Holy shit this game looks terrible. How do adults not feel ashamed playing this?

I feel an appropriate amount of shame playing Nintendo games.

It's ok to like nintendo games gen alphie

OP here, wrong pic. Also I'm trans.

Been seeing a lot of spam posts about Nintendo being for babies/embarassing for adults or whatever.

Is it just one autist posting this shit?

>>713140478
It always has been.

>>713140367
Astrobot is inoffensive. like mario Galaxy & odyssey.
it doesn't have cringe anime acting or kingdom hearts tier cutscenes or any of the shit you see in slopnanza

>>713140606
And he hates Pauline Jr.

>>713140692
it does have cringe/brand nostalgia pandering up the ass tho
not saying that bananza doesn't have that, but astrobot is just vomit comparitively

>>713140692
>it doesn't have cringe anime acting or kingdom hearts tier cutscenes or any of the shit you see in slopnanza

But instead you got served with cringe mascot slops. Slurp it up snoyfags!

>>713139657 (OP)
It wasn't made for adults.

>>713140807
>>713140804
They're the collectables. nothing wrong with 95% of the characters other than sony is a shit company who has all but killed most of them.
This game is at least a proper collectathon, unlike slopnanza.

>>713141305
collectables that are basically the primary selling point of the game.

This gameplay looks so fun! I love the style of the water and his goofy faces. Its so friendly and unoffensive!

>>713141496
Looks like low budget trash

>>713141496
this looks like a mario odyssey mod

>>713141496
Looks like Mario Odyssey 1.5.

>>713141496
>animations abruptly stop
This legitimately looks like a shitty fan game someone made in Unreal Engine.

>>713141496
That’s a literal gooner face…in a first party Nintendo game…holy shit what the fuc kis happening to the world

>looks terrible
>when it actually looks fucking awesome
What did the Snoytranny mean by this?

>>713140367
KEK

>>713141496
Nice looking water

>>713139657 (OP)
I think so too but I've noticed youtube comments are always filled with NPCs loving all of Nintendo's slop even celebrating when they announced the 3 million sales. What the hell is going on?

>>713143726
The greater internet is literally full of AI marketing bots. They don’t even all comment, most on sites with voting systems are just programmed to upvote whatever the narrative the corpos decide needs to be pushed and normies fall for it. People WANT to be a part of groupthink in this increasingly isolating society. It gives them their sense of community that’s sorely lacking. Ai bots are using this to corpos advantage

>>713139657 (OP)
Nintendo Games Target Children

They could have made some beautiful 3D maps but they just HAD to add a terraforming gimmick. Always some stupid shit that makes it graphically look like 2 gens behind. Same with MKWorld and the stupid open-world map. I know gameplay is king but I genuinely don't care about digging. Just wanna swing on vines and trees.

>>713139657 (OP)
I like the voxel environments. More games should have that

>>713144268
this game seems to look bad out of lazyness. not technical compromises.
like there's so many details missing that were in Odyssey. and those dirt particles look fucking horrible.
this game just seems to have really low quality art direction and models.

>>713139657 (OP)
Imagine getting filtered by a fucking Donkey Kong game kek
how /v/ has fallen

mandate bros how are we coping?

>>713141305
the entirety of astrobot is about sucking off playstation IPs and history

>>713139657 (OP)
Tendies are simply that desperate for anything that isn't a rerelease.

>>713139657 (OP)
>How do adults not feel ashamed playing this?
Nigger you are posting on 4chan, you probably are a virgin or masturbate to fictional chatacters, the fuck you are talking about?

>>713145943
Are you enjoying Gears of War, bro? Or you are more of a Last of Us kinda guy?

>>713146173
and even i got higher standards than that shitty donkey kong for games

Pauline
https://files.catbox.moe/0dqaap.png
https://files.catbox.moe/c1am93.png

>>713141496
Am I getting old for DonkeyKong? This looks dumb.

>be adult playing a game in privacy
>start crying and shitting myself thinking what a random cocksucker retard thinks about me playing the game I'm playing

>>713145942
no that's just window dressing.

>>713146426
stop posting

>>713146514
>be pathetic retard who lives alone
of course.

