Why is couch co-op considered a dead genre?

damn that guy is huge

>>713140727 (OP)
Split-screen sucks really

>>713140796
a 23 and 21 year old btw.

>>713140796
that's the 'ecker. put some respect on his name

It's not. Mario Kart world has it

>>713140980
30fps tho

>in the full video he literally says his parents buying him a 3ds is what he started him on the path of pedophilia
can't make this shit up

>>713140727 (OP)
Chat is this real?

>>713140980
damn you could tell the rest of his life was flashing before his eyes in this moment

>>713141743
With all the threads after the DK direct can't say im surprised.

>>713140727 (OP)
2 faggot pedos in a room. They'll share the same cell one day.

>he locked his Twitter account
so he's already out?

>>713142018
Any proof that Gordon Flowers is a pedo or are you just projecting?

>>713141743
I skipped through 90% of the video when he started shitting his pants, but I thought he was saying he met the "girl" on the 3DS. Either way, both answers are nonsensical. And the last thing I needed to see was this faggot's flacid cock covered in shit.

>>713140727 (OP)
The diaper guy looks like a fusion of Jay and Chibi

>>713140836
>Zoomers are pedos

leftists are ontologically and inherently evil this event is basic irrefutable truth that even the average person could understand that extermination of leftists can not from a moral or ethical standpoint be considered genocide

hold up wtf happened why is that alleged ecker watching some guy shit? why does it involve video games?

>>713141915
>the rest of his life was flashing before his eyes
LOTS of prison rape flashing before his eyes

>>713140727 (OP)
how the fuck are zoomers aging so fucking horribly

>>713142481
no time to put on fresh diapies

>>713142419
It literally says video games are calling on his shirt, are you blind?

>>713142481
mRNA and microplastics

>>713142528
thats not really the part that was concerning me buddy

>>713142481
They're not. Americans living shitty disgusting lifestyles and eating garbage has nothing to do with the generation they were born in.

>>713142585
The pedo pooper says that he first found child porn on his 3DS web browser

PUT
YOUR
PANTS
ON

https://files.catbox.moe/tk3rk4.mp4

>>713142689
these are the people calling luigi hot on miiverse

>>713142078
Most of these pedo hunters are pedos themselves who are trying way too hard not to appear as pedos, and because they're also normies and normies tend to be narcissistic bullies. No one is losing sleep over some fat nappy wearing nonce getting beaten up or whatever but let's not pretend the guys doing it are doing it for some pure moral crusade. At best it's an excuse to beat people and film it, at worse it's projection

>>713142752
>I NEVER WANTED TO BE THIS WAY
kino

>>713142817
>Most of these pedo hunters are pedos themselves
I keep seeing people say this, but they don't back it up with anything.

>>713142817
Eh who cares? Nobody complains if a gang member shoots a rival gang member. I appreciate the work regardless

>>713142817
So you have no proof, just delusion because you're a pedophile and can't stand to see your own getting caught, got it.

>>713140727 (OP)
Can a benevolent anon give me sauce or qrd I live under a rock lately

>>713142872

>>713142817
Honestly, I don't see why intentions would matter here. The result is indisputably positive regardless of intention; a predatory pedophile is getting locked up while simultaneously being used to send a message to other pedophiles of his ilk.

>>713142962
slit your throat frogposter

>>713142962
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC
Interview portion is pretty boring, feel free to skip once the cops show up.

>>713140727 (OP)
Because it's hard to find real gaymers to play with. I wanted to power thru an entire co-op gayme with one of my buddies in a day, but he didn't want to wear gaymer diapers with me. Dumbass wanted to take breaks to eat and used the restroom. He even wanted me to wash the cheetoh dust off my fingers. Fucking casual.

>>713142481
Zoomers don't go outside and touch grass. Sunlight is actually good for your skin and other stuff in the right amount. Sun block commercials have ruined an entire generation.

I saw some zoomettes at the neighborhood park one time. I thought they were interested in fitness, so I offered to show them some things in my home gym. But it turned out they were only there to make some tiktoks. They came over another day with skimpier clothes, so they could make fake gym creep vids with me.

>>713143071
>Sunlight is actually good for your skin and other stuff in the right amount.
yeah like 15 minutes per day

>>713142413
this but white people

>>713142947
It's just obvious. My gut instincts tell me so. I'm judging these books by their covers, and I know I'm right. Normal people don't do this. It takes some pretty intense mental illness to motivate pedo hunting.
The fact that you're attempting to refute this obvious fact is concerning.

