Thread 713096526

How would (you) go about making a Tau game?

I really hope you get paid for making these threads

>>713096526 (OP)
40K fans are as obnoxious as trannies.

>>713096575
Do you get paid to rush for fp?

Just make Rogue Trader again but Tau. Focus on interspecies romance.

>Communist faction is the sole "good faction" in WH40K
What did Games Workshop mean by this?

>>713096851
I don't know 40K lore is it possible to have children with a towel

>>713096526 (OP)
I want to have sex with Tau:
- girls
- traps
- futas
Thank you for your attention.

>>713096921
Tau aren't communist. One of the main aspects of their there society is a eugenically enforced caste system. I don't think commies are down with caste systems or eugenics.

Make it a difficult mech game, ape hard on Armoured core 4 answer but with tau mech suits. Would be fun to wipe out imperial guardsmen/chaos cultist hordes, and then get destoryed by Chaos mechs and daemon machines, or fight imperium tanks. Orcs would be fun too.

The problem with GW (there's 6 million problems kek) is they hate making games that feature more than 2 factions. They solely see video games as a means of advertising box sets, so you only get to make games based on what current faction box set they want sold, that's why they refuse to do any game that actually has a good representation of multiple factions. For the old world, they didn't give a shit because they killed the ip during the total war games life span (and also expected those games to fail, and when they didn't they gratefully raped the sequels) so that's why we get so many decent oldhammer games with lots of factions available.

>>713097028
We can only find out if we try. You also cant have children with any of the compansions in Rogue Trader except the new assasin sex slave from the dlc.

>>713096526 (OP)
Vanquish but with infinite energy using those little mech suits they have.

>>713096526 (OP)
titanfall clone
turn based is a shit

>Tau thread
>the joke is sex
>the same images are posted every single time
>making the same thread in at least three boards every time

>>713097696
And you're in everyone.
Amazing

>>713097696
You do understand that its mostly just teenagers right? They aren't as hopeless (yet) as you are. You had your retarted crushes and kinks (sonic woman, gears of war woman, animeslop) let them have theirs faggot.

>>713096851
I would love this. I especially like the idea where the first time you play the game you can only play as a Tau Fire Warrior commander, but completely the game unlocks the option to play as a special Gue'vesa character, which completely changes how the game is played.

>>713097982
You're talking to a wojack poster, anon.
it's either cripplingly autistic or an actual bot.

>>713096526 (OP)
Literally just space marine 2 but Tau mechs

>>713098103
same thing

>>713097352
For any anons wanting to disagree
>sharttide is Imperium vs. Nurgle (dedicated cultists and daemon spawn do not count as separate factions, chud)
>Spacemarine 2 is mainly Prolapse marines vs. Tyranids with a surprise deamon or lone squad of chaos marines
>Spacemarine 1 is mainly space marines vs Orks with the occasional squad of chaos marines
>the last dawn of war game went from the best faction reps for 40k vidya to the worst
>speed freeks is only orks
This ones acceptable though, there are proper narrative reasonings for only orks to be in the game, no one else is engaging in a particular ork tribes hobbies lol
Meanwhile oldhammer
>vermintide 1 is skaven vs. Lawful factions (dwarves, Elves, and 3 distinct sects of the Empire)
>vermintide 2 expands the player reps with dwarves, elves, and all 3 empire sects have multiple niche subclasses, dwarves now have slayer, ranger and ironbreaker reps and all the other classes follow suite. The enemy factions are now Chaos undivided beasts, Nurgle cultists, Nurgle chaos warriors, Nurgle daemons, and multiple skaven clans. This is the start though, they slapped nurgle in there because the new line of nurgle mini's had just come out.
>Total war: Warhammer. Enough said. Fuck that games dlc though, steal a copy of 2 or 3 with all the dlc.

Kroots

>>713096921
Tau aren't communist, this is a misconception caused by their semi-Chinese influence in some places. They have a genetically rigid Caste system. If anything they're more an 'Enlightened' Co-regency.
Also they aren't the good guys. The good guys are Craftworld Eldar.

>>713098213
>never gets bored of posting the same thing
>cannot be reasoned with
>will engage in preprepared behaviour upon seeing a trigger, regardless of context
You raise a good point.

>>713098602
are qyoot

>>713096526 (OP)
Make Fire Warrior again, but make it actually good

>>713096526 (OP)
i would make it a first person shooter on a console that is too weak to run it with a controller that doesn't work for first person shooters and call it firewarrior

>>713096526 (OP)
Post actual Tau, not this idealized anime-fied slop. Real Tau are disgusting flat faced, elongated head abominations.

