Thread 713162032 - /v/ [Archived: 874 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:38:40 PM No.713162032
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Tendies be like yoo this gameplay is bussin
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:39:46 PM No.713162060
is the monkey guy made out of plastic?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:42:16 PM No.713162159
>>713162060
Yeah he looks like he's made of glossy ass plastic with aspergers syndrome
Replies: >>713164191
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:42:26 PM No.713162172
>>713162060
He uses anti-soul lotion
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:43:53 PM No.713162249
I hope this is some grown up Kiddy Kong or something.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:57:04 PM No.713162850
>>713162249
That would create a time paradox
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:58:19 PM No.713162919
>>713162032 (OP)
why does he have his tongue sticking out so much :p
Replies: >>713164243 >>713164338
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:27:02 PM No.713164191
>>713162060
>>713162159
he's wet you idiots
Replies: >>713165639
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:28:05 PM No.713164243
>>713162919
this is annoying. They made donkey kong annoying instead of endearing.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:30:01 PM No.713164338
>>713162919
They wanted to make him le wacky and randumb for the gen alpha audience.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:31:21 PM No.713164410
>>713162032 (OP)
how long is she gona stay a fucking rock
can you can smash her open?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:34:02 PM No.713164576
>>713162032 (OP)
No fucking way a nintendo game is easy and simple. This canโ€˜t be real.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:36:12 PM No.713164685
will this murder collectathon platformers like dk64 did
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:55:15 PM No.713165618
>>713162032 (OP)
Why does he move like that? It looks like it feels awful.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:55:38 PM No.713165639
>>713164191
monkeys turn into plastic when wet?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:10:58 PM No.713166403
>>713162032 (OP)
It looks ugly but still has near constant framerate drops
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:13:45 PM No.713166559
>>713162032 (OP)
This is genuine shovelware. The graphics and animations are so bad. And this Donkey Kong design is just dogshit.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:13:59 PM No.713166578
The unfortunate fact that Nintendo are raping our beloved game franchises to unrecognizable clusterfucks is nothing short of infuriating. I hope the next Mario or Zelda will be funand intact atleast. Won't buy a Switch 2 until a good game releases.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:18:14 PM No.713166790
>>713166578
>I hope the next Mario or Zelda will be funand intact atleast.
It's all paint by numbers slop. The marketing department said open world sells so the devs are forced at gunpoint to build openworld sloppa. It's shameless and disgusting.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:20:34 PM No.713166923
My biggest fear with this game is that it's going to focus on mindless mashing walls too much, which is going to get boring past 20 minutes.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:22:54 PM No.713167060
>>713166578
Zelda is already compromised, unrecognizable slop. BotW and Tears of the Kingdom are soulless, awful games.