The switch 2 flopped.

Normie people hate it.
Collectors hate it.
Gamers hate it.
Youtubers hate it.
Reviewers are on the fence and mixed reactions even from paid shills.

Its been a colossal failure and any other excuse is cope. The initial sales are done. The hype is over. The post launch sales are done. 15 million sales at most in 2 years I guarantee. They dont want to release sales other than the first week because they know its bad.

Its dropping off like a rock as people see how bad it is compared to switch 1

>you just bought an $80 game that is $90 with tax
>download at an airport or hotel, can't play your game you bought for 5 hours and you don't actually own it on the cartridge to play the 1.0 release
>you LITERALLY cannot just click play anymore, for $90

Nintendo is at fault. They ruined their reputation massively by not fronting the cost of keycards for third party publishers coming to the platform. Now they suffer and they betrayed their entire fanbase, collectors, normies, everyone in one fell swoop. The switch 2 is a massive flop.

This would be different if it was a home console like an xbox or a PC where you can manage and store files like the rog ally's.

But it's not, It's a locked down portable console with game carts.

It sold enough units that it's by definition not a flop. Nintendo will fomo people back 1-3x a year for another 80$ and be just fine. I do feel bad for any retard who wasted money on one now though like at least wait for an OLED you retards

>>713120191
>It sold enough units that it's by definition not a flop.

This means people are retarded to an embarrassing degree, not that the console is worth owning.

>>713120285
>It's not a success because a lot of people bought it.
So the cope is setting in, huh?

>>713120009 (OP)
>no games besides MK World, which is turning out to be a massive disappointment and barebones scam that doesn't justify the $80 price tag, and even hardcore tendies are starting to agree
>DK Bananza looks legitimately good after the latest Nintendo Direct, but still not enough to justify a console purchase
>no teases or reveals for the next mainline Mario, Zelda, Smash or Animal Crossing game in sight
>NOBODY likes game key cards, and rightfully so
>overpriced games and peripherals in general

Yeah they kind of fucked up on the release with this console.

>>713120285
And you spend your time on 4chan trying to "own" people who spent a little money on a Bing Bing wahoo machine. Get a life it's sad.

>>713120009 (OP)
>sets records
Nothing personal kiddo

>>713120170
>>713119164
meltie status?

>>713120453

>>713120009 (OP)
Wow I'm sure this random article and this cum guzzling anon are right about this topic

>>713120285
Yea i mean I basically said that. I don't disagree that it's a retarded purchase fueled by fomo, but it's disingenuous to call it a flop. I don't like Nintendo but they really do know how to milk redditors for all they got.

>>713120009 (OP)
I'm not buying one until it has 5 games I care about. So far there is 1

>>713120591
Missed the part about setting records

>>713120591
>Non-sequitur

You good, bro?

>>713120840
Its dropping off like a rock. Its over. Nobody is buying it anymore because they caught a whiff of what the console actually is.

>If I just believe its a success because whales bought it that means its a success!

>>713120009 (OP)
There is no point in buying game key cards. Third parties will have to learn this, everyone's buying those games digitally or skipping them altogether without a proper physical release.

>>713121134
Doesn't look like it lil bro

>>713120009 (OP)
>charge enthusiast price for entry level toys meant for kids with bloated specs
>no ones buying
Who would have thought

>>713120009 (OP)
Is this the snoy cope thread?

>>713121134
>bluesy
Didn't realize LGR was LGBT

Don't care. I'm having fun. And apparently so is Japan.