HOLY CUTE

https://x.com/Genki_JPN/status/1936065786025853052

Not buying a NS2 for one game.

>>713174958
even 2?

>>713175254
Mario Kart world is a GAAS dlc fest so only 1 game

>>713174803 (OP)
Wtf is that DK face

It's like the -ACK meme

>>713174803 (OP)
kek but tendies here are adamantly trying to convince us this isn't woke

>>713175337
>>713175560
nonsense after nonsense, you should really stop to talk to chat gpt all day.

>>713175906
How the fuck is this woke? What is your definition of woke?

>>713174803 (OP)
Smoline

>>713175906
>us

I cringed imagining a grown man playing this

>>713175953
Don't eat bait

Tendos ripping Pragmata, lol.

>>713174803 (OP)
Why are all straight men pedophiles?

I could literally kill every single nintentoddler with a single strike of my back hand

713175337
>nooo I don't like that game so it doesn't count!
snoys are so predictable

>>713174803 (OP)
Why does he look so retarded?

>>713177029
Because he is. He's so stupid that the Tiki Tak's hypnosis doesn't even work on him.

>>713175337
There's literally no dlc or mtx (so far).

>>713174803 (OP)
Why post a Twitter screencap and link?
Why not just post the actual video instead?
Fucking zoomer tourists, man.

>>713176945
if you order a pizza and I deliver half a pizza and tell you the rest will be released over the following months, did you get what you paid for?

>>713174803 (OP)
Wait, Pauline is getting KONGED, mariobros...

>>713176775

>>713174803 (OP)
>twatter screencap
>5 threads about the same shit
fuck off and die

i hate this dk so much

>>713174803 (OP)
When and why did Pauline become an ugly gnome?

I hate Genkai so much.

>>713177985
>imagine a burger

>>713177985
Your example is retarded.

this game looks ok. might emulate it at some point. haven't decided yet

>>713175560

>>713174803 (OP)
This game looks pretty meh

>>713177029

Forced soul.

>>713177029
He's about to go bananas.

>>713174803 (OP)
forced soul

>>713177029
He is

>>713182337
He is not dumb.

>>713182402
>>713182345
provide an example of non-forced soul that isn't 10+ years old or "forced soul" is just a different way to say old good new bad.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>713174803 (OP)
Kino.

>>713182714
NTA but Battle Chef Brigade.
Wow, so hard.
You pretentious fuck.

>>713182187
gemmy

I guess we can add donkey kong to the list of franchises that are impossible to discuss on /v/ because of pedophiles

>>713175927
>you should really stop to talk to chat gpt all day
Crazy talk. It's man newest bestest friend.

>>713182849
What did nintendo mean by this?

>>713175337
>Mario Kart world is a GAAS dlc fest
But there are no microtransactions or DLC for it yet.

The only two times Mario Kart 8 got DLC, it was actually very fairly priced.
>$20 to increase the track count by 50% and some characters on WiiU
>$25 to double the track count and add more characters on Switch

Nobody would honestly complain about DLC if all games had their DLC have the same value proposition as MK8 did.

>>713183147
Link the list

>>713182849

>>713177253
>le hypnosis only works on smart people!
That's just something they tell idiots so they will go along with the act.

>>713182849
Uh oh Nintendophiles are gonna go wild

>>713182430
Oh yay the Mario Odyssey-tier collectibles are back, my favorites

>>713174803 (OP)
Lauline really has a way with those bananas.
https://files.catbox.moe/6jwbnf.jpg

>>713182430
>mommy said its my turn to post this today

>>713183616
>ai generated child porn tranny slop
Pinnacle of garbage

>>713182430
>Super Mario 64 remake #27
And they expect people to buy a Switch2 for this...

>>713177029
He's a stupid character made to entertain toddlers, I'm surprised he isn't doing Fortnite dances at this point

>>713183802
What's the game rated?

>>713177985
>inaccurate food analogy

>>713183290
Wtf it's actually an official vid and not fan made

>>713174803 (OP)
can't believe tendies are going all out on a cunny bait game
oh wait, yes i absolutely can

>>713177029
because they're copying this

>>713183451
>he thinks hypnosis isn’t real

>>713184217
OOOOOOH GET FORKLIFT CERTIFIED WWEOHHOHOOOOOO BECOME A TRADIE

>>713174803 (OP)
Wow okay now it's worth 90 dollars!

