Thread 713102086 - /v/ [Archived: 890 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:43:49 PM No.713102086
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It’s out.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:51:14 PM No.713102681
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:53:56 PM No.713102920
>>713102681
You will play this divegrass game with me and you will have fun you piece of shit.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:56:19 PM No.713103095
You’re supposed to make a ragebait thread, otherwise no one is going to click on your thread to actually talk about video games. Also apparently the pc game pass version doesn’t have cross play with steam for some inane reason
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:56:34 PM No.713103110
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>>713102920
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:57:31 PM No.713103171
I saw Enel plaly it and it was really boring
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:01:22 PM No.713103445
I kinda like the idea of sports games but I don’t like how disposable they are with the yearly licensed games. I think a game like this is actually perfect. Too bad it’s soccer and not hockey, a real man’s sport.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:02 PM No.713104074
>>713103095
Man, that sucks. I was hoping Game Pass would keep the game alive and I'd have quicker queue times.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:10:54 PM No.713104147
>>713104074
>I was hoping others would suck cock like me
Embarrassing.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:11:55 PM No.713104220
>>713103171
>I WATCH GAY PEOPLE
Kill yourself.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:14:12 PM No.713104379
American here. Explain to me the appeal of this ‘sport’
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:15:01 PM No.713104431
>>713102086 (OP)
>rocket league but with people
how original
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:25:52 PM No.713105242
>>713104220
he has a kid
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:26:53 PM No.713105321
>>713104379
everyone played it as a kid and self inserts
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:28:02 PM No.713105410
>>713102086 (OP)
The game is unironically already dead because of 30$+no crossplay
What were they thinking
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:28:37 PM No.713105456
>>713104379
The same as stretched out people bouncing a ball and then throwing it at a small metal ring
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:30:41 PM No.713105612
>>713105410
what is it with indians demanding every game to be free now? i miss the internet prior to starlink giving you jeets access
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:31:56 PM No.713105703
>>713104379
basketball, baseball and american football feel more like made up sports, so much arbitrary rules. and if you try to explain baseball rules people will think you are pranking them
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:34:45 PM No.713105917
>>713105612
>already 10+min waiting time to find a game
Yeah, the game should have been free, like literally every single successful game in that market
Also
>paid game
>still full of microtransactions
lmao
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:34:45 PM No.713105918
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these threads always expose the nerds that whose childhoods memories solely consists of staying inside and playing video games. they didn’t play sports in the park with their friends so they can’t appreciate sport video games
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:34:52 PM No.713105925
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>>713102086 (OP)
>fortnite playing soccer
>this is a new slop we need

kek
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:37:04 PM No.713106093
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>>713102920
I'm waiting for the real footy kino
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:37:14 PM No.713106101
>>713104379
As an American getting into it, there's a lot of depth and fun to be found in positioning. Figuring out how to drive opponents to the outside to limit their shooting options, how to overload on offense and defense and shut down or open up passing lanes without leaving key spaces too unguarded, figuring out how much you want to focus on possession vs. attempts at the goal. It's pretty cool.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:37:45 PM No.713106137
Goated game, you amerifats wouldn't get it you're too obese to put down the burger and kick a ball even once in you're lives
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:38:48 PM No.713106223
why didnt they just make Sifu 2?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:40:36 PM No.713106363
>>713105410
that's wild
I'm not interested in this SHIT but I kept seeing it in steam top sellers, and videos for the game got a ton of views
unironically what happened?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:45:31 PM No.713106720
It’s been out for 12 hours, therefore enough time for /v/ to issue its verdict for its entire life. Too bad people who have jobs won’t even get to play it before it was pronounced dead. Didn’t even make it to its first weekend.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:56:32 PM No.713107646
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>>713106720
This, game is dea-
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:00:58 PM No.713107979
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Feel kinda shit for doing this since it works on me too easily when I'm goalkeeping
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:22:31 PM No.713109578
>>713107979
I get fucked with as GK plenty, but I swear the straight vertical leap has a faster recovery time. Kinda on him for going with the full horizontal dive on the first shot.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:32:45 PM No.713110395
>>713102086 (OP)
Completely soulless attempt at capturing the magic of Rocket League.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:36:35 PM No.713110703
>FROM THE CREATORS OF SIFU
Oh hell yeah
>A GAY, BORING, WORSE VERSION OF ROCKET LEAGUE!!!
