Thread 713062050

another donkey kong thread? really?

>>713062050 (OP)
Ishowspeed mogged him

this is possible natty btw

This guy is slow.

>>713062050 (OP)
On year two of lifting. It's working bro

>>713062050 (OP)
blud hold this L speed cleared his ahh

>>713062050 (OP)
is he wearing a fucking sports bra? niggers are so fucking zesty its not even funny anymore

>>713062050 (OP)
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>>713062050 (OP)
bro has the tube paste torso
shoulda done more pull ups

>>713062571
Damn, he did show his speed.

>>713062050 (OP)
whitexisters.... how can we even compete?

>>713062571
i mean i'm no fitness guy or anything but aint this kinda unfair? the other dude is like twice his body and muscle mass

>>713062357
oh nononono.... what happened to the pogchamp?

>>713062832
fighting games... nuff said.

>>713062357
QRD on gootecks i only know him for pogchamp emote and that he is a trump supporter

>>713062571
morning routine guy has higher acceleration but his top speed is lower than ishowspeed
he could've won if the race length was a bit shorter

>>713062571
>ishowspeed
>shows speed

bravo kojima

>>713062804
It’s all fast twitch muscle fibers and stride length. running 20 yards isn’t a good indicator of anything

>>713062571
>fuck this nigga
kek

>>713062960
kek

didn't know /v/ was such a big fan of slave races

>>713062571
wait, did lil nigga really get a mic attached to his nigga locks?

>>713062804
The other dude is the one that challenged Ishowspeed.

>>713062571
Yeah I'm thinking mogged

>>713062571
speed is unironically very athletic, he even attempted to beat the world record for most backflips in 24 hours
I guess it's better than having some obese whale as the most popular influence on zoomers

>>713062960
>nigger's name is "speed"
>challenge him to a race
>lose
woooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

>>713062050 (OP)
I'm replaying San Andreas on PS2 specifically because I love this game mechanic

>>713063237
He completely destroyed his meme reputation with this race
There is no way to recover, it even exposed his height

>>713063298
It would have been fine if he just challenged him to a friendly race and lost. But to get 3-0'ed, beg for one more, proceed to get 4-0'ed, and then crash out about it is what definitely ruined his reputation.

>>713062792
GWAH

>>713063527
also him acting cocky and overconfident before the race, telling speed to "give up while there's still time" along with some other trash-talking

>>713063001
retarded roid bro cope. taking enough tren, hgh, and test to look like a chris metzen character sketch doesn't mean you have practical strength. that roided up gorilla would lose to a white gym lanklet in literally every relevant metric. his heart will also explode soon. speed running death to look like a retard that only gay dudes find attractive.

>>713062804
dont know about being unfair. The big nig is a weight lifter. the fact he can almost keep up with the lil nig despite weighing around 40+ lbs more shows that either big nig is faster than one would think or lil nig is slower

>>713062571
Speed will make America fit again

>>713062050 (OP)
Scatmerican's nigger worship is ruining the entire world

>>713063076
Well you like watching a horse race don't you?

>>713063802
ronaldo is having a secret affair with ishowspeed, he is cheating on his wife

>>713063740
Improving your leg muscles will make you faster, as you will be able to push off the ground with more force. There is of course more to running than that, which is why the lkittle guy beat him. Building for strength and building for speed are two different exercise routines.

>>713064326
assmad pissi fan

>>713062571
why are you guys so easily finessed by e-celebs

>>713062050 (OP)
>when massa says its time for an other bumming

>>713065448
What

>>713062050 (OP)
Afrikan Black men possess super athleticism.

Is this the dude that made that shitpost morning routine video? Where he dunks his face in water from a bottle?

>>713062571
Nice gyno speed

>>713062357
ishowmeat has jumped cars on stream before, he might be a brainrotted zoomer but he's at least fit

>>713063157
Yeah he's a nigger, but he encourages people to be active and healthy so he's not bad. Way better than whores like emiru or grifters like asmonchud.

>>713065734
>t.

>>713065734
>that's gyno in today's standards
it's over for me, bros..

>>713062571
W speed

Tranny thread

>>713065812
Buy he barked at a infant and made it cry

>>713062804
Is like doing pullups, the benefit is to the person with best ratio of strength/weight. But unfair? Nah. Running does not have weight classes, plus the buff dude is known for running. It would be unfair the other way if any case, fitness influencer vs irl influencer

>>713066065
he was just making sure it's still alive, doctors do it all the time

>>713065727
Yes

>>713065727
Yes
His name is Ashton Hall

>>713062050 (OP)
>game has a survival mechanic

>>713066145
Kek, who the hell thought of making a doro edit of that

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>>713066246
So what is he known for outside of that?

>>713062050 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair

Daily transgender women of color meet-up thread.

>>713066472
allegedly, a fitness coach

>>713066496
At least he isn't rocking "The Timmy" (Norwood 4) lmao

aint this the same nigga that was in the air for 4 minutes

>trying to find the original video of him playing tennis with some chick on standby with watermelon slices
>can't find anything that isn't like fourth hand clips with edits or captions or facecams or le funny laughing reactions over it
This is bullshit
When did finding the source on the internet get so fucking bullshit

>>713066678
What's special about this dude then? Aren't there already trillions of fitness coaches on youtube?