>>713142962
He thought he was going to shit and piss on an 11 year old and 69 with her. Ends up getting arrested while covered in his own shit. Superbly kino

>>713143218
This is like the classic leftist
>you don't like gay people? that must mean you're super gay

By which I mean you're insane and wrong

>>713143218
Your opinions aren't facts retard-kun. everyone can see through your bullshit.

>>713143230
The fact he just does it is the most insane part to me. As soon as he rolls up he dumps ass.

If he would have waited 5 minutes to realize it's a sting he would have still had a shitty time but less literally.

>>713140727 (OP)
>>713143187
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME MUSLIM BEARDS

>>713143218
Genuinely who the fuck cares? A pedophile is off the streets and cannot hurt anybody now, it's a net positive.

>>713143441
Islam allows child brides so...

>>713143026
>The result is indisputably positive regardless of intention;
Wrong. Super predators take out the weaker predators to maximize their operation. A predator is most likely only going to molest a child, but the super predator is much more likely to kidnap, rape, and traffic a child.

Ashton Kutcher(friends with P. Diddy) was at some point overseeing some anti-human trafficking organization. The organization could actually be used to facilitate human tracking because you get access to so much information.

>>713143174
Depends on skin tone, geographical latitude, and clothing/covering. Sun your anus.

>>713142481
Bad genetics + being fat

>>713143540
You're just upset the pedohunter is a jew and the diaper shitting pedo is white
cope

>>713140727 (OP)
the face of the chomo posting the tales of threads

>>713143427
>there for maybe one full minute
>let’s just get started

>>713142947
Imagine being this dense. It's an uncomfortable truth but it's just clout chasing and projection. Spending your spare time doing this shit, whilst hilarious to watch sometimes, is peak woman brained behaviour. Moral crusading for internet updoots is no different from a woman using her tits to get more engagement. Social media breeds self obsessed clowns who thinks the world cares what they have to say or do. I know it's hard for tiktok babies to discern what is genuine and what is engagement bait, and what is just some fag stroking his ego for moral updoots, but try to pick it up one day. You will realize that everything on the internet is fake, astroturfed and created entirely for self obsessed reasons. You can see it on this very site with random blog posts, people just shitting up an unrelated thread to talk about their drug habit, their gf/people they're fucking, or something otherwise completely irrelevant and posted just to brag or stroke one's ego.

Tldr: it's clout chasing, projection and general self obsession which pedo hunters do it for.

>>713143540
You're making assumptions based on literally nothing. Equating a fucking human trafficking operation with some schmucks preying on children on the internet and their Nintendo 3DS is completely laughable. The hunter here has no method of expanding his awareness or making connections to make himself into this mythical "super predator" in your head.

Even if such a thing were to happen, these pedo hunters are not organized nor coordinated. Should one start preying on children, it won't be long before the others smell blood in the water and turn on him. Not out of any moral obligation, mind you, but out of the desperation for the insane clout the story will get them.

>>713140727 (OP)
i jerk off to some pretty odd shit that makes me feel bad about myself after i get my nut off but at least i'm not this nigga

>>713143343
More like someone who spends a lot of time pretending to be gay, going to gay bars and luring gay men to secluded locations to beat them up. It's just obviously not fucking normal, and I don't know why you're so defensive about it.

>>713142481
Idk but it’s definitely not just a meme
I’m in my early 30s and granted very fit but I look younger than most of the zoomers at my gym who often have the look of the guy on the left in op
Environmental poison most likely but what exactly I don’t think anyone knows precisely

>>713143692
>Bunch of projection and headcanon
retard

>>713143692
Come back to me with some proof and not some pedocope, not reading any of that.

>>713140727 (OP)
Playing Diablo 4 couch co-op with my wife right now.

>>713143692
bro this you?

>>713143803
the trick is to never do it, thats what the porn is for.never act. never worth it anyway. and i'm not talking about pedo shit personally.

>>713143831
>>713143857
Concession accepted. Learn to use your head instead of thinking in purely black and white, direction brained terms. It's just easier for your tiny fried brains to put people who disagree with you into convinent boxes. Pair of retards.

>>713143895
No, he is in jail as we speak getting pounded by Jamal.