N-nani!?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:37:23 PM No.713110754
>>713102681
Kek, fpbp
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:39:58 PM No.713110957
>>713110395
>>713110703
I don't understand why they didn't make it some kind of kung fu soccer mashup type game. Add combat abilities, make it really off the wall. Looking at this does just make me want to play Rocket League instead and I haven't touched that game in a very long time.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:41:56 PM No.713111113
>>713105918
They have no love of footie and can only relate it to Rocket League. Very sad indeed
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:42:19 PM No.713111138
>>713110957
It reminds me of that Soapstars game that flopped hard a couple years ago.
>Hmmm what if we took Splatoon, a fun creative game idea with stylised characters
>And made a shitty knock off with characters who are humans with side cuts
I hate game devs so fucking much. Imagine playing this with friends instead of just buying a ball and going to a park.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:44:46 PM No.713111334
>>713105918
>>713111113
Playing soccer was my ride through college. I still think this game looks like a bad Rocket League.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:45:19 PM No.713111370
>>713111138
Also makes me think of that car combat game that was trying to be like an esports/Overwatch version of Twisted Metal from a few years ago. Can't remember the name but it was cringe and died immediately despite being given for free on PS+ day one.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:47:34 PM No.713111548
>>713102086 (OP)
Buy an ad
It's still the shitty basic slop that sifu was
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:48:33 PM No.713111608
>>713102086 (OP)
I remember wanting to play a game like this... over a decade ago
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:52:17 PM No.713111896
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AIIEEEEEE THE FUMBLE I don't blame him sensitivity is shit if you're passing to shoot on mouse, also we were losing bigly
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:55:42 PM No.713112159
>>713102086 (OP)
It's ok but gets boring quick
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:00:27 PM No.713112558
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>>713104379
I saw an "American Football" game live once when I was in Minneapolis.
I do not believe this is a real sport, there were 2 hours of ads and 10 minutes of roided up tards running on a square then all action stopping after 10 seconds.
Also you retards can't cheer or chant or burn some flares for shit, they needed huge screens to direct the audience into cheering some gay ass 1-2-3-we're gonna win bullshit.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:27:29 PM No.713114640
>>713111896
Did they fix the bugs they had in release with kicking the ball to the enemy team after a goal and shitty netcode?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:36:09 PM No.713115317
>>713105410
>The game is unironically already dead
>90k players on launch plus whatever is on console
>dead game
are you retarded or something? and once they get crossplay in, itd be even better.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:38:07 PM No.713115472
>>713114640
>kicking the ball to the enemy team after a goal
yes
>shitty netcode?
no, also i think 5v5 is bugged. takes 10 minutes to find a match.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:40:39 PM No.713115665
>>713114640
From reviews and streams I watched today, I saw a lot of bad lag and netcode issues. Haven't played it myself but it looks pretty damn game breaking if it's this consistent across everyone's experience.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:41:59 PM No.713115776
Does Kepler making a five bajillion dollars from Expedition 33 forebode well or bad for this game?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:55:14 PM No.713116736
>>713115472
Bummer, wake me up when the ball going through the goalkeeper or suddenly teleporting next to you
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:18:39 PM No.713118384
$29.99? No thank you. Have fun. Call me when it's free-to-play.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:34:27 PM No.713119574
>>713118384
Said every brown child that is the target audience.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:37:04 PM No.713119756
>>713118384
still doing fine without f2p thirdie
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:37:26 PM No.713119781
>>713118384
Did they make Fifa and Rocket League free to play? No?

