>>713156474Dated an imageboard-using tomboy for 5 years (live-in)
She had spiky hair
Was tanned because she took me outside
Super fit
Bouncy and energetic and loved pranks
Wore a lot of hoodies and pants
Had a deeper voice than average
Forced me to go to the gym with her (was based)
Always got in physical fights with me
She was super into me in bed, almost entranced
Wanted tons of kids
She definitely was somehow romantically interested in an out-of-shape, socially inept, cold and cynical shitposter (she constantly reminded me "she loves nerds")
I fumbled her because I played mount and blade 12 hours a day
All the stuff on the left isn't true