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Anonymous No.713179110 [Report] >>713179213 >>713181323 >>713181663 >>713181865 >>713182090 >>713182142 >>713182539 >>713183113 >>713183431 >>713183608 >>713183784 >>713184137 >>713184251 >>713185313 >>713185528 >>713190383 >>713190454 >>713191640 >>713192141 >>713194585 >>713197826 >>713199560 >>713201897 >>713202137
DOA
>normies hate it
>gamercels hate it

How did IOI fuck this up so badly?
Anonymous No.713179213 [Report] >>713179378 >>713184251
>>713179110 (OP)
Game was literally built for me so they didn't fuck up.
Anonymous No.713179378 [Report] >>713182597
>>713179213
>Hitman: WOA but now with zero nuance

Based CoD enjoyer
Anonymous No.713181323 [Report] >>713181590 >>713181597 >>713181990 >>713182868 >>713182934
>>713179110 (OP)
They're being more faithful to the original sketch of 007. He looks fine. Would you rather him be a nigger? I think not. He looks fine.
Anonymous No.713181590 [Report]
>>713181323
now turn James Bond into a zoomer
Anonymous No.713181597 [Report] >>713182062
>>713181323
>Would you rather him be a nigger?
Are the standards really this low?
Anonymous No.713181663 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
Boomer British franchise. No one cares about it anymore and no one stomachs their me > you sense of humor.
Anonymous No.713181865 [Report] >>713182040 >>713182062 >>713183035 >>713183268 >>713199348
>>713179110 (OP)
That faggot Daniel Craig killed the franchise anyway.
Anonymous No.713181990 [Report]
>>713181323
Anon, this will never be true no matter how many times you say it. YOUR IMAGE DISPROVES YOUR STATEMENT, STOP BEING A SHILL.
Anonymous No.713182040 [Report]
>>713181865
The decline of Britain as a world power killed the franchise.
Anonymous No.713182057 [Report]
Announcing a lie does not make it a truth.
normies love it. I watched a stream so I know.
Anonymous No.713182062 [Report] >>713182496 >>713183101
>>713181597
Yea.
>>713181865
There were more good Daniel Craig films than bad.
Anonymous No.713182090 [Report] >>713182327 >>713182824 >>713183126
>>713179110 (OP)
>Bond fans like it
What else is it that matters?
Anonymous No.713182142 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I thought the trailer was really shit. Was it in-game/engine footage? Cause the visuals look terrible. For comparison Witcher 3/Rise of the Tomb Raider look better than they're both a decade old.
Anonymous No.713182227 [Report] >>713182519
I would rather 007 be a woman than a generic white zoomer.
Anonymous No.713182327 [Report]
>>713182090
I need high sales and player counts or I can't spam steam chart threads all day
Anonymous No.713182496 [Report]
>>713182062
There was ONE decent one that got fellated as the best thing when there were clearly better movies than it already in the series. The Craig Bond fils after Casino Royale don't even feel like Bond films, they feel like generic (excessively bland) blockbusters that happen to have the Bond license.
Anonymous No.713182519 [Report] >>713182578 >>713182824
>>713182227
I feel like Millennials are coping because not everything is catering to them. You're in your 30+ age range. Your generation is over. Move on.
Anonymous No.713182539 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
Is it a NS2 exclusive?
Anonymous No.713182578 [Report] >>713182920 >>713183081
>>713182519
I'm 19
Anonymous No.713182597 [Report]
>>713179378
>hitman
>nuance
Anonymous No.713182802 [Report] >>713183471
>Let's make a James Bond game!
>We're going to make him a zoomer who isn't even a 00 yet, literally nothing James Bond about it whatsoever.
>Genius!
Literally what was in their heads. It's a guaranteed flop.
I'm surprised they resisted the urge to make him a disabled black transbian considering how few brain cells were present in the planning sessions.
Anonymous No.713182824 [Report] >>713182898 >>713184037
>>713182090
>>713182519
These are the words of a either a normal faggot, an e-celeb, or an industry plant on damage control. And Holy fuck, no matter which you are the game looks like such dogshit get over it. If you wanted people to be excited for a new Bond game, it should've looked like an actual Bond game.
Anonymous No.713182868 [Report] >>713182898
>>713181323
now show the rest of the MI5
Anonymous No.713182898 [Report]
>>713182824
>>713182868
Whatever. GO fuck yourself. Annoying little prick.
Anonymous No.713182920 [Report] >>713183114
>>713182578
Get. Out.
Anonymous No.713182934 [Report] >>713183049
>>713181323
He looks ugly and autistic, your pic looks like some handsome mature man
Also he obeys browns so that sucks too, and the girls look too safe horny
Anonymous No.713183035 [Report]
>>713181865
weet ik
Anonymous No.713183049 [Report]
>>713182934
Not an argument
Anonymous No.713183081 [Report]
>>713182578
Based zoomer
Anonymous No.713183101 [Report] >>713183414 >>713183667
>>713182062
You could argue that before Craig there was no such thing as a bad Bond movie.
Anonymous No.713183113 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I'm pretty hyped for it tbqhwy. A james bond game in the same vein as hitman has been on my wishlist since playing SA in high school and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Anonymous No.713183114 [Report] >>713183207 >>713183260
>>713182920
I've been on 4chan for 4 years now, mainly /v/ /g/ and /a/, so how about you get out?
Anonymous No.713183126 [Report]
>>713182090
I don't like it at all and I've been seeing Bond films in cinemas since Goldeneye.
Anonymous No.713183207 [Report] >>713183501 >>713183502
>>713183114
So you just admitted to violating the rules?
Anonymous No.713183260 [Report]
>>713183114
>4 years
jfc a newborn
Anonymous No.713183268 [Report] >>713184512 >>713190476
>>713181865
We live in the bad timeline where Dalton didn't get acknowledged as the best Bond
Anonymous No.713183320 [Report]
cons
>black people in power
>gameplay might be jank

