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Anonymous No.713055552 >>713055836 >>713056078 >>713056160 >>713056269 >>713056337 >>713056517 >>713056530 >>713057014 >>713057176 >>713057368 >>713057635 >>713058293 >>713058818 >>713058967 >>713059018 >>713063778 >>713064391 >>713067858 >>713067925 >>713068081 >>713068784 >>713071108
Why have zoomers rejected it?
Anonymous No.713055836 >>713057142
>>713055552 (OP)
It's an unc game that's aged like milk
Anonymous No.713056012
it's the most flawed zelda objectively i dont know why people rate it higher than zelda 1 or 2. it's amazing once you get the ball rolling
Anonymous No.713056078
>>713055552 (OP)
Too hard, too complicated.
Anonymous No.713056160
>>713055552 (OP)
its difficult to go from 3d rollslop to 2d combat
Anonymous No.713056173 >>713058921 >>713068930
The top down perspective maybe? Just recently played through it for the first time and it's mostly good but the item usage felt limited outside of a few and learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic without word of mouth or looking it up.
Anonymous No.713056269
>>713055552 (OP)
Too hard
Anonymous No.713056337
>>713055552 (OP)
because they're too retarded to beat it
Anonymous No.713056460 >>713057054
because it's extremely mid, link's awakening completely clears it
>zoomers
I'm 32
Anonymous No.713056478 >>713070619
>Play as Zelda
>The girl I rescue is also named Zelda

This was extremely confusing to me.

"Zelda is YOUR-"

NAME? Come on man.
Anonymous No.713056517
>>713055552 (OP)
Low attention spans.
Anonymous No.713056527 >>713056876 >>713065397
the dark world dungeon music gets really obnoxious
Anonymous No.713056530
>>713055552 (OP)
Because zoomers reject everything made after 2020.
Anonymous No.713056539 >>713056657 >>713056759 >>713056779 >>713062457
https://youtu.be/8AiQDiLjuvg?si=9pqV6ksPD8HDjpri

A zoomer plays ALTTP for the first time.
Anonymous No.713056657 >>713056785
>>713056539
>he actually named Link "Zelda"
>screams "Who are you?!" when he frees the actual Zelda
Is this a joke? This guy is pissing me off. I fucking hate him.
Anonymous No.713056759
>>713056539
This is quite obviously a joke video.
Anonymous No.713056779
>>713056539
That nigga is like 35
Anonymous No.713056785 >>713056893
>>713056657
Game is called Zelda therefore you play as Zelda.
If that wasn't the intent then that is just a total failure of game design.
Anonymous No.713056876
>>713056527
its not even bad but its not good enough to constantly hear for half your time in game.
Anonymous No.713056893 >>713057039
>>713056785
Technically its ゼルダ
Checkmate, faggot.
Anonymous No.713057014
>>713055552 (OP)
They're still laying in the bed because Link's Uncle told them to stay there.
Anonymous No.713057039
>>713056893
and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady
Anonymous No.713057054 >>713057137 >>713062060
>>713056460
>the easier game is better because I'm retarded
Anonymous No.713057137 >>713057157
>>713057054
The only hard Zelda game is 2
Anonymous No.713057142 >>713057281 >>713058225
>>713055836
The fuck is "unc"?
Anonymous No.713057157 >>713057214 >>713064063
>>713057137
Zelda 2 isn't hard.
You just suck.
Anonymous No.713057176
>>713055552 (OP)
i am 32. i played until i became a bunny then quit out of boredom. i liked LoZ and awakening better. when does lttp become fun?
Anonymous No.713057205
>The fuck is "unc"?
Anonymous No.713057214 >>713057312 >>713064063
>>713057157
larping
you did not beat it blind
Anonymous No.713057281
>>713057142
>The fuck is "unc"?
unc ahh question
Anonymous No.713057312 >>713058827
>>713057214
Yeah I did actually.
It took a lot of tries but I did.
So did a lot of other kids in the late 80s.
You were that kid that couldn't beat anything without Nintendo Power weren't you?
Anonymous No.713057368 >>713057480 >>713057516 >>713057997 >>713058406 >>713058416 >>713058747
>>713055552 (OP)
They got giga filtered by this boss nigga
Anonymous No.713057480
>>713057368
Not to defend zoomers, but I still get knocked off the platform a lot as a 45 year old man playing lttp randomizer.
Anonymous No.713057516 >>713057901 >>713063690
>>713057368
That is a shitty boss though, what the fuck is the pattern?
Anonymous No.713057635
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they're faggots who grew up with Slopparina of Time
Anonymous No.713057901
>>713057516
Do you THINK I give a SHIT about your pattern recognition?
Anonymous No.713057997
>>713057368
What was his fucking problem?
Anonymous No.713058225 >>713063224
>>713057142
Some new forced meme it means boomer
Anonymous No.713058293
>>713055552 (OP)
Why did future generations burn the library of Alexandria? Because they were retarded.
Anonymous No.713058406 >>713058912
>>713057368
Anonymous No.713058416 >>713058673
>>713057368
moldorm is an actual difficult boss. the true noob filter for lttp is Blind

