Thread 713158936

in what world is this shit GOTY material?

>>713158936 (OP)
Filtered+skill checked+retard

>>713158936 (OP)
looks like a skill issue.

>>713158936 (OP)
In this world that we reside in

>>713158936 (OP)
>Complaining about a side activity for a useless cosmetic
lmao

>>713158936 (OP)
>Crying about side-content in a decently long rpg
dishonest little shitniggers like you should be flayed and then thrown in the ocean

>>713158936 (OP)
Which asset flip streamer rage bait platformer is this?

>>713158936 (OP)
Jesus christ that guy sucks at playing games. I only fell once.
The level is supposed to be a fun side minigame, nothing else to it

>>713159309
It's a side activity in clair obscure expedition 33

>>713158936 (OP)
Is this a showcase of you being retarded?

>>713159059
>>713159070
>>713159325
>NOOOOO it' ok when the side quests suck, it's all about le drama baguette story bro, the rest of the game sucks bu-but the story bro IS SOOO GOOD
Sad.

>>713159563
You made a thread and showed everyone that you suck at games. Looks literally like a toddler playing the game

>>713159059
don't put them in the game then cunt.

>>713159643
I liked doing the activity
If you don't want to do it you can always... not do it...

>>713159070
Where's the extremely low quality dogshit content in Chrono Trigger or any of the other "goty" titles in the genre?

>>713159563
I accept your concussion.

>Webm showing someone playing like a retard
>"Wow! This game sucks!"
DSP thread?

>>713159003
This lol

>>713160331
Stupid, sexy, dirty Lune.

>>713159832
>concussion
A-anon-kun...

>>713158936 (OP)
is this being played by same guy that took an hour to get past the cuphead tutorial??

>>713158936 (OP)
>shit minigame serving as easter egg is respresentative of the whole game
not only you showed you are retarded, but also a skillless nigger

>>713158936 (OP)
lmao is this shit an only up knockoff?

>>713158936 (OP)
Ahhhh the French!

>>713158936 (OP)
massive skill issue
now, the beach volleyball thing? that can go get fucked straight in the eyes

>>713160464
She cured me of pedophilia

Need webms for those partying gestrals
https://youtu.be/n2Dp94sibqg?feature=shared

>>713158936 (OP)
That instant direction change instead of turn animation always gives cheap asset flip trash.

>>713161504
Fuck are you on about?
Only AAAA console slop animates character turns the way you mean, it's instant or very fast in every other game, including literally every game before 2015.

>>713161751
He is slightly correct, I also was like "oh right the game has a lower budget than it looks" right at the start when I saw Gustave's walking animations and Maelle took off at supersanic speeds
That's a GOOD thing thoughever

>>713161504
You are brainrotten, you should instant turn, always. Anything else is """"cinematic"""" at the cost of responsiveness.

>>713160718
Your raft has 3 little squares of different wood on it, you wanna aim at those instead of at the projectiles themselves

>>713161504
Nah mate, you're just spoiled rotten. You're so used to le cinematic realism that you forget you're supposed to play a video game with snappy movement and not walking simulators.

>>713161998
What are some other third person games made in the last 3 years that have snappy movement? Genuinely can't think of even 1

ye "game" is beyond trash

>>713162037
Cant think of either. That's why I play old games and laugh at modern flops.

Vnrvvl 3ng1n3

Literally looks like the default UE mannequin physics.

>>713162139
kek I remember that exact jump cause the same thing happened to me

>>713161849
>muh QoL
QoL has been a cancer to the gaming industry, which all started with dogshit QoL mods. Not everything needs to be trivial.

I just installed the mods that makes the gestral beaches ultra easy

>>713162306
I simply installed the mods that make Lune and Maelle ultra naked

>>713162215
>Input lag is QoL
???

>>713158936 (OP)
Is that really the game? I don't believe you. Looks like that streamerbait climbing game

>>713162421
That's the joke. Yes, the devs literally put a couple Only Up sections in as a joke

>>713158936 (OP)
I first tried it.

>>713158936 (OP)
Reminds me of that assets flip you had infinitely climb shit lmao

>>713158936 (OP)
This shit is actually in the game?