There's your answer.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:51:06 PM No.713120751
>ah yes we will have our multiplayer game compete with major titles with established cult followings by making new players pay $29.99 plus tip
k glhf
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:53:55 PM No.713121000
>>713118384
Peaked at 92k today. You won't be missed.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:56:34 PM No.713121191
>>713120751
see>>713121000
and thats with gamepass stealing players and a pretty bad launch with network issues, which is a major problem for a MP game. theyll be fine.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:02:42 AM No.713121713
looks fun actually
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:03:05 AM No.713121743
>25 second queue for casual 3v3 match
>2 guys with custom uniform, profile pic and title
>they play by themselves and score 5 goals in a row without the other team touching the ball once
>"we" win
>everyone on the other team has the rookie title and default pic

I don't remember having such a shit experience in a multilayer game and I've played every shit game and "won"
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:00 AM No.713121827
>playing goalie
>other goalie gets a save
>runs forward out of box
>teleports in front of me and kicks it in immediately
wtf happened? are there penalties or something?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:05:03 AM No.713121910
>>713121191
Holy shit steamies are the most pathetic shit in the world, what a small rotten brain you have.

Even worse than actually talking about steam charts is replying with something like that. Fucking pathetic
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:06:34 AM No.713122029
>>713107979
>>713111896
Nauseating. Why's it so shaky? Do zoomers really enjoy this?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:06:42 AM No.713122034
>>713121827
>auto server selection
>shit servers

It's a dead game so it'll put you on a 300ping game in Brazil and shit itself trying to sync the movement
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:06:52 AM No.713122050
>>713121910
>heh nobody will play this game because its not F2P!
>actually people are playing this game.
>LOL STEAMIE YOU DUMB
ok retard
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:08:02 AM No.713122130
>>713122029
It's "" "" "realistic" "" "" " head bobbing
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:10:35 AM No.713122313
>>713122130
Gross, lol, can you turn that off? As well as the super duper mega epic shakes when you kick the ball? lmao
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:11:09 AM No.713122359
Why isn't there a camera lock that locks to the balls perspective like Rocket League
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:17:01 AM No.713122761
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>>713122313
yes
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:18:40 AM No.713122885
Passing is fucking awful
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:21:47 AM No.713123108
>>713122761
>Reduce or remove
Uh, so are they reduced or removed? What the fuck did they mean by this lol
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:24:56 AM No.713123331
>>713122029
You're just a genetic dead end that probably can't drive a car.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:25:04 AM No.713123338
>>713123108
its on a scale, so you can reduce or remove it.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:26:42 AM No.713123469
>>713123338
Ah, didn't see that there was a scale; I thought it was just a checkbox. Thanks for the info.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:26:53 AM No.713123479
>>713102086 (OP)
I loved the beta test but after playing it thoroughly, I don't really see this having the complexity going forward, say versus Rocket League and being able to fly and having exploding cars shit.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:27:34 AM No.713123548
Most goals scored are the keeper just being janky and not working right. Guy dives left to save the ball and it just goes Too far or not enough and doesn't magnetise to his gloves.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:28:45 AM No.713123641
>>713123479
good, fuck that flying autism. just some simple football is all that is needed.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:29:22 AM No.713123695
>>713104379
Messi kicked a ball today and it went into the net
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:30:08 AM No.713123751
looked at the clips ITT and it feels like a joke to say it "looks like rocket league" but... I mean it kinda does just look like a shittier rocket league
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:53:26 AM No.713125478
>>713107979
You can tell if he's going to kick it to the wall because it's angled up high, that's why your instinct is always to hit triangle to do a jumping catch. Ignore your instinct and wait for the second kick. The odds of him actually shooting the ball above your head and hitting that goal are extremely small, I've seen it hit just under the bar and make a goal once. That's even if he's trying to score and not just trick you with the rebound pass to himself. Just don't take the bait.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:31:37 AM No.713128253
What are you supposed to do about people flicking the ball up?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:32:02 AM No.713128276
>>713102086 (OP)
wow. it is like rocket league but without cars, thats crazy
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:32:49 AM No.713128340
>>713128253
as a goalie or as a player?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:34:03 AM No.713128434
Why would I play this over Rocket League?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:35:37 AM No.713128532
No chance this game has a skill ceiling even remotely as high as Rocket Leagues.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:41:06 AM No.713128943
>>713128340
Either.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:42:58 AM No.713129082
>>713128943
as a player i like to not immediately bite on defence, giving just a little spacing and applying pressure without immediately tackling. as gk, its the same, i like to wait for the shot to see where it goes because gk is really forgiving with how hard the ball magnetises
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:51 AM No.713129526
I LITERALLY can't hold the ball for more than one second wtf
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:53:20 AM No.713129846
>>713104379
It's pretty hard and seeing someone do someone make it look easy is pretty cool. Also, it's fun to play as a defender and brexit tackle your mates.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:32 AM No.713129943
>>713129846
>and seeing someone do someone
Oh god, I fucked that up
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:56:10 AM No.713130080
Any tips for tackling people? I feel like it's easier to do on the controller than mouse and keyboard.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:05:55 AM No.713130757
>>713104379
I got a game you can try which is pretty noob friendly, just go buy a ball and gather your mates. Stand in a circle with some space between you ofc, and now you're going to give up the ball(just take it into your hands and kick it into the air). Now someone other than the person who gave it up has to kick it back up and preferably over to one of your mates. The ball can only touch the ground once or the guy who kicked it last loses a life. You only get to touch the ball once, and then once of your mates have to touch it before you can touch it again.
