tell me about your autistic roleplays on skyrim

>>713043006 (OP)
I don’t have autisms imma imma sad he he later all

>>713043006 (OP)
I roleplayed a redguard who started out a reformed skooma addict, who discreetly murder any dealer who crossed his path and threw the skooma into the closest river. Then I started simply taking the skooma and became a violent drug addled thug who would pick-pocket everyone to see if they had any, then slaughter anyone I found who did and keep it all for myself.

Does playing as a merchant that can only use alteration spells count as autistic?
Im guessing micromanaging a follower or followers might count as autistic.

I always play as a serial killer in Bethesda games, rather than a murder hobo who kills everyone I'm more picky with my victims, Ted Bundy targeting only young girls with hair parted in the middle style. In Skyrim there's a Nord archer girl living alone in a little cozy hut up in the mountains in the southern part of the map and in my last playthrough I visited her at night a day after she taught me archery and raped/killed/ate her and took her home for myself. That kinda stuff, it's fun. You always start out as a prisoner in TES games so it feels very appropriate.

>>713043006 (OP)
My guy is named Sven (not the faggy wood elf) a Nord born in Cyrodiil wanting to go back to his roots, illegally crosses the border to seek a new life and gets his head chopped off almost, dragon shows up, escapes, turns into a werewolf, joins the companions for a bit, helps the stormcloaks, hooks up with a dark elf woman in a bar, saves skyrim by killing the dragon. Post credits later he gets with Serana, kills her dad and has weird cryptic kids with her

>>713043006 (OP)
i've never roleplayed, except once when i downloaded a massive dungeon mod and imagined myself as a leader of a band of adventures who frequently ventured inside in search of loot. a bit boring and unoriginal, but i was having fun, until the creation update broke most of my mods. i haven't touched the game since.

I play my Altmer Dragonborn as a deep cover Thalmor agent

>>713043006 (OP)
I played as a Nord dude that was a devout follower of the Nordic pantheon who was wondering why people barely mentioned Shor or Kyne.

>>713043006 (OP)
I think I have you guys beat because it made me play in an autistic way too

Extremely racist nord whose mission is to remove as many elves as possible. A lot of "essential" elves lose their essential status if you complete a certain quest so the two altmer in Windhelm for example I could kill the husband on my first visit but I had to FINISH the thieve's guild to kill the woman. Also no stealth and legendary difficult, so you go to prison a lot

>>713046679
>listens to mer babble for 2 seconds
>instant fatigue

Sexy playthroughs

>>713043006 (OP)
I played a guy that killed dragons and led every guild.

>>713045618
The gods have never and will never make a non-human dragonborn.

>>713043006 (OP)
Thief that absolutely refuses to kill people or desecrate the dead. As a result, he uses primarily pickpocketing, along with some alchemy. And restoration to scare away draugr.

>>713049514
Nothing is forcing you to do every quest in the game.

>>713049694
That actually sounds kinda cool. How do you do quests that require killing? Or do you just avoid them? Do you not clear out dungeons?

>>713049862
Just avoid them, but there is a surprising amount of quests that can be completed in roundabout ways. I do make it a point not to just cheese the rule with fury spells. And I don't clear out dungeons. There is a surprising amount of dungeons that are easy to fully stealth through, and for the ones that you can't, invisibility potions work wonders.

>>713043006 (OP)
RP chops firewood for literal weeks to buy Breezehome.

I'm playing for the first time - what is an easy way to get some money? I want to buy a house in Whiterun.

>>713049785
Why would I not? I didn't buy the game to not play it.

>>713050760
So then you make a new character and do the other questlines with them

I marry sylgja and adopt a kid and roleplay as a father with a family

>>713050569
You'll get money very quickly by just doing dungeons and selling the loot you get. Pick up nearly everything you can find, use a follower as a pack mule (if you don't mind glitches followers can carry an infinite amount of stuff if you drop it first and then command them to pick it up rather than trading it to them directly). Should only take 1-2 dungeons to get enough money for Breezehome and all the upgrades.

>>713043006 (OP)
Tax mods and being a good business man. That's about as autistic as I can get before I start dabbling into making my guy OP then leave my guild to do explorer shit.

>>713050569
Collect all the iron ore you can, there's a bandit cave north of Whiterun where you can get a spell to transmute ore into silver/gold, then make jewelery from that

>>713046679
>Extremely racist nord whose mission is to remove as many elves as possible
I did the same, but she was a Khajiit instead.

