Thread 713055552 - /v/ [Archived: 937 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:29:54 AM No.713055552
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Why have zoomers rejected it?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:34:15 AM No.713055836
>>713055552 (OP)
It's an unc game that's aged like milk
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:37:26 AM No.713056012
it's the most flawed zelda objectively i dont know why people rate it higher than zelda 1 or 2. it's amazing once you get the ball rolling
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:38:24 AM No.713056078
>>713055552 (OP)
Too hard, too complicated.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:39:48 AM No.713056160
>>713055552 (OP)
its difficult to go from 3d rollslop to 2d combat
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:40:03 AM No.713056173
The top down perspective maybe? Just recently played through it for the first time and it's mostly good but the item usage felt limited outside of a few and learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic without word of mouth or looking it up.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:41:36 AM No.713056269
>>713055552 (OP)
Too hard
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:42:37 AM No.713056337
>>713055552 (OP)
because they're too retarded to beat it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:45:14 AM No.713056460
because it's extremely mid, link's awakening completely clears it
>zoomers
I'm 32
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:45:34 AM No.713056478
>Play as Zelda
>The girl I rescue is also named Zelda

This was extremely confusing to me.

"Zelda is YOUR-"

NAME? Come on man.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:13 AM No.713056517
>>713055552 (OP)
Low attention spans.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:22 AM No.713056527
the dark world dungeon music gets really obnoxious
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:28 AM No.713056530
>>713055552 (OP)
Because zoomers reject everything made after 2020.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:46:34 AM No.713056539
https://youtu.be/8AiQDiLjuvg?si=9pqV6ksPD8HDjpri

A zoomer plays ALTTP for the first time.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:48:58 AM No.713056657
>>713056539
>he actually named Link "Zelda"
>screams "Who are you?!" when he frees the actual Zelda
Is this a joke? This guy is pissing me off. I fucking hate him.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:50:45 AM No.713056759
>>713056539
This is quite obviously a joke video.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:03 AM No.713056779
>>713056539
That nigga is like 35
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:06 AM No.713056785
>>713056657
Game is called Zelda therefore you play as Zelda.
If that wasn't the intent then that is just a total failure of game design.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:52:53 AM No.713056876
>>713056527
its not even bad but its not good enough to constantly hear for half your time in game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:15 AM No.713056893
>>713056785
Technically its ゼルダ
Checkmate, faggot.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:10 AM No.713057014
>>713055552 (OP)
They're still laying in the bed because Link's Uncle told them to stay there.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:33 AM No.713057039
>>713056893
and a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:52 AM No.713057054
>>713056460
>the easier game is better because I'm retarded
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:57:11 AM No.713057137
>>713057054
The only hard Zelda game is 2
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:57:22 AM No.713057142
>>713055836
The fuck is "unc"?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:57:43 AM No.713057157
>>713057137
Zelda 2 isn't hard.
You just suck.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:01 AM No.713057176
>>713055552 (OP)
i am 32. i played until i became a bunny then quit out of boredom. i liked LoZ and awakening better. when does lttp become fun?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:31 AM No.713057205
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>The fuck is "unc"?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:40 AM No.713057214
>>713057157
larping
you did not beat it blind
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:59:48 AM No.713057281
>>713057142
>The fuck is "unc"?
unc ahh question
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:00:24 AM No.713057312
>>713057214
Yeah I did actually.
It took a lot of tries but I did.
So did a lot of other kids in the late 80s.
You were that kid that couldn't beat anything without Nintendo Power weren't you?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:01:36 AM No.713057368
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>>713055552 (OP)
They got giga filtered by this boss nigga
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:03:16 AM No.713057480
>>713057368
Not to defend zoomers, but I still get knocked off the platform a lot as a 45 year old man playing lttp randomizer.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:03:59 AM No.713057516
>>713057368
That is a shitty boss though, what the fuck is the pattern?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:06:26 AM No.713057635
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they're faggots who grew up with Slopparina of Time
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:10:41 AM No.713057901
does this look like the face of mercy
does this look like the face of mercy
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>>713057516
Do you THINK I give a SHIT about your pattern recognition?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:26 AM No.713057997
>>713057368
What was his fucking problem?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:31 AM No.713058225
>>713057142
Some new forced meme it means boomer
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:17:44 AM No.713058293
>>713055552 (OP)
Why did future generations burn the library of Alexandria? Because they were retarded.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:20:09 AM No.713058406
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>>713057368
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:20:26 AM No.713058416
>>713057368
moldorm is an actual difficult boss. the true noob filter for lttp is Blind

