Thread 713091317

This now means that Donkey Kong has a thing for his adoptive daughter

Why do modern devs keep falling for such easy and avoidable writing fuckups so often now?

>>713091317 (OP)
I think they’re going to retcon that the original DK was a big misunderstanding.

>>713091317 (OP)
Mario should have remained and married Pauline, instead of ditching her for a worthless princess who does nothing but get captured repeatedly (who even refused his advances).

Pauline put on an expensive and elaborate concert for Mario to try to get back with him, yet he ditched her for a goddamned princess who doesn't care about him other than protection (and yet, he doesn't understand that a PRINCESS would never date or marry a PLUMBER).

At least Luigi and Daisy have an excuse that the latter is a foreigner.

>>713091317 (OP)
Has it ever actually been said that any sort of infatuation was the original motivation?m48ks

>>713091317 (OP)
>adoptive
im pretty sure donkey kong had sex with pauline many times, shes literally build for BIG KONG DICK

>>713092287
They just never bother reading up on the lore on the series theyre about to expand on

>>713091808
>implying it was a mistake

>>713091317 (OP)
Based?

Daughterwife.

>>713091317 (OP)
Nintendo didn't really think this through did they kek

>>713091317 (OP)
Will he eat her like in Peter Johnson's Ching Chong?

>>713092674
Peach turned him down because they were on the moon in the middle of a fight with Bowser, she was too pissed off and flustered for a marriage proposal. As for getting back with Pauline, Mario has the most severe case of oneitis in history. So many girls want him but he's focused on Peach

>>713091317 (OP)
Yes and?