Thread 713178718

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Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:31:49 PM No.713178718 [Report] >>713178932 >>713179092 >>713179613 >>713179976 >>713180805 >>713181520

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Pauline is the main character: Not DK.

Nintendo has gone WOKE.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:34:59 PM No.713178932 [Report]

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>>713178718 (OP)
You're mad because you know what's coming.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:36:44 PM No.713179059 [Report]

How so?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:37:08 PM No.713179092 [Report] >>713179917 >>713180274 >>713180816

>>713178718 (OP)
>Pauline is the main character
Yeah, and Baby Mario is the main character of Yoshi's Island, right? Retard.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:45:02 PM No.713179613 [Report] >>713179917

>>713178718 (OP)
Pauline is a glorified car ornament.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:49:25 PM No.713179917 [Report] >>713179982

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>>713179092
>>713179613
Donkey Kong is a glorified mount, like Yoshi or a PAL.

It's Pauline whose goals and interests matter in the overall game, no DK's.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:50:18 PM No.713179976 [Report]

>>713178718 (OP)
more nonsense spam. these last weeks really broke you.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:50:25 PM No.713179982 [Report]

>>713179917
>DK's goal is to get bananas
>Gameplay is about getting bananas

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 5:54:35 PM No.713180274 [Report] >>713180949

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>>713179092
Actually yes, as the "plot" is about Baby Mario wanting to find and reunite with Luigi. Yoshi is just helping Mario achieve his goal.

Character you control =/= main character

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:00:47 PM No.713180719 [Report]

Nah man, you gotta wait for Donkey Kong Banaza 2, where it's revealed Pauline is a lesbian, Donkey Kong gets his head bashed in to death with a barrel by the new kremling character Princess K.Unty, and Pauline has to travel across the land with her gay lover Dykey Kong to get revenge.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:02:02 PM No.713180805 [Report]

>>713178718 (OP)
Good. Pauline is hot

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:02:12 PM No.713180816 [Report]

>>713179092
The fact that everyone else speaks gibberish that's "translated" via subtitles while Pauline is fully voiced says it all

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:04:03 PM No.713180949 [Report]

>>713180274
This game has never been topped.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:12:00 PM No.713181520 [Report] >>713182835

>>713178718 (OP)
>woke
She would be ugly if it was woke

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:13:56 PM No.713181657 [Report]

>713180719
Trying too hard

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 6:22:45 PM No.713182334 [Report] >>713182535 >>713184282

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