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Anonymous No.713105807 [Report] >>713105997 >>713106172 >>713106231 >>713106605
are nin-toddlers retarded or what?
>why is donky kong acting like a goofball
>oh my god they retconned the mfking DOnky kong lore
>who the fuck asked for cool destruction physics FUCK that
Anonymous No.713105997 [Report]
>>713105807 (OP)
You’ll get your own generic knock offs soon paco, be patient
Anonymous No.713106172 [Report] >>713106525 >>713106646
>>713105807 (OP)
Nintendo IPs are now targeted towards 8 year olds. Expect more bubbly wubbly baby shit in the near future.
Anonymous No.713106231 [Report]
>>713105807 (OP)
Why does he look so plastic? Especially the fur? It’s very unappealing. Whatever, its a game for children 6-12.
Anonymous No.713106240 [Report]
>artificial whimsy
>erasing decades of the franchise's history... le good
>safe scripted bespoke press X to awesome """physics"""
Truly a game for midwits like yourself.
Anonymous No.713106368 [Report]
Yeah it’s trash but hey at least we got Tropical Freeze
Anonymous No.713106525 [Report]
>>713106172
>now
i hate to tell you this anon but its been like this for a very very very long time. in fact mario has always literally been the "super bouncy fun time" series
Anonymous No.713106605 [Report]
>>713105807 (OP)
>why is donky kong acting like a goofball
monkey
Anonymous No.713106646 [Report]
>>713106172
>Nintendo IPs are now targeted towards 8 year olds.
Yeah, the extended Mario universe definitely does; has been for a while.

Not sure about the Zelda IP yet. They keep trying to appeal to kids but time and time again, it doesn't really work. I think Nintendo finally accepted this with BoTW, ToTK and EoW's sales, and now they're finally realizing YA audience & up is the way to go for that one.
Meanwhile they already cornered the degenerate manchild weeb market with Xenoblade, Fire Emblem and Splatoon.
And Metroid is their only real IP aimed at an adult target demographic.