>OL monkey girl
>Office. Lady. Monkey. Girl.
Holy fuck Nintendo are genuses my fucking DICK

Guys this is how HIV started. Someone looked at an ape and said “yeah I wanna expend my genetic code into this thing.”

i need her in my banana horde

>>713047929 (OP)
>girl

>>713048854
Shut up tranny/rabblerouser

>>713047929 (OP)
Every new nintendo game looks like ringfit

did they give her more ass?

oooook ooooook im retvvvvvrniiiiing

>>713047929 (OP)
Expand... Dong?

>>713048915
you just know that's a trap.

>flat

>>713047929 (OP)
You wouldn't fuck a literal monkey, right? RIGHT?

>>713049524
Thats the best part gayboy

>>713049394
Unironically? Glasses too sharp. No one gives those glasses to a male in ANY form.

>>713049737
Gay

>>713049814
Gay

>>713049891
On closer inspection
>flat
>big butt
>piercings
>colored poop hair
Literally Tawna from Crash 4

>>713047929 (OP)
that's just a black woman?

>>713050068
Her hair is combed and styled a certain way not shaved to make a statement. Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo.

>>713050361
Flatty fatty poop hair

>>713047929 (OP)
But... That's a monkey... Surely, no one would...

>>713047929 (OP)
Didn't know Nintendo got inspiration from the GTA6 trailer

>>713050068
I wanted you to respond with one gay again anon. Would have been a kino exhibition of immaturity

>>713047929 (OP)
why is she so fucking flat?

>they're Kongs

in some way they're gonna face turn and become good guys and that they were under control or something

>>713050130
How dare you compare the venerable monkey to the nigger

>>713051353
Nah I bet it'll be even better since the goal is to get to the planet's core to have your wish granted
>DK gets there but the bad guys got there first
>They're getting their wish granted
>The macguffin appears to start granting their wish
>IT'S FUCKING K. ROOL WHO DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A GOLDEN DEITY
>THE PLANET'S CORE IS ACTUALLY KRODODILE ISLAND, IT SANK ALL THE WAY DOWN AFTER DKC2
>INGOT ISLE WAS HIM REPLICATING THE EVENT, AND HE'S GOING TO USE ALL OF THE COLLECTED BANANDIUM TO TURN HIMSELF INTO A GOD BANANZA AND BANANA NUKE EVERY CONTINENT ON THE PLANET SO THEY ALSO SINK TO THE CORE WHERE HE WILL RULE AS THE SOLE KING OF ALL

>>713047929 (OP)
>Lady
>Girl

>>713047929 (OP)
>dat clipping
I can't fap to this

Her big fat banana...

>>713050068
>such a blind motherfucker you think this fab businesswoman pomp is the same as the stereotypical motorbike dyke sidecut

>>713051584
Jesus dude, dial it back. We're roasting a cartoon monkey design, not trying to reenact Xbox Live lobbies from 2007.

>>713047929 (OP)
the worst part is she'll never be used again

>>713053912

>>713053026
im pushin the banana in her urethra

>>713054472
disgustingly based

>>713050361
>Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo
Didn't expect to hear that.

>>713053026
It has literally been a few hours...

>>713053026
BONER FUEL

>>713047929 (OP)
>Not wearing a pencil skirt with tights/pantyhose
Are they even trying?

>>713056461
She was shown before. Her name just dropped.

>>713047929 (OP)
I prefer to call her Sexy Kong as opposed to Poppy Kong.

>>713047929 (OP)
Simian furries just make me angry

>>713051703
Based. They should add Earthworm Jim too

>>713051353
Some of the bosses in Jungle Beat were also Kongs. And like there's Mankey Kong in DKC1. So antagonistic Kongs aren't without precedent.