pros
>white male protag
>finally a new bond game
>gameplay might be super smooth and fun
>levels from the trailer look interesting

i'm intrigued
Anonymous No.713183414 [Report] >>713184113
>>713183101
You could argue it but it wouldn't make it true. There's really only one outright bad Craig film anyway and the rest are all good to fantastic. Spectre fucking sucked.
Anonymous No.713183431 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
Fuck you, I like young Dexter as Bond, also, he's irish, so basically a brit.
Anonymous No.713183471 [Report] >>713191180
>>713182802
They want to do their own series that takes more inspiration from the books and without the hangups of being tied with any of the films. I think it's the right idea. I would have preferred a cold war setting with less niggers and jeets though.
Anonymous No.713183501 [Report] >>713183732
>>713183207
>Implying you didn't browse 4chan when you were underage
UH HUH SURE DUDE
Anonymous No.713183502 [Report]
>>713183207
I know the rules, and you're acting like a bitch right now.
Anonymous No.713183608 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I'm confused the game doesn't looks bad from what I seen (they didn't show much) but if executed well it could be great
Anonymous No.713183667 [Report]
>>713183101
I don't agree with that.

World is not enough had plenty of problems. Die another day just got too silly. View to a kill drags for long periods of time. Octopussy, Man with the golden gun and Moonraker have problems too.
Anonymous No.713183732 [Report]
>>713183501
I actually did not.
Anonymous No.713183784 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I really don't get why people here are shitting on his design. He looks and acts like he was the top chad of every school he went to and from then he just kept going up in the world.
Anonymous No.713183960 [Report] >>713184057 >>713184120
I'm not ashamed to admit that I basedfaced a little when I saw the new Q. He is the best Bong character and I have been so fucking tired of Whishaw Q ever since I first saw him in cinemas in 2012. Q is back bros
Anonymous No.713184037 [Report]
>>713182824
>If you wanted people to be excited for a new Bond game, it should've looked like an actual Bond game.
Such as?
Anonymous No.713184057 [Report]
>>713183960
>boomer Q was based
>zoomer Q is gay
>nu-Q is boomer gay
oh no
Anonymous No.713184087 [Report] >>713186301
I'm more shocked that the have a black chick that doesn't look like a hideous sheboon.
Anonymous No.713184113 [Report] >>713184627
>>713183414
Anon I remember my ex wife getting mad at me because I fell asleep at the theater watching skyfall. Other than casino royale I hated every Craig.
Anonymous No.713184120 [Report]
>>713183960
Same. I'm so glad Q is old again, and he looks really cool too.
Anonymous No.713184137 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
The Zoomer Who Loved Me
A Zoom to a Kill
Zoomfinger
You Only Zoom Twice
Dr. Zoom
From Zoomer with Love
Zoomerball
Zoomerpussy
Zoomraker
Quantum of Zoomer
Zoomerfall
ZOOMER
The Zoomer Is Not Enough
Die Another Zoomer
Zoomer Royale
Zoomer Time To Die
Never Say Zoomer Again
Anonymous No.713184140 [Report] >>713184226 >>713184318 >>713184319 >>713184345 >>713184627 >>713184969
So who had the best run as Bond?
Anonymous No.713184226 [Report]
>>713184140
Connery. Everyone else is pretty patchy in quality.
Anonymous No.713184251 [Report] >>713184983
>>713179110 (OP)
>>713179213
I just want more Hitman.
If 007 is that then I'm happy.
If it's the action shooter it looks like it is then I have no interest.
Anonymous No.713184318 [Report]
>>713184140
Brosnan has like one good movie but he is Bond in my mind and nothing will change that.
Anonymous No.713184319 [Report] >>713184512
>>713184140
Connery, would’ve been Dalton if he got a third movie.
Anonymous No.713184345 [Report]
>>713184140
If you ignore Never say never again then it's obviously Connery. Every Bond completely belly-flopped at the end of their run, except for Dalton and Lazenby.
