Thread 713042114

What's the cutoff for unc status?
The PS3 and 360 are fossilized
My cutoff is the PS4

>>713042114 (OP)
>unc status
Speak English you brown ass zoomgroid.

>>713042198
>unc status
fpbp

>>713042198
unc is english for oji-san

>>713042114 (OP)
this hurts

>>713042114 (OP)
PS3 and 360 are zoomercore

>>713042114 (OP)
Mammoths are so fucking cool.
Why can't they just clone a new one already?

>>713042114 (OP)
no cap fr

>>713043201
being woolly makes everything better

>>713043414
facts

>>713042114 (OP)
I'd rather be fossilized than grow up playing shit like fortnite and roblox thoughever

>>713043201
its just an elephant with fur. Nigga who cares

>>713043534
HEY! you can shit on forknife all you want but I need roblox to groom minors

>>713042114 (OP)
200? So you're like 1825 years old?

>>713043889
vampire anons

>>713043075
I went from getting carded to straight up balding in the course of a month. Enjoy it while you can. Now I look like a baby with a receding hairline.

>>713043075
>anon was born between 1900 and 1909

>>713043414
HELL YEA

>>713042114 (OP)
1998
i see anyone born after y2k as a little shit

>>713042114 (OP)
Can I be a dinosaur if I was born in 1990? I'm about as old as the internet. Also Atari is too old for me, but DOS retains a retro appeal. The comfort of the void.

>>713043480
I wanna pet these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>713043969
not him but the sides of my hairline have receded by a centi right when I graduated high school, it stayed like that for 15 years (was still a pretty good hairline), then it started receding super fast again this year, another centi gone in a month
I got that shit to a halt quick
2 months of minoxidil and dermaroller brought back a fuckload of baby hairs and already reclaimed a centimeter, I really recommend those
no finasteride needed

>>713045191
Look at you, obsessing with your hair and dumping chemicals on it like a woman.

>>713045898
>less than a minute of applying a solution per day = obsessing over something
I can't take you seriously if you brush your teeth with toothpaste and shower with soap because that's the same, nigger
you probably don't do any of those, and I still can't take you seriously

>>713046494
>sucking cock only takes a couple of minutes, what's the big deal?

>>713046572
why are you always thinking about sucking cock, faggot

>>713044242
97 and i feel the same way about 98 and later

>>713043075
I remember buying cigarettes for my mom at 18 and they didn't even ask for ID.

>>713044242
x 2 and im born in 96

>born 91
>Peak age for pokemania, gameboy, PS1, N64, Gamecube, PS2, early internet, ect

God I miss being a child.

>>713042114 (OP)
>tfw born in 2006
It's over for me

>>713046572
unironically isn't a big deal at all unless the dude takes forever to cum.

>>713048226
gtfo undera-

>19 years ago

>born in 2000
>life already feels like it's over

I'm a boomer born in 2006 who grew up on minecraft and my physical and mental capacity is deteriorating so fucking fast I can't even get out of the bed anymore I'm so tired all the time holy shit I need to retire this year anons cause I don't think I can work one more day without a heart attack I deserve rest finally (entered the workforce this month)

i pooped my diaper yesterday and it was stinky

>>713051512
>32
>no nurse to change my diappy
>it's already been more than 8 hours
these care facilities are a sham, i'm gonna shit in the hallway next time, that'll teach em