>>713146608
>OOOOOH I HOPE MY WIFE AND JAMAAL AND JAMAAL 2 DON'T CATCH ME PLAYING DONKEY KONG!!!!

>>713139657 (OP)
feet, nintendo getting more bold.

>>713146558
>that's just window dressing.
throw-away excuse from a man who plays a baby game

>>713140478
This has literally been a thing since the Genesis Does What Nintendon't ads.

>>713146469
No
It is fucking dumb. He's a lobotomized slobbering retard now.

>>713139657 (OP)
>initial hype following Direct was undeniable
>Snoy tranny waits for it to die down, then starts a gay ragebait contrarian thread
Every single time.

This game will probably outsell Bloodborne lmao (not hard at just 7 million units). I can already taste the salt that its imminent success will cause.

>>713146749
again anyone can play astrobot.
it's completely innocuous just like classic mario, zelda, DK ect.
Bananza is SATAM anime cringe turned up to 1000% so it really restricts the audience.

I am so excited for this board to get so hyped for Mario and Pauline having a daughter.

>>713147154
not if they don't want their favorite ips used as marketing tools for the bland ass brand that is modern playstation. the other ips you used don't have that problem.

>>713146960
The ONLY hype during the direct was for bare foot loli
Tendies really are trying to make shit up already

>>713147262
I get it sony is a trash company and they killed basically all my favourite IPs.
Astrobot is still a well developed game that was made enjoyable for any age group.

>>713147273
Donkey kong is Cranky Kongs Grandson
Dk Jr is Donkey father/crankys son

>>713147328
There was 1 loli nigger bait thread per 5 that were actually discussing the game. You wouldn't know because you weren't looking at the catalog. You were in a loli nigger bait thread jerking off to pedo """fan""" art.

>>713139657 (OP)
To be fair I don't know a single adult who has played this game.

>>713141496
the game looks like this?
there is no way this game wasn't made on the Swtich 1 then ported to the Switch 2, it 100% could run on the Switch 1

>>713147407
Go check the archive
The gameplay looks shit. Nigger villians look shit. Visuals are still gamecube quality just upscaled to 1080. Shitty RPG mechanics on clothing with minor stat changes. Boring and uninspired level themes and designs.

Whoever oversaw the design of this should never work on videogames again.

>>713147569
Another minimum viable product from Nintendo.
Unfortunately, it will be the best selling DK game of all time. Since there is nothing else for switch 2 owners to play.

>>713147385
Ok, I fixed it.

>>713147612
Eric will actually end his own life one day and his suicide note will blame an East Asian interactive video game amusement corporation, lmao. Holy fuck you're insane.

>>713139657 (OP)
Nintendo is a children's company. They will make games for children to enjoy, not grown adults.
I don't understand why I even have to say this. I believe there will come a point in your life (if you play games) where you do have to put the controller down for good and focus on your own life. Nintendo has already accounted for this and that's why they aren't making shit like COD

>>713147705
>Less than 1 month since release
>Already has more exclusives announced than the PS5 has released in 5 years
>"M-muh ports! M-muh shovelware!"
Yeah we can't all have amazing systems with Feed My Raptor and Feed My Raptor 2. The wikipedia "Playstation 5 Exclusive Games" is like suicide fuel to the Snoy.

>>713139657 (OP)
Tendies don't feel shame

>>713147842
Noone mentioned the PS5
Joke console that still has no real game library after 5 years
You do realise both companies can be shit?

>>713141496
This looks dreadful.

>>713147741
Based anon
Dont let nintendo erase him

>>713147827
Meanwhile, the other platforms produce gems like Dragqueen Age: Veilguard, which handles complex grown up concepts like non-binary identity. Mature games for mature gamers such as myself. And I don't see Nintendo giving any representation to black women with that vitiligo shit that gives them white patches on their skin. Pretty regressive and problematic if you ask me. Grow the fuck up, Nintendo! Video games aren't meant to be "fun". They're meant to make you feel, and think. Like when a steroid addicted lesbian in the zombie apocalypse murders a beloved man with a golf club. It's not about a jew game director spiting his goy audience. It's about something something marginalised communities blah blah blah.

