What's your favourite straight couple in gaming?

>>713079169 (OP)
these two

>>713079169 (OP)
Yuri and Estelle from Tales of Vesperia, easy. Their dynamic is perfect—tension, respect, growth, and a deep bond that feels earned. Plus, you can’t tell me their skits don’t scream “married couple bickering on a road trip.”

Jason and Eve from Blaster master zero

>>713079290
Umriss has done irreparable damage to this game

>posts game with no straight couples

>>713079681
>60% of steam players don't know what they have missed

>>713079169 (OP)

not subtle enough anon you need some ragebait with a soul in the corner of the image

>>713079169 (OP)
Sothis x Byleth

>>713080891
Nope

>>713079169 (OP)
Last thread someone was puzzled why Suselle is so hated, here's the answer:
It has the depth and chemistry of Korrasami and Last of Us lesbians. If Noelle was the third party memeber instead of Asriel and she bonded with Susie i would be more into it. But its mostly one sided cringe crush and Susie not knowing what to do with it. One one hand probing her interest and on the other completely forgetting about her when with Kris or in the dark world. It's barely a good platonic friendship let alone life changing romance, especially when Dess comparisons are drawn and it make Noelle look like she has daddy issues but with older sister. Basically the ship is bad. It's Korrasami, it's Bubble Princess with vampire girl, it's Jackie from Star Vs hooking up with some french lesbian. Its a typical western slop who only look good on Pride Parade but would make every respectfull story worse.

>>713079169 (OP)
>>713079353
Is this the "male MC bangs the lesbian" thread?

>>713081302
>It has the depth and chemistry of Korrasami
Holy fuck I didn't think I could hate it even more, but now that you mentioned this

>>713081302
I dont think its even possible to write compelling lesbians, its just really unnatural more than gay dudes somehow.

>>713081302
>Korrasami
why did you have to remind me of that dreck

>>713081372
Not a single confirmed lesbian in the game. Even Undyne and Alphys are implied bisexual. Noelle might not even be romantically interested in Susie in the first place if the past trauma theory is correct. Susie is oblivious to flirting and more interested in Kris for majority of the story.

>>713081302
Nothing but facts. Suselle is shit and tone deaf

>>713081530
Undyne is specifically lesbian and so is Noelle. Undyne says the trash dump is a great place to "meet girls", and Noelle clicks on an ad specifically for FEMALE santas in your area

>>713081530
>this is your mind on /v/

>>713081503
Lesbians always just seemed so fake to me. They can't even have real sex. Just seemed like a relationship larp especially with how hardwired women are to find masculinity attractive.

>>713081503
Japan knows how to do it. Utena, Sailor Moon, Madoka etc.
But i don't think Toby is doing a yuri unless he 100% see Kris as a girl because Krusie is the typical anime bonding of the main couple.

>>713081372
>male MC
anon, I...

>>713081712
>Utena,
Never watched
>Sailor Moon,
Everyone was gay in that one specially the bad guys
>Madoka
Homura always came off as a bad person to me, also its not reciprocal

>>713081503
Lets be real Anon, there's nothing compelling about the fags
>Uooooh my forbidden love
>Uooooh my disrespect from society
>Uooooh I am so valid by being an alternative sexuality
>Uooooh my pedophilia/domestic violence/abhorent groomer culture
>Uooooh bed death or STDs or rampant non monogamy and dysfunctional bullshit subculture

There's nothing compelling about two women who are women. There's nothing compelling about two dudes who are dudes. There's nothing of interest to actually be extracted from drama because you already have social constructs for it which are better, wealth inequality, social ranks, blood relations, etcetera. Women inevitably then have one boulder of a dude with tits and a pussy and an irish petite woman who gets beaten, then they get plastic dicks to fuck one another and its pure aesthetics over anything else.

Its fake because they put lesbianism over relationship anyways. It's never a relationship where they're lesbians, its lesbians first who happen to be in a relationship. Its an unsalted chunk of hairy ground beef rubbing against another, its mid.