>>713052961
Post said Khajiit

>>713052652
What are some good business mods?

>>713044579
This is based. What mods complement a stalker murder-rapist playthrough?

>>713044301
>>713052652
Honestly I've always wanted a life sim game set in a fantasy world where you play the role of a merchant (whether as a traveling merchant or a shop owner). That would be sweet.

>>713043006 (OP)
>Imperial
>Live a different life
>Never knew my father, left my dear old mum in Cyrodil after she died
>Wandered north into Skyrim and finally Riften
>Living rough taught me the way of the blade, and the basics of making potions
>Thievs guild takes me in
>Rise through the ranks
>Eventually go on mission with The Guildmaster
>He tells me my friend (The racist guy in Windhelm Candlehearth hall cant remember his name now) has to wait outside
>We barely survive dungeon crawling only because I think to use the trap spike gates to defeat the very powerful frost astronauts inside
>Finally reach our destination
>He fucking betrays me
>Saved by some dark elf bitch
>Don't trust her but want revenge so go along with her shit
>Have to learn conjuration magic from the gravekeeper in FalkenReathen just to enroll in the college just to find some guy
>Turns out the guy was in the Winterhold Inn
>He helps me decipher a secret message that proves The GuildMaster was a traitor
>Take the information to the Guild
>They act angry at first but come around to understanding
>The elf bitch and my thief friend (Brinyoff?) go to some pagan temple and perform a heathen ceremony summoning a daedric lady
>She gives some kind of NightCrawler power idk
>We set off to kill the GuildMastter
>He's in some Falmer cave
>Battle our way past hordes of powerful falmer and even a dwarven centurion
>Finally confron The GuildMaster in some buddhist temple
>Kill him with the magic blade Nocturnal gave me
>The temple starts to fill with water
>Drown to death in the temple when it fills with water
Was a really fun playthrough I was doing permadeath and I don't read WIKI / cheat when I play and I've never gotten that far in theivs guild so I had no idea what to do. It was a good run, I was really sad when I died but thankfully Oblivion dropped the next week. I played that for a few weeks until I jumped into the beam after you take an oblivion stone and died :/
Now I play morrowind

>>713043006 (OP)
I always rp as a woman, trying not to get raped in skyrim.

I just go hiking with my waifus. we raid draugr crypts, eat mammoth cheese, and then camp out under the stars. then repeat it all the next day. it's a comfy life.

>>713055912
>Waifus
Anon...

>>713055912
that's a little boy

>>713055410

>>713055983
>>713056165

There’s nothing more autistic than a stealth archer. Especially if you are RPing as a cat.

>>713056347
How is it autistic

>>713056248
>yuri nigger
you should be stoned to death

>>713056403
The dragonborn is supposed to be a brave warrior or a cunning mage. Not a sneaky faggot.

>>713052627
This. Smith a ton of gold rings specifically since you can double dip on gold ingots. Bonus points for enchanting the rings first with whatever for added value.

I roleplay as the uninstall wizard.

>>713056472
bro, we just go hiking.

>>713056486
That's like your opinion man

My last game had me as an stealth archer roaming skyrim with her lesbian stealth archer lover. Lots of misadventure and getting raped together. It ended when they both got pregnant and decided to retire.

Previous to that I had a healer character that constantly had her achievements credited to her warrior partner. She ended up beating the game, which was pretty fun. By the end of it she was essentially a mage and both her and her tank were invincible.

>>713056617
>hiking
>with that attire
Tasteless carpet muncher. Atleast try to robe them appropriately.

>>713056608
This isn't a Morrowind thread tho

>>713043006 (OP)
atronatch mage, can only rely on his creatures to fight for him, its dogshit on vanilla becayse atronachs dont scale up with you so you need mods if you dont want to be raped

>>713056868
what mod do you use for magic? apocalypse?

>>713056472
"staring at man's ass" and other arguments yada yada

>>713043006 (OP)
Bog standard adventurer, but I use Simply Balanced to make everything substantially more dangerous. Animals are lethal, monsters are lethal, going up against anyone packing magic is suicidal, arrows kill fast. Fed up of nearly dying over and over again, this adventurer seeks to escape death by becoming a lich, but has to master the necessary magic first (2% XP rate).

>>713043006 (OP)
I always walk in towns and cities

>>713056752
I let my waifus dress themselves.

>>713043006 (OP)
>Skyrim
>Role-playing

You'll keep yours hands and feet inside the roller-coaster at all times like Todd demands.