There's something very funny that Rare is no longer working with Nintendo but all of their work is slowly adapting to the Rare style of dripfeeding collectables being the gameplay

Does this technically mean we can say Donkey Kong 64 was ahead of it's time? It's full of useless minigames, way too many collectables, tons of random mechanics that are there to fill content rather than lead you through a level... It's like looking at Mario Odyssey and BOTW decades before that became a thing

>>713182849
Nintendosama.... I kneel

>>713184649
It always was. The meme that the game was '''''bad'''' was forced by game journos at the time.

It was the Stellar Blade of its time.

>>713183058
>weebshit
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>713176051
Seriously what is happening with men?

>>713184649
DK64 was the BOTW of the 90s

>>713184430
>a fucking leaf

>>713177029
because they are giving him dog-like expressions to a monkey

>>713184758
I do remember being a dumb kid and playing it more than Mario 64 or Zelda just because it was fun to wander around aimlessly and get stuff for small periods of time, sometimes doing minigames, sometimes collecting bananas, sometimes completing levels, Zelda let you wander off but it was always off the story path, in DK64 wandering around was the story path

I think there's something that /v/ misses a lot when they talk shit about these modern games, for kids it's fun to just explore games and do shit aimlessly

Real men should play Stellar Blade, not this shit for toddlers.

>>713184106
Its amazing how the parody became the reality

>>713174803 (OP)
has /v/ apologised to nintendo yet?

>>713185014
Stellar Mid lol

>>713184832
As opposed to what exactly? Most western games are mostly just lazy overly produced shooters.
I'm not sure if this is the hill you want to die on.

>>713175337
>Mario Kart world is a GAAS dlc fest so only 1 game
If you think any MK is a GaaS, you dont know how real GaaS is

>>713177029
Idk, if a barefoot loli was climbing on my back I'd make the same face.

>>713185707
Weird example, you don't have to spend real money in crash team racing. You can earn the currency yourself in the game.

>>713184106
The punching downward while falling shots made this very overt, but you can't really judge when that movie was literally based on Donkey Kong in the first place.

>>713175337
World doesn't have DLC(yet)
Mario Kart 8 and 8 Deluxe's DLC were both one time purchases.

>>713174803 (OP)
game for pedos

>>713186452
I don't know if you noticed but a good majority of Nintendo hardcore fans are mentally ill men who think they're a chick.
So basically it's a leftist paradise.

>>713185707
why are you comparing it to something that doesn't have any sort of currency system at all. And certainly not one you have the option to spend real money on.

>>713177029
it's a cartoon monkey

>>713182430
It really is impressive that you are in every thread, and that you have enough non-identical versions of this saved to post in every thread. Post the BotW one with link using a single weak attack on a lone archer.

>>713185092
bruh
cooked him fr

>>713184430
It's $70. Where is the extra 20 coming from?

>>713186620
But what if I'm a neo-nazi Schutzstaffel nigger-bashing gamer pedo chud?

>>713182849
Thats fucking cute. Fuck you faggots turning it into something sexual.

>>713182430
I don't really think this is as bad as you're trying to make it out to be. To even get to that you have to navigate up the pipe structure and find that opening.

>>713185987
>it's okay when Activision does it!
I accept your concession.

>>713183327
The fact that the DLC had a price at all is scummy. Make it free or don't even bother.

>>713183058
Well if that is considered soulful, then over half of the indie games should be considered same. The game looks like barebones action with extremely casual puzzle gaming a la "anyone can beat this without trying"-game.
Don't also know how it is more soulful than your average Nintendo game.

>>713174803 (OP)
Fixed your thread

Why does the game looks like a ps3 game?

>>713187039
This is all he does with his life. Completely mindbroken and obsessed with Nintendo. He hasn't slept in two months.