>>713141496
OH BANANA
get ready for AGDQ 2025 and the slobbering tards screaming everytime they find one

>>713147741
Your theory falls apart since "Pauline Jr." has the same voice actress as Pauline from Odyssey and recent spin offs.

>>713147941
>You do realise both companies can be shit?
Your opinion is valid, and so are you!

>>713148051
I feel as though you understand where I'm coming from, however, I also can't shake the feeling that you're trying to point fun at my claim.
Regardless of a games maturity rating I believe that the growing up and quitting video games all together is inevitable, so even some more mature titles publish their games with the intention of impressing a new generation, and letting the oldies grow up.

Anyone else liking the soundtrack from what we've heard so far?
It feels like its gonna have even more songs like Break Free and Let's do the odyssey with pauline's singing being a main story point.
Those songs were kino and so I'm looking forward to more

>>713148134
Thanks anon
Nice cock, keep it

>>713148107
Charles Martinet has voiced multiple characters before.

>>713148051
>>713148176
Something can be cool without needing to be "mature". Modern onions aesthetic really has taken over.

>>713141496
I hate his awful tongue

>>713148105
>OH BANANA
I hate saying this phrase but genuinely forced soul.

>>713148412
you're just hating on nintendo. this is a beautiful, expressive and valid ape man!

>>713148176
When I was a latchkey kid my parents would just hand us a wad of money and send us to the movie theater. They got some alone time and we got a neat experience and a couple hours entertainment. There was no way parents wanted to sit through kid's movies back then.
Now, kid's movies are made for parents as much as kids. This is in part because producers realised that the latchkey kid has been replaced by the helicopter parent who doesn't let their kid out of their sight. I've taken my son to Super Mario, Transformers One, Sonic 3 and Minecraft, and my missus wants us to take him to see How to Train Your Dragon (I put my foot down when she said Lilo and Stitch, fuck Disney the pedo tranny scum).
If you think Nintendo isn't making games for families like mine then I don't know what to tell you. Millions of parents like me will buy DK Bananza on release day to make our kids happy, like our parents did for us. The difference? This time the helicopter parent will be helping the kid learn how to play instead of setting up the SNES then closing the bedroom door so they can have some peace and quiet while they destroy their liver or chain smoke in front of the talmudvision.
It's not that you're wrong per se, it just comes across as dismissive, overly simplified, and denying obvious truths, including the big one: There is no such thing as a video game NOT for kids. Hentai waifu, ultra gore violence, heavy politic themes. It doesn't matter. Saying a game is made for adults is like a michelin chef taking a bag of potato chips and a bottle of mountain dew and trying to turn it into an award winning dish. It's just fucking sad. If you're embarrassed by the hobby, just go take up fly fishing or pipe smoking, Mr Maturity.

>>713140204
do zoomers really?

>>713139657 (OP)
Can't hear you over the sound of cunny.

>>713148310
This is cope she is just a young Pauline and has no Mario in her. She's a singer like Pauline, she wears similar clothes to Pauline and she looks and sounds like Pauline. If you want to continue believing that's fine but stop pushing it so hard as your evidence is that she's short but that's because she's a child. The other stuff is nonsense that doesn't matter and you know Mario is a simp for peach and will not move on.

fuck miyamoto

>anon has 0 idea about history, economics, philosophy, literature
>has 0 life experiences, never had sex, never had a fight, never tried drugs
>never practiced a sport, learned music nor became proficient in a craft
>but somehow he is more mature because he wont play the new Donkey Kong game
Nigger, please...

>>713149360
Fuck Miyamoto... 's daughter

>>713148610
Sounds like you just had parents that didnt love you.
The games shit. But congrats on being a good father and taking an intrest in your kids.

>>713148610
>insane projecting drivel from an uncurious man

>>713141496
I don't know what it is but this looks simultaneous good and also like shit.

>>713149561
That was just normal back then. Female boomers were the first generation to get hoodwinked into serving the corporate jew instead of a loving husband and kids and my mother was no different.
Since then there has been at least some pushback with parents wanting to spend time with their kids, more than our parents did with us.

>>713139657 (OP)
>Holy shit this game looks terrible.

Kek you don't own a Switch 2 and you're seething.

>>713146426
Draw her giving a rimjob.