Here is your new wife - /v/ (#713059386) [Archived: 1017 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:37:34 AM No.713059386
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This is the only one you get so be happy
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:38:43 AM No.713059438
this thread was doomed
this thread was doomed
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:46:33 AM No.713059823
>>713059438
No refunds
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:41 AM No.713060762
>>713059386 (OP)
Looks female enough...I guess?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:10:15 AM No.713061063
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DO YOU RIKE IT?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:12:41 AM No.713061190
>>713059438
>Well, father, I made it to your chaotic realm, despite your directions
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:17:34 AM No.713061437
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>>713059386 (OP)
>>713060762
Alucard is played by a female in the Japanese musical so...
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:18:55 AM No.713061498
I have never played a single Metroid-style Castlevania. Even though I've played and beaten pretty much all the Classicvanias and all the Metroid games.

Should I just start with Symphony?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:20:02 AM No.713061554
>>713061498
Yes its one of the best
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:21:15 AM No.713061635
I just found out the singer of the snake eater song also sang the credits song of this game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:21:35 AM No.713061647
>>713061063
Yeah I did because my grandma bought me the game and it was one of my first castlevania games if you dont include Kid Dracula. She thought I would like the game when she saw it, so it will always be special to me. I miss her.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:23:43 AM No.713061761
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>>713061437
Alright smart ass just for that you are getting the Netflix one
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:27:46 AM No.713061967
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Who’s the best Belmont? The years of their Vampire Slaying are in parentheses for timeline chronological purposes

Leon Belmont (1094)

Trevor Belmont (1476)

Christopher Belmont (1576)

Soleiyu Belmont (1591)

Simon Belmont (1691)

Juste Belmont (1748)

Richter Belmont (1792)

Julius Belmont (1999)
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:29:26 AM No.713062031
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Sonia Sexo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:29:41 AM No.713062045
>>713061967
It's either Leon or Julius
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:30:48 AM No.713062102
Honestly prettier than 20 of the 25 chicks I’ve fucked in my life. I can make it work.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:31:54 AM No.713062158
>>713061967
Juste and Richter are the only ones cracked out and superhuman enough that I can believe they can 1v1 the king of vampires and avatar of chaor
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:33:40 AM No.713062258
>>713061967
We need a bald or balding Belmont
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:34:18 AM No.713062281
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>>713061967
Christopher. He defeated Dracula single-handedly on two separate occasions. The second time was 15 years after the first so he going strong for decades.

Dresses like a fucking man among men.

Would like a game about his son Soleil someday, he's probably all kinds of fucked up after what happened.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:39:02 AM No.713062502
>>713062258
https://youtu.be/C-i5s08pYDE?si=maTmBxVBkeCgqdF4
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:40:20 AM No.713062565
>>713062258
kek you baldfags really are something else
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:41:23 AM No.713062628
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>>713061967
Leon is based.
Richter did nothing wrong, and Netflix hates him because he's badass.
Ralph is overrated.
Christopher is underrated.
Julius and Soleil deserve their own games.
But the best Belmont?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxozKxjX_0
The man who single handedly destroyed Dracula, and overcame his curse, and cemented the legend of the Belmonts. His valor and compassion make him the perfect symbol of heroism. The one and only SIMON BELMONT.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:44:38 AM No.713062817
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>>713062628
Damn is it too late to change my answer?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:48:02 AM No.713063000
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>>713059386 (OP)
I love my new boy-wife
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:57:14 AM No.713063446
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>>713059386 (OP)
If he can cook i'm fine with it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:57:32 AM No.713063469
Revue Vania
Revue Vania
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>>713061437
Wasn't literally everyone in that production played by women, Dracula included?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:58:20 AM No.713063502
>>713059386 (OP)
nice. heard xhe likes anal.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:00:25 AM No.713063584
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>>713061647
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:04:42 AM No.713063804
>>713063469
Yes
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:05:27 AM No.713063841
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>>713059386 (OP)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:07:05 AM No.713063908
>>713059386 (OP)
I asked for Soma not this fag.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:07:32 AM No.713063936
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>>713063584
You're brown
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:08:42 AM No.713063996
>>713063936
your grandma is fucking cringe and so are you
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:09:43 AM No.713064036
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>>713061190
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:11 AM No.713064056
>>713059386 (OP)
I'm interested in this.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:49 AM No.713064093
>>713061967
Leon just for the fact that he got so mad butthurt that he swore to fucking kill the concept of the night itself. Still probably the hardest line any Belmont ever uttered.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:14:49 AM No.713064278
>>713063908
Too bad this is what you get! No refunds!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:16:22 AM No.713064362
>>713064056
GEHEH, THANK YOU
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:17:49 AM No.713064439
Juste Belmont
Juste Belmont
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>>713061967
Juste because I love his spells and fashion autism for room design.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:19:37 AM No.713064526
>>713064439
i've always thought his coat looks like it stinks good
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:21:57 AM No.713064643
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>>713064526
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:26:14 AM No.713064851
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>>713059386 (OP)
But I am already married
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:50:52 AM No.713065876
>>713059438
I wish Alucard wouldn't call me out at the very end of the game
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:09:18 AM No.713066625
>>713059386 (OP)
He will probably take more care of me in my late life better than any whore
No homosex though
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:14:24 AM No.713066839
>>713061967
strengthwise it's Julius and it shouldn't really be close
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:25:33 AM No.713067290
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Buck status?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:44:40 AM No.713068042
>>713059386 (OP)
The West really went out of their way to ruin him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:38:23 AM No.713070398
>>713061967
Richter