Thread 713089080 - /v/ [Archived: 928 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:49:37 PM No.713089080
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So... Are all platformers going to have stats now?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:32 PM No.713089151
>>713089080 (OP)
I sure hope not. Yes, what platformers need, tedious inventory management.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:20 PM No.713089217
>>713089080 (OP)
Wonder already sucked for that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:42 PM No.713089240
>>713089080 (OP)
>banana counter is a stomach
hot
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:19 PM No.713089294
>one game does thing
>UHHH I GUESS EVERY SINGLE GAME IS GONNA DO THIS NOW HUH
seething snoy
Replies: >>713090043
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:43 PM No.713089330
Did the OOTsnoy drop xer shitposting that "all new Nintendo games are BoTW!" already?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:50 PM No.713089337
Platformers died with the advent of 3D
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:48 PM No.713089413
>>713089080 (OP)
people seethe when their unlockables don't have stats on them
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:52 PM No.713089419
>>713089080 (OP)
It looks like itโ€™s all optional, and people are going to do a no stat run anyway.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:54:59 PM No.713089492
>>713089080 (OP)
This is more like an action game desu senpai.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:04 PM No.713089495
you dont understand every game needs skill trees and stats so the player feels strong
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:08 PM No.713089506
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>>713089080 (OP)
He real
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:02:37 PM No.713090043
>>713089294
Considering how hard the industry was hit by BotW slop, it's a legitimate concern.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:03:47 PM No.713090143
>>713089080 (OP)
Please tell me there's an option to split cosmetics and stats. It's 2025, there has to be a transmog system. Nothing I hate more than having to look absolutely stupid just to get better stats.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:04:19 PM No.713090179
Skyrim and its concequences have been a disaster for the japanese video game industry
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:04:21 PM No.713090181
>>713089080 (OP)
new nintendo just cant get worse
its like a corpse being worn by a monster compared to what they were
poor iwata must be rolling over in his grave
rip they really did make good games.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:10:31 PM No.713090591
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>>713090143
Can't split the effects from costumes, but the main boosts to stats are from skills, which are independent of costume choices.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:10:38 PM No.713090601
imagine minmaxing in a fucking 3d platformer
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:12:14 PM No.713090698
>>713090591
>skill trees and item gated stat boosts
wow, it's complete slop
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:12:42 PM No.713090737
>>713090601
That doesn't really surprise me after seeing SSB go from a fun party fighter to some autistic esport
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:13:37 PM No.713090801
I remember when Nintendo would blaze the trail now they are just copying the worst among us. Sad to see.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:14:35 PM No.713090862
>>713090591
Oh God this honestly looks very, very bad
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:15:17 PM No.713090903
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>>713090591
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:16:44 PM No.713090994
The stats wont matter its just easier mode for people who need the assist mode.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:16:55 PM No.713091004
>>713090591
>do the same thing but X% better
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:19:14 PM No.713091140
Noticing no Sony games aren't getting compared.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:20:50 PM No.713091230
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>>713089080 (OP)
>now
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:20:58 PM No.713091240
>>713089080 (OP)
everything has been RPGslop for a while now
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:21:22 PM No.713091268
Itโ€™s not a platfomer.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:23:02 PM No.713091391
>>713090591
did nintendo's devs play fallout 4 or something? this looks like an awful decision for a platformer
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:23:11 PM No.713091405
rpg
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>>713089080 (OP)
>Donkey Kong has rpg mechanics now
eat your slop!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:24:10 PM No.713091490
>>713089080 (OP)
Gear and stats make every single game just better. cant wait
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:25:26 PM No.713091591
>>713089080 (OP)
My only hangup with the game are these trivial stats and the whole skill system. I'd rather the player find items that boost their movement and abilities instead of grinding for them.

However, I can understand WHY they'd do that because the game wants you to bust through everything and it's easier to litter a bunch of big banana rocks throughout the floors instead of having far less items with more substantial changes. The way the players aren't blindly smashing through every last thing.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:28:59 PM No.713091836
>>713091490
True. But leave it to /v/ermins to complain about adding depth to games.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:32:14 PM No.713092061
>old fuck and child
>cosmetics + stats
Lemme guess... What Candy Kong did before was her business????
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:50:00 PM No.713093374
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>>713090591
Can't wait for the new 3D Mario to have a skill tree where I can spend skill points to make Mario jump 10% higher and have a 20% chance of getting an extra coin when I hit a coin block.