>why is donky kong acting like a goofball
>oh my god they retconned the mfking DOnky kong lore
>who the fuck asked for cool destruction physics FUCK that

>>713105807 (OP)
You’ll get your own generic knock offs soon paco, be patient

>>713105807 (OP)
Nintendo IPs are now targeted towards 8 year olds. Expect more bubbly wubbly baby shit in the near future.

>>713105807 (OP)
Why does he look so plastic? Especially the fur? It’s very unappealing. Whatever, its a game for children 6-12.

>artificial whimsy
>erasing decades of the franchise's history... le good
>safe scripted bespoke press X to awesome """physics"""
Truly a game for midwits like yourself.

Yeah it’s trash but hey at least we got Tropical Freeze

>>713106172
>now
i hate to tell you this anon but its been like this for a very very very long time. in fact mario has always literally been the "super bouncy fun time" series

>>713105807 (OP)
>why is donky kong acting like a goofball
monkey

>>713106172
>Nintendo IPs are now targeted towards 8 year olds.
Yeah, the extended Mario universe definitely does; has been for a while.

Not sure about the Zelda IP yet. They keep trying to appeal to kids but time and time again, it doesn't really work. I think Nintendo finally accepted this with BoTW, ToTK and EoW's sales, and now they're finally realizing YA audience & up is the way to go for that one.
Meanwhile they already cornered the degenerate manchild weeb market with Xenoblade, Fire Emblem and Splatoon.
And Metroid is their only real IP aimed at an adult target demographic.