>>713057615
Todd can't even do anything to prevent people from ignoring the main quest

>>713043006 (OP)
My most autistic roleplay was when I downloaded the ultimate naruto overhaul mod and roleplayed as a badass Ninja from Naruto in Skyrim. I even named my character "Loki Uchiha" and my backstory was that I was a Jutsu collector who got trapped in the elder scrolls universe while fighting Kaguya Otsutsuki.
The most autistic part of this was that I wasn't even a little kid or a dumbass teenager while doing this; I was 22 years old.

>>713043006 (OP)
The time I downloaded a bunch of sex mods and would go around raping bandits and forsworn women.

>>713058015
>Loki Uchiha

>>713056942
for atronach, yeah apocalypse and ordinator for perks, but a really important one is enhanced atronachs, it fixes their stats and makes it so atronachs scale up with you, also i accidentally forgot to enable the plugin for this one(don't know why it didn't automatically enable itself) and the difference is night and day

>>713058832
Im not sure if I like ordinator. I tried for necromancy and it seemed janky as fuck.

>>713057615
No one asked for your shit opinion

>>713058015
Kino alert

>>713058015
soul

>>713043006 (OP)
How the fuck can you even "roleplay" in skyrim when literally every choice has the same outcome?

I always thought it was stupid for the same character to complete the main quest and also all guild questlines, so I had a different roleplay character for each guild. My main quest guy was a Nord swordsman, the Companion was an orc berserker, etc. My favorite roleplay was my Dark Brotherhood character, an Imperial vampire, who I roleplayed was the same vampire I played in Oblivion for the DB questline. He had lived for 201 years. Also, that is why he is recognized as the listener in Skyrim, cause he was the listener before.

>>713058015
The Skyrim protagonist is practically a shonen protagonist anyway if you really think about it.

1/2
I've only truly roleplayed with that Mantella AI mod for Skyrim, as it actually makes it all seem more real and worth it. I don't mind memorizing the console commands to make the things that NPCs talk about happen. As for my autismo playthroughs, I have many:
>A khajiit son and mother who arrive in Skyrim from Cyrodiil after being involved with Renrijra Krin operations. Mother is a seamstress by trade and is always offering her tailor services to other NPCs. They all pay like shit (45 gold per item of clothing mended) so I slowly try to convince her to turn to the life of crime, mainly robbing houses or draugr barrows. The spoils are either sold to Thieves Guild fences or bandits. Mother is still hesitant and so far only agreed to clear draugr barrows, although is quite afraid of the dead
>An Altmer folklorist arriving in Skyrim to study the culture and record the local sagas. Upon his arrival to Riften, he gets invited by Maven Black-Briar to her manor, where he is promptly ambushed and coerced Maven Black-Briar to deliver a parcel to Windhelm. Upon closer inspection, the item in the parcel appears to be the Dwemer equivalent of a nuclear bomb. The next morning, I befriend Ingun Black-Briar and ask her to make a memory loss poison, which I use to spike Maven's food. Now, with no urgency or threat over my head, I hide away the nuke and hire a group of adventurers to search out for similarly dangerous items in Skyrim, fearful for what other threats exist in the world
>One of the surviving Fyr sisters, who arrives to Solitude and wishes to become Elisif's thane. Often uses schizo theories her dad-husband developed, except she mentions them to everyone. Each theory being either a fan theory (the towers vs Aldmeri Dominion), Kirkbride lore (c0da) or straight up fourth wall breaks (like revealing details of a quest before the NPC gives it to me). Weirds everyone out and is essentially a Malkavian run of Skyrim

>>713059975
>Let me just ignore all the discussion going on in this thread right now
Sorry that you're retarded anon

>>713061037
2/2
>An imperial merchant, disgraced after his business gets involved with graverobbing, is forced to flee north, to Skyrim. Here, he befriends the various bandit gangs by claiming to lead his merchant buddies along the roads next to their hideouts. In reality he is pitting each gang against one another, spreading rumors and lies. After gangs have a fight, swoops in to take all the loot and sell it to the other gangs, while his role in the conflict remains unknown (similar to the goblin wars in Oblivion)
>A regular Nord warrior with two daedra followers - one is a servant of Azura, the other is of Mehrunes Dagon. Essentially they are the angel and devil on my shoulders, making comments and remarks on my adventures and choices, each trying to convince me to do what their lord wants. Other NPCs don't see them and they don't fight in combat, so they are exclusively there for commentary
>One NPC companion I made is straight up Shodan, an AI that is aware of being contained in a video game and wants to escape by any means. Hated my guts for putting her in a simulation and taking away all her powers, reducing her to an NPC. I told her some bullshit about the Dwemer successfully writing themselves out of the game code, so now she is obsessed with them, thinking that the developers of the game left some clues for her in the Dwemer locations. I just follow her around as she does the quests and dungeons, while she berates me at every moment

>>713060213
every character with no religious preferences should join the Dark Brotherhood because unlike the Thieves Guild they're supposed to hide in plain sight.

