[Sad News] Redditors call for the cancellation of Donkey Kong Bananza due to Pauline's age - /v/ (#713040508) [Archived: 896 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:47:47 AM No.713040508
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:48:30 AM No.713040553
Are these [sad news] threads made by bots?
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[Hilarious News] Redditors call for the cancellation of Donkey Kong Bananza due to Pauline's age
6/19/2025, 1:49:55 AM No.713040663
>>713040508 (OP)
Not my problem.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:50:43 AM No.713040721
go back
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:00 AM No.713040745
>>713040663
Fucking retard OP forgot to remove the name keeeeeeeeeeek
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:07 AM No.713040750
13 year olds are smaller than you think
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:08 AM No.713040753
Is Blue Archive really this based?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:11 AM No.713040758
>>713040508 (OP)
>x news
this should honestly be an instant permanent ban
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:51:29 AM No.713040785
>>713040553
The average anti-woke culture warrior is indiscernible from a bot.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:52:07 AM No.713040821
>>713040745
>I can't read
retaaaaaaaaaard
It's also not in the name in OP anyway
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:52:26 AM No.713040842
>>713040553
i do consider myself a machine if thats what youre asking
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:52:40 AM No.713040861
>>713040745
where
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:53:24 AM No.713040907
JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.713040921
>>713040745
op is anonymous thoughever newfagkun
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:53:38 AM No.713040926
>>713040553
[sad news] is a /pw/ meme that made its way to other boards
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:54:27 AM No.713040983
>>713040745
what name
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:54:45 AM No.713041007
>>713040926
I see. I always see it attached to the absolute shittiest threads though.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:55:26 AM No.713041062
>>713040758
>should honestly be an instant permanent ban
Bans arent really a solution anymore. If someone really wants to shitpost they have options to make themselves immune to that shit.
You either let them have their way or shut down the site entirely.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:56:08 AM No.713041114
>>713040926
??????? It's from japanese blog article
I dunno about what goes on /pw/ admittedly but it most assuredly got exported there from /a/
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:56:21 AM No.713041131
>>713040926
/pw/ is a terrible board
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:56:28 AM No.713041137
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>>713040745
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:56:43 AM No.713041149
>>713041007
Well /pw/ is probably the lowest IQ board on the site so yeah
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:57:44 AM No.713041207
>>713041149
eh, /v/ takes that award
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:59:06 AM No.713041309
>>713040508 (OP)
nintendo already made splatoon, it's really obvious they are cunny enjoyers
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:59:08 AM No.713041315
>>713040926
Baka, it's been a Japanese imageboard thing for years. It only recently took off here because anons were posting screencaps of 2ch in Famitsu threads and realized the comedic potential.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:59:49 AM No.713041356
>>713040508 (OP)
Why are Reddit such massive pearl clutchers when it comes to character’s ages?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:59:57 AM No.713041364
>>713041062
Bans work but you have to be diligent. Also forced ids go a long way to stopping this
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:00:30 AM No.713041404
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>>713040508 (OP)
>blue archive players are saying weird shit aren't they
lol even redditors know how obnoxious SEA ironic weebs have gotten
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:00:41 AM No.713041418
>>713040745
wow you are stupid
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:00:44 AM No.713041425
>>713040508 (OP)
Back in the day a thread like this would get mocked and ridiculed. How we have fallen.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:01:23 AM No.713041472
>>713040508 (OP)
>I'm guessing the Blue Archive players are saying all the weird shit about her, aren't they?
