Thread 713087261

Which game /v/ would universally consider as Greatest of all time?

Jackson raped kids lol

>>713087261 (OP)
tetris or doom idk

>>713087360
lmao

>>713087261 (OP)
>OoT instead of BoTW
Only snoys believe this.

>>713087261 (OP)
>Anna Karenina

>MJ
pedo
>Tolstoy
commie faggot
>OoT
overrated
>Spirited Away
not even the best ghibli movie
>the godfather
boring
>berserk
dead author and unfinished

>>713087360
literal jew lies but go off moishe

>>713087261 (OP)
michael jackson was a pedophile bro
what is wrong with you?

>>713087261 (OP)
Berserk is garbage if you read it past the age of 15.

>>713087261 (OP)
I disagree on every one of those

>>713087360
Ironic coming from a jew

>>713087261 (OP)
>berserk
is this really the best mangas can do? what a shit medium

All of these are good but swap Berserk with the Dragonball manga, and we can talk.

>>713087360
False. Also still objectively the most famous superstar of his time ever, only second to Jesus and the Golden Arches.

>>713087987
>is the 38th best selling manga the best ever
No lol

>>713088083
Why did he have unrelated little boys sleep in his bed? Trying to relive your childhood doesn't explain that shit.

>>713087360
Dude was a weirdo, but definitely not a kiddie diddler.

>>713087530
Everyone that didn't start playing games yesterday would agree with that

>>713088102
If we go by best selling, I imagine the manga that holds the top spots are all the never ending ones. Surely that isn't a measure of quality.

>>713087685
>>713088083
>>713087840

>>713087761
True I've tried to watch Berserk so many times but it just seems so juvenile.

It just is.

>>713087261 (OP)
For anime it's Eva

>>713087261 (OP)
MJ and Tolstoy are the only choices I can respect.

>>713087261 (OP)
>spirited away
>berserk
you gotta be shitting me

>>713088156
why did you jews have blood, cum and piss stained mattresses in your sewer dungeons?
why did you jews have child rape islands?

>>713087987
Dragon Ball.

>>713088156
He thought of himself as one of them, and wanted sleepovers since his actual childhood was stunted. It's weird, but I don't think it was sexual. Some of the kids who did it talked about it later and justified it by saying how large the bed was, and how Michael often slept elsewhere in the room, while the kids were in the bed. He could've been a pedo, but I think he was just a huge manchild, and the 00's trial kinda proved that for me

>>713088201
Sales are the only objective metric to rank the quality of series. Anything else is just feelings. Shakespeare is the best selling fiction author and considered the best fiction author due to that. Berserk is extremely overrated and worse than series like fairy tail that outsold it.

>>713087261 (OP)
stop posting retard, no one cares about your zoomer meme format.

>>713088268
It is. The people who consume and enjoy it never grew out of being edgy teenagers. They think that sexual content and gore are the most mature elements possible for a story.

>>713088505
Agreed. Pokemon is the best game of all time.

>>713087261 (OP)
No way could any large group actually agree on the best game of all time, there'd never be a majority consensus that didn't heavily piss off basically everybody not in favor of it.

>>713087360
False. Michael was framed and his death was orchestrated. The world where he lives even five more years has a wildly different trajectory of pop culture.

>>713088268
>watch
If you think the anime's edgy and juvenile, wait until you check out the manga. It starts with Guts fucking a demon woman who tries to kill him mid-coitus, so Guts shoots her at point-blank with his cannon arm and drops a "I'm not here stuck with you, you're here stuck with me!" one-liner.

>>713088156
>he never slept in the same bed as his bros

>>713088471
Anon sleepovers don't mean sleeping in the same bed as your friend. That's gay and obviously indicates him being a pedophile. You are seriously coping. I still love his music and wish he wasn't a pedophile but facts are right in your face. He became a pedophile after being abused as a kid. It's how pedos reproduce.

>>713087261 (OP)
>spirited away
Toy Story x10 better

>>713088214
That was my bad. I stayed an Mike's and forgot to take some books I'd brought with me home. Whoops.

>>713087261 (OP)
>The Godfather

not bad by any means, but so fucking overrated
"Once Upon a Time In America" is vastly superior

>>713088642
why are you gay? it's not normal for boys to sleep together at any age. Jackson was up to some gay shit with those boys.
>>713088647
Thinking someone is a pedo for sleeping in a bed with unrelated boys is common sense.

Here's some art that the pedo commissioned

kick me, kike me

>>713088505
>Sales
>objective
Putting aside the absolutely philistine opinion that sales = quality, sales are not objective.
There are myriad other factors going on that have nothing to do with the quality of the thing being sold e.g. advertising, mimetic behaviour, luck, trends, crazes etc. etc.

>>713088897
Good lyrics. Shame that he molested boys and made standing up to jews associated with molesting children. Truly a pied piper. Everyone who defends him looks like a pedophile and loses their credibility. Just what jews want.

