Wokey Kong - /v/ (#713128558) [Archived: 883 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:35:55 AM No.713128558
Donkey-Kong-Bananza-and-Country
Donkey-Kong-Bananza-and-Country
md5: 86d64471647f14d29423357451c96d99๐Ÿ”
None of our male role models are allowed to be cool anymore and this is alarming
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:37:18 AM No.713128654
1742294810316473
1742294810316473
md5: d1053585009df643c034a6f6e8f1122e๐Ÿ”
ALRIGHT I GET IT!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.713129145
too-late-for-sorry
too-late-for-sorry
md5: 52196e0fed36f9d2c72ef8cbc93d2175๐Ÿ”
>>713128558 (OP)
That's ok. We will contonie to bankrupt them. They will learn.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:10 AM No.713129312
wheres-the-funny
wheres-the-funny
md5: 8a1a3122736d1bf145d893aa9f1cf4b9๐Ÿ”
>Wokey Kong
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:46:45 AM No.713129365
Is it the same schizo or are DK fans just autistic?
Replies: >>713129490 >>713135884
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.713129440
1731996333987478
1731996333987478
md5: f9a15cfcb80d0300ec1e09cac02e5542๐Ÿ”
>>713129145
>woke
>financial ruin
lol
lmao
Replies: >>713131557 >>713135159
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:22 AM No.713129490
>>713129365
Both probably, normal people don't want to play as a monkey
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:51 AM No.713129527
>donkey kong
>role model
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:49:15 AM No.713129552
so-what-are-your-thoughts-on-bananza-transformation-v0-jw8fyoftlq7f1
>>713128558 (OP)
Are you saying SSJ4 DK doesn't look cool af?
Replies: >>713129930 >>713130426 >>713130719
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.713129653
>NO NO NO NO IS THAT [some male character] WITH A LOOK OF CONSTERNATION ON HIS FACE?!??!! NO MY MASCULINITY, IT'S DYING
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:23 AM No.713129930
>>713129552
>Gear 4th: Bananaman
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:59:02 AM No.713130273
GtwxxNaWUAEOREW.jpg_large
GtwxxNaWUAEOREW.jpg_large
md5: 7e04ce12cf704c71676b6c70b4954ef1๐Ÿ”
>>713129312
>>713128558 (OP)
They legit turned him into a fag
Replies: >>713132227
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:01:06 AM No.713130426
DK
DK
md5: 65708e57ea63e576e3e1d2aef075d495๐Ÿ”
>>713129552
he's fat (and ugly) so no. he's not cool
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:05:17 AM No.713130719
1742931299596738
1742931299596738
md5: 6fdddda8a2f2f92324f180c03960bde7๐Ÿ”
>>713129552
>faggot kong powers up into nigger kong
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:06:31 AM No.713130796
1750284460333150
1750284460333150
md5: 624394939c2192aa31d97c45dc0ffa5f๐Ÿ”
>None of our ma-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>r-role models are all-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>thi-this is alarmin-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:07:39 AM No.713130869
PF0vMvE
PF0vMvE
md5: c62dcdb595859ffc16766feb1ed5d609๐Ÿ”
>WE MUST BE BETTER KONGS CRANKY
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:09:26 AM No.713130985
No Kongs protest hehe thatโ€™s a funny idea
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:11:08 AM No.713131120
ใƒ‰ใƒณใ‚ญใƒผใ‚ณใƒณใ‚ฐ ใƒใƒŠใƒณใ‚ถ Direct 2025.6.18 - YouTube - 0-0-26
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:12:07 AM No.713131184
1750300341260316m
1750300341260316m
md5: 3a6dccea49c97f874f04ad591eff6ed4๐Ÿ”
Why do nintendo cater to trannies and pedos instead of making actually fun and cool games
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:14:07 AM No.713131323
>>713128558 (OP)
>killed the only good role model proper and good black kids had
GRIM
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:14:40 AM No.713131372
>>713128558 (OP)
That's a monkey. It's not your role model.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:17:21 AM No.713131557
>>713129440
nice fluke Woke Weirdo
Replies: >>713132024
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:19:36 AM No.713131719
ikemen
ikemen
md5: 32e7338961568a5fa4d706c8ca531e74๐Ÿ”
>>713128558 (OP)
Replies: >>713132295
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:20:05 AM No.713131759
things that never happened for two hundred, please
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:22:10 AM No.713131897
>>713128558 (OP)
I wanna fuck the right ape
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:24:04 AM No.713132024
>>713131557
>every succesful game is a "fluke" or secretly not woke
>every flop is solely thanks to woke and not because of rushed deveopement cycle, mismanagement, failed promotion campaign etc.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.713132227
>>713130273
DONKEY KONG
DONKEY KONG
ERI MARIKONG
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:28:16 AM No.713132295
1539406178205
1539406178205
md5: 3dadab47ce12f96b4a2954d096864f97๐Ÿ”
>>713131719
Yes yes, everyone knows Japanese women are like this
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:28:28 AM No.713132303
If your role model was a gorilla, no wonder you grew up into a stunted subhuman
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:39:39 AM No.713133010
>>713128558 (OP)
He's cooler than ever before with his terrain destruction
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:54:50 AM No.713133971
>>713128558 (OP)
>DK gets a new paintjob
>A loli
>Golden bananas
>so strong he can punch through steel

>/v/ complains
Really?
Replies: >>713135416
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:15:31 AM No.713135159
>>713129440
You must be new. Woke fails and causes entire studios to close. Keep up, fag.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:20:06 AM No.713135416
>>713133971
I really think the onions expressions ruin it. And also the anti-soul fog. Because everything else looks great.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:28:18 AM No.713135884
sonic arms are not blue
sonic arms are not blue
md5: 10a53f23f0387c46309f6c765a4e2eb5๐Ÿ”
>>713129365
It might be a mix of genuine schizos, trolls that latched onto the new retardation of the months and 'tendo/anti-tendo (who can tell them apart by now?) shills.

But it's funnier to imagine that it all is just a single, extremely autistic schizo, not like we didn't have incidents like this before
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:30:38 AM No.713135998
>>713128558 (OP)
Trump was supposed to stop this shit.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:32:06 AM No.713136062
DK face by joschurale
DK face by joschurale
md5: d84eaf3351ba4e5742055a12dc7765aa๐Ÿ”
>>713128558 (OP)
the mask around the eyes is too big
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:35:39 AM No.713136261
1693540379305911
1693540379305911
md5: 9b9990318934d9c6c29871b94b2e9ed5๐Ÿ”
>>713128558 (OP)
>OP idolizes a cartoon ape
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:38:03 AM No.713136390
>>713128558 (OP)
https://4chan.org/vg/thread/528044462