>>713185987
Anon. As someone who bought CTR:NF when it launched on top of beating staff ghosts, that is the most despicable excuse ever. The only reason why I had always enough wumpa coins was because a) I no-lifed Time Trials 24/7 and b) was on Discord server where we glitched wumpa coins with weekend bonus wumpa time etc. on Electron Avenue with disconnect glitch(after glitched laps were patched that is). Still I remember on the latter end that I ran out of wumpa coins few times despite playing the game nonstop.
Also the fucking obnoxious fortnite store sucks. Again, it was no problem for me as I just bought bundles instantly but for majority of players who don't wanna start grinding instantly it's horrid. It's RNG if you get the stuff you want and the actiblizz shit ruined the game itself with wumpa coin mtx shit.
Please. Even if you didn't have to grind. Even if you had but enjoyed it. And yeah even if you can use all speedmodes from get go.
Please don't defend Actiblizz gaas shit they did to CTR:NF. Genuinely fuck you.

>>713182849
I will protected even after my death.

>>713174803 (OP)
>50 gorillion threads clogging up /v/
the more you advertise your garbage, the less I'm inclined to buy it
you faggots remind me of those crypto scam ads that used to be everywhere but actually worse since at least scam ads are labeled ads

Why is Switch 2 the only system with cute white girls?

>>713191153
Why is that a good thing? Why would I want disgusting coomer bait in my games?

>>713174803 (OP)
>cuteslop
It’s all so tiring

>>713177029
The reason he's even called "Donkey Kong" in the first place is because Miyamoto's English was terrible back in the 80s and he thought "donkey" meant "stupid".
He's literally supposed to be retarded.

>>713174803 (OP)
I love dancing animations in games but that is a pretty lackluster one.
Cute but lackluster.

>>713191134
yeah let's stop talking about this game that got a new trailer not even three days ago in the video game board, why don't we go back to bitching about trannies?

>>713191510
Probably some language thing because we also call stupid people donkeys in portuguese

>>713191247
Go play your PS5/Xbox tranny games then.

>>713185987
>you don't have to spend real money
yes but you can spend real money, that's what makes it GaaS dumbass

>>713183616
ASCO

>>713191684
Must suck being forced to choose between the two, fortunately i don't have to.

I just realized, DK is Nintendo's only main character black guy.

>>713182849
Cute

>>713191684
Bazz is one good game away from becoming a cultural icon.

>>713185281
Carbon copy weeb trash is perhaps the least soulful thing ever. That's why it appeals so heavily to soulless autistic people.

>>713182849
For as long as this girl remains on my monkey back, she will be invulnerable! I am mighty! I am monke!

>>713191247
>Nintendo princess
>"disgusting coomer bait"
coomerbrain

>>713192353
Not a single DK thread has actually discussed the gameplay, and all they care about is child porn. So yeah, I have a reason to hate it.

>>713192626
Hard to discuss gameplay of a game that isn't out yet. You can go through the points the direct went through but that's it.
Also, you replied to picture of Princess Daisy. If you think she is coomer bait, then you are a coomer.
If you on the other hand think child Pauline is "coomer bait"...
Not judging. But sounds like you are just projecting.

If you can point at Nintendo coomer bait stuff, please do. All I have to go off is Princess Daisy and you maybe considering kid Pauline to be coomer bait.

>>713182430
>so stupid he has to punch his food to feed himself
I hate it.

>>713193031
Anon, someone LITERALLY posted AI generated child porn of Pauline in this thread. Don't you dare try to imply that the fandom isn't going full on pedo right now.

Please, explain shit like this >>713183616 if the fandom isn't full on degenerate.

>>713187345
It's also pretty funny

>>713182849
I hate forced freckles. You can put freckles on a character without it having to look like they were viciously assaulted by a floating fart fog.

>>713192626
>unironically being legally blind
why don't you off yourself?

>>713193286
Jerking off to your waifus isn't gameplay discussion.

>>713193368
Neither is bitching about the fandom, faggot. Consider fucking off to reddit or killing yourself, both are acceptable.

>>713193438
I tried to discuss my concerns with the gameplay, but was drowned out by the pedos who kept spamming Lauline porn. I'm not at fault here.

>>713174803 (OP)
dk really looks like an absolute buffoon now

>>713174803 (OP)
Bless the folks who use the Nintendo Today App so others don’t have to

>>713191902
sex with jade.