if they leave the dungeon to get the rank 3 sword first, they're noobs
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:25:01 AM No.713058673
>>713058416
It took me forever to realize that sword level doesn't matter on Blind and she always takes only 3 hits per phase
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:26:08 AM No.713058747
>>713057368
Really? The only hard ones were the ones with multiple bodies shooting stuff at you
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:26:26 AM No.713058765
Did you ever get your mirror shield taken by a like-like and lost it forever?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:27:27 AM No.713058818
>>713055552 (OP)
Zoomers don't play old games and only experience them through their OST and ALTTP has a shitty one because of the SNES's bad sound chip.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:27:32 AM No.713058827
>>713057312
Not him, but it's pretty difficult. Is it comparable to Ninja Gaiden 3 or Castlevania 3? No, it's much easier than those. But that doesn't make it not difficult.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:27:49 AM No.713058845
>>713058765
don't think you can lose the mirror shield
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:48 AM No.713058901
>>713058845
Really? Hmm, maybe I only lost the red shield
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:50 AM No.713058903
The Quintet games are the ultimate zoomer normalfag filter
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:29:01 AM No.713058912
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>>713058406
>What are you going to do on the 4F?
>*Wee woo wooo woooo*
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:29:10 AM No.713058921
>>713056173
>learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic without word of mouth or looking it up.
You zoomers are pathetic. Back when I played this game I couldn't even read English, yet I still figured things out by trying.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:29:59 AM No.713058967
>>713055552 (OP)
Why would I care?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:15 AM No.713058979
>>713058921
iirc there's no indication that you need the ice rod to beat Trinex, so there is some actual bullshit there
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:44 AM No.713059000
>>713058921
you were a kid and had excess amounts of time to waste. adults don't sit around bashing their head against the wall hoping to progress in a children's game, we have real shit to attend to
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:59 AM No.713059018
>>713055552 (OP)
Alundra beats it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:31:12 AM No.713059035
>>713058967
your epeen gets bigger when your tribe wins online
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:32:29 AM No.713059109
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Shout out to the most fun boss in the game
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:34:18 AM No.713059217
>>713059109
>get to him in randomizer
>have no master sword
>have to use hammer
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:39:10 AM No.713059467
>>713058979
As I said, you need to figure it out on your own by interacting with things. You would know that interacting with the well earlier in the game behind the waterfall would get you upgrades, so it should not come as a surprise that you can also do it in castle.
>>713059000
You have as much as time as I had. There is no excuse for your retardation. A retard is a retard, and there's no way around it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:12:39 AM No.713061187
>>713059217
That shit is irritating just because you have to go in and out of the menu 20 million times.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:28:24 AM No.713061993
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it's HER time!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:30:04 AM No.713062060
>>713057054
Zelda 1 is also better. ALTTP casualizes everything good about Zelda 1 without introducing any of the good elements of LA.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:31:09 AM No.713062121
it has a lgbtqia2+ phobic vibe
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:34:49 AM No.713062301
It makes a fun randomizer, but otherwise the base game just hasn't aged as well as some other SNES titles.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:38:06 AM No.713062457
>>713056539
>He's told not to leave the house
>He never leaves

DSP tier holy shit.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:52:30 AM No.713063224
>>713058225
It's not new it's black slang that's been around for decades. The general population just recently picked it up kind of like they did with "senpai" (which was also black speech from way before that)
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:00:16 AM No.713063578
You're all retarded. ALTTP is the best Zelda game. Fuck you.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:00:27 AM No.713063587
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>>713063224
I never knew that swap was added. For a second I thought I totally mistyped
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:01:18 AM No.713063626
>>713063578
I agree with you anon.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:02:29 AM No.713063690
>>713057516
Every 5-6 seconds he charges straight at you. Watch for it, and distance yourself, and as soon as he turns away, hit his weakspot.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:03:55 AM No.713063778
>>713055552 (OP)
the only time it wasn't a bottom 5 is before there were 8 zeldas
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:05:32 AM No.713063843
>>713063578
Yeah, I never even knew that zoomers didn't like it. I grew up with it so I even love the first Zelda but at least I can understand why they wouldn't like that one. Not liking a link to the past is just plain retarded though
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:07:09 AM No.713063910
LTTP is the best zelda game and one of the best games ever made. It's not "rejected" by anyone, just very old, and nintendo doesn't shill it much
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:08:18 AM No.713063972
>>713063224
How about don't emulate niggers?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:22 AM No.713064063
>>713057157
>>713057214
Zelda 2 is hard as shit even with a guide. The combat and platforming are very executionally demanding. The final boss is also by FAR the hardest in any nintendo game ever unless you know the corner trick.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:11:23 AM No.713064120
>>713063843
Zoomers don't dislike it, OP is just a tranny using bait to drive thread engagement
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:12:57 AM No.713064201
>>713063224
Is senpai still wordfiltered?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:16:56 AM No.713064391
>>713055552 (OP)
I haven't :)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:38:37 AM No.713065351
>>713063224
baka desu senpai
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:39:44 AM No.713065397
>>713056527
It's wild that they didn't swap the light world and dark world dungeon themes.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:59:23 AM No.713066228
>>713063224
>The general population
Zoomers and gen alpha picked it up because they've been taught that being white is bad.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:40:01 AM No.713067858
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they didn't grow up with it and have nostalgia lens for it. I always liked Zelda 1 more.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:41:38 AM No.713067925
>>713055552 (OP)
Because they have A Link Between Worlds now, which was also pretty good
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:45:42 AM No.713068081
>>713055552 (OP)
Not liminal enough.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:02:53 AM No.713068784
>>713055552 (OP)
All of the zoomers play Roblox. I have not met a zoomer that HASN'T been obsessed with Roblox.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:06:10 AM No.713068930
>>713056173
>learning about silver arrows for the Ganon fight is cryptic
>Problem solving is a negative
Pitiful
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:43:15 AM No.713070619
>>713056478
kek
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:54:32 AM No.713071108
>>713055552 (OP)
Link's Awakening is far far better.
There also is no excuse for the pink hair.

Link's Awakening, Seasons and Ages all have less graphics and less buttons, but all play better, have better stories, better control set up and are more fun, each on their own than A Link to the Past.