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>foid twitter opinions
>foid streamers
>foid characters
>foid devs
>foid voice actresses
>furries (foid)
and I'm sick of it. Let's discuss MANLY games for once. Post a game that will raise your T when you play it.

You Can't Fuck On An Empty Stomach has an entirely male cast

>>713123352 (OP)
Putting aside Conan Exiles which is of course licensed to the setting,
>Abathor
is easily one of the best Hyborian-style games i've seen, as well as a fantastic old school platformer like Rastan.

>>713124343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z63mHFAnoF4

>>713123352 (OP)

>>713124608

>>713124608
this but unironically

>>713123352 (OP)
we only like BALLS here

damn i'm gay
let's cock

>>713124608
Steam please stop recommending this to me

Does DOOM count
Actually if you want a really grim game, try devil's daggers

>>713126236
I don't know bud but it seems like 80% of the DOOM fanbase is trans

>>713123352 (OP)
You sound like a big fan of pic related if you have a problem with sexy women in videogames, OP.

>>713126405
I'm starting to get /pol/tard fatigue

>>713123613
>On
>An
Fucking ESLs...

>>713126998
how do you even interpret the op like this without being a fragile wuss

>>713125085
I fuck man ass

>>713123352 (OP)
Severance: Blade of Darkness
Basically a mishmash of Sword & Sorcery and Tolkien stuff into a somewhat clunky but very atmospheric and difficult action game. People say it's like a proto-souls but you'll feel that it's a classic PC game aside from some surface level similarities.
It has 3 playable male characters that are all pretty MANLY but it also has an Amazonian who's easymode due to her attack range and movement speed, but she's the least satisfying to play so who cares.

>>713126236
I wish devil daggers got made into an actual game. The aesthetic is very cool but jumping around in circles dodging flying skulls gets old eventually.

>>713129163
Also expect some eurojank alongside the dark fantasy aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiqeX59afAw

>>713129163
>somewhat clunky
I'd say its actually not clunky, but it does take some relearning. Its compared to dark souls a lot because both have pretense to "strategic" combat. Dark Souls does it using input lag, unintuitive animations, and generally long wind up times. Severance does it a different, and I think superior way. Its the opposite of rollslop. Your dodges are quick and reliable, but you're not trying to just iframe through them or use them as a ghetto sprint, you use them for positioning. Your parries aren't used to fish for damage multipliers, you use those for positioning (on the time axis).

>>713124343
I like it even if the first 5 stages or so feel weaker than the end ones. (though I hear they've redone some of them since I last played)
Bonus points for only getting the final level & boss if you play it on hard difficulty.

>>713129592
You're kind of right. I did have some trouble with the controls from time to time though, but I was using the new port and switching from controller to keyboard from time to time.
I also did encounter some annoying bugs like my health potion refusing to be drunk and never disappearing from my inventory as a result, preventing me from picking my other potions or items. Though it seems to be kind of rare from what I looked up.

>>713128945
that's the title of the game...

>>713129896
Your mentioning of switching between controller and keyboard did remind me, the negative acceleration on mouse turning did feel awkward actually. I wonder how you would make that "feel" better while still trying to prevent you from just spinning around on the spot so you can 180 noscope gobbos.

>>713129974
you're being trolled by an actual ESL anon

>>713130036
Probably something that needs heavy experimentation. I heard that some people (at least 2 different teams) are making some kind of spiritual successors to it but I'm not sure what they're called.
Main issue is that it's hard to recapture the vibe of the game, it definitely feels like a product of the early 2000s fantasy craze.
Something like a control/polishing mod would be nice if it existed, and I recall that the game's files under the "lib" folder including some control stuff seems to be made up of just Python files so modding it should be kind of easy in theory.

Hoe scaring video games thread?
Hoe scaring video games thread

You have the Age of Conan Barbarian, an MMO set in Hyboria.

I stopped playing it because I was too unfamilar with the universe and I intend to read all Conan's novels before jumping back into it.

>>713129974
>>713130148
Please learn proper title capitalization

>>713131018
The Only People I've Ever Seen Write Like This Are Americans, Dumbfuck

>>713129795
They've redone some of them considerably, and the whole map overhaul in new pixel art for Ultimate edition.
>hard difficulty content
Yeah, I really liked that too. Now as of UE there are 3 difficulties
>Adventure mode, many lives, infinite continues. The new easier mode for those who claimed the others were too hard.
>Heroic Mode, few lives, limited continues, harder/more enemy placements. This is the hardest available mode on the first time through the game. I suggest anons start here. Completing it unlocks...
>Epic mode, even fewer lives, fewer continues, harder/more enemies, varied boss patterns, EXTRA STAGES AND TRUE ENDING POSSIBLE

Its a really excellent little game. Here's a new video I saw they made even after the UE's arrival, to go along with the Japanese version (PC and PS5) releasing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWfNAqEgYI

The dev really seems to have a love for oldfag gaming and fantasy traditions.

>>713124343
ironically, exiles is not very manly. it's a gooner game that foids play for the same reason as dbd

>>713131310
Explain.

>>713131083
>americans don't know english
What else is new?

>>713131434
most conan exiles players i know are women that use it to e-date because it has slavery and they get off to the idea of being enslaved, beaten and raped
femcoomers are on some shit, man.

>>713131018
please learn how to swallow my entire cock

>>713131603
....Oh no. That's horrible. Where do these evil, beatable, soaked-to-the-chair-if-I-shackle-her-to-the-wheel-of-pain femcoomers congregate?

>>713131786
the most degenerate are on pubs

>>713132019
*modded

>>713123352 (OP)
Extraction games is a genre for men, the Mistfall Hunter playtest was great and I can't wait to play it again.

>>713123352 (OP)
I thought Intravenous and it's sequel was neat

what's the Conquest of videogames?

>>713129163
>>713129592
I'm on an S&S kick and I completely forgot about this game, holy shit. does it play well with a controller?

>>713133609
yo i got those headphones
also based games btw

>>713123352 (OP)

>>713123352 (OP)
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