>>713175337
Kek, Sonic is looking a lot better

>>713184858
Only law enforcement is allowed to be masculine. It's created a terrible culture where even people who think they are manly are just really little bitchboy whores that have no choice but sell their body to eat.

>>713193532
You are. Go to reddit. They'll take you in and even jack you off if you'd like.

>>713177029
If this was riding my back I’d feel shy, embarrassed and start blushing

>>713193749
Why is it wrong to discuss video games? If you want porn, you have several dedicated boards to do it.

>>713191153
SPANK PLAP

>>713182849
surely this will get them to have children, right?

>ITT: grown ass men complaining about a kid's game and lusting over a fictional little girl

>>713175337
>Mario Kart world is a GAAS dlc fest
What?

>>713174803 (OP)
I think she's the first child Mario character that isn't a damn baby. I'm so glad they didn't just copy Yoshi's Island and made her a young teen instead.

Really hope they add her to Mario Kart World.

She's cute, has agency in the story, she's a great contrast to DK.

10/10 Dynamic!

>>713194258
First time on /v/?

>>713193212
Anon
You are on 4chan.
And how is either Princess Daisy or kid Pauline "coomer bait" >>713191247 as by your own words. You consider either or both coomer bait.
Why?
>"But degen perverts of 4chan lewds a loli so that loli is coomer bait...! She is BAITING normal gamers to COOM to her like gacha game girls do...!!! The brat is literally asking for it...!!! "
But if that doesn't hammer it home, then I have to remind you that r34 exists. Is Kirby coomer bait because people lewd the poor orb?

>>713193212
>How is this character coomer bait
>"People fap to it"
Gratz, floor tiles are coomer bait
lmao

>>713174803 (OP)
all im sayin is, when they add her to mario kart they NEED to give adult pauline more outfits
her model's just way too good for only 1 costume

>>713194992
>>713195164
>And how is either Princess Daisy or kid Pauline "coomer bait
Because degenerates won't stop masturbating to them, and ruining threads dedicated to gameplay discussion. If you guys are gonna ruin every single thread by talking about how much you wanna fuck the characters, then I will condemn the games as shit for being coomer bait.

>b-but what about le kirby!
If the fans never shut up about how much they wanna fuck him or King Dedede, and we can't have even a single thread of discussion, then Kirby is coomer shit too. Learn to discuss video games for a change, and stop spamming porn, and then I'll give the game a chance.

>>713174803 (OP)
you think he’ll appear?

why are tendies paying $600 + tax + tip + tariff for these literal n64 tier game?

>>713195559
>$600
Sucks to be eurocucks

Here are some true facts related to Loline:
1) moot created /l/ when he was 15. He admitted it was a stupid and childish thing so he deleted it soon after.
2) (You) are 30 going on 40. You are no longer a teenager. It was gross then, and it’s even grosser now that you’re twice the age.
3) Just because there is a child in a game doesn’t mean that (You) HAVE to make porn of it. You can choose not to. You can just not sexualize kids.
4) The whole 4chan loli thing? That was supposed to be ironic. It was ALL a joke from the very beginning. You, doing this now? That’s not a joke. Not when you’re a 40 year old man spending hours arguing as to why fucking a child in a Mario game is normal.

>>713195760
tits or gtfo femoid

>>713195221
So to you "coomer bait" isn't about design or what the author(s) designed or advertised the character to be, but what some group of people that you consider currently relevant does with said character?
So to you, kid Pauline is more coomer bait than pic rel because lolicons talk about kid Pauline currently but nobody happens to talk about character in my picture that much?
>Learn to discuss video games for a change, and stop spamming porn, and then I'll give the game a chance.
Anon Jesus fucking Christ I don't have Switch 2 and prob will not have it for long time, I'm in this thread because I saw a clip of Pauline doing a cute danc- sorry, I mean coomer bait loli character, doing a coomer bait dance if you hold L(oli) button. I just find it baffling that you consider a design to be coomer bait because starved lolicons jerk off to a popular kid character. Or something.

The fact you think I must be one of the people spamming porn because I question your logic of branding any character coomer bait if people on 4chan masturbate to it is both fucking dangerous "us vs them" mentality and absolute retardation. Like you gotta understand it yourself by now. You are arguing that because people on 4chan do something, it makes a character x/y/z.
Your logic is on the levels of strange that I just hope you are trolling.
It's literally a kid.