>>713088659
>abused as a kid
By whom? I haven't heard of that

>>713088975
Sales are the only objective metric to rank the quality of something. Anything else is subjective and based on feelings instead of reality. Explain what other metric could be used that isn't a subjective opinion.

>>713087261 (OP)
You ever notice how the world became an increasingly worse place once MJ died?

>>713087261 (OP)
>the GOAT of vidya is a console exclusive
Video games are too varied. Asking that question is like asking what specific machine is the GOAT of human transportation. It works for MJ's category because it's literally just a nondescript popularity contest.

>>713089162
it was already doing that before MJ was even born though

>>713087360
>have secret passages, silent alarms, private security
>wait until on tour in Monaco to diddle a kid
yeah, no, I'm not buying it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxgo-Qu-ZZE

Watch the opening minutes. The guy was an actual living legend on the same level of mythical figures of the early ages. It's unreal.

>>713089027
>Shame that he molested boys
Shalom. How's weather in Tel Aviv? Enjoying iranian airstrikes?

>>713089279
yeah, but the world started to REALLY suck when he died

>>713089372
HOLY GIGACHAD

>>713089372
>*just stands there*
>crowd loses their mind

>>713089096
The only objective metric is of how polished the games is, if it has glitches and so on. But that isn't enough to rank games as a whole, you just can't rank them as tastes are subjective

>>713089162
Gonna share a secret they don't want you to know. My was the second coming of christ and with his death the covenant is broken and we are all damned. There are people in places where they dont have a word for frozen water and yet they knew who mj was. Look at the events surrounding his death. False witnesses, punishment without being found guilty. Only after his death did we mourne

>>713089562
>how polished the games is
that's a subjective thing based on your opinion. What objective metric besides sales can be used? None.

>>713089096
I just told you why sales aren't objective. There is no objective metric, it's an impossible idea.
What you mean to say is that in a society that operates with a capitalist mode of production, sales (more accurately profits) are the measure of the success of a given product.
It has nothing to do with quality or in other words it's a quantative metric, not a qualitative one.

>>713089757
It's literally objective because it's a measured number everyone can agree on. Your idea of how to rank games is just based on how you feel.

>>713089398
Accusing my of being jewish doesn't change what MJ obviously did. I'm starting to think your a pedo for defending him.

>>713089372
woah he was really famous. thats admirable because uhh...

>>713089660
If the games has glitches or runs at x fps, that's objective. But again, you just can't rank games, sales aren't a good metric

>>713087987
One Piece but that is something /a/ isn't yet ready to admit.

>>713089990
Maybe true before Dressrosa but definitely not now

>>713087261 (OP)
Berserk is the most overrated shit out of all of these including Ocarina of Time. People call it a masterpiece when theres the boat arc. Vagabond is better and more deserving for best manga ever

>>713087497
kek

>>713089990
>shit piss
lmao

>>713088193
You're definitely an OoTsnoy if you think BoTW didn't objectively replace its legacy. It was fine for its time, but BoTW was a true expansion of the original Zelda concept without being held back by limitations.

>>713088325
Not even the best mecha.

>>713090250
this is your brain on nintendium

>>713089787
But what does that have to do with quality?

>>713090138
Vagabond and slam dunk are so good. Only times I ever binge read manga

>>713087360
They didn't like this one King.

>>713087987
Bokurano and chainsaw man (part 1 only).

>>713090307
Whatever you say, snoy.

>>713090267
>Eva
>Mecha
pick one.

I don’t know a ton about music or anime but these would be my picks

>>713087261 (OP)
replace michael jackson with the beatles and replace anna karenina with crime and punishment and replace ocarina of time with fallout new vegas and replace spirited away with the hunchback of notre dame and replace the godfather with citizen kane and replace whatever that last image is with batman the killing joke and i agree with this

>>713090250
>>713090307
You are so fucked in your head I can't even find the right word to express it. Retarded doesn't do it justice. Go outside, touch grass, talk to someone else for fucks sake then your monitor. Do something to save your soul.

>>713090250
Famitsukek...

>>713087261 (OP)
I can't pick one game to represent all games.

Stellar Blade.

>>713088671
Oh you

>>713090459
I'm confused? Whose side are you even on?

>>713088505
so the objectively best food of all time is mcdonalds and the best film of all time is avatar? the best animated film of all time is fucking ne zha 2? delusional money worshipping mutt

OOT is so boring. Who gives a fuck about "popular opinion" if it's just nostalgia circlejerking.

>>713087654
>the godfather
>boring
Zoom zoom.

>>713090564
nta but Minecraft is the best selling game of all time

>>713088214
He was an artist, artists need references

>>713088083
What about Elvis?

