Thread 713114919

Explain whats wrong with this character and her design without sounding irrational or emotional.

>>713114919 (OP)
She's unironically way cuter than her bimbo counterpart.

>>713114919 (OP)

barafags when they draw a woman

The fun thing is, I don't have to.

>>713114919 (OP)
>piercings galore
>ugly ass vest that clashes with the design of her shirt and scarf
>mohawk for a character thats consistently shown with a beautiful flowing head of hair
>pouches and satchels all over her waist along with a comically oversized belt
>character is literally a maverick, lonewolf who thinks shes 2cool4skool but also got her friends killed and her timeline was taken over by Female N. Tropy
All of this does not fit Crash, in fact it feels like something that wouldn't even fit most platformers.

>>713114919 (OP)
Blondes have more fun and bigger tits

>>713115079
you underfaggots NEED to fuck off

>>713115097
The problem here is they trusted TFB with Crash 4 which flopped when they had all the assets and teams right there. TFB is just a sypmtom of flagrant ActiBlizzard incompetence thats been losing them money and credibility for decades now.

>>713114919 (OP)
Her lower jaw makes no sense, the chin suggests it should be more narrow than where the placements of the mandibles really are. Like the bone suddenly bends outwards instead going straight. Makes her look uncanny and I also don't like the "hey fellow cool kids" fashion punk aesthetic. But her models were also shit before.

>>713114919 (OP)
she's ugly

>>713115656
ah yes, crash has never been punk/cool
actually retatded

Ass too small.

>>713117718
Yeah, no, not really.
Even inflating it beyond Punk to "cool" in general.
Even Tribal Tattoo crash was a Looney Tunes inspired goofball

>>713117835
Fuck off zoomie retard, you don't know shit about crash

>>713118179
>Fuck off zoomie retard, you don't know shit about crash
Kinda funny considering Andy Gavin used to follow me on Twitter.

>>713118410
>muh twitter

>>713118615
Why yes, that is basically the least important detail you could read out of that entire post.
Key word being: Used To.
I don't use twitter anymore.
Mostly because I got blacklisted in the huge pre riot purges.

>alt chicks make me extremely horny
>i am an angry 4chan nerd who is completely intolerant of stupid shit, so all the trappings of the contemporary alt chick like bad politics and liking crappy media repulse me
>as an extension of this, insincere revival projects made by compliant devs that portray alt chicks within the boundaries of those bad principles also disinterest me

>>713114919 (OP)
She's less feminine, women are hotter when they're more feminine and less masculine, that's all.

>>713116418
Selling 5 millions copies is a flop?

The problem is Activision being whip crackers and having their heads up their own ass because it didn't make cawadoody money.

>>713114919 (OP)
I don't like it

>>713119308
>Selling 5 millions copies is a flop?
"This video has a bunch of views" tiers retardation.

>>713119308
Sonic Frontiers sold 2 million copies and was hailed as Sonic's yriumohant comeback after barely hanging on by a thread for a decade

Crash 4 sold five million copies and Activision killed the franchise again

Nu-Tawna is darling.

>>713114919 (OP)
I want you to explain why it's a good design without just essentially going "it makes me horny".

>>713119308
The only evidence of its sales are from a fired Toys for Bob employee on his social media profile. Meanwhile the remakes have been reporting their sales for years now on multiple sites.

If they ever make a Crash 6, I hope they add a NTR sub plot with ugly bastard Dingodile cucking Crash with Tawna.

>>713114919 (OP)
No.

Fuck you for thinking I have to based my purchasing decisions of a video game meant to illicit strong feeling of enjoyment on something "rational". I don't like her design. I don't enjoy her design. I don't buy her game.

Also, fuck TFB for killing off OG Tawna. "Lost touch" is code for she died off screen and I refuse to believe otherwise.

>>713119112
She farts from there