Thread 713110563

Heh, so true!

what is the artist tag / @ / url so i can find the rest of these?

Yeah!

>>713111457
Pretty sure most were just some Anon and his edits here.

zomg...
lol w!
pwned!

>>713111543
post the katamari edit nigger

i'm 34 years old

>>713111457
https://catbox.moe/c/32c3rv

>>713113061
huh this looks like something i drew. im not sure if i did but i do love sperging over deus ex

Where do I find a girl like this god damn they can't be entirely fictional right

>>713111543
Honestly been kind of feeling this way about my girlfriend. I keep asking her to hang out more (It's been like five weeks) and she keeps blowing me off.

>>713113061
>>713113243
Huh shit I looked it up on b4k and I'm pretty sure this is something I drew. Wild that someone actually saved it.

>>713113260
I had one for a while.
The only possible reason a girl like the one in these comics can exist AND want anything to do with someone like the guy in them is if she has some major psychological issues that WILL become a major issue for you and they won't be cute or endearing in any conceivable way, nor will you escape completely unharmed in the inevitable breakdown of the relationship

>>713114540
sounds like the issues a friend of mine had, though we also had an unhinged autist in the friend group heavily contributing to the issue.

>>713113281
five fucking weeks?
holy shit
cut her off already

wouldn't call something like this a gf

>>713110563 (OP)
Whoa, I've seen this comic before! It's so fun to see it again! I definitely can't simply go to my picture folder and reread it myself.

Where do I obtain a gf like this?
I hate videogames too.

>>713114856
Yeah, I just have a thing for her since she's literally my first, and I enjoy the animal videos she records for me.

>>713115063
well you're just hurting more in the process
better cut of the rotting limb before it infects your whole system

>>713113260
Where do I find a guy like that?

>>713115272
for your own safety i hope you're not gay

>>713112510
>Girl who stinks good.
I need a girl like this in my life god fucking damn.

>>713115346
I am unfortunately. Maybe I just think it sounds good because I don't have it.

>>713114990
NTR expert here. If anon doesn't give a single shit about the girl it is in no way or form NTR. Not even BSS since he never cared.

>>713115272
Right here. Hey handsome~

>>713115875
What vidya do you play, anon?

>>713110563 (OP)
wait a minute, that's not a boy...

>>713112204
The ogs are the best the rest are just normie tier anons desperate for yous trying to steal some thunder

>>713114990
This is just like Freesia

>>713112563
the second panel here is actually hilarious

>>713113260
>>713114540
Current GF for 6 years, she is good but has a lot of baggage with her thanks to her fucked up family. I love her dearly, but I would be lying if I said that she didn't have issues still that affect her mentally.

>>713112510
>girl who stinks good
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>713115302
literally me

>>713116006
Video games?

>>713110563 (OP)
If buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing

>>713116743
Yes, video games. Which ones are your favorite?

>>713116750
upvoted, you go sister!

>>713116496
You can only learn first hand.

>>713116750
stunning and brave

>>713116496
It’s a /v/ phrase to bait engagement

>>713116798
Kekerino heckin' tell 'em oldfag, you're a real 4channeler now!!! #penguinzofdoom #spork

>>713116827
This guy gets it.
>>713116905
>t. never sniffed a girl

>>713116875
Oops, looks like the corporate boot licker has no real response. ;>)

>>713111502
This one made me lol.

>>713115302
I think about stuff like this a lot

>>713116937
>>713117010
brave and stunning

>>713110563 (OP)
fixed

>>713111543
>20 years later he realizes what he missed out on and kills himself

>>713117323
>>713117440

>>713117383
They end up leaving anyway.

>>713110563 (OP)
Piracy doesn't need weak things like justifications.

>>713116750
>>713117010
You're literally copying from reddit. The statement is nonsensical, repeated by people who don't think about it, and that's coming from someone who pirates everything.