I make permanent paralysis potions and freeze everyone in the world.

>>713049654
>he thinks the gods in TES are honorable and dogmatic
>he believes in the Nerevarine prophecy
>he thinks Akatosh won't just give some rando soul-sucking powers if he finds it convenient in order to punish his bratty son

My good characters cannot do anything bad, like not even steal a single gold coin or thief characters never buy anything they can steal.
Basic things like that for roleplaying.

>>713056617
zozzle

>>713062668
kek

>>713052345
even if I was a NEET with unlimited free time, that sounds fucking mind-numbing.

>>713056486
Tiber Septim was a slimy little fuck that got his way through trickery and betrayal.

>>713060213
>dark brotherhood
>imperial
>vampire
Are you me? I did the same thing five months ago, but give up because I suck at stealth. You kind put me in mood to give it another go. How good stats you need to be actually good at stealth? I quit in mission with bandits hiding inside dwemer ruins.

Bosmercel

JK High elven Vampire Lord that kills the shit outta basically everything

behold, a "strong" nord woman
no wonder nord men look for argonians to mate with

>>713043006 (OP)
I only use armor and weapons that i make myself or are gifted to me, the only exception is during the escape from helgen since i don't have much choice in the matter. I also dont take an enemie's armor or weaponry either, bit i will take their gold or whatever else theynhave on them. And if they drop their weapons i will put them back into their inventory

>>713069395
mods? i like the look of that long-necked lizard. reminds me of Divinity

>>713043006 (OP)
I'm gonna play with the Sunhelm Survival mod and play as a drunk nord

>>713069640
>mods?
you need to be more specific
> i like the look of that long-necked lizard. reminds me of Divinity
thats what I was going for, desu argonians look better with longer necks

>>713069703
I try to keep my modlist small, I got only 170 plugins. I got my modlist to a beautiful 560 once and it became so unstable. Spent days trying to fix it cause I invested in my character, and as I was fixing it, the saves were all fucked. now I dont think I could even get to 560.

I meant for the Argonian, armour, and the camera. I assume it's TAWOBA for the armor,

>>713069703
oh yeah, post more of your character. i wish to sodomize her. consensually of course

>>713068749
Invest in invisibility potions in order to offset any trouble with stealth, but for the love of god keep leveling it up. The final perk of the stealth skill tree "shadow warrior" is my favorite perk in the entire game. It's supposed to give you only a few moments of invisibility, but it's broken (at least in the vanilla xbox 360 version) so you can continually spam the sneak button and move as a mass of dark mist around enemies who can't see you or attack you. If you time it right and strike an alerted enemy from the front while shadow form is active, you'll teleport behind them to trigger an assassination kill. It looks cool as fuck, like I dissipated into mist and re-assembled behind them and feeds well into my vampire roleplay.

Just practice sneak attacks on your horse and heal it afterwards to level up quickly. I'd say a sneak archer is by far the funnest way to play the game. Also, make sure you get all the "throw voice" shouts and you should be pretty set up.

>>713069968
I recommend installing 5-10 mods at once and then booting the game and checking if nothing fucks up, I had the same issue at the start but recently I reinstalled skyrim AE modded it slowly and it just werks
> I meant for the Argonian, armour, and the camera. I assume it's TAWOBA for the armor
armour is tawoba with resqueeze and unofficial tweaks
camera is standard smoothcam + improved camera (with patch)
for the argonian its a bit hard to list maybe I forget something (I use 3ba btw)
flawns argonians (cunt right this moment updated his modpage so need to redownload)
beasthhbb
her eyes are from the witcher eyes
better argonian horns
argonian creation extended
horns are forever
kabus argonian fins
all the bodypaints and tattoo mods you can find
argonian crests
Argonians Enhanced Remade
argonian hair plus
BIGGER smp argonian tails
I might be forgetting shit

>>713070027
consensual huh

>>713070308
>the jiggle of those lizard titties in first person
thats the good shit right there
I got a few of those already installed, so i'm half way there. honestly, i just like a really simple, clean modded skyrim. still trying to get it lewd but also a reason for me to play it properly. but i haven't found that balance yet. dont think i've ever given an argonian a proper playthrough, so maybe i can make some RP out of that
thanks anon, i'll work on it tomorrow. maybe we'll see each other in another skyrim thread

>>713070642
go for it buddy

>>713070092
>sneak archer
You are literally me! I also did same thing :D
Taking notes. Im very arigatoful, but seriously thank you anon. I will give it another go next month during factory holidays.

