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I didn't believe it until I saw the comment sections. Is vampiremaxxing the best way to get laid?

>>713081390 (OP)
step 1 be attractive step 2 don't be unattractive

>>713081390 (OP)
its not the vampire part they are attracted to but the psychotic killer part.

>>713081390 (OP)
They can fix him

women love power & looks
men love kindness & looks
if you have both you can pick and choose from whoever you want

>>713081390 (OP)
Weird since hes so blatantly homosexual

What women do is so inconsequential even making a post about it exposes you as a faggot

>>713081390 (OP)
My girlfriend hated him and called him a fruity faggot

>>713081390 (OP)
If you're a homosexual prettyboy you will have more female gooners attracted to you

>>713081508
FPBP

>>713081728
every character is bi chud not gay

>>713081728
Twinks have historically pulled more pussy than hunks.

>>713081390 (OP)
He is probably the only well written male companion.

>>713082123
He's well written from a female and third world perspective

>>713081390 (OP)
Just because women like trannymaxers doesn't mean that they want to be with them. It's more of a woman self insert fantasy thing.

>>713081508
anons still haven't learned the only lesson

>>713082195
So women are just gay vampires?

>>713082240
They wish they were. And blood is cool because omg periods and some of them unironically believe into horoscopes and magic rocks.

>>713082328
we never should have let them out of the caves

>>713082195
No I'm pretty sure they want to fuck him.

>>713081728
Classic Dandys are not faggots. Classic Dandys will beat you do death and rape your sister.

>>713082468
>youtube comment

>>713082095
>this is a twink
He has the Caius Cosades body type.

>>713082195
>>713082468
Holy fuck CHILL BITCH

>>713082157
No, he is well written compared to the other companions.

>>713082468
you are such a fucking loser

>>713082468
>>713082672
When you're trying to figure out children you don't just listen to whatever they think they're feeling.

>>713081390 (OP)
>pathetic loser that cant stop going how he got anally raped by his dad, and how he was raping others as a vampire
I just dont get it

>>713081390 (OP)
Just be handsome. Women will forgive anything, and I do mean anything, for a handsome man.

if you're gonna simp over a vampire at least let it be alucard

>>713082468
Bruh

>>713082927
jesus christ, you aint lying with the filename kek

>>713081869
Ah, so your girl is more of a Halsin type?

>>713081958
Devastating to morale.

is he handsome? he looks kind of old. don't know who he is btw

>>713081390 (OP)
Keep in mind that a lot of these ''women'' ain't women

>>713081869
Based!

>>713081390 (OP)
>browse a BG3 facebook group for shits and giggles
>its 95% posts of women talking about how theyre in love with one of the characters
>self inserts having a "relationship" with a video game character
>basically NO gameplay posts to be found
>mostly fat and psycho looking women
why is this? bg3 is not the first game that offers romances, so why do white women use bg3 as a glorified WEG?

>>713083296
Nah these are real. You can tell by the way they type and their PFPs.

>>713083509
>We did it! We finally got women into gaming!

>>713081390 (OP)
Most women are subs / bottoms.
So yes, they do like vampires, bad boys, etc just like how male subs like evil women
Also this guy kind of fits the "tumblr sexy man" archetype I think

>>713083593
Still doesn't make their words worth anything. It's like watching a child trying to say something. This retard couldn't even play wc3 it was so sad. Like actually spending 10 hours a day trying to beat a bot and can't do it. That is like brain capacity of a 5 year old.

>>713083509
You didn't notice that none of the combat in the game is mandatory? Except for killing the "this is my white dad" character to get to act 3 you can just talk to all the bad people and they're nice to you, don't you think that's odd?

>>713082708
He has actual writing compared to all the other nothing burgers.
Him, Farty and Gale are the only ones with writing, though Game is already stretching it, desu.

>>713081390 (OP)
No one says fapping anymore…sad

>>713081869
He is one.

>>713081390 (OP)
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>>713083772
If I can have a waifu and fall in love with fictional women, then I'm perfectly okay with women doing the same. I don't even like IRL women that much but I'll leave them be for this. Fair is fair. They can goon to astarion and I will keep gooning to waifu. Modern 'relationships' are a scam anyways so let's let both (2) genders have their ideal partner.

>>713081728
>>713082328
Candy is sweetest when you are denied its taste, but yearning for it will rot more than any sugar.
Heed well this warning of the fujoshi.

