Pauline is the main character: Not DK.

Nintendo has gone WOKE.

>>713178718 (OP)
You're mad because you know what's coming.

How so?

>>713178718 (OP)
>Pauline is the main character
Yeah, and Baby Mario is the main character of Yoshi's Island, right? Retard.

>>713178718 (OP)
Pauline is a glorified car ornament.

>>713179092
>>713179613
Donkey Kong is a glorified mount, like Yoshi or a PAL.

It's Pauline whose goals and interests matter in the overall game, no DK's.

>>713178718 (OP)
more nonsense spam. these last weeks really broke you.

>>713179917
>DK's goal is to get bananas
>Gameplay is about getting bananas

>>713179092
Actually yes, as the "plot" is about Baby Mario wanting to find and reunite with Luigi. Yoshi is just helping Mario achieve his goal.

Character you control =/= main character

Nah man, you gotta wait for Donkey Kong Banaza 2, where it's revealed Pauline is a lesbian, Donkey Kong gets his head bashed in to death with a barrel by the new kremling character Princess K.Unty, and Pauline has to travel across the land with her gay lover Dykey Kong to get revenge.

>>713178718 (OP)
Good. Pauline is hot

>>713179092
The fact that everyone else speaks gibberish that's "translated" via subtitles while Pauline is fully voiced says it all

>>713180274
This game has never been topped.

>>713178718 (OP)
>woke
She would be ugly if it was woke

>713180719
Trying too hard

C U T E !!!

>>713182334
>forced cute

>>713181520
she's a child, with make up thats woke

>>713182535
>forced cum

>>713183075
child dressed up like an adult whore
>cute
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>>713182334
I am not seeing this on the nintendotoday app. So what's the source?