Thread 713129938 - /v/ [Archived: 895 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:28 AM No.713129938
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How come you niggas hate the new DK design but not Mario when he has gotten more drastic redesigns?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:55:49 AM No.713130046
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>>713129938 (OP)
Cause he had swag
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:02:12 AM No.713130512
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>>713129938 (OP)
>How come you niggas hate the new DK design
It's literally, like, 2-3 schizophrenic retards who got banned from DKVine and have been spamming the board for months. Most of the userbase here is neutral/positive on the new design.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:05:02 AM No.713130707
>>713130046
Is that the Mario pussy attack?!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:15:02 AM No.713131395
>>713129938 (OP)
The Mario redesign happened when I was a kid.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:21:10 AM No.713131835
>>713129938 (OP)
99% of /v/ wasn't even alive when SMB3/SMW released.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:22:13 AM No.713131905
>>713129938 (OP)
This board is filled with hypocrites retards
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:29:29 AM No.713132364
>>713129938 (OP)
I did. I posted on the internet for months about Mario going woke when this happened
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:30:33 AM No.713132434
>>713131835
This
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:38:21 AM No.713132931
>>713129938 (OP)
Nintendo went from having being a butt ugly shitalian tradesman to bing bing wahoo who appeals to everyone
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:42:04 AM No.713133141
>>713129938 (OP)
Mario is being updated constantly, DK has been the same for 30 years, increasingly weirder-sounding monkey noises aside.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:44:36 AM No.713133292
>>713129938 (OP)
Why does Mario look like the guy from Braid?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:46:12 AM No.713133376
>>713129938 (OP)
mario never looked homosexual. I donโ€™t hate gay people I just think they shouldnโ€™t exist
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:53:52 AM No.713133918
>>713129938 (OP)
What is drastic about this? They look the same
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:05:19 AM No.713134565
Tony very gay
Tony very gay
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>>713129938 (OP)
DK's redesign isn't just physical, it completely changed his personality.
He's not cool anymore when he's making all these wacky expressions at the camera. What made DK cool was that he was the strong, silent type, like gary cooper.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:06:36 AM No.713134637
>>713129938 (OP)
>WOKErio
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.713134650
>>713134565
>What made DK cool was that he was the strong, silent type, like gary cooper.
There is literally not one single DK game where this is the case
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:08:28 AM No.713134741
>>713134565
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper, trying hard to look like gary cooper
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:09:56 AM No.713134841
Studky Kong
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>>713134650
He was literally an ape that did little more than animalistically grunt. Now he acts like some sort of weird cartoon dog.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:13:09 AM No.713135027
>>713129938 (OP)
Anti-tendies don't actually hate it, they simply have the option to hate to try and troll people, so they took it, because before all else they hate nintendo more than they like the things they enjoy.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:17:00 AM No.713135250
>>713135027
No, NuDK is objectively much lamer than before.
Please, at least attempt to try and prove me wrong instead of sinking further into delusion.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:29:52 AM No.713135963
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>>713134565
>He's not cool anymore when he's making all these wacky expressions at the camera. What made DK cool was that he was the strong, silent type, like gary cooper.
Donkey Kong's Rareware design cannot emote. His brows are permanently locked in one position. He can only move his mouth, and sometimes his eyes will shift or pop out. I think it's obvious why the developers of mainline 3D Mario would find this unworkable and make some changes. I'm sorry you preferred it when DK looked pissed off 100% of the time, but it's not the 90s anymore. Your mascot doesn't need to have 'tude.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:31:28 AM No.713136035
>>713133376
>I donโ€™t hate gay people I just think they shouldnโ€™t exist
Based
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:53:08 AM No.713137307
>>713135250
>prove my opinion wrong
Meds please lil autism bro
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:56:25 AM No.713137517
>>713135963
>Donkey Kong's Rareware design cannot emote
Yes it can.

No one ever complained about "donkey Kong expressiveness" before the redesign, that's bow you know it's a shill point.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:58:18 AM No.713137635
>>713134841
Can you prove your point without resorting to fanmade cherry-picking art?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:58:25 AM No.713137642
>>713137517
>No one ever complained about "donkey Kong expressiveness
I did. I also complain about it in regards to Bowser and Yoshi because they have incredibly similar design issues that need fixing. You disagreeing with an opinion doesn't mean nobody ever held it.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:59:33 AM No.713137701
>>713129938 (OP)
Because DK fags are way more autistic.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:59:55 AM No.713137725
>>713134841
You'll survive
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:00:49 AM No.713137781
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I've seen a lot of people complain about his botox injections in the new Mario Kart but I guess it blew over because he's not the only playable character.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:03:16 AM No.713137935
>>713137642
you could do the exact same facial rigging with old dk as you could with the new one, all they do is move the brow ridge and adjust the size of the eyes. instead of old dk looking cool at rest now you have wokey kong looking like two circles stacked on top of eachother in blender after they just finished drinking 8 choccy soilents
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:30:07 AM No.713139465
>>713134565
>the ebin silly cartoon animal is being
>le silly cartonn animal
>kong bongo has fallen
>millions must barrel
Who the FUCK are you captain retard and where did you crawl out from? DK was always silly plus was never silent.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:31:09 AM No.713139537
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>>713135963
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:47:20 AM No.713140561
>>713137781
Mario looks like freaking Quico now.