>>713083797
i never thought about it that way, i just saw it as another option in the sandbox environment the game offers you.
but it IS odd, you really barely get thrown into an ambush or a straight forward fight unless you provoke it. and all of the "harder" fights are entirely optional, damn

>>713081390 (OP)
Leaving your house and taking care of yourself is the best way to meet people I don't have a clue what vampiremaxxing is but it sounds gay and would make people cringe normies or not.

>>713081390 (OP)
Isn't he gay?

>>713083221
Not really since men are the same way. How many women have you actually felt a connection with? It's rare and we only go for them because they're pretty and have vaginas.

>>713084212
The characters in the game do not have preset sexuality they will all fuck whatever you create.

>>713084302
He's gay-coded thoughbeit

I have zero problems with this, I have my waifu and they have vampire husbando. We go separate ways.

>>713081728
Many women are fascinated by this. Read shoujo manga or hp fanfiction.

>>713084475
Correct. His vampire master is a man and the only times he talks about "preying on victims" its about male victims

>>713084475
We used to call it metrosexual in ye olden times.

>>713081390 (OP)
Yes. Be handsome. Be a predator.

>>713084302
He literally talks about having gay sex in the vampire dungeon or whatever.

women want bears

>>713084184
the entire game is just an interactable netflix show for women and normalfag retards with optional gameplay

>>713081390 (OP)
He's not attractive though.
He needed to be younger.

>>713084068
based

>>713086205
Why are fujos so dedicated and, well, so wealthy?

>>713084068
>peter pan syndrome is actually the great filter and not any aliens or space catastrophes

>>713081390 (OP)
he looks like a nortubel reject

They just like blatant trash. Never knew a girl into the Castlevania series.

>>713081728
He's bi. Women can probably relate to him since many have done gay shit with their girlfriends at some point. Also he's a vampire and women have always loved vampire shit.

>>713086834
You don't know many girls then. I knew several that loved SotN/grew up playing it.

>>713086961
Does anyone actually use rule34? I just use e6

>>713087210
Wtf is e6? I only know of r34xxx.

>>713086686
onlyfans

>>713081390 (OP)
they like him because he reminds them of david bowie

>>713087095
Yeah the most popular romance novels for women are about billionaires, vampires, pirates, werewolves. centaurs or serial killers.

>>713087283
the idea of a woman whoring herself out just so she can live alone with a sex doll is very funny to me

every tard ITT needs to just watch this to understand women
https://youtu.be/okFLkoJXXqo?si=dF6JO32poXUfRSJR

>>713087462
>whoring
If you could show your dick to thousands of women and they paid for it would you not do it?

>>713087549
I can tell just from the title that your video is some incel shit.

>>713087619
its actually not. its not crazy incel looksmaxxing shit. its simply explaining what expressions of masculine features are attractive to women and men alike.

>>713087549
women that are attracted to feminine men are on birth control. they snap out of it once they stop fucking up their hormones.

>>713087732
the video just covers a manly ≠ attractiveness distinction.

>>713087732
no, as that is clearly a societal trend that shifts and morphs with time. effeminate features on men have been attractive at many points in time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Male_Renunciation

>>713087860
Yeah they're related. Birth control tricks the female body into fooling that it's pregnant 24/7 and the person who theyre attracted to changes.

>>713087314
I remember one time I went to a random train station in my country, my mom had bought a david bowie shirt for me at one point or another (she's an old fan) but for whatever reason some 30-year old english woman just came up to me and said it was nice.
What is it with women and David Bowie?

>>713087549
He's not a bad looking guy and he's a vampire. He also has a complicated and interesting quest/backstory. He's more interesting than every other companion. It doesn't take rocket surgery to figure out why women like Astarion. I don't need to watch a vid.

>>713087732
Uhuh. Keep coping mr "alpha male".

>>713088238
sure, that is a factor today as well, but to imply that what is attractive to females is an inherent monolith is stupid as that is obviously untrue and environment has a massive effect on that. same goes for men as we dont have a perfect female appearance that is maximally attractive at all points in time and place

>>713087610
probably not no
but also i dont think whether or not id do it is what qualifies it as whoring or not
selling yourself as a good to the public make you a whore
and doing that to fund a life of self-imposed isolation while nursing mental illness paints a funny picture

>>713088401
Yeah, this. Everyone has different tastes. Some dudes like chicks with big tits, some like fatties, some like small, petite women with tiny tits. Some even like really tall Amazonian looking women.

>>713086686
Like furries, they aim for the highest paying jobs possible and spend every penny of disposable income on gooning.