Whether buying is owning or not (I believe it should be), has nothing to do with whether piracy is stealing or not. Piracy isn't stealing regardless. If what you actually mean is 'I believe piracy is morally okay because of shitty anti-consumer practices', just express that.

damn communists

>>713117714
>You're literally copying from reddit
And? The fuck are you gonna do about it, 4cuck? We own this fucking website

>>713116343
not enough schizophrenia

so some twitter zoomer started aping that guy's style?

wouldn't it be funny if they were playing bing bing wahoo man and she tried to tease him once she got a mega mushroom only for the autist to completely let it go over his head, just talking out loud.

>>713113260
You need to stop looking for girls that are into what you are, because the only person that aligns with you is gonna be yourself.
If she likes you she's gonna listen to you ramble about the stupidest most autistic shit for the sake of being with you, personality is king so just befriend and meet people

you are delusional and women will never talk to u about vidya

>>713116496
You know it when you smell it.
Like you’re with a girl and you notice a smell. It’s definitely not a perfume smell, but something musky, clearly BO. Not excessive BO, but kind of the feminine version of the way you might smell if you got a bit sweaty or just worked out.
Turns my dick into adamantium.

>>713116496
the natural female pheromone that activates male sexual response.
sometimes girls don't have a disgusting smell if they have good hygiene, when they get a little musky they output a wonderful collage of nose delights that mix wonderfully

>>713115063
Talk to her about it. If she doesn't care then you need to move on.

>>713113281
>I keep asking her to hang out more (It's been like five weeks) and she keeps blowing me off.
She's not your girlfriend anymore dumbass. Stop pretending to be oblivious to what's painfully obvious and move on already.

>>713118429
GG no re

>>713116343
>>713117858
Is there anything not by Jiro that has a similar feel to Freesia? I need more

>>713122207
Where's the little "heh" he says? This comic is shit without it.

>>713122520
the ifunny watermark makes it up for the lack of a punchline
I don't even know what this one says

>>713122205
If you want more cool shootouts and good characters, there's Ajin. doesn't have schizo stuff tho

>>713122889
Yeah i meant the schizo stuff. Kano is completely mental

>>713117440
>autistic anon is actually v-tan
M-masaka

>>713110563 (OP)
>girl
>emulators, bookmarks
tranny

>>713122740
"You can't play video games all your life"
"What would your Father say?"
"Gorbachov and Yeltsin are scum, they wasted it all" (referring to colossal fuck up of a economical reform they did under Soviet Union)

>>713115364
I have one
I fucking love her smell

>>713115063
>I enjoy the animal videos she records for me
They don't involve dogs do they?

>>713123776
ain't that the truth

>>713123987
Nope, snails, cats, and frogs.

>>713116496
you know, that scrumptious tuna melt smell

>>713122207
>nopan but thigh highs
more?

>>713117323
>you don't have to accept me
>but if you don't I WILL kill myself and it WILL be your fault

>>713111457
Is it part of the joke that he has shit taste too

>>713126210
He's not playing it. He's just using the controller as a remote while watching JinnKid's videos (after he found out JinnKid killed his wife).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFxS1gitGFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTCkTt392KA

>>713126210
I don't think she minds his taste

>>713110563 (OP)
>>713111502
>>713111719
>>713112563
All of these comics made after the original batch are unfunny.

>>713114540
Are you me?
She went totally psycho and started to hate me because I liked anime with fanserivce because it was me "mentally cucking her" (after complaining about this nonstop she would go on to sext her ex behind my back)
I'm never courting an underage b8 ever again

>>713117373
>Gets horny because hes doing an illegal activity
women am i right

>>713126510
They're obviously by different people. Not sure if it's all the same guy but it's clearly some imitator

>>713126894
>underage b8
you need to try harder when you do your research Mr. Agent, I can see you glowing from here

>>713127026
She was 16 when i met her which was legal in her state, so glowies have no power over me

>>713127092
Yeah. Anyway, what's up, my fellow nigger killers? Got any cool aesthetics? Haha filthyfrank.

>>713127092
kys fed

>>713113281
Ngl relationship is probably over if shes doing that only 5 weeks in sorry bro

Id start moving on not trying to blackpill you but thats how girls break up with you when theyre scared of confrontation, ask if she still wants to be your gf she'll probably say no then you can move on. Its ok bro.