>>713062571
Soilennials mogged to oblivion

niggers

>>713066678
This is all the content on his channel. I guess he's a shorts spammer

>>713066752
He has bbc

>>713066842
Hello Sweden

A deltarune thread will be deleted before this nigger worship thread, let that sink in.

>>713066895
Fucking lmao dude

>>713067035
Fucking lmao dude

>>713062050 (OP)
>game doesn't let you workout to increase characters muscle mass

>all the best sprinters are lean
Wtf did he expect? Roid trannies genuinely think they’re superhuman.

>>713062571
>Two niggers running broke twitch records for viewership
why are westoids so obsessed with black men

>>713065812
How is emiru a whore?

>>713067664
She's taking asmongolds necrotic dick on the daily

>>713067664
She's a mentally ill hapa that fucked a 30yo when she was 16. She easily has 50+ partners even more if she wasn't streaming

>>713062832
Turns out he sucks at pogs.

>>713062832
Went off the deep end starting with street fighter 5's release. Now he's a conspiract theory maxxer, anti vaxxer, cryptobro and in general a pariah in the fgc because he's always hustling to make money

>>713062832
trump unironically
he was ahead of the game when it came to streaming and coaching too
if only he wasn't so addicted to drugs

Why do Americans love blacks so much. I thought they'd get over it by now

>>713062792
SHADOW MAN
UHHHH
SHADO MAAAN

>>713068261
Idgi. Explain

>>713062571
speed is /ourguy/

>>713069261
Americans truly are obsessed with ugliness.

>>713069261
Lmfao what am i looking at? Is this woll smotts giantess fetish displayed?

for me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6SabNtC1L_Q

>>713069603
a chuckle

>>713069485
What's wrong with people wanting more than one thing to be seen as pretty?

>>713066018
Anon. Gyno surgery is like 2k… you really can’t save up for that?

>>713069485
It's a struggle

Why is this thread still up lol

>>713071484
/v/ culture
fuck off

>>713067412
I love how he got mad at a cutscene

>>713071589
Kek sure

>>713062050 (OP)
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>>713067547
obvious steroid-user is obvious

>>713065727
Guy's smart, turns a shitpost into a career

>>713071785
Yeah but why does speed want to make vids with someone who only has made 3 vids

>>713071785
yeah and burning it to the ground because he's retarded kek
shoulda pick a proper mook to gain clout like jake paul did

>>713072221
logan*

>>713062571
I willing to bet that ishowspeed would actually lose if they ran a proper distance instead of whatever the fuck these 4 second sprints are. There's this other guy who does weird running content on social media, Daniel Labelle or something, who also challenged him and this monkey keeps dodging the 100m challenge and insists on weird ass cuck distances like 50m or 60m sprints instead. He most likely has zero stamina to keep the initial speed up for long.

>>713062050 (OP)
>let's
>workout
>characters

Gonald blumpf

>>713062050 (OP)
>>713062571
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>>713067547
homo erotic vibes with none of them wearing any shirts.
>>713065626
>new research suggests that whites think of blacks in general as superhuman
Roided up suped up people are superhuman by definition. Athletes in general use all sorts of legal and illegal drugs to win. Any other view on this is either racial supremacy or eugenics.
Go look at that guy called Vitaly who ended up in the Philippine prison. You don't have roids and good food in prison, so he's deflating fast, in a few months he's gonna look like a lil' twerp. There's 2 months difference between left and right.

>>713062571
I kneel, speed

>>713070316
The fact that men's beauty standards never attempt to be changed.

>>713070316
marxist rat.
you cant change what is pretty, its an objective fact of the universe

>>713074331
nta but there's no need for marxism, this is just incelshit. Do women wanna fuck incels? No? Then there's the answer, you can't force women to fuck incels and you can't force men to fuck femcels.
>>713070316
>Wanting more than one thing to be seen as pretty
holy fucking incelcore, this is shameless stupidity but women pat each other on their backs and tell each other how perfect and beautiful they all are, and nobody corrects them because they then get shouted down with accusations of misogyny. Clownshow.

>>713074005
Always stay natty kids

>>713074005
>You don't have roids and good food in prison, so he's deflating fast, in a few months he's gonna look like a lil' twerp. There's 2 months difference between left and right.
not contesting this but the two pics are also taken using different focal lengths as well, with the second one making things way worse than what they are

>>713074871
Based scooby.

>>713066752
probably about 2007-2012 when google nerfed their reverse image search hard because of gorillas

>Nigger worship:the thread is still up
Basado

>>713076150
Lmfao what do you mean by that?

>>713062792
how does he piss and shit

>>713063298
new routine just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fx6DrWvSil4

>>713074005
>i might have never left the house but trust me pro athletes are CHEATING FUCKS
every time

>>713069261
Based Pretty Girls enjoyer.

>>713077236
Wtf is this?

>>713062571
TOTAL MILLENIAL DEATH