>>713088530
yeah exactly. this is just ultra obvious

>>713082646
thats literallyme ffs, am trying so goddamn hard to put on some weight

>>713089012
absolutely do not believe you. post body.

>>713081390 (OP)
My sister doesn't like him.

>>713082123
Gale is fine, if a bit Mary Sue-ish
Wyll is fine but bland

>>713081390 (OP)
He sexually assaults a pig early in-game so they think they have a chance

>>713082646
>He has the Caius Cosades body type.
Caius Cosades was 50-60+ yo skooma addicted boomer.
Only girls with a SERIOUS daddy issues could be attracted to him

>>713081390 (OP)
women can't goon retard

>>713083509
speaking of this gif, does anyone has that gif where dafoe in Lighthouse rants about how unnatural trannies are ? I havn't seen it in ages.

>>713089250
he has that 50s guy bodytype

>>713081958
how to be him bros

>>713083509
game is taken as an overglorified smut simulator, a bit like those ERP games

>>713089404
dames love a man built like a steam boiler

>>713089268
>he doesn't know

>>713089268
I am menstruating and jacking off at the same time, I’m getting blood all over my fingers

>>713089250
>crackhead build
they arent that muscular but I can see it

>>713082123
Yeah, and he's also the least annoying character. I can't stand having Shadowheart or the Gith in my party for any length of time. I'd much rather take the evil vamp that cracks jokes whenever I do foul shit.

>>713083659
>>We did it! We finally got women into gaming!
the devs said 95% of the players are male

>>713089476
why is everything a new york best seller

>>713089250
>has access to drugs
I knew a guy who'd make his hookups watch him play EVE Online for two hours and he'd still get laid because he had weed, etc.
Caius is absolutely slaying beastfolk every night.

I don't get the hype he looks like somebodies grandmother

>>713089548
caius is on that 500g protein kwama egg diet that jacks him the fuck up while basically roiding with skooma giving him super strength. even just resting grows his muscles.

>>713089760
because you are a straight man. women like fit prettyboys

>>713089775
>pure protein+vidya crack
I understand now, Caius must be at 5% body fat or maybe even less

>>713089902
They like big noses you mean?

>>713090098
no? i wouldnt say so. chalamet does not have a particularly large or long nose

>>713089902
Actually im gay with a twink bf

>>713087549
>>713087619
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>>713088378
I've heard that women only like overly muscular/ shredded guys when they are ovulating or close to ovulating
Apparently there was a study on it
It's that true?

>>713089071
nah, thats the average lollapalooza/burning man festival goer, when you got the genetics its really hard to get fatter

>>713089902
In my opinion
Women seem to value facial attractiveness more than men
Their attraction seems to be more holistic in nature. They don't hyper focus on specific body parts
So if you're an ugly guy, being fit won't help you that much

>>713090231
You know what I meant...

>>713089707
New yorkers must read a lot.

>>713082927
You get super model level woman, how much of her bullshit do you think you would put up with? Or a 4chan level user would?

>>713090612
Women have different tastes just like men do. Some like shredded dudes. Some like fatties. Some like pretty boys with long hair. Some like beefy bald fuckers. It's not worth caring about that much. Astarion is a moody vampire with a messed up past and he's less boring than the other characters. He's also fit and not bad looking. He's basically the default romance option for women just like Shadowheart is the default male option because she's the most normal looking one/hottest one.

You're all such zoomers it's unreal. Do you not remember when Interview with a vampire came out? Or even the books it was based on? This shit had a TIGER HOLD on women of all age groups long before Twilight and Fifty Shades got near them. Hell, Lestat's twink ass is to this day considered one of the biggest sex symbols amongst women over twenty. Astarion? Astarion is literally just a fusion of Lestat and Louis. Right down to background, fashion sense and dramatic monologue's. He was tailor made for success.

>>713091850
>Lestat
>Twink
No.

>>713092001
Bookstat no. Moviestat yes. And the movie went over so well that Anne Rice decided it was how she was going to imagine him in her mind from then on. Manlet Cruise and his zesty leglocks on Brad Pitt did numbers like no one's business.

>>713092217
Moviestat wasn't a twink either, he was an aggressive, assertive man, the type to drag you to hell with him on a whim if you caught his eye. Women love that of course, but many men too, more as an idea of an expression of power than an imagined lover.

>>713081869
Marriage material.