Anonymous No.713184375 [Report] >>713184513 >>713184568
>Mindseye and 00Zoom
Will IO go bankrupt?
Anonymous No.713184512 [Report]
>>713184319
>>713183268
Based Timothy enjoyers
Anonymous No.713184513 [Report]
>>713184375
Minds eye always looked like dogshit desu
Anonymous No.713184568 [Report] >>713184657
>>713184375
Nah they've got Hitman WoA season 4 in their back pocket if they're ever in trouble. Easy maps people have been begging for for years like an Airport or Cruise Ship.
Anonymous No.713184627 [Report]
>>713184113
That's okay. Taste is subjective and I understand why some might not like Craig. I have no problem standing by my opinion, either. Casino Royale is up there among the best Bond films. Quantum of Solace and Skyfall are both great while No Time to Die had it's moments and was overall fairly strong despite the nigress. Spectre fucking sucked and drags the Craig films down with it some as a whole as a consequence. There's still more good than bad.
>>713184140
As everyone else is saying, Connery.
Anonymous No.713184657 [Report] >>713184839
>>713184568
I got the idea that IOI somehow forgot how to make maps
Anonymous No.713184839 [Report] >>713185670 >>713185823 >>713185841 >>713188525
>>713184657
WoA S3 is definitely more spotty than S1/S2 but it still had solid levels like Ambrose Island, Dubai and Berlin. The issue with S3 is that a lot of the maps have stupid gimmicks that don't play to the game's strength.
Anonymous No.713184969 [Report]
>>713184140
I like Moore's the most because his movies are fun, but like the other Anon, when I hear Bond I think of Brosnan.
Anonymous No.713184983 [Report]
>>713184251
I think it's doubtful. You can run and gun in nu-hitman too but all playstyles are viable. I'm guessing (hoping) it will be the same here. I'm thinking you can go in guns blazing, go for pure stealth, use the environment (and gadgets) to create distractions or dispatch enemies or any combo of the 3 to be an all around cheeky bugger.
Anonymous No.713185313 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
i hope it comes with some cod clone multiplayer component
Anonymous No.713185468 [Report]
>Bond villain gets his own theme
Absolute kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R8QZtbFc4KI
https://youtu.be/fEwkcIJkgf8?si=f7kOLqgCtabThw0y
Anonymous No.713185528 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
>onions bond
>every other character is some flavor of shitskin
Anonymous No.713185670 [Report] >>713185823 >>713189521
>>713184839
Berlin twists my tits
it's a vibey map, great ideas, you can go all John Wick, they give u a shotgun u can hide, it's great
but, the whole map is full of tubs of water you can't hide bodies in?
somebody obviously forgot something in the final stretch there

was kind of disappointed in their map output after it wrapped up
Hitman 2 got great DLC maps, I was really excited
just give us one more HUGE level, like Dubai or Miami, one more big set piece map that celebrates everything the game was good at, that's what I thought we'd get

I understand they made freelancer mode and have been working on this 007 game, which looks like Hitman but James Bond, I'm not opposed to that, but yeah
Airport, Cruise Ship, basically anything that is a beloved Tony Hawks level setting, something big you know?
Anonymous No.713185823 [Report] >>713186159
>>713184839
>>713185670
>spend millions of dollars to bring Mads Mikkelsen in for a celeb cameo
>reuse Paris for the 30th time instead of making a Vegas casino map

I can't even
Anonymous No.713185841 [Report] >>713186120
>>713184839
Man, I remember how Chongquing went from one of the most anticipated maps to a footnote. The streets/facility split really did it no favours.
Anonymous No.713186120 [Report]
>>713185841
The streets section is one of my favorite atmospherically but it's like 1/10th of the map. The facility is really boring and uninteresting. The most generic Resident Evil NEST looking shit ever. And then the final bit of the map being a forced combat section in a Hitman game is just baffling.

