Ungrateful bitch

>>713080784 (OP)
she literally made an entire festival to celebrate Mario. what has peach ever done for Mario?

retconned

>>713080784 (OP)
Rosalina should eat her

>>713080897
>what has peach ever done for Mario
Cakes

Someone shoop it to say "gaped by ape"
Or even "raped by ape"

it was one sweltering summer

>>713080983
Stop posting about your fantasies, Kevin Nash.

>>713080935
post them

>>713080784 (OP)
Am I the only one who isn't so keen on them trying to make Pauline into a mainstay in the Mario franchise? She's a fun throwback if it's one time in something like Odyssey, but she doesn't need to be in everything.

>>713080897
Peach did take him on a free vacation to a beach seaside resort

>>713080897
>what has peach ever done for Mario?
>SMB
Gave him a kiss.
>SMW
Went on holiday with him.
>SM64
Baked him a cake.

>>713080784 (OP)
How is that being ungrateful? Is it me or are people posting here understanding less and less the meaning of words.
>>713080897
She made him a cake. But beside that you are correct.

>>713083026
>Went on holiday with him.
Pretty sure she actually offered an Holliday trip to him, even.

>>713082942
Heah but then he gets thrown in jail

>>713082652
Lol fuck off. Better her than Toadette.

>>713080913
Will probably just be lazily never addressed, leaving obsessed cultists to come up with 30 "fan theory" youtube vids that advertise the games for free.

>>713082652
yeah, it's just you. everyone else likes Pauline and wants to see her in more games. Hope she's playable in the next 2D Mario game.

>>713080784 (OP)
MARIO GOT KEKED
MARIO GOT KEKED
MARIO GOT KEKED
MARIO GOT KEKED
MARIO GOT KEKED

>>713082652
Shes getting the Rosalina treatment

>>713083459
How so?

>>713083538
Except the complain about Rosalina were never justified.

It literally only started after she was announced as a playable character is Smash and there was no rationality to complain about that.

>>713083303
That's not her fault
Also he got to enjoy it after cleaning up
Mario seems the type to think the events of sunshine was more fun than the vacation proper afterwards anyway

>>713083303
Mario has a dialogue line about looking for a job in the cutscene. And he got one about collectathon.
What's the problem?

>>713082652
This was a stupid complaint for Rosalina and it's stupid now. Let them explore characters how they want. It's Mario. There are no stakes.

>>713083538
Rosalinafags wish
Rosalina best post Galaxy outing was being unlockable playable in Mario 3d world... Alongside toad

>>713083026
She never baked him a cake. That was a lie by bowser.
The cake is a lie.

>>713082652
I was tired of it when they turned her into a one hit wonder. I don't care much for her singing or that song very much. In my household she's forbidden from play due to her special shot

wtf is wrong with americans

>>713084219
shitty food and diversity

I think they're rewriting history so she was kidnapped by Grumpy Kong instead of DK or Cranky

>>713084219
Mentally stunted by oligarchs, same as russia

>>713083729
>Vague-boyfriend gets put in jail in a foreign country 1/128th the size of her own
>Doesn't immediately blockade and rain fury upon its denizens for daring to defy her
You'd think diplomatic immunity would kick in or she'd do at least try to do something about it

>>713080897
Damn. Did Mario alpha widow her?

>>713080784 (OP)
Pauline's holes are still recovering (and likely never will) from years of taking Big Kong Kock.
She's just salty she can't feel anything down there anymore.

>>713086805
She doesn't outright deny being junior's mother, the entire game she just forgets that she has any amount of agency and is going along with whatever is happening.

>>713083964
There's a cake in the ending, though. You did beat the game, right?

>>713086805
>You'd think diplomatic immunity would kick in or she'd do at least try to do something about it
She objected. And I guess letting Mario do community service was the diplomatic solution.

My suspicion is that Bananza's Pauline isn't actually Pauline. It'll be like Shrek; she's not Pauline cursed to transform into a rock creature, she's a rock creature who used the wish-granting plot device to transform into Pauline. Bored Disney Princess dreaming of escaping her dull subterranean life to the surface, her one greatest treasure is an old Pauline concert poster or single from her very first performance that fell far underground then she runs into the wish macguffin and says "I wanna be just like this girl and be a great singer on the surface!".

Would also make her even more like Vanellope, where they're both not quite who they seem to be.

>>713082652
If we lived through the Rosalina spam everyone hated we can survive Pauline.

>>713080784 (OP)
Lmfao, Mario Lore is so retarded

>>713080784 (OP)