>>713195760
Moot was just a face retard he didn’t set the site up

>>713195759
let me redo the math
$449 switch 2 + $70 donkey kong + tax + tip

thats about $600 for this actual n64 game

>>713183413
This. Gotta make sure we don't discuss these games after all.

>>713196257
Would cost less without the tip

>>713196171
>So to you, kid Pauline is more coomer bait than pic rel because lolicons talk about kid Pauline currently but nobody happens to talk about character in my picture that much?
They're both equally coomer bait because you don't care about game discussion. Why isn't that the most important part of any game thread? Why do you feel the need to spam every single thread with porn? Especially when you have entire boards for your porn and fetishes?

>I just find it baffling that you consider a design to be coomer bait because starved lolicons jerk off to a popular kid character. Or something
If you were a gameplay enthusiast, you would hate the stupid dance because it doesn't make the gameplay better. A gameplay enthusiast should hate anything that isn't directly improving the actual gameplay, IE the button presses and how you interact with the world. You should hate story, graphics, music, and anything that could take away from the experience. I'm so sick of games just being wastes of time and money because nobody wants to do anything more than make glorified cinematic movieshit. The coomers? They're just a small part of a bigger problem, but they're more vocal in these threads.

>You are arguing that because people on 4chan do something, it makes a character x/y/z.
A bad game attracts a bad audience.

>>713195550
It would be cool to see him in the jungle level, where he asks DK to help him with a wasp problem that are attacking his flowers.

>>713177029
This is so sad, he didn't deserve the lobotomy

>>713196742
>because you don't care about game discussion
The game isn't out. Hard to talk about gameplay before people proper get their hands on the game and how movement works.
>Why do you feel the need to spam every single thread with porn?
I just dunno I already said I don't post porn. You didn't even read my post.
I give up, you got me, nice troll etc.

>>713177029
The tard faces Donkey Kong makes 24/7 really clash with Pauline's sincere desire to return to the surface with him. Actual tonal whiplash hearing her speak from the heart in the trailer and then seeing DK with his tongue sticking out looking like a moron 5 seconds later. What the fuck were they thinking?

>>713191247
The internet has broken your mind and it cannot be fixed. Kill yourself.

>>713197139
>The game isn't out. Hard to talk about gameplay before people proper get their hands on the game and how movement works.
That's what they say about every modern Nintendo game. When BOTW and TOTK came out, they were immediately overtaken by gas crossdressing Link porn. When Splatoon came out, it was quickly overrun by people jerking off to squid lolis. Even Mario Kart threads are nothing but people jerking off to the waifus, and in some really sick cases, the child characters.

If these games are such masterpieces, then why is everyone averse to the idea of actually discussing them? I've been waiting 10 years for a single bit of Splatoon discussion that wasn't just console wars or porn, how long will I have to wait?

>>713191510
>>713191667
It can mean stupid in english to. Like calling someone a fucking donkey. It's just not even close to the common use.

>>713183783
People bought the latest Sony and Microsoft consoles for remakes and copies of older games, so why not?

>>713193220
Is calling everything forced the latest reddit craze?

>>713174803 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713177029
oh right, it was nagging at me why this tongue thing seemed so obnoxious and I just realized its the whole "just make them a dog" thing animated movies do with animal characters to make them likable

Even though the Switch 2's GPU is a drunk 2050 and the CPU is ping-ponging between i5-7500 and what the Steam Deck's CPU could do if didn't have a 15W TPD. 9GB of slug RAM seems to be more than enough to mog the Series S faster 7.8GB.

Likely the crash of AAAA will make publishers regress back on smaller budgets using the Switch 2 as a base, which might revitalize the PS4, killing what little momentum the PS5 had, and even neutering the 500 dollar PS6 handheld.

Bananza DK in particular looks like he's doing a permanent sad puppy face. In MKW he actually registers to me as DK, much closer to what they were going for

>>713197370
You should fuck off back to whatever shithole social media you crawled out of if you don't like it, because otherwise you'll be waiting forever.

