Thread 713162032

Tendies be like yoo this gameplay is bussin

is the monkey guy made out of plastic?

>>713162060
Yeah he looks like he's made of glossy ass plastic with aspergers syndrome

>>713162060
He uses anti-soul lotion

I hope this is some grown up Kiddy Kong or something.

>>713162249
That would create a time paradox

>>713162032 (OP)
why does he have his tongue sticking out so much :p

>>713162060
>>713162159
he's wet you idiots

>>713162919
this is annoying. They made donkey kong annoying instead of endearing.

>>713162919
They wanted to make him le wacky and randumb for the gen alpha audience.

>>713162032 (OP)
how long is she gona stay a fucking rock
can you can smash her open?

>>713162032 (OP)
No fucking way a nintendo game is easy and simple. This can‘t be real.

will this murder collectathon platformers like dk64 did

>>713162032 (OP)
Why does he move like that? It looks like it feels awful.

>>713164191
monkeys turn into plastic when wet?

>>713162032 (OP)
It looks ugly but still has near constant framerate drops

>>713162032 (OP)
This is genuine shovelware. The graphics and animations are so bad. And this Donkey Kong design is just dogshit.

The unfortunate fact that Nintendo are raping our beloved game franchises to unrecognizable clusterfucks is nothing short of infuriating. I hope the next Mario or Zelda will be funand intact atleast. Won't buy a Switch 2 until a good game releases.

>>713166578
>I hope the next Mario or Zelda will be funand intact atleast.
It's all paint by numbers slop. The marketing department said open world sells so the devs are forced at gunpoint to build openworld sloppa. It's shameless and disgusting.

My biggest fear with this game is that it's going to focus on mindless mashing walls too much, which is going to get boring past 20 minutes.

>>713166578
Zelda is already compromised, unrecognizable slop. BotW and Tears of the Kingdom are soulless, awful games.