>>713081613
She is obsessed over her sister you moron. Who do you think most often was dressed as a Santa in Holiday family? You are one of the fucks who think Catti is the bad homophobe jealous of Susie

Why is Kris so useless compared to her brother?

>>713081653
As a wise man once said: "Lesbians happen when men fail women somehow. Gays have no such excuse."

>>713081926
i don't even know if this shitpost even has any context anymore
this fucking game man

People don't see it but Undertale is Berserk. Susie is the cute tomboy girl fighting alongside Guts "knight" Kris

>>713081850
After the ferris wheel ride when Berdly starts talking about romance, Noelle thinks "(Does he know??)"
Rudy talks like the stereotypical protective father in front of Susie, straight out of a cheesy high school movie.
Noelle is disappointed when she learns Kris is also going to her house and it's not just Susie.
It's romantic.

>>713081926
>useless
He won the only award that matters.

>>713081930
Sounds accurate, most lesbians are just afraid of men due to trauma.

I just noticed that Spamton implies that he owns multiple Thorn Rings
What the fuck is he doing with all that

>>713081990
If Susie is Casca who is Griffith? And what will be the eclipse moment of Kris's and Susie's relationship?

I have this vision for the Kris vs Susie fight that's so vivid I'm almost tempted to make it a fangame boss thing like those million sans fights. I know programming but I have zero experience in gamedev

>>713081653
Real love will never be possible if the lovers can't become parents and can't create life. The cycle of life is not satisfied and there's no real romance.

>>713082054
they*

So how long until the mods archive this one too?

>>713082074
spamton is casually one of the most important characters in the story and I doubt even Toby planned that

Why is Kris apparently so loyal to December, when every indication from ch1+2 was that Asriel was the most important person in Kris's life?

>>713081302
Isn't the whole point of it that it's awkward as hell since it's a one-sided crush? I thought it was fairly obvious that this is what Toby was going for. Susie can't figure out what to do with it because she has bigger problems to worry about, Noelle is attracted to Susie superficially while missing Dess (and Kris' friendship) so she projects a lot of that on her. As a "ship" it's bad but their alone scene a good interaction that fleshes out Noelle's fears and doubts. Lesbianism has barely anything to do with that.

>>713082147
They took a well deserved hot pocket break after doing 1 minute of actual "work". The probably will start again in 10 hours

>>713079169 (OP)
it's not straight because noelle is trans, retard. her bedroom uses the trans flag colour scheme.

>>713082181
because he caused her death in a way

>>713082181
Because of guilt and them being close in his childhood. He clearly looks up to her despite her knocking him over the head so hard with her wiffle bat that it's bent out of shape. She likely taught him piano for one thing.

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>>713082127
What about a widow and widower that met long after either of them are able to have children? Would their love not count as genuine?

>>713079169 (OP)
What is the implication of Kris turning the [Dragon] into the heroine and turning the real heroine into a [Side chick]?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njgcjGojRKk

>>713082120
DO IT. You’re halfway there just by having the vision already. Tons of fangames started with even less and blew up 'cause the spark was real. You don’t need a full studio, just pick a simple engine like Godot or GameMaker and prototype one attack, just one. You’ll go insane by week two but it’ll be the good kind. If you ever need help drawing totally-not-Sans but definitely-Kris idle sprites, I got you.

>>713082137
he*

>>713081992
Of course a drug addict will say that drugs are good for him. Its not romance if its forced. Noelle is not under influence of slice of life bonding with Susie. She's acting like that already in chapter 1 when you need to go for the chalk, she is already mindbroken after Dess. You don't see it as weird for someone to have a crush on a school bully who didn't actually interacted with you?

>>713082054
If this isn't a Krusie flag raised for the Krusie route then i don't know what else is

>>713082120
follow ur dreams
if you can't do it from scratch try using one of those fan-battle engines that do most of the menial menu and structure job for you

>>713079945
It's crazy how much fan content a literal non-character that never interacted with the main character in a FANGAME got.

>>713082320
hmm. Maybe I will. Deltarunes in gamemaker right? But I hear it's kinda shit, what do you recommend?

>>713082319
>How could I ever let you go off someplace alone?
>I'm coming whether you like it or not!
Emm, bros?