>>713081869
She's just telling you what you want to hear because she cares about you

>>713091302
Only a minority of women seem to like shredded dudes though.
Also see>>713090857
Getting shredded might not be too beneficial for you as a man
My question is how an average / ugly man be physically attractive

>>713092619
Being a twink has to do with looks, not personality

>>713092945
I've never known a shredded guy IRL that didn't have a smoking hot girlfriend. If you stay in shape, have a nice face, and aren't a complete douche-bag, you will not be able to keep the women off of you as long as you have a job.

>>713093173
Funny how that list just kept getting longer. Wanna add height, income and big penis there too?

>>713093035
A twink is literally an effeminate, slender gay man.

>>713093402
I'll add not being an insecure dipshit. If you have problems with women, that's probably the reason.

>>713093173
well yeah, but you are adding a lot here with the good face and not complete douchebag factors. the shreddedness is not that important of a factor. if you look like you EXHUDE a certain negative personality archetype, then you come across as unattractive.

>>713093617
Being in shape and having muscles will never make you appear less attractive to women. Ever. Look at how many women swoon over Steve MRE in his comments.

>>713092816
Nah she's open with her vidya male crushes and it's usually younger boys.

>>713089707
you can buy your way onto the nyt best seller list for a couple k, it doesn’t mean much

>>713093715
yes, but women do not find bodies like sam suleks attractive, for instance. this has been measured time and time again. they do like a fit and muscular body, just nothing extreme. women also obviously have no idea how much effort it takes to build a body so they think that to look like brad pitt in fight club you simply need to do a few bicep curls and go jogging every once in a while + not be fat.

>>713094220
Everyone thinks a roided up freak looks weird men included. I'm talking about working out/building muscle that is natural. It isn't an automatic cheat code but it helps. Women would much rather get with a guy that has muscles than a lazy, fat slob (even though there are definitely women into fat, teddy bear looking dudes, too). Like I said, women have varied tastes so ultimately, it's not worth worrying about too much. If you take care of yourself and have an income, some girl out there is going to get wet for you as long as you don't act like you do on /v/ IRL. Working out will at the absolute least build confidence in yourself if you're a fatty or a stick. You'll also feel better physically.

>>713094715
...yes? bio women do indeed love this game and its disproportionally popular among women compared to most games. im assuming you know zero women irl if you believe this

>>713093468
It can also just mean slender man

>>713094797
There's dozens of them

>>713093173
>have a nice face
This is the most critical part though
Like I said, I don't think uggos or really short dudes getting fit would help them
The shredded aspect seems to be the least important

>>713096002
That's because all of you zoomers are flaming faggots that use gay slang. The term "twink" was exclusively used within the gay community until around 5 years ago.

>>713093715
>Steve MRE
A few women in the comments liking him doesn't mean that the average woman likes big muscles
Also Steve isn't really shredded. He's not that big.
He's also a good looking guy

I want to see an RPG romance that panders to women written by /v/, I bet it would be unhinged

>>713096297
Being short doesn't even matter. I'm not tall and have fucked and been in long term relationships with plenty of women. All that matters is that you're taller than the girl you're into. Being in shape will always help you from looking better to feeling better about yourself (the most important part).

>>713096586
What about uggos though.

>>713096490
That's like saying that the average man doesn't like big tits. They do. Sure, there are many that like small tits but liking big tits is pretty much the default state. Women like muscles. If you are a stinky, ugly slob with no money, it probably won't help much. It won't hurt, though.

You are ignoring the fact that he has ridiculous steroid body and an attractive face

>>713096830
Are you sure that you're actually ugly, though? It could just be low self esteem. Also, women are into all kinds of fucking shit. Someone out there will dig you if you clean yourself up, don't smell bad, and have a stable income. It might not be a 10/10 bombshell but someone out there will be into you. You don't really want one of those long term, anyway. Everywhere she goes to work at, men will constantly be trying to get with her and it'll be a constant battle to keep her with you.

Look, I didn't touch this thread the entire day.
I must say watching it get to page 9 and then bumped by a chatgpt response to itself for 100's of posts gets boring quickly.
And you can tell those are generated responses.
Do you really get paid for this?
I mean if I was a marketing agency I would spot the lack of actual interest quickly.
Though, guess some cash is better than no cash for being a /v/ mod, eh?

>>713097310
>/v/irgin mutt fatty thinks pic related is a "ridiculous steroid body"
grim. is it really that bad over there for you guys?

