Is this the Switch life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the hype train,
No escape from the warranty…
Open my box (ooh), I just need one new game!
I’m just a poor nerd, got no PC to my name.
Because it's easy come, easy go,
4K dreams? The answer's no.
Joy-Cons drift too high, oh no—
They wobble when I let go!
(Let it goooooo~)
Mamaaaa, just paid again,
Bought the OLED for the light,
Now the screen ain’t even bright.
Mamaaaa, spent eighty bucks on Kart,
But now I wish I bought that Steam Deeeeck~
Mamaaaa, ooooooh…
Didn't mean to rage and cry…
If I’m not back on eBay this time tomorrow,
Carry oooon, carry oooon—
As if Zelda U still matters…
Too late… my game won’t load,
Sends that crash report my way,
Then my console fades to gray…
Goodbye, Super Smash, it’s time to go,
Gotta leave you all behind for a refund~
Mamaaaa, ooooooh (still one game to plaaay!)
I sometimes wish I’d bought a PS Fiiiiiive…
I see a little silhouette-o of Reggie!
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you do the WAHOO dance!?
Joy-Con drift and lightning—very, very frightening me!
(Wahoo!)
(Wahoo!)
(Wahoo!)
(Where's F-Zeroooo!?)
I'm just a poor fan, nobody loves me!
He’s just a poor fan with a cheap OLED screen,
Spare him the cost of this monstrosityyyyy!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me refund?
NO!
We will not let you refund! (Let him go!)
NO!
We will not let you refund! (Let him go!)
NOOOOOO—
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the hype train,
No escape from the warranty…
Open my box (ooh), I just need one new game!
I’m just a poor nerd, got no PC to my name.
Because it's easy come, easy go,
4K dreams? The answer's no.
Joy-Cons drift too high, oh no—
They wobble when I let go!
(Let it goooooo~)
Mamaaaa, just paid again,
Bought the OLED for the light,
Now the screen ain’t even bright.
Mamaaaa, spent eighty bucks on Kart,
But now I wish I bought that Steam Deeeeck~
Mamaaaa, ooooooh…
Didn't mean to rage and cry…
If I’m not back on eBay this time tomorrow,
Carry oooon, carry oooon—
As if Zelda U still matters…
Too late… my game won’t load,
Sends that crash report my way,
Then my console fades to gray…
Goodbye, Super Smash, it’s time to go,
Gotta leave you all behind for a refund~
Mamaaaa, ooooooh (still one game to plaaay!)
I sometimes wish I’d bought a PS Fiiiiiive…
I see a little silhouette-o of Reggie!
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you do the WAHOO dance!?
Joy-Con drift and lightning—very, very frightening me!
(Wahoo!)
(Wahoo!)
(Wahoo!)
(Where's F-Zeroooo!?)
I'm just a poor fan, nobody loves me!
He’s just a poor fan with a cheap OLED screen,
Spare him the cost of this monstrosityyyyy!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me refund?
NO!
We will not let you refund! (Let him go!)
NO!
We will not let you refund! (Let him go!)
NOOOOOO—
