Thread 713056319

>Donkey Kong and Pauline are trying to reach the core of a planet said to grant any wish
What is Pauline and Donkey Kong's ultimate wish?

abolishment of the concept of age of consent laws

Donkey Kong is gonna wish for Rare to come back and make a new DKC game.

>>713056319 (OP)
>NDC = NEW DONK CITY

There is already a NEW DONK CITY in Bananza.

>>713056319 (OP)
Prob return pauline to her adult self

>>713056537
That’s it. Of course it is. What a boring game.
I heard in another thread the main quest is 4 hours long. Is that true?

>>713056713
Nobody knows that yet the game isn't out shit for brains

>>713056713
Nigga the game isn't out yet. No one knows. Use your fucking brain retard

>>713056812
So it is a 4 hour long main quest. Thanks for the incredibly hostile reply that speaks volumes.

Oh shit I just realized they could use this to have DK wish for the island that got blown up in DKC 2 to return

>>713056485
that bottom image pisses me off so fucking much. everything sucks now. everything.

>>713056713
Doesn't sound true

>>713056867
You know there are spoiler tags for a reason, asshole

>>713056904
Probably longer for a grade schooler, but the tendies here will be done in an afternoon. Sounds like a waste of $80 to me.

>>713056878
You'll survive champ

>>713056319 (OP)
DK wishes for bananas

>>713056319 (OP)
Pauline: I WISH I COULD BE IMPREGNATED BY ANIMALS!

>>713056485
Old DK has at best 3 expressions, the new design is overwhelmingly superior

>>713056713
>I heard in another thread the main quest is 4 hours long. Is that true?
the game isn't out lol
you actually might be really dumb anon

>>713056319 (OP)
DK will wish for a bigger dick than an actual gorrila to pound his now fleshlight with.

>NOOOOO DK SHOULD HAVE BEEN MANDATED

mandate bros....what are we doing?

>>713057069
These rumors don’t just appear out of thin air. There’s always a bit of truth to them. So a 4 hour main quest and then maybe some side content. How many hours does it take to beat mario kart?

Donkey kong wants to become a real boy

>>713056996
too bad the DK IP won't

>>713056319 (OP)
I wish for world peace!

>>713056713
>What a boring game.
>reacts to a random post as if it is real
do you suffer from some sort of neurological impairment?

>>713057202
I read in another thread that it was actually something like 90 hours long if you just beeline the main quest.

>>713057202
The fuck do you mean "beat mario kart"

>>713057269
>everyone fucking dies so there's no more conflict
Remember to be as precise in your wish as you can.

>>713056319 (OP)
Idk but the vocal song at the end and beginning of the Direct reminds me of Xenoblade. Deffo some Xenoblade 2 vibes.

>>713057269
>Israel disappears

>>713057264
It will thrive. Especially without Iwata to fuck things up.

>>713057385
>retard is replying to a ragebaiting seething snoy who himself is trying to force the idea that DKB is 'le heckin 4hr flopperino'
Are you THAT retarded?
Christ mate.

>>713056319 (OP)
Pauline wishes to turn into an adult so that she'll be of the legal age to marry Donkey Kong. They will eventually have a messy breakup where Donkey Kong refuses to let go and kidnaps her, leading to the events of the original Donkey Kong arcade game.

>>713057460
very true. the overwhelmingly negative reaction and subsequent damage control from contrarians tells me that this game will by highly successful.

>>713057065
>Old DK primarily used the expressions that matched his personality
>this means the old design is physically incapable of doing more
Interesting. Are these seriously the critical thinking skills of Switch 2 users? Do you understand how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

I know DK inspired it but isn't this just the plot to Wreck-It Ralph?

>>713056319 (OP)
>people with bullshit theories like "mario daughter" also jumped into "its Journey to the West" wagon
>its actually Journey to the Center of the Earth

>>713056319 (OP)
Why is the lighting and colors in the pic so shit?

>>713058082
forced soul

It said in the direct Pauline wants to wish to go back to the surface, dumbasses

>>713056319 (OP)
Don’t care. Let’s talk about white women and BBC

>>713057202
I read in another thread Diddy is a secret playable character. I'm not talking about the Kong.

is there diaper pooping in the game??

>>713057202
>These rumors don’t just appear out of thin air.

>>713057848
When that doesn't happens and it's the best selling DK game ever, you're free to cope by calling everyone who bought it a brainwashed bootlicking tendie.

>>713057202
>beat
>an online multiplayer game
Huh?

>>713056319 (OP)
DK will ruin her wish and ask for Bananas, the sub levels will fill up with Bananas pushing them back up to the surface.

>>713057913
Mandate bros do we want everything the same again? I thought that was bad!

>>713057269
dumb earthlings

>>713058437
Well not in the game itself, but the people playing it will be doing that

I wish for "Pauline" to be revealed as Pauline Jr. and reunite with her parents.