>>713197872
Honestly I could see games running better on PC even they still use denuvo shit since the bar is set low for Switch 2.

However I could totally see the minimum requirements for GPUs needing at least 12GB going forward

>>713197646
>latest
You're like 5 memes behind. Try to keep up grandpa.

>>713198037
But why? Why is game discussion frowned upon?

>>713174803 (OP)
Go back to anime style I don't like this pixar stuff in nu pokemon and this.

>>713197370
You sound like the tranny who spends all his time in Stellar Blade threads spamming WHAR GAMEPLAY VIDEOS?!?!?!

>>713177029
>DK will become the face of pedos everywhere

What a way to go DK fans.

>>713198824
I thought everything Nintendo made was the face of pedophiles everywhere.

>>713191625
keep your shit in the appropriate containment thread. filling the board with 5 copies of the same thread like dragon's ligma 2 and dragon age non-binaryguard, which made the entire board unusable

>>713198798
I've seen guys do that in Stellar Blade threads, and I fully support them asking where the gameplay footage is. That's a justified punishment for a game relying so heavily on coomer bait.

If the game was good, then you would have no problem with getting rid of the waifu bait. You should infact encourage it, since more focus will go into the gameplay.

>>713193220
The sugar daddy farted while she was giving him a rimjob.

>>713198930
I'm sorry, when did you declare yourself the king of /v/ who decides what we are allowed to talk about and why should we care about your faggot ass whining??

>>713199478
>I'm sorry, when did you declare yourself the king of /v/ who decides what we are allowed to talk about
I just declared it now. Opted to skip the procession and theatrics.

>>713198902
so mad and because of what? the switch 2 selling?

>>713174803 (OP)
tendies are low test asf

>>713199613

You're deposed and beheaded, thankfully you've never felt the touch of a woman so there are no spawn to follow you to Hell.

Wait, let me see if i get this straight, Paulinefags are celebrating the fact that their supposed favorite girl went from being a beautiful celebrity singer to a Disney wannabe character meant to appeal to lolicons and with corny ass writing like:
>Durr, I'll defeat you with the power of music!

>>713200815
They always wanted their games to be movies. Look at how much they love Xenoblade and Fire Emblem, which are basically Uncharted and TLOU (except with anime characters)

>>713174803 (OP)
THIS IS SO EPIC.
CAN I ALSO PAT THE DOG?
THAT MAKES EVERY GAME AN INSTANT 10/10 EVEN IF IT HAS NO PANSEXUAL FREAKS IN IT
I LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED

>>713175337
kek
secondaries can't go 1 whole day without making something up about the switch 2
they're starting to sound like the indians that mald at James Gunn 24/7

This whole DK and Pauline hate is forced as fuck.

>>713182849
Damn that is some great Beese Chussy!

>>713182849
They knew exactly what they were doing with this character design didn't they? Is this the first Mario loli?

>>713202116
It really is. There's none of the earnest autism of the blue-armed Sonic variety, just bad faith whinging. You can tell they don't actually care at all.

>>713202498
Dude have you seen baby Rosalina?

>>713202585
That's disgusting. Loli is hot

>>713202116
>>713202512
I just hate console warriors, who only care about a game if it's exclusive to your console of choice.

>>713174958
I would say Drag X Drive could be a second game but it looks so fucking visually bland, but I guess it has to be to avoid any risk of triggering progressives.
I probably wouldn't rush out to buy one when there's only 1 game but I'm taking a trip to the city next week, if I see one in a store shelf I'll pick it up but won't go out of my way to find one

>>713202691

>>713202116

>>713182849
Can we not have cute girl anymore without pedos crawling out the woodworks?

>>713202116
Just about as forced as all the
>uuoohhh
crap over that fucking ugly troll looking bitch

>>713177029
Gorillas just aren't as intelligent as chimpanzees.

>>713182430
>gameplay looks like a poor man's Mario Odyssey
>also has a completely soulless and boring HUD just like Odyssey
>animations have zero weight and end abruptly (even Mario 64's animations look better)
>graphics and visual style unironically looks like a "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN" unreal engine project
>facial expressions straight out of Illumination movies to appeal to gen alpha, animators were trying way too hard to make him silly and it looks cringeworthy
>DK's fur looks like shit
>"OH, BANANA!" forced soul (by the way that text looks like a placeholder, embarrassing they showed that in an actual demo)
tendies actually paid hundreds of dollars + tax + tip for this lmao

>>713182849
You like little girls.
I like petite women who are the size of little girls.
We are not the same.