>>713098757
It's quiet

>>713098757
I'm honestly really surprised that there has never been a modern remake for Fire Warrior. I remember playing it as a kid. Weren't the main complaints people had with it due to mostly mechanical stuff? From what I remember it seemed really fun, just held back by the technology of the time. Its been 23 years, I bet if it was made today it would be pretty popular.

>>713096526 (OP)
firewarrior honestly wasnt a *bad* concept for a Tau game
it was just everything else about it that sucked

>>713098857
This is a T'au grandma

>>713099269
The pseudo-nose looks really fucking goofy, but she's still cool

>>713098269
Darktide is extra painful since Blackstone Fortress already exists and has an immediately better cast that would have fit perfectly for that kind of game.

Memes aside, if you were a human in the Tau Empire would they give you a state mandated gf from among the other humans in the Empire?

>>713097861
>>713097982
>>713098213
>>713098686
stop samefagging

>>713096526 (OP)
The fish can go fuck themselfs

>>713099404
Probably not. Eugenics and arrangements are only really practiced hard within the Tau castes, in part because Tau don't fully have the concept of romance.

>>713096526 (OP)
There is already a Tau game lol. Go and play it

>>713099404
I'm pretty sure it really depends on the situation of how you joined the Tau Empire to begin with. If you were on some hyper-overpopulated hive world, they honestly probably would sterilize a lot of people, but if you on a newly created colony, I imagine they would encourage population growth.

>>713096526 (OP)
still wish they leaned more into the "lizardmen but aliens" instead of the blueberries they became.

>>713099361
I appreciate the pseudo-nose, because it shows that there can be variation between T'au faces, just like how it is for humans

>>713099626
>look mommy I can post from my phone, too!

>>713099392
I'm still fucking pissed we didn't get this for darktide. There's 2 characters in DT that are good, all Ogryn variants and the cadian veteran. Every other available character is so vapid and shitty and non existent i can't even tell you their fucking class names despite having like 60 hours in shart tide and having played all characters and finished their builds

>>713099603
>lizardmen but aliens
Isn't that the Tarellians?
I hate the fact that all the interesting auxiliary races apart of the Tau Empire are basically entirely ignored, expect for the Kroot, Vespids and on rare occasions the Gue'vesa.

>>713096526 (OP)
Just don't overcharge it.

>>713099813
>gets proven wrong
>le butthurt
seethe more, queer ;)

>>713099417
>>713099813
holy shit I think it really might be a bot.

>>713099969
>>713099975
>he's still doing it

>>713098608
Craftworld eldar are just tall, gay space jews that larp as white supremacists to own hecking monkey chuds and lesser races (despite having 30k years of devastating failures LMAO). They sit inside all day stroking off their ancestors, trying to avoid a hellish fate they made for themselves by being greedy jews despite having the best odds to actually "fix" everything

>>713100108
Craftworlder have as much to do with creating Slaanesh as the the Necrons did. They're whole thing is being the only ones to survive because they saw that all their other fellow Eldar were being giga-degens and skedaddled. Only reason they fail all the time is because 40k as a setting is built around heckin spess mahreens.
Remember, the globo-homo faction in 40K has always been the Imperium of Man, regardless of how much people scream about them being Nazis.

>>713099875
There's also better enemy variety.
>Traitors
>Chaos Beastmen
>Spindle Drones
>Ur Ghuls
>Negavolt Cultists
>Rogue Psykers
>Chaos Space Marines mini-bosses
>Chaos Lord boss
>Ambull mini-boss (with Borewyrms)
Not to mention they can easily toss in some other enemies via Kill Team groups.

>>713099875
>and the cadian veteran
Of all the goddamn voices, you picked the single worst one?

>>713100390
Shut the fuck up, retard. Eldar are rhe reason everything is shit in 40k and it's up to the Imperium to fix it.

>>713096526 (OP)
Recklessly and without oversight

>>713101253
>it's up to the Imperium to fix it
kek, you have to be shitposting. You don't believe this.

>>713100816
His lines are way more interesting than the other 2. His voice sounds shitter yes, but the substance is better than the noise imo.

>>713096526 (OP)
fire warrior 2 female protag (sexy)

>>713101597
The Emperor is literally the only thing standing between the Chaos Gods and their complete victory, and he's going a damn good job at it.

