Why did they turn Donkey Kong into LGBTQIA2S+ Kong?

He cute. Especially in those new transformations.

Explain how anything about this design is "woke"
Shit? Yes. Woke? How?

>>713109113
Woke turns things into shit.

I look at this fit and I think of Sonic, not faggotry. Is this the latest smear tactic?

Sonic Kong?!

So far the only people I've seen defend this are tendies and gay coomer weirdos that can only think about gooning 24/7.

Asexuals aren’t part of the LGBT community any more because the fags decided that we’re just psychopaths, or straight men pretending not to like beef portals in order to get more access to frumpy alt chicks.

>>713109208
So if you slip and fall on dog poop, that's woke?

>>713109113
He's a poc (primate of color)

>>713109208
Are you woke?

>>713108681 (OP)
retard

>>713109314
LGBTQ was always about sex obsession being normalized. People think about sex, these people make it their entire personality to think about sex.

Remember that "perfect Mario reference statue"? Remember how autismos dont like change? They decided to make DK more expressive and yes, the success of the movie probably influences that. Some people and Nintendo know that standards are kept for a reason, but some of them are willing to roll the dice, probably knowing full well that it will be divisive with the fanbase. As for the woke thing, "woke" is slowly becoming the new way to say this thing is "gay" which is actually to say "this thing is lame, and I dont like it"

>>713109526
The people that say this are typically the types that reduce gay people down to nothing but their gayness. Just projecting their own thoughts.

>>713109113
Septum-piercing-coded tie ring

>>713108681 (OP)
He’s sexy and he knows it

>>713109851
Gay people do that on their own all the time. All it takes is for a little positive attention from femoids the first time they act like a queen diva, and they will make total flamer their entire personality for life.