>>713202908
Me on the right.

>>713202982
Yeesh, can you not be tolerant towards zoomer newfags and their incessant need to meme in every post??

ZAMN

>>713198798
I had no idea that trannies could be based lmao

>>713191247
You cooked him, xsister

>>713203271
And it'll sell millions, and the fans will gloat about it, as if they're shareholders or something.

>>713203271
>word vomit
just say you're mad at people being able to afford it and fuck off

>>713202814
What are you even talking about? Also I don't think only caring about exclusives makes you a console warrior. Because idorts also only care about exclusives for a platform for obvious reasons.

>>713191247
>See cute girl
>Mind immediately goes to how many are going to coom to it
This anon is clearly showing signs of schizophrenia

>>713203857
>being able to afford it
is that a joke? are you really making it getting fucked in the ass a point of pride? newsflash, it's not really expensive as a whole, but that doesn't mean you should be accepting of getting screwed by greedy fucks.

>>713203802
Something selling well is mostly irrelevant to its quality. However it's more likely that something good will sell a lot than something bad selling a lot. Acting like anything that sells well must be slop is peak mental illness.

>>713204026
>cute girl
>looks like a fucking troll doll

>>713204026
>see cute girl
>immediately feel disgust
Yes, that's my thought process. I also feel the same towards ugly girls. Infact, if I see people period, my blood boils. It's just gross for a game to throw emotions and feelings at me, as if I'm supposed to care about some pixels on a screen.

>Loline has ACFag nonstop seething since leak times, to her debut.
hilarious

>>713174803 (OP)
I hate DKs expressions in this game

>>713204103
>However it's more likely that something good will sell a lot than something bad selling a lot. Acting like anything that sells well must be slop is peak mental illness.
Really? Because this board swears up and down that the playstation is objectively slop, and that no amount of sales makes up for it. They'll even trash the PS1 and Ps2 as being objectively inferior to the competition.

So either sales are important, or they aren't. You can't just pick and choose.

>>713182430
Nice water

>>713204171
Didn't you guys complain about sony's CEO being a pedo? Interesting how now you're okay with sexualizing a child.

>>713197263
No it doesn't

>>713204104
Don't call Daisy a troll doll, kthxbye

>>713204171
What's with ninteniggers making up scapegoat names to throw at any given moment?

>>713204027
>making it getting fucked in the ass
>be accepting of getting screwed
Yep. Another ESL syntax classic. Try not to burst a blood vessel due to your sour grapes syndrome, buddy.

>>713204590
Common console war tactic.

>nobody is angry about the console being 450 bucks, or games costing 80 dollars! it's just the evil eric!
>nobody could dislike Nintendo games or even criticize them! it must be le evil ACfag
>Poopdickschizo is responsible for game journos if they ever say anything slightly bad about our masterpieces!

>>713204641
>ur esl lulz
2025's u mad, first and last resort of the 80iq brainlet

>>713174803 (OP)
just some expressions

>>713204829
Blegh. Where's the gameplay?

>>713204226
You're misreading my argument here. I'm saying that sales shouldn't discredit something's faults or successes, and that it's a useless thing to bring up in a discussion of the quality of the product. In your example, it's perfectly possible that the PS is bad objectively but still sold well.

>>713193601
This looks so bad

Really cringe autistic shit

>>713204829
cocomelon-tier forced soul nu-slop

>>713204914
you are trying too hard today. way too hard.

>>713205003
buzzword-tier force buzzword buzz-word

>>713205031
I thought you guys cared about gameplay. Animations that don't affect the game sure feel like movieshit to me.

>>713204829
why don't leftists understand that less is more

>>713205003
here come the nonsense hour. monkey gonna tell a lot of monkey words.

>>713177029
where's Donkey Kong?

Quick question, why do anons only care about /v/ being a board for gameplay discussion on threads talking about loli,hentai,porn,etc. But never in the threads about politics and e-clelebs? Hell anons complain about games being discussed as well saying other anons need to take it to /vg/.