>>713101253
>99% of chaos cultists are human
just don't get corrupted bro and chaos will go away

>>713097295
>I don't think commies are down with caste systems or eugenics.
the "true believers" aren't but the ones who actually end up in control usually are

>>713102139
>Chaos Gods spawned by Eldar; 1
>Chaos Gods spawned by Humans; 0

>>713101673
technically they never say what gender 1's protag was

>>713101684
The Emperor and the Imperium are literally the best thing to happen to Chaos. 40K is a shit hole because of the Emperor and his retarded ambitions. Most Chaos worshippers are Humans who turned to Chaos because the Imperium is fucking dogshit and retarded, and the Imperium self-sabotages itself constantly. That's the fucking point. For every genuinely righteous person in the Imperium like Gorillaman there's a millions corrupted dipshits.
I take it you think Super-Earth actually gives a shit about freedom and liberty, too.

>>713096526 (OP)
It's about being a Culexus and I go about my day slaughtering them. Maybe I do some social engineering while they scramble to pretend their ethereal slavemasters aren't dead.

>>713096526 (OP)
>one farm
>two buildings
>one is player home, another is a tau home
>female tau only
>you are tasked with breeding more tau
>you can make them to wear cowprint bikini

>>713103346
>Ah yeah dude ignore that one of the Chaos Gods is literally a fresh arrival thanks to the Eldar's endless hedonism birthing them into creation

>>713103776
Can humans even get a female Tau, pregnant?

>>713103909
The Emperor is literally prophesized as an ascendant Chaos God and the collective suffering that the Imperium has created has made the Warp even more violent and dangerous than it was prior. The Eldar fucking up doesn't change the fact that the IImperium genociding countless alien species, many of whom were peaceful, contributed to the issue.

>>713104148
You're not supposed to point that out!

>>713104043
If Orks can make their cars go faster by painting them red I can impregnate a Tau girl. Belief shapes reality and I believe very hard in breeding with alien girls.

>>713104463
The orks ability to think something into reality is massively overblown.

>>713104148
>The Emperor is literally prophesized as an ascendant Chaos God
Except he denied that fate by defying his Godhood before fighting Horus. And now he's becoming the only God of Order in the setting by way of the faith the Imperium has in him.
He literally did what the opposite of the Eldar; he STOPPED a Chaos God from forming. The prophecy about the Dark King failed.

>>713102564
Humanity most likely spawned khorne, and even if you choose to believe they didn't, they're the ones who propelled him to the spot he's at.
Humanity also spawned a primal murder chaos entity that might as well have become humanity's slaanesh did emps not seal it away.

>>713096526 (OP)
I wouldnt

>>713100390
>Craftworlder have as much to do with creating Slaanesh as the the Necrons did. They're whole thing is being the only ones to survive because they saw that all their other fellow Eldar were being giga-degens and skedaddled.
No, you're wrong, that was the Exodites (a.k.a. the eldar version of RL Amish who fucked off when the eldar society just started getting degenerate in major populations).
Craftworlders are the degenerates that still preserved some shreds of empathy and especially once they started seeing the reflection of what their degeneracies started forming in the Warp, i.e. eldar Slaaneshi (ex-)cultists who eventually regretted their participation and were lucky enough to manage to fuck off from the main eldar populated worlds before the last minute of Slaanesh's birth.
So yes, Craftworlders *are* absolutely to blame for the state of 40k, just a smidge less than the Commorites.
The only "guilt free" eldar (if you can even call it that, given that they practically abandoned the galaxy to its Chaos corruption) are the Exodites, essentially.

>>713104739
>only God of Order
Tau literally created a benevolent Warp God without even trying to

Does Chaos' sphere of influence extend outside of the Milky Way

>>713104861
>Humanity most likely spawned khorne

That's old canon, back when Fantasy and 40K shared the setting. In it Khorne gained consciousness during the Mongol invasions, as a result of the bloodbaths they committed, while Nurgle did during the Black Plague.

>>713105016
No, everyone in the Tau Empire EXCEPT the Tau did, since they themselves have too week of a Warp presence.

>>713105016
That's a greater daemon of Tzeentch sent to influence the Tau by manipulating their auxilaries.