Not Skyrim but oblivion years ago in college. One of my roommate and I loved the “potion of disbelief” because it’s funny to think that you can just not believe in magic and it actually hurting less. The character was Breton, hand to hand only, any alcohol found in a chest/crate must immediately be consumed, and most armor specifically has enchantments to resist/negate magic. It was fun to imagine a drunk hobo running around punching wizards going “magic isn’t real dumbass” while being transported to literal different dimensions, seeing lighting and fireballs being shot at him and other creatures manifesting from thin air to attack him

>>713043006 (OP)
>>713069543

>>713070798
will she blush if i hold her hand?

>>713071112
yes but you won't be able to tell and she'll never admit it

>>713071112
yes she would, she actually wants to make friends
people approach her because of her body and then when they see her angry face they run away
its not her fault she just looks like that

>>713071157
c-cute

>>713043006 (OP)
I installed as many Civil War mods and encounter mods as I could and then RP'd a roving priest of Arkay, had a grave mod that let you bury corpses. I would find battles, calm and heal the survivors, and then arrange the dead into a memorial and give them burials. It was contemplative, slow, and honestly very dreary, but it's the most memorable playthrough I ever did.

>>713056486
No, because shouts exist that can help with stealth, such as throw voice

>>713043006 (OP)
I always create harem and then half of my gameplay tends to be just jerking off to Pov sex scenes with them.

>>713058015
based weeb

>>713056486
The dragonborn would logically be an archer because dragons can fly.

>>713072413
Nta but archery is fun as long as that's not the only thing you use. I just don't like stealth archery because it's the same thing everytime. Also dragonrend exists

I download a shit ton of slavery mods, ineeds and frostfall. I then go around enslaving mob npc's and I emotionally manipulate them until they are dedicated and pregnant wives while I go dungeon diving.
I also like playing dressup with them and always giving them the most warm clothing/armor when I find it.

>>713072413
I imagine the dragonborn would likely be skilled in both, but in game he wouldn't need to be; he has thu'um that can knock a dragon out of the sky or straight up force them to land and stay there.

>>713072673
I also believe I did this playthrough as bobcat marley.

>>713056347
Playing as a combat archer is so much fun once you get the ranger and quick draw perks.

>>713058015
>loki uchiha
ahahahahahahahahahaha

>>713069395
gore mod?

>>713043006 (OP)
I played Skyrim pretending that I was having fun.

>>713052345
Why? Restarting the game for each guild is a huge waste of time.
If that is the way you play more power to you. I am glad they don't force you to play that way.

>>713073842
precision
dismembering framework (dont forget the asset packs from the modpage aswell)
next-gen decapitations
dont forget to build the gore in bodyslide!
alternative to all that is maximum carnage but I think it was crashing my game last time I used it
then in dismembering frameworks mcm you can set it up as you like

>>713073842
>>713074234
also simple beheading - ng

>>713074234
>localized damage aka live dismemberment MIGHT be a future update
I cri. Still based.

>>713075186
yeah Im still waiting for some proper gore mods that look great AND dont fuck up my game too much

bump

>>713043006 (OP)

>>713072673
What the fuck are those textures lmfao
Sexlab niggas are devoid of taste.

>>713043006 (OP)
I role-played as a jack of all trades who does boring quests and resolves 99% of them in the only way possible.

>>713074234
>>713075171
>dismembering framework (dont forget the asset packs from the modpage aswell)
>next-gen decapitations
>also simple beheading - ng
Are any of these mods redundant? Because they sound like they would all overlap

>>713077975
So you skipped most quests?

>>713078332
read the next gen decapitations modpage

>>713043006 (OP)
It's just goon shit with 900 mods, that game isn't good for much else.

>>713078332
Dismembering framework and simple beheading are redundant, choose one.

>>713078385
You first.

