fun game

From what I've seen in the game japniggers metaslave and fuck you over at every opportunity, whereas people from anywhere else do so much less.

>picks Goomba
>surprised that he gets stomped on sight.
???

>>713159963 (OP)
Next time don't drive into formerly Chuck's? You were asking to get fucked, retard.

>>713159963 (OP)
Nintendo did this on purpose, they made this game so fucking rage inducing so you break your controller and buy a new one. Genius

>chaotic racing game is chaotic
Are you guys actually fucking retarded?

>>713160225
yeah i am. what now, bitch

>>713160225
>you see they designed it to be shit so why are you calling it shit?!

>>713159963 (OP)
>game with literal children playing on it has mechanics that let said children come back from behind
holy shit no way man

>>713160148
even after he hit that shit he was still 1st place until all hell broke loose, this game is a fucking joke and not a funny one

>>713159963 (OP)
Unironically just a matter of wrong place and wrong time. If you want to avoid 80% of the shit in the game don't drive near other people.

I ain't playing this shit but it's fairly smart game design. If you're invested in the race you come out either winning or believing you were robbed (and thus are "actually" the best)

>>713159963 (OP)
Cool Wii U game!

>>713160496
Skill issue

>crashing into charging chuck
>impulsively using bob omb
>not checking rear camera
>missing an item block
>not loitering until 20s for item pulls
This was salvageable

>>713160747
wtf are you talking about? he couldn't do shit here, after he hit that chuck he perfectly used the mushroom boost to stay first place and still got fucked by the entire race

>>713160496
If he didn't spam the bomb, it could've been used against the shell that hit him.
I'm not saying he still wouldn't have gotten fucked, but a lot of what happened was lead up to by OP's mistakes.

24 players is just ridiculous

>>713159963 (OP)
The game is much more manageable at 12 players. Which tends to happen often now because people get frustrated quickly and stop playing after 2 races. I had like 6 race win streak last night when the room was about half full.

>>713161002
not really. they should make mario kart 99. now that would be fun

>>713160225
old mario karts weren't like this. If you were good you would always win. In this new one it's a complete dice roll

>>713159963 (OP)
yeah it does but I'm not spending 580€ for just one game. Gonna need more than that

>>713160083
can someone translate this

not shown: he got a bullet and a gold mushroom on his next item pickup and won the race.

>>713161386
if you're better than opponents then you still win. whether it's new or old mario kart. there's no question about it.
but it is party game to be enjoyed with friends. not esports

>>713160908
> Literally threw away his protection
Maybe he doesn't know that bombs don't fuck up the holder in this game desu but he fucked himself twice in this clip

>be 1st due to item abuse
>get mad when others use items too

>>713159963 (OP)
ITEM RAPED
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Git gud scrub. Use your rear view when you crash out and (generally a good rule anyway) avoid the middle of the track. Whoever's footage that is can't play vidya and deserves every item gang rape they get. I've now lost count of how many multiplayer races I've won.

>>713161528
kek, retard

>>713161002
Ridiculously fun

>>713161286
Picrel

>>713159963 (OP)
I don't know why you act surprised. This shit has been happening for 30 years.

>>713161841
nah it has never been this bad, the whole game design is just bad

>>713161654
your internet crush could've saved item to use, but he did not plan ahead at all.

>>713159963 (OP)

>>713161982
It's not even that bad by mario kart standards.

>first hit ran into a track hazard
>second hit, by green shell
>third hit, hit by red shell
>fourth hit is from another racer

I've seen worse clips from basically every mario kart since 64.

>>713162049
>didn't time his A press upon landing to get a boost
Could've easily made it.

>>713162049
This was retarded play. You obviously don't want to get blued in that position.

Baby game is baby game

>>713161654
Didn't take the shortcut optimally. Might have still lost to blue shell but wouldn't have gotten horned

>>713159963 (OP)
>Swerves directly into obstacle

TRVKE: Mario Kart was never that good

I really couldn't believe it

>>713161654
BEEP

>>713162641
In Mario Kart you can use the left joystick to move your character left and right to avoid obstacles

>>713162641
I can see her butt

>>713162049
why does he try to jump into the wall before getting hit

>>713162769
The boo was kinda blocking the view

>>713162879
Literally not

>>713162879
Why you looking at the boo instead of the track?

>>713159963 (OP)
This game is such a cluster fuck

>>713159963 (OP)
Skill issue
>drives into chuck... for literally no reason other than monkey brain wants to mushroom over a little bit of mud
>Spams too hard and loses bomb, which could have been thrown back behind you
>desperately goes for the double item block despite it being obviously contested, instead of going for a single item
>didnt slow down or break for literally 0.5 seconds to snag a double item, as it respawns
>keeps zig zagging undefended (no drag item) into parts of the track people will be taking, aka, inside turns.

>>713160908
>>713161542
more than twice

>>713160610
Correct. This game is a massive dev skill issue.

>>713162974
He took my item
It flabbergasted me
I wanted to use em

it's super mario driving a toy car, dude. what did you expect?

>>713162769
Rosa's ass is too distracting i forgot about it

mario kart is meant to be played split screen with family or friends.

>>713162641
There was literally no way to avoid this. You are a victim. Can you link me your paypal? I'm going to help you sue Nintendo. Never again is NOW!

>>713161002
It feels like a move to say how different and ambitious this new Mario kart is, instead it just feels sloppy

>>713163479
It was a funny interaction why are you mad

>>713162597
You know......

>>713162049
KEK

>>713163573
Because I have EMPATHY.
This is NOT your fault, Chief!
No. Listen. Listen to me.
THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.