GOTY

>>713158936 (OP)
There's going to be mass-seppuku in the 3rd world when this wins GOTY, and I can't wait.

>>713161504
I see u like RDR2

I don't understand why it matters whether your character turns instantly or cinematically in a game where movement only exists to explore and combat happens separately
I also never understood the same complaints about RDR2, whenever there's action you just shoot people from cover anyway

>>713158936 (OP)
play a real man's optional platforming dungeon

>>713162501
it's more like those custom parkour maps in san andreas multiplayer, minecraft, also i've seen one in a wow private server

>>713162605
I really really want to get into this game, but every time I try, I do exactly ONE side quest, see that I'm now level 6 whereas the main quest is level 2, and give up cause it's clearly too easy

>>713162651
No, it is quite literally an Only Up reference. Even the mantling is the same

>>713162352
based

>>713158936 (OP)
KZ should be in every 3rd person game. It should be in every first person game too.

>>713162981
who the fuck is kz

Is this seriously in the game?

>>713158936 (OP)
If you couldn't do this easily, you should stop being a gamer

>>713163103
It's an optional minigame

>>713163040
Kazakhstan

>>713158936 (OP)
This one is perfectly reasonable.

The real shit is the tennis minigame and the final wall climb with randomized falling rock (MEGA ASS CANCER)

>>713163391
Then I don't understand. Most games are already in Unreal.

>>713161504
It's hilarious when you get to that beach because it becomes very clear very early on in the game that everyone moves like those Only Up clones because it's dogshit unreal engine garbage made by soulless faggots who crave acclaim for their bitch boy writing and have no interest in putting any effort into the actual gameplay. And then you get to that gestral beach and it's just outright Only Up.

The animations in any sequence that isnt cutscene and battles are so jarring how bad they are.

>>713159563
>>713159643
these two are right, who wants to do silly side stuff in game to get skins? not me! it should be microtransactions like all my favorite games have (cod, fifa, etc). Perhaps $20 per costume would be good.

>>713162139
Yeah see this shit is why I will never care about the platforming challenges. The jump button just doesn't work if you press it right after sprinting.

>>713162518
You're not white, but you are a manlet from a broken home

Chudigga digga what what what what
Chudigga digga in my butt but butt butt

>>713158936 (OP)
Why do ethnics love to shill their le jaime?

>>713158936 (OP)
just because its objectively the best game this year doesnt mean that it doesnt have any flaws whatsoever. other games are just worse/lacking.

>>713158936 (OP)
Go back to your soulslop or whatever zoomershit you play

>>713159824
>Where's the extremely low quality dogshit content in Chrono Trigger
Right here

>>713159325
ive never been good at these climbing cbt streamslop games but expy 33 is really lenient with it what with the ledge climbing being very safe. so weird that you have to be wary about the auto-roll animation and what even causes it. i managed to do it in one.

>>713164436
kek the roll fucked me over so many times in the painting workshop

>>713159563
It is though. Deal with it.

>>713164561
what would your nomination be right now?

>>713164761
Whatever game you hated the most this year

>>713164806
Oh so you do think E33 is GOTY?

>>713158936 (OP)
havent checked out this part yet. ALready beaten the game and one-shotted the end game bosses including simon.

>>713165012
It's like 5 minutes long

>>713159563
>>713163103
Yeah it's right after gitgud

>>713159309
for real it looks no different from mindseye

>>713159824
>2011 goty skyrim
Yeah that games not full of shit at all

>>713164806
So you're being a contrarian so you can feel like a hipster
>>713165523
Dang looks just like pic related

>>713159003
Fpbp

>>713159563
>the side quests suck

They don't though, YOU suck at playing.

>>713162139
This exact thing happened to me in this spot too.

>>713158936 (OP)
Remember when assassins creed and only up did this and it was shit then too.

>>713160331
those animations are absolute trash tier. is this from the actual game?

>>713161504
>turn animation
I see you like your controls floaty

>>713158936 (OP)
>>713159563
>so shit at games he can't complete the most basic platformer side activity ever made and says it sucks
Sad.

>>713158936 (OP)
Should have played Super Mario as a kid

>>713162180
that's because it is, the glitchy platforming that slides you off the edge is a result of using the default capsule collision character from the template