>>713117383
>20 years later you're together, still want to kill yourself, and get no free time

>>713117253
This image is so old it was made back when we did actually own games this image does not apply to the modern world

>>713129004
>doesn't know we didn't own games back then
>is going to move the goalposts

>>713114540
Indeed. Had a period of having this girl who hit on me exactly as such
At first it refused to register and once it did I didn't even believe it
Got the courage to invite her on a date, could have fucked her right there, but was too much of a pussy to do it till she tossed herself at me after 1 week of dating
Fucked 1x (no longer a virgin incel yee, was good but awkward)
Immediately turned into this trauma dumping broken mess who recited me her whole life story and everyone who wronged her and raped and used her
Continued for another week like this where she sucked the will to live out of me, I didn't even want to fuck and I used excuses to not meet
Told her sorry no relationship pls
Ended up forcing herself on me (better sex than first time but ended with her breakdown and victim complex)
Kinda my fault for being a pussy but took me 2 months to get rid of her, she stalked the shit out of me and tried to isolate me from other people
Needed some very harsh words to get my message thru to her thick skull and blocked the fuck out of her everywhere
Anons, if a woman is REALLY REALLY interested in you to this level, there's something truly fucked up in her head.
Normal women never chase a man, they may show subtle signs but put up barriers they expect you to overcome

>>713129427
>Anons, if a woman is REALLY REALLY interested in you to this level, there's something truly fucked up in her head. Normal women never chase a man, they may show subtle signs but put up barriers they expect you to overcome

amen my nigga

>>713113260
i know they're supposed to be schoolchildren friends/crush, but they act more like a grown man and his younger sister

>>713126510
agreed

>>713123776
Okay, that's funny thanks for the translation

>>713110563 (OP)
didn't this guy end up making a bucnh of comics about being a gay furry

>>713111543
he's a sperg. didn't she realize that?

>>713115063
She's literally fuckin another dude and you are getting cucked retard. No fucking 'girlfriend' would go 5 weeks without hanging out
I am astounded by your simping

>>713129427
I've never talked to women so this might be a stupid idea but why not try to make her dependent on you and force her to behave?
If she was so clingy and desperate, but you didn't want her to play the victim for example, why not just tell her no rather than just going goodbye forever.

>>713126510
The original was one joke and it was ok.

>>713125078
Give me her number I want her

>>713111457
>should've

>>713132262
Yes, retard. It's should've.

>>713116496
Basically female swamp balls that all the virgins on /v/ pretend smells good because that's what they were told by people who actually had sex.

>>713130508
I'm way too nice, timid and non confrontational to do that.
That's why she targeted me in the first place. She needed an emotional dumpster who she could latch onto.
My gut said no and I got an extreme 'ugh' response in me every time she texted or called me and wanted to meet, which normally shouldn't happen since I'm not gay, but my whole body was screaming 'danger'.
That's why anon's aloofness and coldness in these comics are a completely natural defense reflex against this sort of woman.

>>713117253
i look like this and say this

>>713132584
>It's

>>713110563 (OP)
This would be better if they were also siblings.

>>713132986
based

>>713132986
op posted the edited version

>>713126510
All of these comics made after the original batch are moe.

>>713110563 (OP)
The only game I've bought in the last fifteen years is The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.

>>713111543
>doesn’t care about her
>this is his problem somehow
Why are they like this?

>>713113260
You find them outside or at online meetups. They won't like you unless you're cute (by woman standards, very different from what men think women want), funny and not right wing

>>713137980
cheeky... but also video games?

>>713113281
she's already moooved on to greener penis, anon.

>>713116496
"stinks good" broadly refers to pheromones, both men and women.

>>713117253
Fuck I miss Gnomes

>>713113260
Date young. Not even trying to be a doomer, most people drop this super lovey-dovey shit as they get older because they increasingly realize how much a pain in the ass dating is. If you want a chick to hang on your every word, you need to find one that isn't jaded by years of bad experiences. That being said, don't feel too bad if you never land a relationship like this, dating chicks like this sucks long term because they're usually emotionally immature.

>>713118074
what?

