Thread 713161657

Why aren't people buying the Switch 2 anymore?

>>713161657 (OP)
Literally the fastest selling console of all time

>>713161657 (OP)
Bad word of mouth about it's accessories and mario kart

>>713161741
(according to nintendo)

Cause 9-10dies already bought 2 or 3.

>>713162232
>>713162271
>>713162301
Sounds like you lost ;)

>>713161741
Scalping included?

>>713161657 (OP)
Because it only has

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

Why is Mario sad?

>>713161657 (OP)
It's...It's over.

lol

>>713161657 (OP)
mindbroken by a tablet lol

Go out into the real world and you'll find that nobody owns this thing

>>713161657 (OP)
Diehards already got it. The rest is up to normalfag casuals. It was always going to be up to the normalfag casuals whether the system succeeds or eats shit. The holidays will be interesting.

>>713162271
According to Nintendo, the Switch 2 sold a ton!
>Tendies:"That's true! Believe Nintendo!"
According to Sony, the PS2 sold more than the Switch
>Also Tendies:"Noooooo thats a lie Sony is lying don't believe corporations!"

Snoyjeets tranny thread

>>713162413
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>>713162574

Least obvious samefag

>>713161657 (OP)
Are you telling everyone to buy another one???

why would I buy it
what new games can I play on it

>>713162574
Nintendo would never lie to me because they is my family and care about me :)

>>713162574
Sony always lies

>>713161657 (OP)
For me
>overpriced console and accessories
>$80 games
>game key cards are pure cancer
>mario kart and donkey kong aren’t worth buying a new console for
Maybe in a few years when it actually has something worth playing.

All fanatics bought them day1, normal people waiting for 3rd party games to show up.

Is this the Nintendo schizo seethe thread?

>>713162740
>>713162743
See >>713162602

>>713162602
>several of those posts in under a minute from each other
Most assblasted nintendo buttlicker

>>713161657 (OP)
Nintendo marketer controversy thread

>>713162646
Shine post. Hardcore idol sim based on Light novel. You become idol producer, manage the lolis, train them, take care of them, and expand facility, making merch, and reach to Budoukan, and manage your sheckel not to go minus, or you'll go to crab boat. And bikinis are 3 times expensive than other live outfits anyway.
You will have 5x3 girls to produce.

>>713161657 (OP)
Might have something to do with the "HDR 120Hz" screen being a complete lie
Motion blur is so bad that even 60 fps isn't clear much less 120
And HDR is a complete fake bullshit marketing lie for the inbuilt screen
FUCK nintendo

>>713162827
Please understand he only has mario kart to play, and everytime he touches 1st place he gets shat on and falls to 20th place

>>713162883
cute but not for me

>>713162872
>>713162271
>>713162232
>>713161657 (OP)
>>713162449

I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE'N KEY CARD, WAHOO!

Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and key cards when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year.
Nintendo was no match for wave of Chinese games.
En taro Xi Jinping!! My life for China!!

>>713163005
tiananmen

>>713162827
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>>713163005
Nobody is falling for your phone

Because its sold out in every big box store within 50 miles of me and every online retailer?

>>713162956
Miina is 10 years old on start.

uh oh melty

>>713161657 (OP)
no supply, they can't manufacture enough units to sell

lots of famous streamers in japan have lost their lotteries to get switch 2s repeatedly and still can't get one. Demand is so high that they just can't make enough units to meed demand

>>713161657 (OP)
The one with MK world bundle costs $600 here
>mfw

>>713163121
I ordered one from the official website and they sent it to me days later. This was a week after launch.

>>713163172
good for you. I just rocked up to my local store and bought one. I have friends that can't find a unit anywhere though, so I guess we were in places where they overestimated demand and other people live in places where they underestimated demand

>>713163093
yeah so?

>>713161657 (OP)
I literally walked in and bought one the other day. Big and girthy for my developing king-sized fingers. Obsessed with MK World right now. Going to get the new DK and Splatoon. Life's good.

>>713163242
>>713163242
Maybe the shortage in Japan can be explained by the Japan only switch, which would be a separate production process.

>>713163298
Can put 10 years old in bikini. And 12 years old like Hinatsu. pic rel is Hinatsu getting trauma for coomer player putting her on bikini in live.

>>713161657 (OP)
cause its sold out retard.

Only scalpers bought it. Nobody else is interested.
Wii U 2.

>>713161657 (OP)
I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WOULD BOMB NO ONE LISTENED

>>713161741
WHO FUCKING CARES ALL THAT MATTERS IS TOTAL SALES YOU MONGOLOID

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>>713163937
Nobody is falling for your retarded cope, op

>>713162434
Wow this still doesn't flow right, don't quit your day job.

>>713162434
ps5 succeeded where switch 2 will fail

>>713163121
It's for preventing chink resellers buying the JP only version I think

>>713164045
Ps5 is the biggest flop of all time, 99 percent of Sony revenue is still ps4 and pc

The failure of the Switch 2 is a victory for gamers everywhere.

>>713164124
>>713164045
What is this mentally ill level of snoy cope?

Another bait thread, oh boy!

>>713161657 (OP)
I think we can all agree that op is a pedophile that should be range banned

>>713164124
Why are Western right wings being anti Japan, and doing NO JAPAN campaign just like Koreans did, which is failed? 4chan used to be Nettouyo, but where did nettouyos in West gone to? They are framing Japan as censor happy when Korea and China are actually censor happy as no Korean and Chinese game have no bikinis while Japanese games can.
Why do Westerners believe that Korea and China censors less than Japan when Korean and Chinese games cannot have bikinis while Japanese games can?
Korean zoomers would rather play Japanese games instead of censored Korean slops tho...(unless it is Ruliweb) did u forgot DJmax censorship with rashguard? And blue archive censorship in 2023?
(JP server first got swimsuit censored in 2023, and censored swimsuits have been applied to KR/Global later)

Why is Japanese game dying happy to gamers??

>>713161657 (OP)
because everyone already bought one

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>>713164181
70 million units isn't a failure

>>713164550
WOW ALL 3 MILLION? WHAT A SUCCESS

>>713164604
That was a mistranalation, it's actually 70k

>>713164649
More than Ps5 ;)

>>713164683
actually it's 70
everyone else got a knock-off that's actually a mini-pc in disguise and didn't notice because all anyone plays on it is fortnite and roblox

>>713161657 (OP)
Over priced shit over priced games key cards kill physical 3rd party games. Push censorship now because of CEO that work for EA. Switch 2 is region locked so it less games now to buy.

>>713163671
>>Can put 10 years old in bikini.
surely this will sell our game

>new console is adequately supplied
>this means it's a failure
Make up your mind, bozos.

>>713164929
See >>713164747

eric
seek mental help

>>713161657 (OP)
I want it, but not enough to go to several different stores and see if they have it. I'll buy it when they're willing to ship me one on demand.

>>713162413
Scalpers literally got BTFO.