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Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:35:55 AM No.713128558 [Report] >>713129145 >>713129552 >>713130273 >>713131323 >>713131372 >>713131719 >>713131897 >>713133010 >>713133971 >>713135998 >>713136062 >>713136261 >>713136390
Wokey Kong
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None of our male role models are allowed to be cool anymore and this is alarming
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:37:18 AM No.713128654 [Report]
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ALRIGHT I GET IT!
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.713129145 [Report] >>713129440
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>>713128558 (OP)
That's ok. We will contonie to bankrupt them. They will learn.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:46:10 AM No.713129312 [Report] >>713130273
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>Wokey Kong
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:46:45 AM No.713129365 [Report] >>713129490 >>713135884
Is it the same schizo or are DK fans just autistic?
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.713129440 [Report] >>713131557 >>713135159
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>>713129145
>woke
>financial ruin
lol
lmao
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:48:22 AM No.713129490 [Report]
>>713129365
Both probably, normal people don't want to play as a monkey
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:48:51 AM No.713129527 [Report]
>donkey kong
>role model
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:49:15 AM No.713129552 [Report] >>713129930 >>713130426 >>713130719
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>>713128558 (OP)
Are you saying SSJ4 DK doesn't look cool af?
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.713129653 [Report]
>NO NO NO NO IS THAT [some male character] WITH A LOOK OF CONSTERNATION ON HIS FACE?!??!! NO MY MASCULINITY, IT'S DYING
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:54:23 AM No.713129930 [Report]
>>713129552
>Gear 4th: Bananaman
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 1:59:02 AM No.713130273 [Report] >>713132227
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>>713129312
>>713128558 (OP)
They legit turned him into a fag
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:01:06 AM No.713130426 [Report]
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>>713129552
he's fat (and ugly) so no. he's not cool
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:05:17 AM No.713130719 [Report]
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>>713129552
>faggot kong powers up into nigger kong
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:06:31 AM No.713130796 [Report]
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>None of our ma-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>r-role models are all-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>thi-this is alarmin-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:07:39 AM No.713130869 [Report]
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>WE MUST BE BETTER KONGS CRANKY
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:09:26 AM No.713130985 [Report]
No Kongs protest hehe that’s a funny idea
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:11:08 AM No.713131120 [Report]
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Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:12:07 AM No.713131184 [Report]
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Why do nintendo cater to trannies and pedos instead of making actually fun and cool games
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:14:07 AM No.713131323 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
>killed the only good role model proper and good black kids had
GRIM
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:14:40 AM No.713131372 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
That's a monkey. It's not your role model.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:17:21 AM No.713131557 [Report] >>713132024
>>713129440
nice fluke Woke Weirdo
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:19:36 AM No.713131719 [Report] >>713132295
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>>713128558 (OP)
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:20:05 AM No.713131759 [Report]
things that never happened for two hundred, please
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:22:10 AM No.713131897 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
I wanna fuck the right ape
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:24:04 AM No.713132024 [Report]
>>713131557
>every succesful game is a "fluke" or secretly not woke
>every flop is solely thanks to woke and not because of rushed deveopement cycle, mismanagement, failed promotion campaign etc.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.713132227 [Report]
>>713130273
DONKEY KONG
DONKEY KONG
ERI MARIKONG
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:28:16 AM No.713132295 [Report]
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>>713131719
Yes yes, everyone knows Japanese women are like this
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.713132303 [Report]
If your role model was a gorilla, no wonder you grew up into a stunted subhuman
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:39:39 AM No.713133010 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
He's cooler than ever before with his terrain destruction
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 2:54:50 AM No.713133971 [Report] >>713135416
>>713128558 (OP)
>DK gets a new paintjob
>A loli
>Golden bananas
>so strong he can punch through steel

>/v/ complains
Really?
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:15:31 AM No.713135159 [Report]
>>713129440
You must be new. Woke fails and causes entire studios to close. Keep up, fag.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:20:06 AM No.713135416 [Report]
>>713133971
I really think the onions expressions ruin it. And also the anti-soul fog. Because everything else looks great.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:28:18 AM No.713135884 [Report]
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>>713129365
It might be a mix of genuine schizos, trolls that latched onto the new retardation of the months and 'tendo/anti-tendo (who can tell them apart by now?) shills.

But it's funnier to imagine that it all is just a single, extremely autistic schizo, not like we didn't have incidents like this before
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:30:38 AM No.713135998 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
Trump was supposed to stop this shit.
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:32:06 AM No.713136062 [Report]
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>>713128558 (OP)
the mask around the eyes is too big
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:35:39 AM No.713136261 [Report]
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>>713128558 (OP)
>OP idolizes a cartoon ape
Anonymous 6/20/2025, 3:38:03 AM No.713136390 [Report]
>>713128558 (OP)
https://4chan.org/vg/thread/528044462