Thread 713159315

What was going through Kojimasan's head when he created, wrote, directed and produced this scene?

>>713159315 (OP)
so you don't know

>>713159315 (OP)
That he could do no wrong and that Konami was going to beg him to come back.

>>713159315 (OP)
why is this person so ugly

I fucking love Mario games

>>713159386
>>713159315 (OP)
Face scanning was a mistake

>>713159493
Lmao

God what a ridiculous quest. Game is fucking ridiculous.

>>713159315 (OP)
>the scene that filtered so many faggots
based

>>713159315 (OP)
How did Nintendo agree on this? This scene is cringe beyond believe but it's definitely a massive win for Sony.

>>713159493
>wastes your time with shitty romance only to end up in a drama later
Fuck you too

>>713159315 (OP)
Kojima has done it again, people will talk for decades about this scene. Take notice devs, learn from the master, this is how you keep your game memorable for years to come

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>"Snake, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 is actually a reskin of the Japanese game Doki Doki Panic?"
Was this codec conversation really necessary?

>>713159315 (OP)
Boy, do I love the smell of my own farts.

>>713159315 (OP)
Kojima doesn't read books. He only knows how to ripoff things seen on video screen.

>>713160432
>Kojima doesn't read books
I see lil zoomie doesn't follow his socials

>>713159493
Was this some sort of big time actress Kojima knew? I always assumed the face model was the same person who voiced her, and I never understood how her performance made it into the game, she can barely speak English
All the other cameos I get because at least it's Kojima showing off his celebrity connections, but I have no idea who the hell this broad is and why she got such a spotlight

>>713159315 (OP)
You tell me

>>713160432
Factually wrong. He was talking about authors and novelists who inspired him back in the fucking 80s and 90s.

>>713160563
She's a smalltime fashion model Kojima boned

>>713159386
Genuinely the worst thing about DS.

>>713159315 (OP)
You are still making threads about it, so clearly he achieved his goal

>>713160542
>>713162392
He's just lying to look cool. Just look at how Marvel-y MGS3 and 4 was.

>>713159493
this fucking quest felt like being transported to an alternate reality where everyone is gay

>>713159472
It's actually a de-aged old hag, though you might apply that criticism to the other characters.

I want to beat Kojima to death and I don't know why. I just do.

MGSV, DS and DS2 are literally Kojima not giving a shit about gameplay, and milking his fans for money so he can pretend to be a Hollywood director

He's like Tommy Wiseau, except he hasn't raped an actress on camera yet.

>>713159315 (OP)
in japan wordplay and the like is prime, no, BEYOND prime ULTRA PEAK humor
it does not translate at all into english

>>713165856
Hi, anon! Did you play these games?

>>713163831
he wanted to be clowned on?

>>713159386
This

Holy fucking shit

STOP hiring used Hollywood hookers. What the FUCK. No one will buy your NASTY ASS OLD BITCH

>>713165965
ピーチ(piichi/peach) ビーチ(biichi/beach)
yeah. the little marks are funny to japs, since it's a subtle change.

>>713159315 (OP)
Mario and Princess Peach.

>>713168060
HAHAHAHA XDDDD

>>713159315 (OP)
More like Mario and Princess BITCH!!!

>>713165856
>Only Kojima games where there is more and more complex gameplay than movies are games about movies


...huh?

>>713159315 (OP)
This whole sequence is a parody of mawkish video game endings, it’s deliberately absurd.

>>713159493
…yeah I suck Kojima’s cock but I can’t really defend this one, don’t know what he was smoking to think this was OK to push out.

>>713168638
He just wanted some barely legal model pussy, it's the most logical decision he's ever made.

>>713159315 (OP)
>Söy la creativdad...

>713159839
Posted it again. Sad!

>>713159315 (OP)
>bing bing wahoo!

>>713159315 (OP)
/v/ still cannot explain what is wrong with this line