I wanted to like it.
Anonymous No.713186159 [Report]
>>713185823
this is the shit I'm talking about
they revealed this and I was like "OH ARE THEY GONNA GIVE US..."
no, they aren't, it's Paris again everybody
they just put tables everywhere
it's a casino now! Trust us!

perfect opportunity kind of wasted, why are they wasting SGF slots on what is essentially just another elusive target, I hated it lol
Mads is great though, really cool he did that
Anonymous No.713186301 [Report] >>713187769
>>713184087
>Ugly hair
>Ugly face
>Grandma clothes
Kek we can't even get Halle berry anymore
Anonymous No.713187769 [Report]
>>713186301
Ur exaggerating nothing of her is ugly.
Anonymous No.713188525 [Report] >>713188639
>>713184839
>Ambrose Island
>solid
It's meh. I'll give you Dubai and Berlin, though, I've replayed the shit out of those maps.

Paris and Dartmoor are still the GOAT maps.
Anonymous No.713188639 [Report]
>>713188525
Whittleton Creek, Haven and Miami are my favorite maps.
Anonymous No.713189521 [Report] >>713189783 >>713190345
>>713185670
It's still baffling that they haven't done an airport... you could build an entire fucking gamemode out of that scenario with millions of permutations.
>random target
>random time to arrival
>random arrival gate
>random time for layover
>random stops during layover
>random departure gate
>you never know who your target is going to be or what their security is like, how much time you'll have to infiltrate and prepare, where you need to be and when, etc.
>you can try to hedge your bets and show up like a swiss army knife or come prepared for a specific scenario and hope you roll lucky or else be prepared to improvise the shit out of the mission
Anonymous No.713189783 [Report] >>713190290 >>713190345 >>713191206
>>713189521
I'm guessing they don't want the bad publicity it would 100% generate in the mainstream media.
>New game allows you to infiltrate an airport and shoot a bunch of people

A dock infiltrating a big cruise ship would be more likely because it has a lot of the same obstacles but doesn't have the same terrorism association.
Anonymous No.713190121 [Report]
Outside of Bond looking too young, the game looks great. Honestly, if it's just a glorified reskin of Hitman I'll be happy too.
Anonymous No.713190218 [Report] >>713190370
What was the last new, highly successful, high-budget, multiplayer-centric game? Besides Call of Duty and sports games. Marvel Rivals? I feel like most of the popular new multiplayer games I see are all low-budget games designed to be cleared in a weekend.
Anonymous No.713190290 [Report] >>713190575
>>713189783
>they don't want the bad publicity it would generate
>half the maps just let you shoot up villages full of brown people
>all the maps let you brutally murder innocent people
Anonymous No.713190345 [Report] >>713191206
>>713189521
>>713189783
an airport is such a natural choice but yeah it's probably the "politics" of things happening in the level that could potentially be defined as "terroristic" which would court controversy
but it's nothing that video games haven't already seen, and probably wouldn't be as bad

I bet there's a contingent of level designers at IOI who are secretly obsessed with making an airport level but higher ups are always like "haha, no"
Anonymous No.713190359 [Report] >>713190771
People hate it?
Anonymous No.713190370 [Report]
>>713190218
Nightreign?
Weird place to ask this question though
Anonymous No.713190383 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I haven't even seen gameplay longer than a third of a second yet
but I don't like that they didn't show hand to hand combat. if it's single button takedowns I'm going to shit
Anonymous No.713190443 [Report] >>713190601
James Bond just doesn't belong in a world without the Soviet Union. GoldenEye was the last good movie.
Anonymous No.713190454 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
the trailer has a lot of views actually I'm surprised. the young bond angle wasn't what I expected tbqh. I was also hoping it wouldnt be that set piece heavy and morel ike hitman but it's bond so I kind ofexpceted it. we'll see how it goes.
Anonymous No.713190476 [Report] >>713190952
>>713183268
We live in a bad timeline where Lazenby didn't return as Bond even once
Anonymous No.713190575 [Report]
>>713190290
Call of Duty let you cap brown people all over the world but it was still a big deal to shoot up an airport in MW2. Keep in mind it was presented as a villainous act in MW2 as well.

