Donkey Kong is for kids now - /v/ (#713087456) [Archived: 902 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:25:27 PM No.713087456
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The game looks like only a toddler could enjoy playing it. It's clear they are copying Astro Slop not realizing no one actually liked that game besides shills. Honestly it's a slap in the face to Donkey Kong Country veterans. This used to be one of Nintendo's few hardcore series. The Mario Movie has had disastrous consequences for Nintendo.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:26:03 PM No.713087495
*shits diaper*
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:26:26 PM No.713087519
Hey I'm sorry if you didn't know but every Nintendo game is meant for kids, not adults that try to relive their nostalgia
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:27:39 PM No.713087590
>>713087456 (OP)
Why are people acting like Rare DK was some kind of Shonen protagonist made for adults? DK was always a character for children.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:35 PM No.713087658
Itโ€™s a video game. The primary audience is children.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:35 PM No.713087659
>>713087456 (OP)
pleast stop calling things slop
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:45 PM No.713087670
>>713087456 (OP)
>nintendo game for kids is for kids
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:46 PM No.713087672
>>713087456 (OP)
You mean to tell me the mascot platformer is intended for children
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:48 PM No.713087678
>>713087590
Because Raresnoys have to pretend Rare was always good.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:28:51 PM No.713087680
It's sqd that they are ignoring true donkey kong fans but hey - it is what it is.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:29:53 PM No.713087740
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>>713087456 (OP)
Nintendo appeals to kids because their games have bright colourful graphics and inoffensive content.

Nintendo also appeals to adults because adults just want to play fun and engaging unpretentious games and Nintendo generally make the best video games in the world - with a level of design and craft which can only be appreciated by an educated adult mind.

The grey area is the teens and young men, who struggle with identity and maturity. They shun anything which may appear "child-like" because of their own insecurities, while holding on to a bafflingly hilarious belief that video games are a medium capable of delivering deep, insightful musings on the human condition, naunced storytelling and non-cringeworthy voice acting. They will quickly latch onto the most infantile manifestations of "mature" content to validate their own sense of adulthood.

>Oooh it has boobies and violence and swearing.
>Ooooh its dark and gritty... like my soul.
>I am a mature gamer playing mature games.

It doesn't matter to them that these games play like shit or have terrible basic game design.

A quick look at any Best Games Ever list and - without fail - the Top 20 will always be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:30:56 PM No.713087817
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>>713087456 (OP)
Yep, OG DK has always been hardcore, never kiddy.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:31:27 PM No.713087850
>>713087456 (OP)
>>713087519
>>713087590
>>713087670
>>713087672
>>713087678
>>713087740
every video game is for children, including your favorite soulslop
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:31:41 PM No.713087870
>now
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:32:32 PM No.713087923
>>713087456 (OP)
Astrobot was a proper collectathon with level design.
this is not. it's even worse.

and the fucking 4kids voice acting makes it clear this is a baby game because no fully sentient human could stand that cringe.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:32:38 PM No.713087930
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>>713087590
Because he was cool and appealed to adults and teens and children. Now he's for toddlers and babies.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:32:52 PM No.713087951
>>713087740
nvke
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:33:05 PM No.713087973
shes a rock cause shes gonna get you rock hard and get your rocks off by rocking your world
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:33:21 PM No.713087995
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>>713087519
>we actually hate baby games again, hope you donโ€™t notice
Death to latinx
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:34:34 PM No.713088076
>>713087740
TLDR; truth
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:36:57 PM No.713088219
>>713087817
1. that's a rythm spin off, see jungle beat for an actual release
2. wont you retards defending troonkong by claiming these facial expressions on the real DK didn't exist?
3. there's a difference between family freindly (pixar movies, classic nintendo games) and 4kids slop that no adult can enjoy. this fuckin shit.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:37:01 PM No.713088228
>>713087923
DK smashing shit is cool. Why did they feel the need to insert some gay shit about feelings and dreams and wanting to be a singer into my monkey smash game
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:38:52 PM No.713088352
>>713087995
were was the cringe anime voice acting in Astrobot.
If it were on PC I would hapily play that game in front of people. I would never play DK bananza because it's just way too cringey.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:40:24 PM No.713088463
>>713088352
No but I really hate the design of the main antagonist. Just a generic fucking green alien. I also hate how the franchise is just โ€œlook at all of these cool games we used to develop and fund and now we donโ€™t! anyway hereโ€™s the fourth time we re released TLOU!โ€
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:41:36 PM No.713088552
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>>713087456 (OP)
Donkey Kong Country features the ugliest fucking green fatso in gaming history, King Gay Rool (A.K.A. Gatornigger). Even Miyamoto called it trash, likely because of Gatorfuck's inclusion.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:44:58 PM No.713088789
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>>713087456 (OP)
>now
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:46:45 PM No.713088908
>>713087930
Get over it, sperg. Quit watching cartoons for children.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:03 PM No.713089107
>>713087456 (OP)
nah looks awesome
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:15 PM No.713089209
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Donkey Kong is an Icon for Trans kids!
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:14 PM No.713089290
>>713087456 (OP)
I was 7 when DK County came out, and I loved it. Was that not for kids at the time?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:43 PM No.713089328
We are all "kids" now. No matter what degree you get employers replaced us with AI so we are stuck in perpetual childhood. Might as well have 80 years of childhood.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:57 PM No.713089425
>>713088552
kek, I missed you antikrool anon
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:37 PM No.713089543
>>713089209
>rolls into a support group for female victims of rape, abuse, and other vulnerabilities
>us women am I right?!
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:58:24 PM No.713089738
>>713089543
>goes to aggressively high five one of the women causing her to flinch in fear
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:58:33 PM No.713089753
>>713087456 (OP)
>toys are for kids now
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:09:41 PM No.713090540
>>713087740
>while holding on to a bafflingly hilarious belief that video games are a medium capable of delivering deep, insightful musings on the human condition, naunced storytelling and non-cringeworthy voice acting
Counterpoint: Anything made by Troika Games. Their titles suck in terms of gameplay but the writing and player agency is unmatched by any other game in the world.
Everything else you're right about.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:36:14 PM No.713092325
>>713087740
/thread
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:17 PM No.713093627
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This terrified the SHIT out of me when I was young, Nintendo actually put this a kid's game! Nothing like this will be seen ever again because Nintendo is on the decline now.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:42 PM No.713093653
test
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:05 PM No.713093761
I'm ngl I kinda had the same opinion until the direct.
The bananza powers and level design actually make the game look interesting. It's kind of insane the reveal and demo used the most boring early game tutorial level with 0 powers just because they didn't want to reveal Pauline
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:40 PM No.713094026
I'm seeing a lot of repeat threads today
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:02:14 PM No.713094317
>>713093761
I wonder if it hasn't been leaked would they have hidden it until after release
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:05:10 PM No.713094563
The Mask
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>>713094026
The key to dealing with repeat threads is repeat shitposts.