You get three lives each and once you found the winner, the losers line up against a wall with the butts facing towards the winner, who gets to thundercunt the ball at you. Rinse and repeat.
It should teach you some ball control and be decently fun while you're at it. Also, once you all git gud, you can add or remove rules.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:31:59 AM No.713132531
>>713128434
if you get filtered by RL, then you play this
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:34:07 AM No.713132673
>fifa: >:(
>fifa, indie: <@:O
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:01:04 AM No.713134323
>>713104379
If your sport has more than 5 rules (I.e. all American sports), it’s a bad sport
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:01:56 AM No.713134368
>>713132673
its soccer. people love soccer.
Replies: >>713134590
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:03:57 AM No.713134492
>>713105612
Every new game does within 6 months. You’d have to be a retard to spend money on a new multiplayer game.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:05:17 AM No.713134562
Is there a visible difference between a shot and a lob? People just hit a lob off the wall and then shoot the rebound.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:05:51 AM No.713134590
>>713134368
yes and it does nothing fifa hasn't been doing for almost 20 years
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:06:18 AM No.713134621
>>713107979
Shooting above the goal should just instantly give the keeper the ball.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:08:00 AM No.713134710
>I get the ball ( Either randomly tackled out by a scramble or i intercept it )
>I find an oppen teammates or open space
>They try to dribble 1v4
>They lose the ball
>Back to step 1
It's all so tiresome.
Replies: >>713134847
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:09:02 AM No.713134773
It looks fun. I’ve always wanted a sports game that actually let you play the sport instead of letting the AI do it for you. Too bad it’s not free to play. I don’t spend money on multiplayer games.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:10:02 AM No.713134847
>>713134710
Just like the real sport
Replies: >>713135308
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:12:25 AM No.713134979
>>713134590
>yes and it does nothing fifa hasn't been doing for almost 20 years
except being 5v5 and more acradey than the sim-like nature of fifa? dont play dumb.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:15:48 AM No.713135171
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I really just can't take the soccer world seriously
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:18:10 AM No.713135308
>>713134847
Modern football barely have any duel.
Shit, even in kid football (in club) the little lads pass the ball over constantly attempting to dribble.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:25:37 AM No.713135729
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I just want picrel to release already...
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:26:06 AM No.713135754
>>713107979
Thats retarded. Why would shooting above the goal just give you the ball back. it should be out of bounds and the goalie should get it.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:27:07 AM No.713135810
>>713110957
Literally all they had to do was make a Shaolin Soccer game.
Replies: >>713136252
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:35:34 AM No.713136252
>>713135810
You're talking as if the initial sales are low, it's a success for them so far.
Shaolin Soccer does not have the same mainstream appeal as a regular one person footy game.
Replies: >>713136657
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:42:24 AM No.713136657
>>713136252
Its doesnt have to be called shaolin soccer. It just had to be soccer but with combat. Combat Footie.