When are we going to get a GOOD modern vidya adaptation of evangelion?

so hot..

>>713122771 (OP)
Like 20 years ago or so if you can read moonrunes

>>713122986
i want to learn japanese just for this

My wife

>>713122908
She's 13

>>713122771 (OP)
impossible, as they would include shit from after the original series

>>713122771 (OP)
Ken kens cocksleeve.

>>713122908
lol why is she in that situation?

>>713123212
tell that to gainax.

>>713123137
>bbcel troon ai slop
pass, also kys

>>713123137
i hope the artist will make more of these.

>>713122771 (OP)
circa 2060, after it enters public domain

>>713123476
"artist"

>>713123432
how do you know it's bbc?

>>713123137
we know Kensuke, we're happy for you bro...

>>713123571
You can see it in the way these faggots post. Like a sixth sense.

>>713123527
sorry wrong word, but you get it

>>713123476
lol, artist

>>713123648
No.

You guys didn't get the memo? Eva is over.
Ahh wait it's just loser asukeks

>>713123965
Mari is so bland as a character she ruined almost all the rebuilds

>>713123965
The rebuilds were dishonest storytelling
Eva ended in 1997

>>713123238
>>713124072
based knowers

>>713123291
She slipped over Shinji's man juice on the shower floor.

So the entire message of evangelion when you watch all of the things it has to offer is basically that it's ok to feel depressed but ultimately you just need to go out there and have sex and get married?

>>713124259
that's just thrice slop, not the original

>>713123965
Asuka spanking Mari, both of them pumped to their limits with nitroglycerin until they both get so horny that they explode

>>713124374
The original isn’t that damn different. It’s basically “some people suck, but that’s not an excuse to lock yourself away from the entire world”.

>>713124259
Not necessarily, just that your depression shouldn't keep you from forming and maintaining meaningful human bonds, but that even then, escape is okay sometimes

>asukafag thread
Silly boys!

>>713123212
Out of 10

>>713126086
Pump up teh Rei

Games about sensually filling Rei with whipped cream

>>713123238
Evangelion JO did that and it was fine
Although that one came out before 3.33

Neon Genesis EvanGAYlion

where do i get a wife who dresses up as asuka

>>713128883
Asuka is canonically homophobic though

>>713129006
in the trashcan

>>713129172
canon?

>>713129172
true

>>713129970
that's fucking gross

>>713127101
You could just order her to eat pies forever,
she'd do it.

>>713122771 (OP)
When are you going to have a GOOD version of this fucking thread?

>>713130127
I know, I want him to post the next image so I can see how gross it is.

>>713129006
>James May: Our man in Japan.

>>713122908
Official art btw

>>713130407
she farts and poops there

>>713130626
not right now she doesn't

>>713130626
She farts and poops on her bike seat?

>>713125414
> sometimes
...damn, must have missed that part in my life. I think I need to get out and touch grass

Consider the following:

>>713122771 (OP)
You keep spamming this, I keep GOONING to that lovely BUTT

>>713131168
She used to have her own game on the PS3

>>713130698
>farts
probably
>poops
probably not

>>713131168
>adult woman fetish

Futanari Rei is best girl

>>713123107
It's a cool game

>>713123965
Headcanon she has an inflation fetish and lets Asuka know.