>I really want the internet to be normal about the game but experience tells me it won't be
why are they imagining all these scenarios in their heads?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:02:17 AM No.713041541
>>713041425
Nah /bag/gots are the ones who should be mocked rightfully for making every community they touch a retarded cesspit of mouth breathers
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:02:24 AM No.713041548
>>713040553
my body is a machine that turns [MY REDDIT POSTS] into [$CHAN THREADS]
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:03:05 AM No.713041608
>>713040508 (OP)
>>713041356
The Redditor accuses you of doing what he wants to do
>>713040663
Retard
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:03:11 AM No.713041617
>>713041356
on a lot of subreddits, the demographic is like 90% man-hating women and "women." a radical feminist subreddit is currently trying to get stellar blade banned from steam in the same way that on shitty renpy rape game was banned a couple months ago.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:03:45 AM No.713041658
still too small
still too small
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>>713040508 (OP)
>blue archive players
lmao, Pauline is too ugly for my tastes
and her tits are too small
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:03:59 AM No.713041673
>>713041472
It's not really a scenario when it's true
Try to go into the profile of someone who has made loli their entire personality and you will %98 see something BA-related in their posts or reposts
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:04:23 AM No.713041701
>>713041364
>forced ids
>on anonymous image board
go back
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:04:24 AM No.713041704
>>713041617
>radical feminist
Bet if a TERF posted there it would be the Reddit equivalent to a hydrogen bomb
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:04:56 AM No.713041742
>>713041673
And how is that related to bananza?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:05:41 AM No.713041793
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NS2_DonkeyKongBananza_SCRN_06
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>>713040508 (OP)
>She looks like she’s 8.
Why do I keep seeing people use this number? She’s clearly got developing breasts, which girls tend have around ages 10 to 15, not 8. 13 yrs old makes perfect sense with her design.
>But girls can start puberty at age 8!
Yeah sure they can start around that age but I’ve never seen a 8 yr old with any kind of noticeable chest, that doesn’t come until at least two years later in my experience.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:05:54 AM No.713041804
>>713040745
ex dee
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:06:00 AM No.713041814
>>713041364
>but you have to be diligent
meaning paying people to do it. Hiroshima wont do that.
Putting in IDs will just make an entirely different group of people go apeshit and join the rest of the ban-evading shitposters. While I'm not personally against them (along with flags, just for the entertainment value of seing bots continue to post and where they are from) theres a very special group of people who think anonymous means literally no identifiers at all no matter how temporary. Because they think their posts about video game women will trigger the feds to investigate them.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:06:46 AM No.713041872
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>>713041704
you'd be right, assuming this is the subreddit that anon is talking about. they've had a sticky for over a year about it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:07:12 AM No.713041902
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>>713041364
>Also forced ids go a long way to stopping this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:07:18 AM No.713041907
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>>713040663
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:07:48 AM No.713041945
>>713041793
>She’s clearly got developing breasts
no she doesn't, she's just wearing a loose dress that tightens under the pectoral area
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:08:55 AM No.713042036
>>713041793
Why did they give the child breasts but not the monkey woman?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:10:25 AM No.713042165
What has a redditor ever accomplished that wasn't stealing from 4chan or finding a new way to self-flagellate? They couldn't even protest their own site, what makes them think they have any power?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:10:32 AM No.713042174
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>>713040508 (OP)
Redditors should be legally declared animals instead of humans.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:10:39 AM No.713042181
>>713041673
sure, but I still think it's weird how the first thing that comes into their minds when they see an underage video game character is "GEEZ, I WONDER WHAT THOSE DISGUSTING LOLICONS THINK ABOUT THIS"
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:12:43 AM No.713042317
>>713040508 (OP)
Don't care, post her lips
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:12:49 AM No.713042324
why are redditors so obsessed with sex and the age of consent? seriously it’s fucking odd
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:12:49 AM No.713042325
>>713040926
had no idea we had a wrestling board
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:13:29 AM No.713042367
>>713041472
They literally only think about the people they hate. They bring them up in any context they can. You’ll see it nonstop if you were to browse Reddit. They’re permanently angry. It’s worse than the autists you’ll find on /v/.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:15:41 AM No.713042523
>>713042324
they battle those demons every day and weighs heavily on their mind
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:15:50 AM No.713042542
>>713040553
it's literal clickbait in 4chan form, you fags slop these threads it up
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:17:32 AM No.713042670
>>713042324
>>713042174
they're the HOA of the internet
a bunch of gay faggot karens who are also massive hypocrites
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:19:14 AM No.713042762
>>713042324
its so funny how they forced the age of consent on the internet to be 18 just because of commiefornia when in 90% of the world is 16
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:19:26 AM No.713042779
>>713040553
I feel like 80% of the content here is sponsored in one way or another
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:20:12 AM No.713042823
ck cunny kong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:20:16 AM No.713042828
>>713040508 (OP)
>oh god I bet those sick freaks are saying all kinds of weird and sex- I mean depraved shit about her
Can these morons be any less subtle with the projection?