if they leave the dungeon to get the rank 3 sword first, they're noobs
Anonymous No.713058673
>>713058416
It took me forever to realize that sword level doesn't matter on Blind and she always takes only 3 hits per phase
Anonymous No.713058747
>>713057368
Really? The only hard ones were the ones with multiple bodies shooting stuff at you
Anonymous No.713058765 >>713058845
Did you ever get your mirror shield taken by a like-like and lost it forever?
Anonymous No.713058818
>>713055552 (OP)
Zoomers don't play old games and only experience them through their OST and ALTTP has a shitty one because of the SNES's bad sound chip.
Anonymous No.713058827
>>713057312
Not him, but it's pretty difficult. Is it comparable to Ninja Gaiden 3 or Castlevania 3? No, it's much easier than those. But that doesn't make it not difficult.
Anonymous No.713058845 >>713058901
>>713058765
don't think you can lose the mirror shield
Anonymous No.713058901
>>713058845
Really? Hmm, maybe I only lost the red shield
Anonymous No.713058903
The Quintet games are the ultimate zoomer normalfag filter
Anonymous No.713058912
>>713058406
>What are you going to do on the 4F?
>*Wee woo wooo woooo*
Anonymous No.713058921 >>713058979 >>713059000
>>713056173
>learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic without word of mouth or looking it up.
You zoomers are pathetic. Back when I played this game I couldn't even read English, yet I still figured things out by trying.
Anonymous No.713058967 >>713059035
>>713055552 (OP)
Why would I care?
Anonymous No.713058979 >>713059467
>>713058921
iirc there's no indication that you need the ice rod to beat Trinex, so there is some actual bullshit there
Anonymous No.713059000 >>713059467
>>713058921
you were a kid and had excess amounts of time to waste. adults don't sit around bashing their head against the wall hoping to progress in a children's game, we have real shit to attend to
Anonymous No.713059018
>>713055552 (OP)
Alundra beats it
Anonymous No.713059035
>>713058967
your epeen gets bigger when your tribe wins online
Anonymous No.713059109 >>713059217
Shout out to the most fun boss in the game
Anonymous No.713059217 >>713061187
>>713059109
>get to him in randomizer
>have no master sword
>have to use hammer
Anonymous No.713059467
>>713058979
As I said, you need to figure it out on your own by interacting with things. You would know that interacting with the well earlier in the game behind the waterfall would get you upgrades, so it should not come as a surprise that you can also do it in castle.
>>713059000
You have as much as time as I had. There is no excuse for your retardation. A retard is a retard, and there's no way around it.
Anonymous No.713061187
>>713059217
That shit is irritating just because you have to go in and out of the menu 20 million times.
Anonymous No.713061993
it's HER time!
Anonymous No.713062060
>>713057054
Zelda 1 is also better. ALTTP casualizes everything good about Zelda 1 without introducing any of the good elements of LA.
Anonymous No.713062121
it has a lgbtqia2+ phobic vibe
Anonymous No.713062301
It makes a fun randomizer, but otherwise the base game just hasn't aged as well as some other SNES titles.
Anonymous No.713062457
>>713056539
>He's told not to leave the house
>He never leaves

DSP tier holy shit.
Anonymous No.713063224 >>713063587 >>713063972 >>713064201 >>713065351 >>713066228
>>713058225
It's not new it's black slang that's been around for decades. The general population just recently picked it up kind of like they did with "senpai" (which was also black speech from way before that)
Anonymous No.713063578 >>713063626 >>713063843
You're all retarded. ALTTP is the best Zelda game. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.713063587
>>713063224
I never knew that swap was added. For a second I thought I totally mistyped
Anonymous No.713063626
>>713063578
I agree with you anon.
Anonymous No.713063690
>>713057516
Every 5-6 seconds he charges straight at you. Watch for it, and distance yourself, and as soon as he turns away, hit his weakspot.
Anonymous No.713063778
>>713055552 (OP)
the only time it wasn't a bottom 5 is before there were 8 zeldas
Anonymous No.713063843 >>713064120
>>713063578
Yeah, I never even knew that zoomers didn't like it. I grew up with it so I even love the first Zelda but at least I can understand why they wouldn't like that one. Not liking a link to the past is just plain retarded though
Anonymous No.713063910
LTTP is the best zelda game and one of the best games ever made. It's not "rejected" by anyone, just very old, and nintendo doesn't shill it much
Anonymous No.713063972
>>713063224
How about don't emulate niggers?
Anonymous No.713064063
>>713057157
>>713057214
Zelda 2 is hard as shit even with a guide. The combat and platforming are very executionally demanding. The final boss is also by FAR the hardest in any nintendo game ever unless you know the corner trick.
Anonymous No.713064120
>>713063843
Zoomers don't dislike it, OP is just a tranny using bait to drive thread engagement
Anonymous No.713064201
>>713063224
Is senpai still wordfiltered?
Anonymous No.713064391
>>713055552 (OP)
I haven't :)
Anonymous No.713065351
>>713063224
baka desu senpai
Anonymous No.713065397
>>713056527
It's wild that they didn't swap the light world and dark world dungeon themes.
Anonymous No.713066228
>>713063224
>The general population
Zoomers and gen alpha picked it up because they've been taught that being white is bad.
Anonymous No.713067858
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they didn't grow up with it and have nostalgia lens for it. I always liked Zelda 1 more.
Anonymous No.713067925
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they have A Link Between Worlds now, which was also pretty good
Anonymous No.713068081
>>713055552 (OP)
Not liminal enough.
Anonymous No.713068784
>>713055552 (OP)
All of the zoomers play Roblox. I have not met a zoomer that HASN'T been obsessed with Roblox.
Anonymous No.713068930
>>713056173
>learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic
>Problem solving is a negative
Pitiful
Anonymous No.713070619
>>713056478
kek
Anonymous No.713071108
>>713055552 (OP)
Link's Awakening is far far better.
There also is no excuse for the pink hair.

Link's Awakening, Seasons and Ages all have less graphics and less buttons, but all play better, have better stories, better control set up and are more fun, each on their own than A Link to the Past.