Time doesn't exist in the Warp so the finger pointing is meaningless.
The Emperor was right

>>713105189
Greater Demons of Tzeentch cant do shit to Tau as we saw from the Fire Warrior book with it saying it would take centuries for it to break a single Ethereal, meanwhile the warp tauva entity has been grooming Shadowsun since she was studying to become a general

>>713105430
>Greater Demons of Tzeentch cant do shit to Tau
Hence why I said auxilaries
>Shadowsun
A Fire Caste stooge that lirerally exists to be manipulated

>>713104553
It is and it isn't. If you get a true, proper and genuine WAAAAGH then the power of the orkish warp field becomes much stronger. People just take end game tier Ork fuckery and pretend any single Ork can do that

>>713105189
Do you have proof of this or is this just headcanon?

>>713106347
GW themselves shoved that thing under the rug and have soft-retconned, same as the Ynnari.
Generally speaking it doesn't matter since that plot won't go anywhere.

>>713098746
>kroot are a cool, unique alien species
>forever stapled to blue humans and their mechs
It hurts.

>>713098746
sex with this thing

>>713106689
As of this edition you actually can make a full on Kroot army since they got a big refresh. If I'm not mistaken it was actually the meta pick for Tau for a bit.

>>713106623
Shadowsun is like one of the most well known T'au in 40k next to Farsight, I'm sure they won't be able to ignore her and the thing with the goddess forever

>>713107248
Anon it's a xenos plotline. It literally doesn't matter. Just like the Ynnari, or Octarius, or Pariah Nexus.

>>713097696
What sex soicuck? Where is the sex in OP?

I think Firewarrior could use a sequel.

>>713099392
Is that a fucking Man of Iron?

>>713108070
UR-025

>>713108070
Literally yes.
He put an Aquila on his chassis to fool techpriests into thinking he's just some sanctioned piece of archeotech.

>>713096526 (OP)
>tau dating sim
>life as human on tau world
>can move between the different tau castes dating tau and eat dumplings

>>713109070
>Each of the Tau refuses you at the last second, friendzoning you because Tau have no concept of lust or romance
>If you max out all of them you get a visit from an Ethereal who tells you to knock it off
>All you eat are dumplinga. Every meal is dumplings. You aren't allowed to eat anything else.

I want a warhammer Imperial Knights game that isn't a FUCKING MOBILE GAME
I WANT A WARHAMMER ARMORED CORE

>>713109453
Impeeial Knights are crude and hunchbacked.
We Wraithknight game would be better.

>>713109774
How about a game where you can play with each faction's knight type unit

>>713109894
Would be madly unbalanced, mainly because the Wraithknight exists.

>>713109412
Nah, it's more like the T'au would only get freaky with their assigned, ethereal-approved breeding partner, since it's actually encouraged in that case

>>713109453
>>713109774
They're more a Mechwarrior type of game.

Wraithknights and Tau Crisis suit are closer to the Armored Core experience.

You guys ever notice how xenos threads never take off?
Wonder why that it.

>>713111134
Xenos threads only take off if they're horny on main while Noldorfag not-so-quietly seethes in the corner.

Redpill me on Noldorfag. Is he like Froggy?

>>713111823
He's an autist really likes elves and happens to be gay. Not much else to say about it.

hooves

>>713111725
Almost like xenos are NPCs that barelt have fans.

>>713109412
>because Tau have no concept of lust or romance
Sure anon.. what nonsense will you claim next? How tau don't actually look like this?

>>713112736
That's the fun irony anon, Water Caste WOULD look like that whem sent to human worlds, they would just think it's weird how humans react to their appearance.

>>713104861
That's old lore, modern lore is that all three minus Slaanesh came into being during the Necron-Old Ones war

The Tau displays at Warhammer World were kind of mid.
Only the final exhibition room had anything of note.

>>713096526 (OP)
>be Tau guy in Mekka suit
>Fight Imperium
>defeat Imperium boss midway through the game
>haha, sike. True enemy is actually Chaos
>fight Chaos
>Final boss is yet another Greater Demon

Fire Warrior 2 where you play the role of a battlesuit pilot. Plays like AC6, you can customize your loadout and chassis each mission.

>>713113584
isn't that just the plot of fire warrior

>>713113584
>Pic
That wouldn't work. Not because of tech differnce, but because ceramite would be a blaster-resistant material.
Clones would absolutely fuck up Guard though

>>713110084
B-but.. that one warhammer game trailer

Tau are so cute. I wonder what they look like being smashed by a world eaters powermaul lol

>>713113584
WATCH THOSE BOLT ROCKETS

>>713114269
im pretty sure he has a half helmet and gets shot in the exposed part of his face

Reminder that if you punch a Tao, there is literally nothing they can do about it.