>>713057038
>>713056485
no teeth kong is just better

>>713059036
Muppet Kong

>>713056319 (OP)
The wish is that there is no wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvegzEtPMQA

>>713056863
>"incredibly hostile reply"
you're such a little bitch lmfao

>>713056485
>another fucking sidescroller
It peaked with DKC2, let it go. When are they finally making a real DKC3D game and no N64 collectashit doesn't count.

>>713056956
IT'S 30 YEARS OLD

>>713058641
ok. and when there's no new DK game for the next 10 years? what will your response be?

>>713059218
I laughed but then again I'm pretty drunk right now.

The only explanation is either time travel

>>713059350
Idk what you're talking about literally every DKC game and Tropical Freeze fucking rule. Not my fault you for filtered.

>>713059423
That's it's completely normal for nintendo to do that? There will maybe be a 2D DK later on in switch 2's life and nothing until the next gen.

>>713056863
>incredibly hostile reply
First time here? How's summer break from school?

>>713059348
and you're an attention whore ayy

>>713057202
The main story is about 75 hours, but half of them are on the stupid golf sections, at least riding the golf cart is kinda fun

>>713057069
I haven't seen anything suggesting that the game is any longer than that

>>713056319 (OP)
I wish for Half-Life 3

>>713057202
>These rumors don’t just appear out of thin air.
Ok.
This anon above is a gay scat fetishist. I heard it in another thread.

Void Kong is a 6 eared monke

I wish for a new donkey kong country game. Tropical Freeze is so fucking good I still play it to this day, 12 years later

>>713056319 (OP)
>Le Undertale kid falls down underground and tries to get back to the surface plot
>Wreck It Ralph/Yoshi's Island dynamic
>With Splatoon music
It's like AI wrote the plot

>>713060730
>>Le Undertale kid
.....what?

>>713059634
>completely normal for nintendo to do that?
yeah, after a total failure like DK64 or Bananza

>>713060806
Or Tropical Freeze?

>>713056319 (OP)
They won't get it, unfortunately. They will stop Void Kong from getting it, but it will be revealed that while they were fighting, King K Rool snuck in and ate the Banandium Root, gaining power beyond power. DK and Pauline will stop him, punching him into outer space after DK grows giant from Pauline's song.

>>713058021
Kind of. The winner of the race is granted any one thing by the ruler of the Candy Kingdom, which at the time was King Candy. Vanelope wanted to win and be instated as an actual racer. So it is kind of like being granted a wish. Course in reality, Vanelope was the ruler, winning the race resets the game, causing her code to be reintegrated into the game.

>>713057153
Mandatefags have been awfully quiet since Wonder

>>713056507
>muh timeline
Nintendo doesn't care. There is only an endless present, where the corporation is always right.

>>713061313
You mean that forced soul slop? Sounds like we need a new sign tapping meme.

>>713056319 (OP)
to Expand Dong

>>713056507
what happened to Old Donk

>>713056319 (OP)
Wait so did mario cuck DK? Why is small Pauline with DK

>>713056537
Would that be realistic? I bet there would be plenty of women that would with to stay 14 forever.

>>713060583
>Known for imitating Sun Wukong
>Grew jealous of Wukong and his accomplishments, did wonders of his own, but no one would recognize him, even Wukong spurned him
>Decides to kill Wukong and take over his legacy
If people are right and Void is K Rool using Banandiumm to transform into a Kong to try to take over the Kong Kingdom then this will be the greatest DK game to date.

>>713061617
somethingsomething timeline
somethingsomething retcon
somethingsomething mandate
somethingsomething cementing legacy

>>713061617
We don't know. Pauline is likely just reduced in age, there are crates with NDC written on them, so Mayor Pauline is still a thing at this time. A few people were saying that it looked like Pauline's outfit was too big for her.

>>713057460
>Especially without Iwata to fuck things up.
This. I have no idea why snoys worship him so much.

>>713060919
no, that was because Wii U was a failure

>>713059218
Donkey Kong's wish is for Pauline to not date a guido, which is why he kidnaps Pauline in Donkey Kong. It's to keep him away from Mario.

>>713056319 (OP)
why is lanky kong fat now

Am I the only one that thinks whoever is making this game is just putting in as many references as they can and being cheeky?

>>713062963
Let me try this again, since apparently I shouldn't try to edit images late at night.

The lack of a clear story in these games made it easier to retcon/reboot certain elements since the only ones who'd complain would be the turbonerds. They'd just look like spergs, allowing the change to go through without consequence.

>>713061865
Wii U is slept on
>NintendoLand
>Tropical Dong
>Pikmin 3
>Splatoon
>Woolly World

>>713059350
nah, TF was goated. Easily Rare's best game (better than the Primes).
Wish they could get another go at it

>>713060583
I can only count two