>>713082417
Never underestimate HMOFA autism

>>713082417
Didn't she just have like 20 seconds of screentime? Kek
It's just autism, actual honest-to-god autism. It might even be the devs themselves. Undertale yellow is a cult. It was okay at best I don't get why people are so obessed with it.

>>713082319
>ribbons
>aware of being just a fictional character
Anon, that's not Noelle. That's Ralsei.

>>713082301
why are you a twitterfag?

>>713079169 (OP)
Last time I am asking this since the threads keep saging, but does anyone know if there's a gendered mod for Undertale like Deltarune has?
https://gamebanana.com/mods/601192

>ITT: people hilariously misinterpreting the game because they refuse to believe that Toby Fox wants to include LGBT characters in his games

>>713082181
Because he somehow fucked up with Dess. It made Asriel go to college to "rest" from this mess and made Asgore distance himself from Toriel. Kris is aware he split his family apart. Susie is healing him by bringing some light onto the empty chairs in the dining room. Dess is still the most important. She fucked up Noelle into lesbianism and turned Kris into emo mute child

>Toby Fox made a punk rock tomboy reindeer furry the central character, catalyst, and mystery of his magnum opus
I am going to build a shrine to him.

>>713082510
I liked UTY a lot, and honestly I like the fanart she gets. I just genuinely don't understand how it started in the first place.
Like it had to be one really autistic person that started it.

>>713081302
This. Suselle is shit.

>>713082574
They barely even use pronouns in the game. Just do what the rest of us do and just pretend it's a guy.
Hell that's what you would have done in the first place if you weren't on the internet so much.

>>713082309
People over 40 will never find love. It has to happen in between teenage and late 30's

>Susie... huh?

>>713082619
>Toby Fox made a punk rock tomboy reindeer furry a macguffin that exists to give more depth and intrigue to the greatest character he has/will ever write

>>713082619
She's literally most important
>cause of corrosion of Dremurr and Holiday family
>trigger event for the Prophecy
>doesn't even appear in person for over 4 chapters

>>713082780
Any theory that assumes an adult Lightner from UT will have main character -level screen time is not paying attention. The game is fundamentally about Deltateens.

>>713082619
Better yet
>he made her straight

>>713082574
>frisk/chara spammer hasn't actually played undertale
Lmao.

>>713082619
i fucking love this fan design and i hope the actual design is close to it

>>713082914
Carol's design was very disappointing so I'm not betting on Dess either

>>713082760
tumblr is a mistake
Asriel would never say this, Dess was literally a Susie clone

>>713082884
>>he made her straight
When has she been confirmed straight?

>click on a deltarune thread
>Is also a yuri thread
What gives

I want Tenna to be happy

>>713082619
Red Antlers to match Kris is such an outrageously good idea.

>>713082760
Fucking secondaries, I swear to god.
Unless he's trying to steal her for himself

>>713082914
Is it confirmed she has dark hair?

>>713082964
as with all toby fox character designs, the actual designs nearly always suck ass and the actual fanwork based on them is what makes their designs good

>>713082872
I know.
But I do genuinely think the Asgore lost Dess subplot and the town drama that seemed to spawn from it is the most interesting aspect of Dess so far.
And I am excited to see Asgore kino in Ch 5.

>>713082979
Dude she has Asriel's retainer in her room. They were getting freaky in there.

>>713083039

>>713081302
>Korrasami ship
holy shit, what a baller comparison, very true btw
at the very least, I don't hate each of the character in this ship

>>713082670
They do use they/them, though. I guess it doesn't count when they don't know Frisk's name.
>>713082905
Am I being gaslit? Several characters refer to the human with "they", unless again, that doesn't count because they don't actually know Frisk? But even so the Dreeemurs refer to Chara as "they".

Going by the new chapters, it has to be asked:

Is Kris a good kid?

Undertale and Deltarune are propped up by mentally deranged shippers, people who look at the barebones story and characters and fill in the gaps with their own interpetations and people who are there just for the memes. Entire franchise that would collapse if people had higher standards when it comes to video games.

>>713082181
Stockholm syndrome from being molested by her at young age.