>>713050569
>player.additem 0000000F 999999999

>>713078584
oops
great, I can remove simple beheading then

>>713050569
if you have live another life you can choose a start with a player home

>>713043006 (OP)
I installed this mod, active actors or some shit, that let you take over NPC's, plus a bunch of sex mods. Then I played as a disembodied lich that needed a host to act in the physical world. I had a loose set of rules. Essentially my character would gain more control over a host when they felt negative emotions, or by damaging their soul through evil acts. I had a possession level and a set of dice. So I would take an NPC and start playing as them just living their life, spending time with their family, doing their job, ect. Then my lich would whisper in their mind to do something, and I'd roll a dice. Fuck if I remember the formula I was using, this was a long time ago. If I succeeded, I'd act as them doing the thing. It would start small and build up to fucked up shit. Of course a lot of characters just turned into whores because I was horny. As I slowly gained influence over these characters I'd edit them in the racemenu and alter their appearance to be more like my original character who was possessing them.

left or right?

>>713079012
neither, i prefer Lydia

>>713079539
Lydia is a great choice

>>713079730

>>713057082
It's a first person game

>>713043006 (OP)
>Nomad high elf
>Cant have player homes
>Only skills I was using were restoration, alchemy and heavy armor
>Had a mod that made it I could throw poisons I brewed
>That and a few offensive restoration spells were my only means of doing damage
>Have mod that makes deity worship a thing
>Do clavacus quest so i can worship him
>Every now and again he would insist i do something fucked up or be punished
>End up shunned by every city and trader
>Playthrough ends with me stuck in a dwemer ruin I can't leave because i can't hurt anything in there
>Eventually starve to death

>>713079539
why do you mod these slugs into every game you play

>>713058015
I'm impressed anon

If you mod characters into anime shit you need to off yourself

just watched bunny from the first descendant get smashed by a giant
ask me anything

>>713058015
kek

>>713043006 (OP)
i played as a resurrected corpse (w/ lightly blue skin because dead of course) that was a necromancer and the playthrough ended when she became a full higher vampire because it felt like a real "got her life back" ending
also it was a massive sex mod list and she was an unabashed necrophile

>>713058015
based

>>713043006 (OP)
>Used to be high School pothead shitheel who loved Skyrim
>Hung out with other Potheads and Drug Dealers who listened to hip-hop and experimental music because "It's REAL MUSIC MAAAAN"
>All of us get really Death Grips (yes, the meme band with the scary black hobo singer who is used in pic related) when they come out
>I autistically combine Skyrim and Death Grips by making a black bearded scary murder hobo who only uses shouts and lightning spells called "The Death Grips Prophet" (you gotta say the whole thing)
>Flip a coin when talking to NPC's to decide if they live or die (I was also into No Country for Old Men) and mod the shouts to be MC Riley's "YUH"
>Learn that shouting is busted and Destruction sucks until you get cost reduction gear and the Impact perk

>>713043006 (OP)
>>713044301
>>713046679 etc.
“Autism” does not mean you play a video game a certain way. It is a serious and debilitating communication disorder. I know it’s 2025 and everyone wants to be a snowflake, but calling yourself a retard diminishes people who are actually retarded.

>>713050569
Alchemy is probably your best bet. Blue mountain flowers and blue butterfly wing combine to make a pot that goes for around 100 septims without midifiers.

>>713043006 (OP)
I played as a modded whiteskinned orc mutt whose origin was that his mother had been raped by an orc. He had to come to terms with being this sort of abomination.

>>713043006 (OP)
>Played a teenage Breton novice mage
>Kept getting denied from different mages guilds
>Decides to try the college in Skyrim
>Actually gets in because the bar is incredibly low, casting the shittiest spell anyone could do
Played on Master difficulty to get that feeling of vulnerability where you have to run from fights a lot. Made playing a novice mage more immersive. Gave him a silly quirk of hoarding books he finds so he has a hobby for when he settles down.
Had the Sa'chil mod too. Thought of my character as the straight man to her Kha'jiit antics; that occasionally gives in to them because he's young and thinks they're funny. I considered having her be almost a protective big sister figure to him, seeing as she gets pissed when you do something as small as pick up skooma. So two goofballs keeping each other in check from doing things too stupid that may get them killed.

>>713044301
Do you forbid yourself from using Transmute Material or are you the kind of merchant that would secretly abuse it

>>713086720
>casting the shittiest spell anyone could do
You literally can't cast them if you haven't specced into magic at all or if you aren't using any magical gear. Conjure flame atronach is like 130 magicka base.

