Ain't that a hole in the boat head

>>713163427 (OP)
AINT THAT A COCK IN THE ASS

>>713163427 (OP)
I GOT SPURS
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

>entire plot hinges on 9mm being shit
lol

It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.
>>713164650
So shit that 2 bullets to the head doesn'tt kill a literal nobody mailman lmao

>>713164650
benny didnt choose GODS CALIBER
I USE 45 BECAUSE THEY DONT MAKE A 46
GOD BLESS

WHOOPS, better put on my NEWSMAN FEDORA here!
A package milker found jizzed on the head near Goodsprings has made a FULL recovery. Now THAT'S a delivery service you can count on!

just finished a melee weapons run last night, thinking about starting over and playing a hardcore character for the first time, do I go Cowboy, or play a Mormon build (guns character only using guns designed by John Moses Browning)

YOU'RE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL

>>713166226
memorial to what? being ass fucked?

I fucked up and made the legion hostile again before getting to the fort
So Benny got away

>>713166226
Everyone is yapping about muh choices in new vegas but there are so few genuinely fun moments like this.

>>713168543
Bitch you trippin