origins, you disgusting tranoid.

>>713039140
Morriganchads played DAI to see their wife and their son.

>>713038627
>feminists stabbing steak knives into their thighs
explain

>>713039069
You make up in the end

>>713038813
cool story bro

>>713038968
t.

>>713039236
Feminists were just entering the industry en masse because of consoles around the time bioware started taking off on them. They were really freaking out about liara being the perfect male fantasy wish fulfillment, same with morrigan. they wanted ugly man faced women with problems that hated men, which is why every female added after was a man jawed butterface or lesbian or straight up third world baboon

>>713039507
>they wanted ugly man faced women with problems that hated men
But the sequel added Tali (best girl) and DA2 added a virgin elf

Name a single flaw with the happy family ending

>>713039550
tali's in the first game, the elf is a lesbian with a butterface

>>713038813
RPGs originated doing two things:
Delving into fucked up dungeons for loot
Saving a damsel from a monster
The only thing "more RPG" than one of the players getting hitched to the village girl / princess / lady knight / sorceress / another party member, is slaying a dragon or finding a cool thing in a chest. Those are the rewards, the legendary magic sword and the girl.

>>713039620
It appeals to the male fantasy

>>713039550
>ME2
>added Tali

>>713039620
Isara isn't there to see it.

>>713039648
I said flaw

>>713039631
>tali's in the first game
But she was not a romance option, yet so many people wanted to romance her that they made her one for the sequel, that is quite literally listening to the fans

>>713039620
It happens at the very end and there's (almost) never a sequel let alone a continuation starring the kids doing their own hero stuff.

>>713039707
But Isara is right there!
Auntie is watching her from heaven

>>713039507
That analogy is pretty terrible, if anything they were taking steak knives to the entire industry, which they did.

>>713039721
I need a new golden sun...

>>713038813
>Modern
>BG2 came out 25 years ago

>>713039720
>so many people wanted to romance her
tali's like 16 years old in the first game lol

>>713041063
She's 22

>>713038264 (OP)
>absolutely ruined plotline
i fucking hate everything after origins and its dlcs

>>713041106
They age faster so mentally she's like 16

>>713041228
Quarians age the same way as humans, why the fuck "muh underage" fags latch onto Tali who is technically older than Liara (who is a barely legal 18 years old by asari standards) is beyond me

>>713038418
she literally asks you to go with her, puppy dog eyes and everything

>>713041167
women, not even once

>>713041845
stupid bitch shouldn't have ran off pregnant in the first place
i'm going to smack her ass crimson and fuck it

>>713042024
The writer was male though

>>713042160
She wouldn't say it outloud but she'd enjoy that

>>713038627
Stop inserting gamergate bullshit at a time it wasn’t a thing
>>713039507
>They were really freaking out about liara being the perfect male fantasy wish fulfillment
Lmao what a fucking loser, please kys

>>713039474
Hearty kek, thanks Anon

>>713042310
few "strong" woman would
but they all do

>>713042521
DAI came out in 2014 though

>>713043094
jesus christ

morrigan was gutter trash and I seriously question the taste of anyone that liked her.

>>713044026
Gay alert

Kieran isn't in Veilguard because Claudia Black had a midlife crisis and cut her family off to live the party girl lifestyle.

>>713044557
What?

>>713044557
Kieran isn't in Veilguard because Veilguard isn't an RPG and Bioware Dev/Writers couldn't be assed to port in choices from the previous 3 games, meaning Kieran was in a quantum state of existing and not existing all at the same time, just like Hawke

>>713038264 (OP)
Most devs are hacks

>>713038264 (OP)
hottest sfm ever

>>713045341
Eh, sadly DAI came out before blender porn became popular so most of the momcest Morrigan porn is just okay

>>713045415
Blender is shit and looks like shit, you have no taste, you don't deserve your eyes and your dick, don't ever talk to me again you fucking nigger

>>713043763
DAI was the beginning of the end, a lot of the stuff that's commonplace now became popularized with that game, including having a literal tranny, and a qunari one at that.