Thread 713050854

>We are supposed to believe Pauline went from a 3ft runt at age 13 to a long legged goddess in adulthood.

Come on man, I got 5 nieces and none were friggin 3ft at age 13. That is some damn dwarfism.

Two possibilities:

A) That is not Pauline. That is Smalline, her little cousin with dwarfism. Scrappy Doo vibes.

B) After helping him break the seals and get his bananas back, DK helped out his new friend by hooking her up with the best leg lengthening ape surgeon on earth, Lanky Kong MD, free of charge! After finally becoming a long leg queen, Pauline's musical and political career skyrocketed. And she was forever grateful to her simian friend who hooked her up.

Any other reasonable explanations? Remember in asia selling cosmetic surgery to minors is considered very normal.

>>713050998
yea bro a 13 year old kid who is 3ft tall is gonna be a midget. no growth spurt is gonna make you double in height from there. Maybe if she was supposed to be 9 it'd be possible

>kids grow up?
yes

>>713050854 (OP)
>We are supposed to believe Goku went from a 3ft runt at age 12 to a long legged super saiyan god super saiyan in adulthood.

>>713050854 (OP)
Yeah, saying that kid is 13 is clearly an oversight from out of touch devs/execs. There's no way that Pauline is any older than 10 at the very most.

This is what bothers you about a game where you play as a 10ft tall sapient gorilla that can turn into an ostrich with hands?

>>713050854 (OP)
It's just anime age bullshit. Don't think too hard about it.

>>713050854 (OP)
bananergy transformation. similar to how pic related is regular mario and the big form from eating a super mushroom is super mario.

>>713051701
Goku has ALWAYS been a 5'9 manlet. this is consistent

>>713050854 (OP)
>>713051369
>>713051741
Everyone's pretending to be retarded right? And we all know it's just a cartoon character not beholden to the actual laws of human anatomy? Haha good joke guys hahaha

>>713050854 (OP)
Mario is a dwarf.
Cranky Kong used to be called "Donkey Kong", and his son is also named "Donkey Kong", not "Donkey Kong Jr.".
Make of that what you will.

>>713052159
I brought up an example of in-universe absurdity that is directly correlated with character sizes and changes (transformations). Pauline having an exaggerated growth spurt makes complete sense within those parameters.

You are gay and your stupid image macro is irrelevant

>>713051806
This will be the first time Dixie makes an proper appearance and is not playable.

I'm just going to leave this here.

>>713052395
where do they poop? will her poops grow with her in size?

>>713050854 (OP)
Draw her being fucked by gorilla dick

>>713050998
girls hit puberty faster on average than boys do.

sexo vidya child

>>713052549
Pauline's taller in Odyssey to make her look more normal along with the New Donkers. In the spinoffs she's more normal sized

>>713052549
>>713052861
excataly, you fuckers are dumb as shit. There is no major height disparity.

>>713050854 (OP)
Why did they have to make her 13. They ruined the game

>>713050854 (OP)
>I turned myself into a rock, Donkey

>>713053374
You should neck yourself in protest.

>>713050854 (OP)
Did you forget how normal Peach was in 3-D World?

>>713050854 (OP)
It's dragon ball logic. She'll be a midget until she hits 18 and then she will be a full sized adult.

>>713050854 (OP)
>Mario and Zelda share a universe
>in BoTW, eating mighty bananas grants a significant boost in strength
>Yiga Blademasters feed almost exclusively off of these bananas and are shown to be over a foot taller than normal people
>they are presumably already adults before this additional growth spurt occurs, so there's no telling what that kind of diet would do to a growing teenager
>bananas are shown to be a staple food in New Donk City
Conclusion: mighty bananas and super mushrooms belong to the same class of consumables, and everyone in New Donk (including, especially) Pauline is much taller than average as a result

>>713054172
>>713052861
>>713052760
you know bros, I actually wasnt expecting the discussion to become this analytical and well constructed. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

>>713050854 (OP)
Jimmy neutron looking bitch

>>713051369
>>713050998

>>713052549
nintenfags are so weird because when has consistent sizing and scaling EVER mattered in these games? Bowser can be the size of a planet one game then he can fit in a kart in another game.

>>713051701
Goku isn't a human

>>713050854 (OP)
I don't get it....
Pauline and Donkey Kong were friends when she was young, but later He kidnaps & rapes her and needs to be saved by regular non-super mario?

that's fucked up

>>713058114
No, CHADrio beat up Donkey Kuck and took his woman

>>713057819
fuck you I lol'd. Fucking Jobgeta.

Who will win the Pauline Cup? DK or Mario?

>>713054172
New headcanon acquired

>>713050854 (OP)
not to mention women grow faster than guys too. By the time they are like 15 they have already grown all they are gonna grow, can always get fatter though. Guys are still getting taller and growing till like 19.

>>713050854 (OP)
You have too much free time

>>713062472
nigga I posted this from work

>>713051910
>Goku has ALWAYS been a 5'9 manlet.
He literally cant unless every woman's child height.

>>713054172
Mario should've eaten his bananas

>>713050854 (OP)
>complaining about midgets in fucking mario
OP, everyone canonically has stumpy legs without a mushroom

>fictional shit happening in my fiction?!
>not on my watch!

So like, Nintendo decided to pull a Yoshi's island with Donkey Kong Bonanza. Donkey Dong finds baby Paulina... as a stone... who becomes human. This ties into Super Mario Odyssey? OK.

>>713050854 (OP)
>to a long legged goddess in adulthood
she's 5'5

>>713066041
If Nintendo is smart, this is a sequel to Odyssey.
Pauline (Jr.) saves New Donk City from King K. Rool after he follows her and DK to the surface.
DK and Pauline (Jr.) defeat K. Rool and then Mario and Pauline appear, and then picrel.

>>713051369
>9
Try like 3. You're taller than 36 inches by the time you're potty trained.