>>713114147
It's every fucking 40k games plot.

>>713109412
>you have to eat all the dumplings

>>713116308
>Eldar and Tau will forever be shafted attention wise because they're not expressly evil, so Marines don't look as heroic when gunning them down
>Orks, Nids/GSC, and Necrons are just designated jobbers now to make Marines look cooler during filler periods
>Chaos is all about Primarchs now, that way when Loyalist Primarchs returns at the end of the Edition they can have a big duel where the Loyalist wins via plot armor
Shit sucks.

>>713109412
You will eat all of the dumplings

>>713096526 (OP)
>captain

More like Shas'ui. Fucking retard doesn't even know the lore of what he is trying to shill.

>>713113948
Tautachan.

>>713116651
>>713116308
What would you rather it be? Personally I think Tau, Eldar and Dark Eldar need some major model/lore boosts.
Tau can easily incorporate more xenos like they did with Krauts.

This is why I'd love to see a Firewarrior sequel. We need a good new FPS anyways.

>>713117457
>Tau can easily incorporate more xenos like they did with Krauts.
The germans are fighting for the Tau?

I don't give a shit what the Tau actually look like and will continue to consume fan art of cute Tau girls

>>713100026
man your skin gets browner by every post

>>713096851
>Rogue Trader but the tech priest companion is now romancable

Thoughts on the new(ish) Tau goddess?

>>713118238
Everything that challenges the boring status quo with the Ethereals and their constant secret-keeping is good in my book.

>>713114269
if blaster plasma is anything like 40k plasma then its closer than you'd think

>>713096526 (OP)
I don't I make an ork game based on Shadow of Mordor/War.

>>713117530
I meant Kroot, got auto corrected. But yeah I'd like to see the T'au get more Xenos races like that.

I love taucows
I need taucow milk

>>713118029
but I'm not the resident tau coomer (resident, as in keep spamming the same threads on the same boards)

>>713106689
Tau are pretty cool, though.

Wish we would get a proper Firewarrior shooter that is essentially scifi call of duty that treats humans as Skaven.

>>713096526 (OP)
A horror shooter of some kind.
Start out dealing with a human rebellion on a tau controlled world for the prologue/act 1, then transfer to an Imperial controlled region. Move the player from the standard shiny tau sci-fi through increasing stages of grimdark. Start with a grimy hab-block, then into a servitor processing facility and all it's cyborg horrors. Then mix in some chaos elements that the Tau protagonist just thinks is more messed up human shit. Tau forces get stuck in between human factions fighting. And a brief interlude where you pilot a crisis suit in a high speed battle against space marines before getting trapped even deeper into the grim darkness.

Why do secondaries like T'au?
>because they're weeb gooners
Oh, that makes sense.

>>713118238
A god that fully endorses tau-human relations is clearly the superior deity.

>>713119691
Next to Craftworld Eldar the only good guy faction in the game

>>713119724
I want to improve "relations" with the Tau

>>713119467
I like to think it would be a fun setup to have some smaller Tau contingent stuck in some larger imperial-vs-chaos war, like being a slightly scifified UN/NATO peacekeeper during biblical apocalypse going down.

>>713098269
>>Spacemarine 1 is mainly space marines vs Orks with the occasional squad of chaos marines

>Has several levels that are tzeentch aligned only cultists tzaangors and Rubricae, Sorcerors, Terminators and several Hellbrutes.

> occasional squad of chaos marines

>>713120242
NTA, but, anon, do you know numbers?

>>713118238
She's cool but like everything else non-marine related, she will be forgotten forever or just retconned for being too interesting.

>>713096526 (OP)
By being one about killing them.

>>713119791
We're not the good guys anon. We're an expansionist and oppressive space empire following in the footsteps of DaoT humanity.

If you're waiting for the atrocities, for things to get worse? They already did, you just weren't paying attention.

>>713119791
Honestly, no, craftworld eldar are not good guys.
They haven't done anything about the black cruades. They haven't done anything about the rift. They refuse to do anything about the necrons.
Whenever their children get angry, they're kicked out and told to be pirates for several hundred years and to come back when they grow up. If you complain that they're starving entire planets, causing a chaos cult to take over a planet or aiding the current black crusade, it's "Not my problem".
Some of these children decide to become straight up dark eldar. Is that a problem for craftworld eldar? No. They're friends.

