Thread 713176786

Are we still pretending we aren't in the slightest bit interested in the forthcoming Naughty Dog game?

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>>713176786 (OP)
Of course not, we're waiting in anticipation for the trainwreck it will ensue

>>713176786 (OP)
I'm curious but I know better than to talk about it here.

>>713176786 (OP)
I'm not, but it's not because i'm a retarded chud virgin that cry screams when there's a female i'm not attracted to in a videogame

>>713176981
TloU2 is bordering on masterpiece status. You got filtered.

>>713176786 (OP)
I love w-action soulslites! They are all so unique!

>>713176786 (OP)
I'm interested to see the shitshow

>>713176786 (OP)
>easy and gay mode Souls clone but HECKING RETRO 80s REMEMBER AKRIA SLIDE AND NINJA TURTLES
I would rather play Mortal Shell again

>>713176786 (OP)
Naughty Dog are too far up their own asses now. I admit The Last of Us was a good game, but what they made it that was relevant since then? Now they come with this obviously sanitized 2018-woke thing as if they're only making Pulitzer winners now instead of basic entertainment for teenagers. It's pretentious and self-important.

>>713176786 (OP)
sage

>>713179410
>the AI thinks it's a man

>>713179410
>saged with an image

>>713180219
Jesus everything would be so plain and samey if "I fixed aloy, hire fans" people actually designed everything

>>713176786 (OP)
The suda51 game will be better

>>713176786 (OP)
I am excited.

I can hardly wait for this train wreck to flop and also for Druckmann's subsequent promotion to vice president of SIE, for being such a collosal fuck up. The shitposting is going to be a lot of fun.

>>713179873
double sage

>>713181274
Wow, you really don't get it, huh?

>>713180980
Then why wasn't everything samey and plain before the advent of woke aesthetics?

>>713181427
Don't tell him. He'll sage it into being on the front page all morning

>>713181246
>Happily sucks Kojima off because he's anti-woke

>>713181548
Those people weren't actually "designing" shit then either. Probably couldn't without AI being around

>>713181763
...you're actually being racist about the pretty Asian girl, aren't you?

>>713181872
Like in the aloy example?

>>713181986
Plausible deniability.

>>713181274
>>713179410
lamo

>>713182068
I think the AI comment caused you to pivot hard

>>713182153
No. 'Samey and plain' is used often when criticizing pretty Asian women. Took a moment for me to remember.

>>713182232
Then why didn't I complain about Beyond Good and Evil and Half Life 2? Those are unique and interesting characters, even if they share a singular quality in being asian women.

>>713176786 (OP)
It just genuinely doesn't look that interesting to me. The Last of Us bored me to tears. I haven't really been interested in Naughty Dog's post-Uncharted output.
If they start making games like Jak & Daxter again, I'll probably be interested in those.

>>713179410
>AI instantly adds an adams apple.
KEK

>>713182370
Why extend the comment beyond the subject at hand? It's self defeating. Now you can say 'but I didn't talk X or Y.'

>>713176786 (OP)
>pretending
nice bait
druckmann really needs to make this some mindblowing never before seen shit with no presence of sjw nonsense to make me the least bit interested
if they fail to deliver after the consistent arrogance from druckmann and his new dogs then it wont be looking good for the studio
a lot is riding on this game over at naughty dog

>>713176786 (OP)
>giant comb
>no hair

>>713182379
That era of ND is dead. It's hyper-realism and grimdarkness from hereon.

>>713182509
whats the subject at hand? Asian women? Chracter design before people here started doing the SJW thing but for wokespotting? Enlighten me.

>>713176786 (OP)
lol

>>713182739
The pretty Asian woman that replaced Aang on the chair. Samey and plain. That's your real grip. Because you're secretly racist and hate pretty Asian woman.

>>713176786 (OP)
Of course I'm interested in the dumpster fire. Like I was in interested in AC Shadows, Concord, Suicide Squad, Redfall, Skull and Bones, Forspoken, like I am in Marathon. I want to see cringe and drama.

>>713176786 (OP)
>INSPIRED BY NICHE 1980's JAPANESE ANIMATED CULT CLASSICS LIKE AKIRA AND GHOST IN THE SHELL

woah... Respects to the game makers for deep cuts... They must be really media literate referencing obscure stuff like that. I've never heard of something so original. Gaming is truly a respectable art form with makers like naughty dog creating cinematic masterpieces for us to enjoy. can't wait!

MC is ugly. zero interest.

Factions 2 was cancelled for this, I'll never buy another ND game again

>>713183208
its also going to be a soulslike, since Elden Ring dethroned their GOTY numbers and they immediately went "UH YEAH WE LOVE ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELLING TOO DUDE"

>>713176786 (OP)
>Souls but shit and a moviegame
Pretending?

>Pretending
My pS4 came with a free copy of TLOU and I never touched it. I don't care for Druckman's crap, I will laugh at it though.
>NEXT GUY

>>713176786 (OP)
Not particularly interested at all. and not because of the usual grifter addicted chud "wokey make me angy" reason. Mostly because it just doesn't seem interesting. maybe more trailers will do it for me, but I doubt it.

>>713183061
respond to
>>713182232
where people use AI to impose the same "fixes" to every character they don't like regardless of ethnicity, then
>>713182370
where asian women can be given unique character designs that aren't "it's a skinny girl with long straight hair and makeup and puffed lips". If you just say "u racis" again it's a "chickens don't come from snake eggs" fallacy.

>>713176786 (OP)
I haven't played any of the Uncharted games, nor have I played Last of Us 1 or 2. Why would I be hyped for it?

The most interesting thing about it was the Anime at the start.
>Celebrity cast
>everything in the ship feels vaguely familiar due to it having that 80s future look to it
>The character is purposefully made ugly, just like all these modern Triple A slop games tend to do