>>713140727 (OP)
https://x.com/ifightforkids/status/1887649036766716065

Imagine the smell
Ponder the aroma

THINK ABOUT STINK

>>713144076
he's not only a pedo, and suicidal, he's also an obvious pussy baby. he's in solitary protective custody right now

>>713144013
You're not fully human

>>713144132
How the fuck did a room full of people just sit there for nearly an hour calmly interviewing this sped while he spills his guts and admits to like 3 other crimes? There's no way it didn't reek to hell within minutes of him doing the deed.

>>713142817
Big trvke here, but paedophilia isn’t actually even a thing. It’s a hoax issue resurrected from the mid-20th century, used as part of the same toolkit people like Sarkeesian used to destroy specific media or hobbies for profit and personal satisfaction. It’s the same thing with racism. There aren’t actually fetishists born with a natural desire to have sex with children.

>>713142481
It's fucking bizarre. Millennials have weird aging as well. Some look like they have eternal baby face while others look like balding ass men by mid 20s. But yeah, it seems like Zoomers are aging far more rapidly. It won't be long before Gen A start getting visits from the Norwood Reaper.

it has to be your first day here

>>713144214
The diaper mostly contained it, as soon as the cop made him drop it everyone started gagging

>>713144013
You're the one whose brain is fried here. You're making illogical assumptions, false equivalences and writing headcanon about people you don't know, yet you're trying to take a moral high ground above anons on the Mongolian basket-weaving forum. But please, continue malding.

>>713142481
>how the fuck are zoomers aging so fucking horribly

>>713140727 (OP)
So the guy on the right is some diaper fetish person who solicited a minor? Who is the guy on the left and is this relevant to /v/ or is this just a one time event?

>>713144297
Sitting right next to him though? I mean I guess that's what diapers are for, I'm just underestimating their effectiveness. Cops really fucked over the duded who owns the sting house by making diaper boy drop his dookie on the floor.

>>713143027
Frog website

>>713144385
He is one of those vigilante predator catchers, except he doesn’t beat them up he trolls the shit out of them

>>713144120
Based

>>713143632
Didn't even know that and I'm not the same guy that you've been arguing with. I do have a theory about Jews and other "Cave" people. Most regular humans evolved on the plains. "Cave" people evolved in the caves and would literally eat each other's shit for nutrients in desperate times. These people are also prone to inbreeding, so they are genetically more attracted to people who do not look like them to avoid further inbreeding. Coupling this shit them also being prone to mental illness, these cave people are more likely to commit rape outside their tribe.

So what I'm saying is Jews(and some Japs"Tengu" descendants) have an odd obsession with scat. That pedo is probably is a Jewish rape baby or a descendant of one.

Also since they are more likely to prefer people outside their race, Jewish women have the highest rates of cheating. They cheat so much they have it in their culture a child isn't really jewish unless the mother is.

>>713143775
I'm talking about NGOs who's mission is supposedly to stop human trafficking not some faggots trying to get internet clout.

>>713142481
lmao, you got the lil balding baby upset

>>713144492
>Didn't even know that and I'm not the same guy that you've been arguing with. I do have a theory about Jews and other "Cave" people. Most regular humans evolved on the plains. "Cave" people evolved in the caves and would literally eat each other's shit for nutrients in desperate times. These people are also prone to inbreeding, so they are genetically more attracted to people who do not look like them to avoid further inbreeding. Coupling this shit them also being prone to mental illness, these cave people are more likely to commit rape outside their tribe.
>
>So what I'm saying is Jews(and some Japs"Tengu" descendants) have an odd obsession with scat. That pedo is probably is a Jewish rape baby or a descendant of one.
>
>Also since they are more likely to prefer people outside their race, Jewish women have the highest rates of cheating. They cheat so much they have it in their culture a child isn't really jewish unless the mother is.

>>713144492
Holy cope
White people are satanic

>>713144492
thats dumb. the germans are not cave people

>>713143218
Nah
>You are the thing you hate
Is just baseless projection. People can get autistically obsessed about something for a variety of reasons. Every homicide detective isn't secretly a serial killer lmao. One might hunt pedos for money, fame, a personal vendetta, or even just get randomly sucked into a job/hobby like most people do. Maybe one of his loved ones was victimized by a pedo, so he made it his life's mission to put as many pedos behind bars as possible.

You're using both female logic (woman's intuition) and r*ddit logic (if you hate trannies, then you must want to be one yourself).