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Anonymous No.713047929 [Report] >>713048854 >>713048960 >>713049213 >>713049594 >>713050130 >>713050525 >>713050543 >>713051316 >>713052814 >>713052895 >>713053939 >>713056671 >>713057597 >>713058201
>OL monkey girl
>Office. Lady. Monkey. Girl.
Holy fuck Nintendo are genuses my fucking DICK
Anonymous No.713048035 [Report]
Guys this is how HIV started. Someone looked at an ape and said “yeah I wanna expend my genetic code into this thing.”
Anonymous No.713048290 [Report]
i need her in my banana horde
Anonymous No.713048854 [Report] >>713048915
>>713047929 (OP)
>girl
Anonymous No.713048915 [Report] >>713049394
>>713048854
Shut up tranny/rabblerouser
Anonymous No.713048960 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
Every new nintendo game looks like ringfit
Anonymous No.713049129 [Report]
did they give her more ass?
Anonymous No.713049134 [Report]
oooook ooooook im retvvvvvrniiiiing
Anonymous No.713049213 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
Expand... Dong?
Anonymous No.713049394 [Report] >>713049809
>>713048915
you just know that's a trap.
Anonymous No.713049524 [Report] >>713049737
>flat
Anonymous No.713049594 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
You wouldn't fuck a literal monkey, right? RIGHT?
Anonymous No.713049737 [Report] >>713049814
>>713049524
Thats the best part gayboy
Anonymous No.713049809 [Report]
>>713049394
Unironically? Glasses too sharp. No one gives those glasses to a male in ANY form.
Anonymous No.713049814 [Report] >>713049891
>>713049737
Gay
Anonymous No.713049891 [Report] >>713050068
>>713049814
Gay
Anonymous No.713050068 [Report] >>713050361 >>713051260 >>713053479
>>713049891
On closer inspection
>flat
>big butt
>piercings
>colored poop hair
Literally Tawna from Crash 4
Anonymous No.713050130 [Report] >>713051584
>>713047929 (OP)
that's just a black woman?
Anonymous No.713050361 [Report] >>713050416 >>713056346
>>713050068
Her hair is combed and styled a certain way not shaved to make a statement. Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo.
Anonymous No.713050416 [Report]
>>713050361
Flatty fatty poop hair
Anonymous No.713050525 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
But... That's a monkey... Surely, no one would...
Anonymous No.713050543 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
Didn't know Nintendo got inspiration from the GTA6 trailer
Anonymous No.713051260 [Report]
>>713050068
I wanted you to respond with one gay again anon. Would have been a kino exhibition of immaturity
Anonymous No.713051316 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
why is she so fucking flat?
Anonymous No.713051353 [Report] >>713051703 >>713058662
>they're Kongs

in some way they're gonna face turn and become good guys and that they were under control or something
Anonymous No.713051584 [Report] >>713053912
>>713050130
How dare you compare the venerable monkey to the nigger
Anonymous No.713051703 [Report] >>713058453
>>713051353
Nah I bet it'll be even better since the goal is to get to the planet's core to have your wish granted
>DK gets there but the bad guys got there first
>They're getting their wish granted
>The macguffin appears to start granting their wish
>IT'S FUCKING K. ROOL WHO DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A GOLDEN DEITY
>THE PLANET'S CORE IS ACTUALLY KRODODILE ISLAND, IT SANK ALL THE WAY DOWN AFTER DKC2
>INGOT ISLE WAS HIM REPLICATING THE EVENT, AND HE'S GOING TO USE ALL OF THE COLLECTED BANANDIUM TO TURN HIMSELF INTO A GOD BANANZA AND BANANA NUKE EVERY CONTINENT ON THE PLANET SO THEY ALSO SINK TO THE CORE WHERE HE WILL RULE AS THE SOLE KING OF ALL
Anonymous No.713052814 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
>Lady
>Girl
Anonymous No.713052895 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
>dat clipping
I can't fap to this
Anonymous No.713053026 [Report] >>713054472 >>713056461 >>713056519
Her big fat banana...
Anonymous No.713053479 [Report]
>>713050068
>such a blind motherfucker you think this fab businesswoman pomp is the same as the stereotypical motorbike dyke sidecut
Anonymous No.713053912 [Report] >>713053946
>>713051584
Jesus dude, dial it back. We're roasting a cartoon monkey design, not trying to reenact Xbox Live lobbies from 2007.
Anonymous No.713053939 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
the worst part is she'll never be used again
Anonymous No.713053946 [Report]
>>713053912
Anonymous No.713054472 [Report] >>713054496
>>713053026
im pushin the banana in her urethra
Anonymous No.713054496 [Report]
>>713054472
disgustingly based
Anonymous No.713056346 [Report]
>>713050361
>Shes got the Mayor Mare hairdo
Didn't expect to hear that.
Anonymous No.713056461 [Report] >>713057230
>>713053026
It has literally been a few hours...
Anonymous No.713056519 [Report]
>>713053026
BONER FUEL
Anonymous No.713056671 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
>Not wearing a pencil skirt with tights/pantyhose
Are they even trying?
Anonymous No.713057230 [Report]
>>713056461
She was shown before. Her name just dropped.
Anonymous No.713057597 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
I prefer to call her Sexy Kong as opposed to Poppy Kong.
Anonymous No.713058201 [Report]
>>713047929 (OP)
Simian furries just make me angry
Anonymous No.713058453 [Report]
>>713051703
Based. They should add Earthworm Jim too
Anonymous No.713058662 [Report]
>>713051353
Some of the bosses in Jungle Beat were also Kongs. And like there's Mankey Kong in DKC1. So antagonistic Kongs aren't without precedent.