Why did WOW make the goblins sexy!?

Maybe if you're a chronically hydroponic addlepatoomer

>>713102839 (OP)
I got something she can start goblin if you catch my drift.

>>713102839 (OP)
In old-school Warcraft, everything had to be at least one of sexy, funny, and cool and preferably two of them

>>713103024
>chronically hydroponic addlepatoomer
wat

>>713102839 (OP)
You gonna post the sexy goblin?

i honestly dont know. i guess because dranei were popular and were selling their taunting for gold

The male Goblins are sexy?

>>713102839 (OP)
>>713103279
The only good goblin is a dead goblin

Shortstacks and midgets are shit

>>713102839 (OP)
>Why did WOW make the goblins sexy!?
The real question is how do you not make goblins sexy? It's impossible.

>>713103024
we speak english here sir

purple goblins

>>713104139
Light gray goblins

Why did LoL make the Yordles sexy?

>>713102839 (OP)
Because they love me
But mainly because they remember the almost 0% pickrate on female trolls when they made them non-sexy and actually similar to the males

>Goblin
>Female
>Warrior
Time to play WoW

>>713102839 (OP)
we all know what people really imagine them to be when they masturbate to those players, right

>>713104672
Speak for yourself.

>>713103810
>The only good goblin is a mind goblin

3 wow threads up rn

>>713104835
but I am

>still no game where the cast is primarily sexy goblin women
why

>>713102839 (OP)
Everyone used to be sexy in WoW.

goblin wives

>>713104903
>goblins are warcraft
underage

>>713105296
>Why did WOW make the goblins sexy!?
retard

I'm sorry you fell for my stealth gob thread anon

They're gonna be gobbling alright...

>>713106230
And I'm sorry you are too stupid to check what is in the catalogue before making a 3rd thread on the same game that should be in /vg/

>>713106349
Why are you still here?

>>713106453
The people that actually play most get really defensive about them. Chances are he came into the thread expecting to argue with people who legitimately care about wow

Goblin pubes

Yes or no?

>>713107470
depends on the owner of the goblin

for me its city goblins

goblins are cool but tauren women are where its at

Get it out and pump already.

>>713102839 (OP)

>>713109129
i will find out if she has a gagreflex

>>713109040
Show me the pubes

>>713109040
Not even a gooner.
Just like em' shorties, simple as.

>>713109289
Pubes are earned, not demanded.

>>713110161
>Glass her

>>713110161
how about facefucking while using her ears as handles

Retail WoW is a terrible game. However, I acknowledge retail WoW's valuable contributions to pornography. Goblins and Vulpera are a gift from heaven.

>>713110161
ywn swipe a credit card between those cheeks
would she make a beep noise

>>713110485
I'd love that. Erm I mean she'd love that.
>>713110591
Swipe the front too to get double charged.

>>713110591
depends on the card it can range between annoyance and a moan

>>713110810
i havent met a single 4chan user that is talented at rp
that being said i will spitroast you with that other dude while we drink beers.

>>713110845
does she just know the credit limit it has?

I like how goblins have at least somewhat stayed the same while still getting some changes that chilled them out a little. Every other race has been basically neutered and turned into a wimp but a goblin would still engage in slavery or launch nukes at cities for a profit.

>>713111042
I prefer hard liquor over beer and double anal pounding.

>Want to draw a Goblin.
>She never comes out right.

Goblins don't look like that

>>713111643
thats because you are supposed to cum in her

>Thread devolves into shitty gay erp
Every time

>>713102839 (OP)
WOW! Hot a what Baabhabhiat!

>>713111907
Not true. I'm depressed.

>>713111907
Your fault for not just jerking it.

When drawing Goblin girls, what are some things to keep in mind? I know the ears is one of them as is the short stature, but what else?

>>713113414
definitely fat tits, one tit should be roughly as big as the head. also sharp teeth but DSL

>>713114204
Why is this bitch dressed like that. I bet she doesn't actually know how to dance

fat "goblin" culo

>>713115524
she is a big fan of shantae (i give her my gameboy between breeding sessions)

>>713115538
Yordles are all peak sex, they need to make more of them.

>>713116281
they only make nogs, generic safe-horny women, or twinks now
they are not doing any more femyordles
the last one they did was TFT exclusive, i think
Yordles were the reason I wanted to try out the Riot MMO. Even if the game was as, I could at the very least make my own sexo femyordle
Sadly the game is vaporware, so we'll never get that

>no RPG where one of your companions is a disgustingly humble, brave and small woman whose sole motivation is to help people
Need.

WoW goblins are not only visually unappealing, but badly damaged the pop culture idea of goblins for over a decade

>>713117237
you gonna cry about it?

>>713102839 (OP)
Need goblin gf

you guys should go out there and meet with a latina girl. Short, big ass, some of them are lieteral goblinas

>>713117427
that's not a goblin, that is a pig

>>713117384
No, but I am going to insult you over it

>>713117569
Don’t be rude, goblins are very sensitive

>>713117427
That's goblina not goblin!