>>713083227
Good kid who was framed into bad things by Carol

>>713083232
You're so brave for that sis <3

>>713083232
>Undertale and Deltarune are propped up by mentally deranged shippers, people who look at the barebones story and characters and fill in the gaps with their own interpetations and people who are there just for the memes
Just say: "It's based on Touhou".

>>713083014
Prettyboys belong to tomboys.

>>713083232
what's a higher standard video game?

>>713083227
Strange kid who doesn't know where he fits in as the only human in a town of monsters.

>>713083232
this anon is spitting a truth nuke and nobody will ever acknowledge it

>>713082974
>Asriel would never say this
*Kris, I understand you must be confused...
*But you just must understand that as a member of the noble Dreemurr bloodline, it is your duty to keep our lineage pure!
*I'm sure Suzy is a nice person... but she's... well a commoner, not even a medium boss monster. She lives in a ghetto and will probably fail high school...
*Goddamit KRIS, she's no better than a h*man!
*Shouldn't you at least try to get together with Noelle?

I will never accept any ship by Toby of a pairing that doesn't share epic battle together, doesnt mind if Suselle or Kriselle or any Berdly ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ZaMNGsD4A

>>713083423
>>713083232
It's people living vicariously through fictional relationships
Avoid discord, get /fit/, learn to draw cool art instead of fanfiction and leave 4chan

>>713083053
Doesn't confirm that she isn't bi.

>>713083431
Wrong move, Azzy.

>>713083227
The answer is a resounding No. Weirdo knife carrying autistic shithead fuckface that keeps fucking with Us for no real good reason while we give him every chance to be a hero, and then we do Snowgrave and he's still a prissy little fuck who goes behind our backs to do do shit like opening fountains.

Kris is not a good kid. He's a traumatized autistic weirdo fuck with an obsession for the piano, but that's most points you can give him because after that he's usually a mean knife obsessed bad prank doing school dodging glutton little shit who'd rather sleep all day rather than to do anything serious while also working for the Knight.

Huh, I just realized Dess and Mari have quite a lot in common. Their "disappearance" being the main drive for a lot of the real world drama.
It's really crazy how similar this game ended up being to Omori.

>>713079169 (OP)
>deltatroon
go back.

>>713083093
Not trying to engage with the racebait of this post, but I've always found this Dahl quote to be bullshit.
Like, let's come back to reality for a moment and recall that physical attractive is almost entirely that, physical.
You can do a fair bit of things to complement your features or alter them - change your clothes, style your hair, and work out. Yes, you can smile or frown.
But aside from smiling from how you feel or whatever, how you feel inside has fucking nothing to do with whether people think you're hot or ugly.
People find some of the worst and most depraved serial killers hot.
And separately, people can often find things like performative self loathing attractive, because they want to "fix him" or show a person what they're worth etc. they think angst is cute etc.
I've always felt like this quote is just beating down on ugly people even harder. People reject you because of your genetics? That's your fault, your fucked up jaw actually just reflects your rotten inner spirit!
It's like what Aldous Huxley said about how having a justification to commit bad behavior is the "most delicious of psychological treats." We're already wired as humans to treat ugly people worse, probably due to some evolution & dysgenics shit. What this quote does is just absolve you from rising above your base instincts and treating people well regardless of how their body grew, by saying you find them ugly not due to those genetic instincts, but because they did it to themselves by thinking negatively.
And by the way, no fucking shit an ugly person who gets treated shittily will develop more negative thoughts!

>>713083431
>doing OK sign
Oh MY SCIENCE!! Someone cancel that artist on xitter and facebook!!!!

>>713083491
Okay show me one female character she's confirmed to have been attracted to. Otherwise you're just being pedantic.

>>713083037
Something about her is dark. Could be her hair, could be her fur, could be outright telling you she's the knight.

>>713083589
I keep trying to 360 my way out of here but it's not working...

>>713083039
This. We love fanart here.

>>713082995
'Ey Tenna, "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation

>>713082760
>>713083431
>racist Azzy
I miss this meme

>>713083227
good kid in a bad deal out of guilt