>>713205127
this was made by japanese btw

>>713174803 (OP)
Humiliation ritual
rare games are getting RETKONG'D

>>713205249
Maybe I want all of it gone? Perhaps people who don't discuss video games should be violently dragged off of /v/ so they stop ruining the board?

>b-but you never
I hate politics and e-celebs too. Stop making excuses.

>>713205290
woke japanese

>>713205371
>Maybe I want all of it gone?

>>713194564
>I think she's the first child Mario character that isn't a damn baby.
Bowser Jr. is also 13 years old, which is kind of strange considering his design is lifted straight from Baby Bowser.

>>713205456
What have I said or done to contradict this statement?

>>713204805
>>713205116
fooling nobody award

>>713177029
DK is a retarded ape

>>713205635
Then where is the gameplay discussion, liar?

>>713177029
By removing his Battletoads eyebrow and widening his mouth he now looks more like a frog. If you ignore the feathered parts he has the facial outline of a cartoon frog.

ninteniggers go
>uoooh erotic

>>713205709
the game hasn't even come out yet acfag. Chill.

>>713204829
ZAMN

>>713174803 (OP)
Were the shareholders at nintendo insistent on donkey kong being turned into an absolute cringy zesty black man or what? He's just so zesty it's not even funny.

>>713205837
You said the same thing about every other major nintendo IP. Mario Kart World has been out for weeks, and yet no gameplay discussion. Same with Splatoon. Same with Xenoblade. Same with Zelda.

Unless you'd like to explain how posting crossdressing gay porn of Link is somehow gameplay related.

>>713205510
That's the thing anon, niggers like you only want /v/ to be a place for gameplay discussion when hentai is concerned, you're never in the E-celeb threads talking about how this board needs to be better.

Man these people are mad as fuck.

>>713205930
You got any proof to back that up?

>>713205997
The fact that the only thing you talked about this entire thread was either about lolis or Link crossdressing

>>713184106
>>713186121
It is a funny coincidence but there's enough deniability (big character plus tiny character isn't exactly an earth shattering combo) and their dynamic seems different enough.

>>713206097
Because those are the only things Nintendo fans talk about? e-celebs and politics, as bad as they are, aren't even a drop in the bucket compared to you guys spamming shit every single day.

>>713205938
navel is too big you made a gross toddler belly

>>713205928
>>713205997
>posting on cooldown

>>713182849
I'm ready to join the military

>>713174803 (OP)
OMG SO WHOLESOME AND CHUNGUS
I NEEEEED IT!
>buys $450 console + $70 game
OMGGGEEEEEEE

>>713175337
>Snoy projecting Sony's 13 cancelled GAAS
lol

>>713205840
>Sieppaa
Ebin :D

>>713182849
>more content for child abusing sickos to jerk off on
oh joy, /v/ will have a field trip with this soon

this game looks like shit.

>>713207962
Of course. Why do you think people are desperately avoiding gameplay discussion about it?

>>713205938
ToT

>>713185707
HUH?! How did you get into Boxes?
I thought it was shut down everywhere. I have a Switch and don't have the Nintendo subscription. Is that why I can't enter again?

Pauline's luscious cock sucking lips are nice and all but I'm not buying a Switch 2

>>713182849

>>713182430
>stuffing a banana into a sewer pipe
ANALogy for for buttsecks

>>713177029
>>713205742

People will love this fame game foe Pauline byt hate on Donkey 64.

>>713191530
Yeah, what you post goes pretty hard. Is that Mario at the Olympics or something?

>>713193601
is there a higher quality video of this anywhere? The compression ate this alive.

>>713205080
cocomelon take a seat

>>713202585
kys

>>713174803 (OP)
where is k rool?

>>713175337
Oh cool a retard who doesn't know what the fuck they are even saying.

>>713197263
>hearing her speak from the heart in the trailer
you can't really tell what it's meant to be because the 4kids tier voice acting is so fucking bad. anime VAs literally can't do sincere emotions, the obviously fake stutter and nervousness is cringe as fuck.

>>713204829
the contrast really show just how fucking ugly and badly designed troon kong is.