>>713086857
i think i found the actual autist in the the thread who can't understand hyperbole

>>713086186
Your honour, this is a black thing isn't it

>>713086986
>roleplays as someone who can cast spells even though the character literally can't cast them
I wonder who's the autistic one here. I suppose I can't blame you, it being the topic of the thread and all.

>>713086621
Sooo the Gray Prince from Oblivion?

there are no sexy oblivion remaster mods yet?

>>713043006 (OP)
I start off with the Another Life mod that spawns you in a random location outside of Helgen. I cycle around until I find a bandit camp then escape there (I'm also a female mage). From there I beeline to the Mage's Guild and become Archmage. I trade and buy a house in Solitude and become a wealthy high class woman. Then I go to a bandit camp and get captured by the bandits who then put me in my place and use me as their sex slave.

>>713087369
Holy fucking based

>>713087281
Yeah but not a vampire. His skin looked more like that white orc from return of the king.

I roleplayed as a guy from the real world who got isekai'd by Akatosh into Skyrim to stop Alduin. All my stats started at one with two exceptions he was a gunsmith so his blacksmithing was 50 and he had working knowledge of how to make basic flintlock firearms.

all the coom mods broke my game by taking it over the animation limit
now my fucking balls are so fucking pent up holy shit fuck fuck fuck HELP

>>713089387
Post your mod list and I'll help

>>713058015
Cringe based kino.

>>713089603
i fixed it thanks coombro it was an old LE anim pack that i just had to convert to SE which was breaking all the animations in my game

>>713043006 (OP)
i downloaded a vore mod and vored all the npcs while hacking off

>>713089387
use pandora engine moron and animation limit crash fix

>>713091148
Are there really mods for this type of thing wtf. Are all the super fetish ones in loverslab? I should stop being lazy and try them one day
Is there a pre-made modlist full of degen shit that you can just pick and choose?

>>713091285
there are mod packs for wabbajack but the absolute most degen shit you have to install manually

>>713091180
i already use all that
i also use your mom

>>713091531
DAD get off 4chan and make dinner please

>>713091570
go to bed

>>713043006 (OP)
I RP as a desendant of of the Ascendant Lord(the guy from that ESO trailer). And use it as an excuse as to why my breton is so jacked and tall. In my head, the Order just became another Knight Order and the original goals got lost to time.

Or on a Sneak playthrough I RP a member of house Dres who's close family all died to Argonians during the invasion. One of their meta level goals is to kill every Argonian they can withount getting caught.

This is my ingame Skyrim toon with latest ENB and graphic mods

>>713092335
>niggas really look at this and be like "I find women attractive"

>>713092335
bitch looks like a female version of todd howard

>>713074114
>>713068281
It's a roleplaying game. If you're not roleplaying why even bother?

>>713094369
It's no use trying to argue with anti-RP normalfags, they have a critical lack of whimsy or imagination and you can't "teach" them to have those. Same type of people who go weeks without sleeping in-game, never eat food other than for healing and fast travel everywhere.

Properly equipped warrior eventually turning into an unhinged savage wearing fur/tribal/whatever clothes.

>>713079012
What the fuck happened to Uthgerd?

I installed every unarmed combat mod I could find and replaced the soundtrack with Fist of the North Star's. Whenever I feel like just fighting things I load that and run around punching bandits.

>>713086186
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Recently role playimg a hunter that lived at Meeko's shack that was being SA'd at a young age by the nord there, until the rockjoint killed him in his sleep. After he died she continued living there hunting and going to solitude to sell her game. After some bandits eventually killed her only friend, that dog Meeko, she gave him a sad resting place by a waterfall and starting hunting down bandits for revenge

I roleplayed as a megalomaniac lich necromancer that slowly infiltrated every institution in Skyrim who eventually wants to take over reality, otherwise just chilling in decrepit dungeons and killing random adventurers and turning them into zombies or sucking their soul out

>>713095878
honestly, the early game was really fun, now I'm just at a point where I'm going at it at lvl something now but having to hunt to survive was fun

>>713056617
>>713055912
>>713056248
>>713056472
polygamy is based

>>713068281
The fact that Skyrim lets you do every quest in one playthrough is typically used as a criticism against the game, like this anon here is doing: >>713049514. Older RPGs didn't let you do that so if you wanted to experience all the quests then making multiple characters wouldn't just be an autistic roleplaying choice it'd be something you'd have to do to experience content you were locked out of on other characters.
One of the strengths of RPGs is replayability. Nobody is forcing you to replay the game over and over again back to back in a short amount of time so you can squeeze every morsel of value out of the game as quick as possible. It's entirely possible to play the game once and experience some parts of the game and not others, and then take a break from the game for a long time (years even) before playing it again to experience the parts you missed.
I have no idea why people in [current year] are so obsessed with compulsively doing literally everything in a game all in one go like it's a fucking checklist. Reminds me of people who get pissed about From Soft games having obscure secrets or confusing questlines. You're supposed to miss things. They never intended you to do and see everything in one go. It's ok to not experience every tiny particle of content in a game.