>>713096297
>Like I said, I don't think uggos or really short dudes getting fit would help them
It absolutely does. Unless you are genuinely deformed, being fit and have notable musculature makes all the difference in the world. My dad is like 50% more ugly than I am, always smells like smoke, is an alcoholic, is always broke despite making more money than I do, and has extreme anger issues. Yet he always manages to have dates every weekend (until the woman eventually gets tired of his shit personality and he gets a new one). How? Home gym, roids, and drinking more whey than I do water.

>>713081728
Women don't care if a guy is homosexual just like guys don't care if a woman is a lesbo. You live with that misconception because tradcuck beta males wanted to push their idea of masculinity on people. Being bisexual is great.

>>713097810
That chest is unatainable even on roids
Abs and shoulders are roided
Arms are fine

>>713098037
Abs are genetics mostly, but both the chest and the shoulders are attainable with nothing but push ups in about three months for a youngish male.

>>713098223
SUUUUURE, bro

>>713098037
you are legit just an ignorant fatty. he kinda has the physique of a rock climber. its not that crazy anon. i do rock climbing and bouldering irl and tons of people look like that, if not more and trust me they are not roiding.

>>713098264
Have you ever tried getting fit, fatso? Fixing your diet and working out regularly does wonders in a very short time if you are under 30.

>>713098037
lmao bet this fat fuck thinks physiques like tobey maguires in spider man was natty unattainable

>>713097992
No decent woman is going to want to settle down and have kids with a guy that gets his asshole fucked by other men.

>>713098223
>Abs are genetics
>>713098394
>I do rock climbing
So you admit you've never lifted and have no idea what you're talking about.
Visible abs is literally low body fat retard. Grade schoolers know this at this point.

>>713097992
lesbos still fuck men, gays dudes don't fuck women. big difference.

>>713098858
>Abs are genetics
Yes. Having lower body fat in that specific area, or in general, is absolutely genetics. It is attainable if your genes don't favour you but it is far harder. Especially compared to building chest/shoulders.

>>713096950
Post some actual evidence then. Because I've seen evidence to the contrary.
I think that for women, height is the closest thing to tits
>>713097479
I'm not interested in relationships. This is purely an academic interest
Relationships are too much work.

>>713099190
going from skinnyfat to no fat is still a massive leap, about as massive as going from 40 pounds overweight to skinnyfat. Maintaining skinnyfat takes 0 effort

>>713098858
>So you admit you've never lifted
????????????????????
so because i rock climb that means i cant also lift? what the actual fuck is wrong with your fat covered brain? are you incapable of chewing gum and walking at the same time or something you fucking retard? what does your visible abs have to do with anything? i dont understand what youre saying at all

>>713097851
Your dad is probably dating women close to his own age. Beauty standards have changed.

>>713083005
>ruin me Astarion!
Gee I wonder why so many women goon to him.

>>713099305
I can only speak from life experience. I'm a 39 year old man. I don't have autistic studies to argue about. I just know that I was a fat fucker in my teens but then lost 100 pounds and worked out obsessively and it was like living two different lives. I went from being totally invisible to women or being mocked by them to having them flirt with me and pursue me/ask me out. Your results may vary and if you want to believe that only height matters and being a fat stinky slob is fine, go ahead. I don't give a shit. Someone out there is into stinky slobs too I'm sure.

>>713087549
>implying

>>713089902
Idk about that. I can't say I've ever seen the real appeal to many feminine men. Most feminine man I remember having a crush on was Wil Francis (emo band guy) back when I was a teenager.
Now I'm into guys like Wyatt Russel and Sebastian Stan.
Or Regis from W3. I guess at least he's a vampire.

>>713099960
Being a fat stinky slob isn't fine
But I also think Beauty standards have changed from when you were younger
Whenever I look online, women around my age always seem to not like big muscles

>>713100156
why do you bother larping as a woman on an anonymous site. what do you even get out of it?

>>713100360
:)

>>713100321
Lmao, my girlfriend claimed she didn't like fit guys until I got fit. Then her libido just skyrocketed.

>>713100603
Maybe because she was already your gf.
She might not be attracted to fit guys normally
Also you could be making stuff up.

>>713100321
Maybe. I have no idea what gen alpha is into. Most teenagers seem pretty gay to me. I can only speak for what women my age were/are into. Women, like men, are into all kinds of shapes and sizes but getting in shape did nothing but help me. I wish I was still in shape. Now I'm just skinny and old lol.

>>713100708
Fitness is health and health is inherently attractive. I think people listen "fit" and they think of roided 300lbs of muscle monsters instead of a normal fit human with a toned body.