>I-I'm the guy that punched the boulder that one time in my 20s...p-please respect me!
What a washed up loser

>>713106817 (OP)
>people like the unfunny skinny redditor twink more than the buff serious chad
Huh.

Give it up, Ethan. You're dead because your games sucked.

I never really liked Chris. He has nothing interesting going for him.

When I finished RE7 I thought Chris at the end was his son.

What's next for the Redfield bloodline?

Well I would like to learn more about his female operator friend.

For me, it's RE1 Live action, RE5 and RE6 Chris.

>20s
I think he was already in his 30s by RE5.

>>713106956
RE6 tried. The problem is it's RE6.

>>713107134
Rose is going to get together with a black guy and become a strong independent single mother

>>713106817 (OP)
The face of a man who failed his quest to get his sister fucked.

>>713107435
Yeah, I think he was mid 30s by 5. By 6, he should be in the late 30s/early 40s.

>>713107381
Chris has so many redesigns it's kind of crazy. I miss the roided look though.

>>713107381

ETHAN NO

>>713107780
Tekken 3 Yoshi all the way. Always loved that one.

>>713106817 (OP)
Chris looks like both Scofield brothers in RE8

>>713107780
3 is peak. Everything after 3 is fking tryhard.
More is less, you dumbfucks

>>713107441
Last I checked Rose is not part of the bloodline

sex with chris!

>>713107997
lmao
sure
you really think Ethan could knock up a woman with his mold cum?

>>713108146
Chris cannot get it up

At least middle-aged chris is kinda hot?

>>713106817 (OP)
sexbeast

>>713106817 (OP)
Wesker plz

>>713106817 (OP)
It took him 10 minutes to completely destroy the infected in RE8.

>>713106920
This. 5 is still the pinnacle of the franchise

>>713106901
chris is small time

>>713107871
Hands down, it's the definite design

roided chris is best chris

I like how even one of Chris' squadmates tells him he should have just told Ethan the truth from the beginning.

>>713107260
We were supposed to play as all these guys...

Reminder that this is a CHRIS REDFIELD series Jillfags
>But
RE1? CHRIS' GAME
RE2? REDFIELD DNA
RE3? was originally a spinoff off RE2, MORE REDFIELD DNA
Code Veronica? RE5? RE6? ALL CHRIS BABY
Rev? Rev 2? 7? 8? The REDFIELD STARDOM continues
Re4 was the only game where Chris was generous enough to give to Leon as a thank you for helping his sister in RE2
Jillfags in shambles, this is and always has been a CHRIS REDFIELD

>>713108468
Chris has been burned, shot, exploded, every single definition of violence has been subjected to him and he still came out of all of them stronger than ever
Meanwhile, Ethan dies to a fucking punch from a hillbilly KEK WHAT A LOSER

>>713108508
Can’t tell if bait or retarded

>>713109053
What I don't get is why Mother Miranda even did any of that shit
Mia says she was experimented on so Miranda clearly had her locked up for awhile, at least a few weeks minimum. Why didn't Miranda just pick up Rose and go "Hey Ethan I'm going to the grocery store with Rose okay be back in an hour" and then walk outside and fly off with Rose

>>713106817 (OP)
I liked him when he was Freddie Prinze jr

>>713107260
Jill is too old now

>>713112213
And?

>>713112213
GILF Jill
JILF

>>713106817 (OP)
30+... we are dead

>>713112213
She isn't. See Resident Evil Nightmare Island for further details. Wesker's super soldier serum rejuvenated her and slowed down her aging process.

>>713113910
>Wesker's super soldier serum rejuvenated her and slowed down her aging process.
God I hate post-Umbrella lore so fucking much

>>713106956
yup he got too edgy i got it he got pissed after mansion but after wesker he shouldnt be an emotional tryhard antiterrorist retard like 6

>>713110446
more like he endured super blunt damage of wesker rest isnt canon and its nonsense ethan dies of that cause then he couldnt have will and be another baker

>>713106901
he is funny meanwhile he doesnt say random spanish onelines but now his demake edgy version is canon

>>713108076
hi jill

>>713114007
It really do be like that.

My wife

>>713110584
Can tell you had no friends to play with.

>>713107780
3 is a straight up morrowind op character

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>Entire story happens because Chris wasn't upfront with Ethan
>Then he puts Ethan in danger when he sends him up to fight magneto in the tank he built
Chris is a fucking moron.

>>713117803
>Chris is a fucking moron
No, the writer is a fucking moron

>>713117803
>sends him up to fight magneto in the tank he built
This was kinda kino desu. That fight was crazy.

If jungle goddess Sheva couldn't tame Chris, it's already over for him.

>>713118591
It was, but it directly led to Ethan's death, when supposedly the entire game and even the reason he shot what's her name and captured him was to keep him safe.

>>713106817 (OP)
FUCK MY AGING SISTER LEON

>>713107780

I was always partial to his alternate look from 5.

>>713106956
Yeah he was always a boring fag. Leon is much better as a protag (until they neutered him in the remakes).

My womb is fertile, I'm ovulating Leon. If you ejaculate inside of me I'll have twins<3

>>713106817 (OP)
Chris was 36 in Resident Evil 5. If you're going to good on the lore, at least get it right. Otherwise an autist like me will come along and make you look like a retard.

>>713110596
Capcom clearly wrote the
>Chris barges into Ethan's house, shoots his wife dead, then knocks him out for shock value
first before trying to make a story about it.

God RE8 was such garbage.

>>713108220
are you remembering the balls?

>>713118958
No
In fact I'll make you even madder and say
>Resident Evil 0 takes place after 1
>Leon A and Claire B is the canon scenario
>Mr X and Nemesis are the same
>Jill was 25 when she got brainwashed by Wesker

>>713119185
Oh no, you really owned me by intentionally acting like a retard! How will I ever recover from you making a clown out of yourself!?

>>713119295
Oh yeah you're seething

>>713119586
>Gets called out for being a retard
>"Y-y-you're seething!!!!"

NTA, but you're embarrassing yourself anon. Just take the L and move on. You'll get him next time.

>>713119909
>Now he's pretending to be someone else
Damn I didn't know I pissed you off THAT much kek!

>>713106817 (OP)
I look like this

>>713118958
>>713119295
>>713119909
positively and utterly MALDING

>>713120306
>"Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person"

What causes this delusional behavior?

>>713121539
Still mad!? Wow