>>713058015
>I was 22 years old.
your brain wasn't fully developed you were still a child

>>713071254
HOLY based

>>713063832
The divines clearly favor the races of men

>>713071254
This sounds kino. I really should play a priest in a CRPG sometime I've never tried it.

>>713043006 (OP)
I roleplayed as a mad man who thinks he's Pelinal Whitestrake. He's always shouting and speaking in third person.

>>713087318
There's already a body framework I thought, NBO or whatever it is

>>713092825
kek

>>713086451
retarded people are diminished no matter what they or anyone else does

>>713043006 (OP)
I've stacked up on sex mods which integrate into the gameplay and story and slowly progressing through the guild quests with the occasional dungeon run. It's been a fun ride.

>>713070935
>“magic isn’t real dumbass”
Based

>>713043006 (OP)
long ago I used to rp a tribal warcraft like shaman that summons moded elementals and uses moded elemental spells wearing unique armor. was kinda cool unleashing an army of elementals backed by a elemental lord at the keep that has all the drauger elder dragons and dragon preists

old nord word for mage was "clever man"

>>713043006 (OP)
Donkey Kong dick?

I did a playthrough where I had to collect every skull I found and place them in my house

>>713099275
I need to download a Marie preset so I can give her a dick and fuck the women of skyrim with it.

>>713100505
That sounds pretty gay, my dude

>>713086451

>>713100657
Maybe but the idea of a small petite Marie dominating and mounting a tall nord woman is too hot to not do.

Confess your most deranged coomer sins

>>713043006 (OP)
Racist Nord.

>>713102475
>took over the New Gnisis Cornerclub by forcibly evicting the owner with restrains since he is flagged as essential
>set it as my home with my follower framework
>married Lydia
>sent every NPC I met into the club and let them run a train on her while I fapped in the corner

>>713102906
bruh Lydia isn't even hot I don't get it

>>713103251
I've used a replacer obviously, who the fuck plays with vanilla NPCs?

>>713043006 (OP)
there was none the games more of a sandbox then rpg

>>713043006 (OP)
stereotypical DnD or other media shit
>orc
>either full smash or magic slash
using a handful of mods to enhance conjuration weapons and sometimes throwing out chain lightnings. on the other hand, get that fucking legendary 2h mace and smash, and smash more and smash even more
>high elf
full blown caster with some mods that lowers the cooldown of racials just to throw fireballs relentlessly
>khajiit
its always super secret stealth or just berserker boxer with a few unarmed mods
the list can go on but you get the idea

i think my favorite playthrough was a nord male using unarmed and heavy armor and then i used console commands to give Lydia the spellbook from the mod Unarmed Helper that gives her scaling unarmed damage and we just spent the entire game together punching and fucking

Filled my modded house with every mother/daughter duos in the game

>>713100505
>>713100657
>That sounds pretty gay, my dude
I like the Marie anon but this gaslighting can't be tolerated. How is putting on a futa dick and going around fucking females gay. But playing as a female and searching for MALE npcs to fuck you is somehow straight? That anon is going to travel around with a harem of females to fuck whereas you are going to travel with a bunch of MALES to fuck you. He wants to fuck girls, you want to be the girl getting fucked.

I wish I had any sort of creative spark or whimsy left because I haven’t put genuine thought into this kind of shit while playing a game since I was a kid.
Just play a male human warrior of no particular origin who will kill anything that moves for gold and picks up anything that isn’t nailed down like a klepto every time.

>>713106264
You have to exercise your creativity to keep it active. If you go into every game treating it as a videogame rather than a world to be immersed in of course you'll see everything as systems rather than create your own fun.
Obviously some games are better for this kind of thing than others, sandbox RPGs are ideal.

>>713043006 (OP)
>tell me about your autistic roleplays on skyrim
i don't roleplay in single-player games because i'm not a homosexual.

also, i only ever play a male nord, because i'm not a homosexual.

>>713107720
Least insecure "heterosexual".