And then because the T'au are the Eldar's pet project, their proxy war race, you know neither of them are the "good guys" even before you ask how genocidal the T'au are.

How would (you) go about rimming my asshole?

>>713096921
>Obviously Hierarchical Authoritarian Dystopia where your birth defines how your life will go
>Looks Chinese
>People think it's Communist
How do people keep falling for this in vidya and IRL

>>713096526 (OP)
>Imagine being so badass, the setting makes you the standard to denote who's truly a badass
Can't wait for his redemption arc in 20 years and slice Typhus in half

>>713096526 (OP)
Id honestly make it a city planner with the option to spy on and manage small families sims style.

>>713120764
>hierarchical authoritarian dystopia
>chinese
>not communist

>>713121594
They're Hindus

>>713121594
Another one.

>>713121638
>>713121647
You haven't explained how they're not commies.
Next you'll say the Imperium isn't communist.

>>713121881
>How are they not communist
They have a Caste system.
>The Inperium isn't communist
They're an Empire with a planetary Aristocracy

>>713120561
Eldrad personally dueled and defeated Abaddon during one of the Black Crusades, and died defending Cadia during the original 13th Black Crusade. Eldar were the ones who saved the survivors from Cadia following the revised 13th Crusade.
Eldar have been helping Guilliman directly since his return, with a direct envoy on board Guilliman's flagship during the Plague Wars.
Alaitoc manipulated Imotekh into launching a full civil ear against Szarekh at the Pariah Nexus.
Your post is hollow.

>>713121881
You actually beat me at shitposting anon I was genuinely angry at you before you typed this.

>>713122214
Eldar really need more good characters. Only Eldrad and Vect really pop out. They're developing the Phienix Lords which is nice but they mostly just feel like hyper archetypes of their Aspect, not their own thing.

>>713122101
>caste
>aristocracy
How does that contradict communism?

>>713096526 (OP)
Firewarrior 2

>>713109453
Literally me, but given the way Knights move, I think it'd want it closer in gameplay to MechAssault

>>713122489
>They're developing the Phienix Lords which is nice
They aren't. The Phoenix Lord series got cancelled after two books to make way for the failed Ynnari trilogy. Valedor just got releeased on audiobook yet Iyanna Arienal and Prince Yriel both don't have models. Sylandri Veilwalker has been a major fifure for years and is among the few named Harlequin characters, but she'll never ger a model. There's numerous archetypes that could be filled for named Eldar characters but it's unlikely any of them happen considering Marines are the only armies to get special sub-faction releases now.

>>713108070
Don't be silly, don't you see the aquila? Totally a sanctioned admech robot.

I wouldn't. The Tau are lame. Fully automated gay space luxury autism communism lame.

What we need is a "heavy metal"-style movie about the horus heresy. Nothing else is as fleshed out or as paramount to the feel of the franchise

>>713106130
There's generally accepted phenomena amongst the ork population that reliably happen, like the colour thing and their tech working despite not having all the bits in place, then there's the stuff where you need a lot of boyz together so reality overlooks stuff, shit like a gun not running out of bullets until the ork remembers reloading. Then there's the stuff only weirdboyz can tap into, that's the full blown reality rewriting where you have a headache at the chaos champion barreling down on you and suddenly he's a squig.

>>713096786
it's OP trying to stir up controversy

>>713113948
they must chafe

>>713118238
She looks like she has freaky god-sex with the Emperor in the warp

>>713125620
The Horus Heresy is lame.

>>713125620
HH legitinately fucking sucks. The only good thing to come out of it is that the Word Bearers won.

>>713096526 (OP)
Kroot guerilla warfare.

>>713126513
>>713126747
2012 called and wants its ironic shitposting back

>>713126941
Dude, HH fucking SUCKS. How can defend that steaming pile of shit?

>>713126941
>Hey man it would be awesome if we took this sci fi setting about shitty humans, crazy daemons, and spooky aliens and instead just made it abourlt how Blue Marine feels sad that he has to fight Red Marine because of their conflicting daddy issues
Nah, fuck off.

>>713127261
It is literally the origin story of the 80s cocaine fueled plagiarist starship trooper grim dark parody. If you hate the core premise go play something else
>>713127269
i think I got 2007 on the line now too

>>713127261
>>713127269
Falling for trolling when you know he's trolling is a form of kindness, but I think you two could do to be a little more cruel.