>>713159963 (OP)
Every mario kart wemb I watched looks like the game was designed to be the most rage inducing shit ever

>>713161654
Not even compfags are going to stick with this game

>>713160225

if they wanted a skill based they'd be playing f-zero, there's a reason why mario kart is popular. It makes shitters believe they are good, from the tranniest of speedrunners to the most casual tard.

There's a reason why mario kart is popular and we are quickly approaching a no fun allowed final destination only mario kart MP

>>713163718
It is, in the very best way. Most of the rage seems to come from people who aren't playing and therefore feeling the satisfaction of overcoming these losses to win. It's like 2.5% of the rush you get from beating a tough Soulsborne boss. If I'd never beaten a Soulsborne game, it would probably be frustrating just seeing clips of people getting fucked by sus hotboxes or tracking attacks or cheap cliff falls from push backs.

>Mario Kart
>competitive

Absolute fucking cancer

>>713161654
I don't like the flying sections just because there's no real ways to make any moves. you're just subject to whether or not you have an item to use that your opponent can't block.

I don't think i've first place in World yet.
Best i could do is 3rd.

>>713163176
cope
pure condensed cope.
>WAAAH WHY CANT I WIN ALL THE TIME IN THIS PARTY RACE GAME WAAH
pathetic, honestly.

>>713163718
Getting fucked in front of a checkpoint will make anyone mad yeah

>>713160908
Bro what are you talking about. Watch some pros play on Youtube and realise how easy it is to place top third just by getting a double item box in lower places. Dude probably couldn't have gotten 1st at this point but 8th-4th easy

>>713161497
Japniggers=Japanese people
Metaslave=Using efficient strategies

Anon is mad that the japanese players are better than him.

>>713161386
this. It all went downhill since MK7

>>713160083
I routinely beat the shit out of moon-rune name havers. I haven't even noticed them fucking me over more than western usernames.
>From what I've seen
This is what happens when you just base your opinions on shit you've seen second hand. When you haven't played it for yourself because you have some kind of inexplicable Sicilian blood feud against an entertainment corporation because they are not your preferred platform of choice.

>>713163771
It's fucking mario kart

>>713164265
whats crazy is the same people bitching about muh metaslaves, are also the ones bitching that some twat in back got a gold mush and a triple mush and went from last to first by cutting out 60% of the track...
so which is it? you can only win by abiding to the stats that give such a "massive" advantage its an instant loss if youre not in the meta, which at BEST 5% more speed or 8% more acceleration than you.
or is it that none of it matters because item RNG is going to dominate anyway so anyone can win?

the fact is ALL mario karts are like this, if you allow items items will cause bad players to win and good players to lose. if you play without items then of course the best player wins, if all players are good, then the best setup will likely win.

The next truth is that world is objectively the best MK (outside of playing the connected tracks, just playing the 3-lap single races) because what actually matters is skill, jumping over rough terrain, wall riding, bouncing off poles etc all matter more than picking the right kart or character.
He who can do the autism speedrun lap is going to win over he who picked the meta kart.
Meanwhile the itemfag is less powerful as the standard 3 lap tracks have much less powerful corner cuts.

People picking to play the open world raceslop mode then bitching are retards. Vs race, Open mode, Select map, Select same map, there. 3 laps, no connected bullshit.

>>713159963 (OP)
>noooo why doesn't this party game for toddlers have cOmPeTiTiVe InTeGrItY

Just play Counter Strike or League of Legends.

>>713159963 (OP)
>drive like shit
>get shit on
seems fair

>>713159963 (OP)
git gud

>>713159963 (OP)
This game looks like shit

>>713159963 (OP)
THE GAME IS BLATANTLY CHEATING WHAT THE FUCK

>>713160147
I laughed.

>>713159963 (OP)
Mario kart 8 and onwards are more luck based than mario party. Where have you been for the last 12 years

I'm making a lobby, join up chuds! Let's race!

Room ID:FFL 7NN

This game was made to be played with friends and family and laugh at how people get robbed.
I don't get the people who treat it as a real racing game.

>>713160225
Yes /v/ is very retarded

>>713165837
>Tripfaggot
>"chids"
nah you're a faggotron i will wait for the /v/eekend

I don't even know why missing item boxes is a thing. Its the worst feeling and they could have surely found a better way of handling them.

>>713159963 (OP)
There should be no items mode.

>retards always go for the youtube clip rails 0.1s shortcuts
>get hit by [literally any item] and get catapulted back in last place because they aredropped in the void
lmao

>>713159963 (OP)
Glad I didn't get this dog shit

Nice game design Nintendo

>>713159963 (OP)
Same as any other MK. It's fun yes.

>>713168696
Nintendo will never beat the toddler allegations, just look at this shit

>>713168696
This is fucking hilarious, the online is already becoming a shitshow

why the fuck does MKW hide your position when you're near the finish line? this shit is so obnoxious

>>713172851
Online with 24 players would never be synced perfectly. They do this to hide last microsecond position swaps and having the game say they were first.

>>713162641
fucking kek

>>713159963 (OP)
>Doesn't look behind him to avoid the onslaught, and instead just takes it all in the ass
lol, lmao even.

>zoomer fags first mario kart experience
absolute roflcopter

glad I sold this shit

>>713173735
What a waste of money

>>713160225
They aren't ready to accept that the game isn't skill based but a slot machine.

>>713168696
I choose intermission every once in. A while.
I honestly don't hate em.
8.6k vr btw

>>713168696
>$80 well spent

>>713162049
LMFAOO

>>713160340
Im sorry you have brain paralysis and therefore cant compute whats going on

>>713162049
>>713162641
It's stuff like this that makes the game so great lma0o

>>713162270
Should have jumped off road to skip the blue shell, IIRC it's faster to get Lakitu'd than Blue Shell'd