Thread 713138091

IT'S HAPPENING

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1935826802557305265?t=idZxSmaIS00sUOTh-EaG-Q&s=19

IM REFRESHING MY SWITCH 2 SHOP RIGHT NOW

>>713138091 (OP)
Fuck I hate london.

No way is it randomly releasing like thus. Retardio64 is a fag

What a colossal fuck up lmao, this game was cursed

>>713138131
A SWITCH 2 SHOP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>713138131
Don't do this. It produces mustard gas.

sammysisters what does this mean?

>>713138354
A Neogaf fag nonetheless

this has to mean its at least close though, right?

>>713138091 (OP)
>Dread got promoted for most of 2021 after its reveal until it's release
>Prime 4 gets two shitty trailers and a crappy Halo-looking demo and gets shadow dropped
Nintendo doesn't seem to have much confidence in Metroid Prime 4, lol.

>>713142871
the Nintendo Store in SF gave /our girl/ fuck all for gear or a display either

>>713142934
Those woke Prime 4 rumors may be true

>>713143028
>Those woke Prime 4 rumors may be true
QRD? Did a Retro employee leak shit?

>>713142254
yes if they're getting promo art to put up then it has to be close

>>713144090
>filtered by NEStroid
zoomie zoom zoom

someone on a beyond thread yesterday wondered still no release date if it might be a shadow drop lmao

>>713138091 (OP)
retarded indians making the ads, not a release

Pretty sure it's a mistake. Not about the image but the out now on it being wrong. You see the same thing for a Mario Kart World ad in the same place. Some intern made some mistake with the files somewhere. It's probably close to release. Probably after Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>713144801
and nobody caught it before plastering it on the wall?

>>713144871
who is supposed to catch it? the indians making the ads or the pakistanis putting it up?

>>713144130
>Gameboy
>Zoomer
I think you're off by a few years.

>>713138091 (OP)
I love London

IT'S UP IT'S UP
THIS IS NO DRILL

>>713146635
liar

>>713138091 (OP)
Please also give us patches for Metroid Dread and Prime Remastered, please also give us a remaster of Metroid Samus Returns and fix all of it's retarded bullshit.

>>713147404
>remaster a 3DS remaster that came out less then 10 years ago
shut the fuck up

>>713147445
If Samus Returns is a remaster then it's the most impressive remaster I have ever seen.

>>713138091 (OP)
>that horrid fucking shop
you faggots will believe anything fucking hell

>>713147445
More just want it on Switch with a bunch of improvements.

>>713147580
Maybe try checking out the source before running your mouth like a retard

>>713147702
I don’t use twitter and neither will I. Zoom in on the “out now” it’s clearly pasted over some other text.

>>713147760
Wow! You noticed the thing that everyone else already noticed! Including the original source! Good job! Would you like a gold star?

>>713147760
Anon, you fucking idiot. It's legit. There have been multiple photos taken from multiple people that are in the same area. An intern fucked up. That's all it is. Not everything is some big epic photoshop troll.

>>713147445
it makes more sense to ask for Samus Returns than it does for Zelda fans asking for Wind Waker & Twilight Princess

HOLY SHIT RAVENBEAK JUST FLEW PAST MY HOUSE

>>713147760
You are the reason why people make posts that are screenshots of twitter posts. You're just this fucking stupid.

>>713143028
get a job nigger and stop replying to yourself

>>713147760
It's not photoshopped but whoever made the ad probably made a mistake which is pointed out by twitter thread OP linked

GUYS THE HUNTER JUST BLEW UP A SECOND MOTHERSHIP TURN ON THE TV, ANY CHANNEL

>>713148519
Is it on Youtubes yet?

>>713147907
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>>713148274
I am right and will be proven right. God help you all.

>>713143728
Samus is gonna be a tranny..

>>713138091 (OP)
Someone fucked up when they designed the poster.
Probably used a template with the banner/logo/etc and forgot to turn off that layer. Here it is on the Mario Kart poster in the same spot.
Also notice (on the Metroid poster) it looks like there is something behind it being covered up by the "OUT NOW" which would be the correct date (just "2025" or something) or coming soon or whatever.

>>713138091 (OP)
wtf no, my wallet isn't ready

>>713138348
This poster is too big for your rooms.
I've seen the new HTTYD movie poster while passing by a station and also hate I can't have it at home.

>>713150951
maybe it was supposed to be a launch title, but got delayed and they forgot to fix this

>will probably run like garbage on my shitch1
>jewtendo killed switch emus
I'm not buying a shitch2 until its hackable nigger

The Prime 1 remaster was shadowdropped, so even if the poster was an accident, I believe that Prime 4 will be shadowdropped anyway.

>>713151675
It was never meant to be a launch title

>>713151856
how you know?

>>713151908
Because they said so like a year ago

>>713150951
It's obviously a shop. Other people would've taken pictures by now. It's just this one set floating around, and surprise surprise it's a writer for a shitty video game journalism site that took the pictures and first "reported" on it.
Probably just trying to get clicks.

>>713151947
they lied

>>713152031
it's real man, I saw it today

whats the over-under of a general direct happening next week?

>>713152367
slim to none

>>713138354
Hey.
Anon.
Open the picture.
Look at the 'Out Now' bar.
You can VERY clearly see a second bar/layer under it.
Whatever dumb fuck jeet/zoomer that was put in charge of this added the 'out now' tag over the release date tag.
Use your eyes anons.

>>713152367
75% next week. 90% the week after.

>>713152367
They have to show Kirby Air Riders gameplay sooner or later

ENTER

>>713153078
*immediately jobs*

>>713138091 (OP)
AI generated

>>713138091 (OP)
lol nice texture seams you got there LOL

>>713153078
aerocool scar atx is my favorite villain

She killed billions

>>713153142
>Samus...after all theses years I fin...*gets super missiled and dropped*
Would be the most ludo thing really

>>713138091 (OP)
its embarassing how this game still uses the metroid prime lock on feature. that shit only existed because of metroid prime's retarded method of aiming around using shoulder buttons. they had to have a lock on button because there was no way to aim at moving targets effectively using their awful control scheme. and it still persists lmao

>>713153276
>seams
It's 'Samus'