Thread 713167932

is the real name if this game. It's not that a loli has stolen the show and taken over a DK game, it was never a DK game in the first place. There is nothing DK related in this game not even a DK. The ape is just a horse. Nintendo has stolen the name of a beloved franchise to sell (You) their own garbage and thrown Rare's beautifully crafted world into the trash. They did that out of hatred of a better game that Nintendo didn't create and could never create.

You fellas have to get over the
>DK as a DK character
>DK as a Mario character
thing. This is clearly DK as he exists in the Mario universe.

>>713167932 (OP)
nobody gives a shit rare tard.

tendies will defend this

>>713170058
>incels will never make a female smile like this
Is that why they're so upset?

>>713170058
I wonder if they outsource animations directly to illumination now or if they really stepped up that much all by themselves

>>713167932 (OP)
I’m fine with a Pauline and DK game, why you niggas got to be so miserable all the time?

>>713170058
We will PROTECT that smile yes.

>>713170456

Outsourcing to Next Level is far more likely

>>713170058
That's adorable :D

>>713170058
Yes. This is adorable I will do whatever is necessary to make her smile.
Only someone heartless would see that webm and paint it as something bad.

>>713170058
CUTE

>>713170845
Pauline every morning when she wakes up in DK's bed

>>713170058
You just know.

>>713172107
tummy...

>>713167932 (OP)
Cry about it Raresnoy. I'm buying DK Bananza just to spite (You).

>>713172107
Source

>>713171671
I vaguely remember hearing that Gorillas have small peckers... and that a whale's pecker is the size of a dolphin... what was I doing to learn these things?

>>713174216
It’s not done yet, friend doing a sketch, but he’s well known so it’ll pop up again

>>713174953
>Gorillas have small peckers
so just right for her

>>713170058
yeah, it mogs rareslop hard

>>713174490
this game is too adorable

>>713170058
holy SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL

It's a shame that we can't have threads like this actually thrive in the same way as >>>/a/279813440, nobody here knows what will randomly get their posts deleted.

>>713175564
we'd never be able to get away with half of what they could....especially at bump limit

>>713176204
They had mods in the thread who rightfully got the guy posting the spam that appears in almost every thread here >>>/a/279819500
They actually split reality from fiction

>>713176424
it's probably also mixed with the fact /a/ doesn't take it too far like anons do here. but what would I know, I mainly browse /v/. we're just /b/2 masked by vidya