>>713111719
My gf is like this.
She's excited for silksong because she wants to watch me play it

>>713114990
need more porn of this girl

>>713113061
There is a solution the devs seemingly didn't account for. Take Lebedev down non-lethally, pick him up and walk right out. The game still treats it like you've killed him, I think.

>>713114990
Wouldn't be a /v/ thread without unsolicited interracial cuck porn

>>713139002
I thought Israel was offline.

>>713113260
Mormon society.
Rebound girls who have undergone a break up.

Just be aware all options lead to clinginess that gets old fast.

>>713117253
Except I actually have bought games I enjoyed after pirating them.

>>713136345
they only care about sex and don't value friendship

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>>713115063
aww shame that you are possibly going to lose her because women will never be straightforward with men.

wild how the comic ends like this

>>713147210
this doesnt even match the artstyle of the original artist kys troon

>>713148662
NTA but you can tell the artist was clearly choked up while drawing it, conveying something so emotional made their hand shaky and thats why it looks different

>>713127812
this so much. marrying and having kids is a meme I won't fall for.

>>713110563 (OP)
made her hidamari

>>713116496
snifffag/braapfag delusions

>>713113260
My wife is like this, except she doesn't want me to play games with ugly bitches in them. She just really likes it when I talk about things she's interested in.

IE she'll watch a dumbshow in the background while she plays on her phone, but when she's watching a good show she'll only watch it when I'm available.

>>713138860
Which is too bad because it's like one of the most obvious things a player could try

>>713116496
girls naturally smell good and the dirty french tricked them all into masking it with perfume

>>713116435
Had a similar situation with a girlfriend. I remember thinking "her family is absolutely fucked, how did she get out okay?" The answer was she didn't and one day it all came out. Apparently she's a pretendian grifter online now.

>>713117774
embrassing post
in words you can understand, "bro thought this shit was tuff"

>>713138063
i saw the /co/ threads about this cat. i still dont get the appeal. sure, she's cute, but im not fucking an animal

>>713111502
what new crapcum IP released in 2006?

>>713126992
funniest part is that its not even illegal

>>713122207
why is her asscheeks on the front?

>>713113721
got more?
also draw her inflated

>>713135280
woman are so bad at jokes man so bad at jokes

>>713153541
...yet

>>713138773
Same. Nothing like a woman who's autistic enough to think my autism is cool.

>>713113281
How the fuck are you still not asking what the relationship is after 5 FUCKING WEEKS OF SILENCE, the fuck are you doing. Do us all non-gf havers a favor and literally just call her about the status of the relationship. What the fuck, anon.

>>713111719
Yes, playing video games is better when you have a cute girl next to you watching, commenting, and getting excited.

>>713137030
>spoiler
I've noticed this as well.

>>713152137
Why do Nazis love to project?

>>713150375
wider

>>713155363
so THAT's what felt off

>>713123657
I know a biological female that pirates and plays on emulators all the time but she is very ugly .

>>713117558
would

>>713110563 (OP)
I wonder what the original guy that made this is up too now?

>>713153992
>to play on an emulator, you need a rom
>to get a rom, you need to download it from the internet, or copy it from a drive
>you have now copied a file you are not legally allowed to copy
>this is, in fact, illegal

>>713138773
>>713154594
Have a good life anons, happy for you

>>713156272
>dumping a game you own for private purposes is illegal
you live in soviet russia or something?

>>713156319
post the hd gif version

>>713156319
Don't give up.

>>713156904
It's illegal everywhere in the western world.

>>713113204
it's over time to rope

>>713117493
KEK

>>713127165
kek

>>713111543
Based. That woman was annoying.

>>713153853
ummm...... dead rising?

>>713110563 (OP)
>hey isn't crime wrong?
>no, because I say so -criminal

>>713116496
it's a primal smell
the kind that really kicks the dark part of your mammal brain into "MATE MATE MATE" overdrive despite the fact that objectively it should be a revolting smell
it's like when animals give off pheromones to announce that they're in heat

>>713116496
Humans don't have pheromones, however from what I recall, you can tell certain genetic qualities about someone based on how they smell, and someone who has sweat that smells decent/good to you will be genetically good for you