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Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:30:00 AM No.713047929 >>713048854 >>713048960 >>713049213 >>713049594 >>713050130 >>713050525 >>713050543 >>713051316 >>713052814 >>713052895 >>713053939 >>713056671 >>713057597 >>713058201

OL munkee.png md5: 28a7410b... 🔍

>OL monkey girl
>Office. Lady. Monkey. Girl.
Holy fuck Nintendo are genuses my fucking DICK

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:31:22 AM No.713048035

Guys this is how HIV started. Someone looked at an ape and said “yeah I wanna expend my genetic code into this thing.”

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:34:55 AM No.713048290

i need her in my banana horde

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:43:04 AM No.713048854 >>713048915

>>713047929 (OP)
>girl

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.713048915 >>713049394

>>713048854
Shut up tranny/rabblerouser

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:44:29 AM No.713048960

>>713047929 (OP)
Every new nintendo game looks like ringfit

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:46:38 AM No.713049129

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did they give her more ass?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:46:44 AM No.713049134

oooook ooooook im retvvvvvrniiiiing

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:47:49 AM No.713049213

>>713047929 (OP)
Expand... Dong?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:50:26 AM No.713049394 >>713049809

>>713048915
you just know that's a trap.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:52:06 AM No.713049524 >>713049737

>flat

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:53:05 AM No.713049594

>>713047929 (OP)
You wouldn't fuck a literal monkey, right? RIGHT?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:55:05 AM No.713049737 >>713049814

>>713049524
Thats the best part gayboy

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:56:05 AM No.713049809

>>713049394
Unironically? Glasses too sharp. No one gives those glasses to a male in ANY form.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:56:09 AM No.713049814 >>713049891

>>713049737
Gay

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:57:06 AM No.713049891 >>713050068

>>713049814
Gay

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 3:59:32 AM No.713050068 >>713050361 >>713051260 >>713053479

>>713049891
On closer inspection
>flat
>big butt
>piercings
>colored poop hair
Literally Tawna from Crash 4

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:00:33 AM No.713050130 >>713051584

>>713047929 (OP)
that's just a black woman?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:03:44 AM No.713050361 >>713050416 >>713056346

>>713050068
Her hair is combed and styled a certain way not shaved to make a statement. Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:04:30 AM No.713050416

>>713050361
Flatty fatty poop hair

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:05:49 AM No.713050525

>>713047929 (OP)
But... That's a monkey... Surely, no one would...

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:06:04 AM No.713050543

>>713047929 (OP)
Didn't know Nintendo got inspiration from the GTA6 trailer

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:16:57 AM No.713051260

>>713050068
I wanted you to respond with one gay again anon. Would have been a kino exhibition of immaturity

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:17:46 AM No.713051316

>>713047929 (OP)
why is she so fucking flat?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:18:16 AM No.713051353 >>713051703 >>713058662

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>they're Kongs

in some way they're gonna face turn and become good guys and that they were under control or something

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:22:08 AM No.713051584 >>713053912

>>713050130
How dare you compare the venerable monkey to the nigger

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:24:18 AM No.713051703 >>713058453

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>>713051353
Nah I bet it'll be even better since the goal is to get to the planet's core to have your wish granted
>DK gets there but the bad guys got there first
>They're getting their wish granted
>The macguffin appears to start granting their wish
>IT'S FUCKING K. ROOL WHO DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A GOLDEN DEITY
>THE PLANET'S CORE IS ACTUALLY KRODODILE ISLAND, IT SANK ALL THE WAY DOWN AFTER DKC2
>INGOT ISLE WAS HIM REPLICATING THE EVENT, AND HE'S GOING TO USE ALL OF THE COLLECTED BANANDIUM TO TURN HIMSELF INTO A GOD BANANZA AND BANANA NUKE EVERY CONTINENT ON THE PLANET SO THEY ALSO SINK TO THE CORE WHERE HE WILL RULE AS THE SOLE KING OF ALL

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:42:53 AM No.713052814

>>713047929 (OP)
>Lady
>Girl

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:44:27 AM No.713052895

>>713047929 (OP)
>dat clipping
I can't fap to this

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:46:37 AM No.713053026 >>713054472 >>713056461 >>713056519

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Her big fat banana...

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 4:53:14 AM No.713053479

>>713050068
>such a blind motherfucker you think this fab businesswoman pomp is the same as the stereotypical motorbike dyke sidecut

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:00:24 AM No.713053912 >>713053946

>>713051584
Jesus dude, dial it back. We're roasting a cartoon monkey design, not trying to reenact Xbox Live lobbies from 2007.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:01:01 AM No.713053939

>>713047929 (OP)
the worst part is she'll never be used again

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:01:09 AM No.713053946

HAAH YOU SOUND LIKE A.png md5: 09d872a2... 🔍

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:11:00 AM No.713054472 >>713054496

>>713053026
im pushin the banana in her urethra

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:11:28 AM No.713054496

>>713054472
disgustingly based

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:42:49 AM No.713056346

>>713050361
>Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo
Didn't expect to hear that.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:45:14 AM No.713056461 >>713057230

>>713053026
It has literally been a few hours...

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:46:15 AM No.713056519

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>>713053026
BONER FUEL

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:49:09 AM No.713056671

>>713047929 (OP)
>Not wearing a pencil skirt with tights/pantyhose
Are they even trying?

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 5:58:57 AM No.713057230

>>713056461
She was shown before. Her name just dropped.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 6:05:46 AM No.713057597

>>713047929 (OP)
I prefer to call her Sexy Kong as opposed to Poppy Kong.

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 6:16:09 AM No.713058201

>>713047929 (OP)
Simian furries just make me angry

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 6:20:58 AM No.713058453

>>713051703
Based. They should add Earthworm Jim too

Anonymous 6/19/2025, 6:24:51 AM No.713058662

>>713051353
Some of the bosses in Jungle Beat were also Kongs. And like there's Mankey Kong in DKC1. So antagonistic Kongs aren't without precedent.