>>713087261 (OP)
>Music
The Beatles. Paul McCartney’s the closest thing we currently have to Jesus
>Literature
Shakespeare (take your pick). Man invented the English language as we know it.
>Vidya
Complicated cause your answer depends on whether you view them as a product or a piece of art
>Anime
Don’t care anime’s gay lol
>Movies
Should probably be something by Kubrick or Spielberg
>Manga
Manga’s gay lol

>>713087360
No but you did, probably in a mikvah or on some island.
Seething kikes ITT upset Michael was more popular than Bob Dylan or some shit.

>>713090637
I played it last year and it was great, just a matter of taste

>>713090637
Careful, you'll poke the OOTsnoy hive. They're already having a rough assfucking in the Famitsu thread as is

>>713090757
Nope, Elvis is the King, also
Queen>The Beatles

>>713090757
Divine Comedy is better.

>>713090659
even the game was good, genuinely the best gta clone

Guys, I don't think it has to be anime and manga, I think it can be any piece of animation or comic book.

>>713087261 (OP)
The art that actually stands the test of time across centuries usually isnt the most popular of its time. I think the historians of the future are going to talk about shimoneta more than all 6 of those works combined

>>713090757
>Paul McCartney’s the closest thing we currently have to Jesus
what an insanely out of touch cringe boomer take

>>713090883
That's bullshit. The most popular stuff in it's time is what stands the test of time. All the surviving great works of history were popular in their time. Otherwise they would have disappeared in irrelevancy

>>713087654
how was Tolstoy a commie?

>>713090659
I'm 45.

>>713090335
He's fucking retarded. Stop trying to get him to understand. He's out there collecting chromosomes like they're pokemon.
He legitimately thinks that games with a higher marketing budget are better BECAUSE they have a higher marketing budget. In other words, he thinks only large publishers are capable of putting out good games, and that every game has gotten consistently better in the last thirty years. He thinks motherfucking FIFA 2022 is an 7x better game than Super Metroid.
He thinks it's better not because of its quality, but just because it existed in a time where people played more video games, and where publishers have bigger marketing budgets.
As I said, he's fucking retarded.

>>713090564
Those metrics would rank McDonalds as objectively one of the best restaurants of all time. yes. Why are you randomly getting mad about Americans?

>>713091482
You're mad for no reason. I'm simply saying it's the only way to objectively rank games while other metrics are subjective.

>>713091607
it's an objective metric but you can't use it to rank games

>>713091482
I wouldn't rank FIFA 2022 against Super metroid without controlling for the amount of consumers at the time. FIFA would objectively be worse since it reached a smaller fraction of the total amount of gamers compared to Super Metroid during it's time.

>>713087497
Based!

>>713091689
Sure you can. It works nearly always. Popular stuff is usually great unless you are being contrarian. If you play the most sold games for each year you will play most of the best games of each year. There's exceptions but those are all subjective.

>>713091607
No. That's not what you said, and now you're moving the goalposts so you don't look retarded.

>>713089096
>>713088505
>Sales are the only objective metric to rank the quality
It's also not objective. It's quantitative, but there are a shit ton of other quantitative metrics you can use that all have nothing to do whether a game is good. Like the time it takes for the credits to roll. Or the number of developers who worked the game. Or the number of seconds the game spent in development.
These are all objective, quantitative metrics. Do you see now why you are retarded?

>>713087360
Fun fact. Every jew is told as a child is taught to hate specific people for slighting against "God's Chosen."
They're specifically told to post stuff like this when any of those people come up in conversation

not even joking, these rats are that spiteful

>>713092002
It is objective:
>not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts

>>713091361
He was Russian

>>713087497
lmao

>>713087261 (OP)
Tetris

>>713092263
You can't just cut off the second part of your statement in an effort to make yourself seem less retarded. That is, by definition, moving the goalposts.
Sales also very much affected by personal opinions. Do you not understand how hype and marketing affect sales? If a random e-celeb decides that he wants to play Truck Simulator, it'll get a bump in sales. Does that automatically make it better just because this hypothetical e-celeb just felt like driving a truck on Sunday? No.
At this point, I'm like 90% sure you're a troll.

>>713092779
I didn't cut off any part of any statement. Sales are the only objective way to rank the quality of a series. You still haven't refuted it.

Ocarina has never won in an actual popular vote poll. All the claims come from nintenjournos and nintendies who ascertain its GOATness without proof. Remember FFVII always mogs it in polls.

>>713089372
Unlimited aura

>>713090830
Lying like this on the internet should be a crime

>>713087360
The (((media))) made that shit up because Jackson was noticing.

>Jew me, sue me
>Everybody, do me
>Kick me, kike me
>Don't you black or white me

There's zero evidence anywhere of any wrongdoing.

>>713087261 (OP)
Spirited Away is a shitty boring Isekai that goes off rails with irrelevant horseshit half the movie where almost nothing is accomplished. It's just a worse (Robin Williams) Jumanji and is the most overrated movie ever.

>>713094397
They didn't make it up. They just kept it as blackmail for when he turned against them. He raped kids and there's no real doubt about it without deluding yourself

>>713087261 (OP)
for me it's deus ex

>>713088892
was he transracial?