I personally don't think people would care all that much outside of the main stream media (and that's assuming they even cover it - Hitman 2016 had a school that nobody ever mentions) but there is a risk if it goes poorly.
Anonymous No.713190601 [Report]
>>713190443
Pretty much, espionage (the cool kind) died with the Cold war and thus the Soviet union
Anonymous No.713190771 [Report]
>>713190359
I'm waiting to see actual gameplay
I know IOI have wanted this for years so I'm waiting to see what they manage to make out of it
they could be great at it, it could also be mediocre, can't tell nothing from a pre-rendered trailer
Anonymous No.713190952 [Report]
>>713190476
Has to be the worst piece of advice ever given by someone's agent.
Anonymous No.713191180 [Report] >>713194323
>>713183471
I read Casino Royale. I don't remember James Bond doing the floss dance and showing off his Roblox tattoo.
Anonymous No.713191206 [Report] >>713191268 >>713191396
>>713189783
>>713190345
seems like an easy-enough controversy to get around, you just make the security at the airport super confident so that "only a genetically engineered super-assassin could infiltrate this place and cause such mayhem"
Anonymous No.713191268 [Report]
>>713191206
You're assuming the media cares about context which they really don't. See: Six Days at Fellujah controversy
Anonymous No.713191396 [Report]
>>713191206
Or make it so the airport is on lockdown because some serious politician (who you are trying to assassinate) is taking a flight out of there. Civilians can be present outside of the airport but once you're inside it's only soldiers.
Anonymous No.713191493 [Report] >>713191620 >>713191784 >>713191898 >>713192169 >>713199290
>game not even out
>already time limited fomo bullshit items
Anonymous No.713191620 [Report]
>>713191493
What's even worse is implies that the 007 game is going to have the same always online/IOI account bullshit that WoA has.
Also young Dexter looks so goofy there.
Anonymous No.713191640 [Report] >>713191784 >>713191810
>>713179110 (OP)
How can you hate something when little information exists about it's gameplay? at the same time that also calls for more caution until they give us an idea of what game we're playing. I jut think IOI have the potential to make a good tactical stealth action game if their track record on Hitman is anything to go by.
Anonymous No.713191784 [Report]
>>713191640
see >>713191493
Anonymous No.713191810 [Report]
>>713191640
>How can you hate something when little information exists
First day on /v/?
Anonymous No.713191898 [Report]
>>713191493
At least it's a new model for the 007 game. In Hitman it's just a retexture of the Sgail suit without the mask.
Anonymous No.713192141 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)

While is would have preferred the Cold War setting i´d say it looks decent enough.
Anonymous No.713192169 [Report]
>>713191493
>play La Chiffre mission
>get poisoned by him and unable to get to the antidote in time
>quit the game at the last second because Elusive Target means I can't replay if I fail
>learn afterwards that it doesn't kill you but just sends you to a different part of the mission

elusive targets suck still
Anonymous No.713194114 [Report] >>713196863
Craig is the most disliked, but he consistently has good films.
Anonymous No.713194323 [Report]
>>713191180
Totally, utterly mindbroken.
Anonymous No.713194585 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
>Hitman ruined by always online shit
>prouduced Mindseye
>now this bland shit

Why is IOI such a retarded company?
Anonymous No.713196863 [Report] >>713197350 >>713199489
>>713194114
Craig just doesn't feel very Bondy, desu. He's too much of a bruiser, Jack Bauer type
Anonymous No.713197350 [Report] >>713198719
>>713196863
thing is he was much more congenial as the detective in the Knives Out movies, so it's not like he couldn't put on a Bond-esque superficial charm, I feel like that's in his skill set
his take on Bond felt more like some kind of SAS soldier who accidentally walked into the wrong office on recruitment day, and now he's trying to deal with space lasers when fact is all he's good at is getting his balls crushed like a champ, you know?
Anonymous No.713197594 [Report] >>713199106
>Hitman WoA but with shoot-outs
I mean 47 could but gunning everybody down is the sloppiest hit ever
Anonymous No.713197826 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
I hate what I've seen so far but the most important aspect is the gameplay. If it's Uncharted 4 with more stealth it might be cool.
Anonymous No.713198719 [Report]
>>713197350
What happened was MGM saw the Bourne movies and retooled Bond to be that. Bond was always a trend-chasing franchise like the time they saw Star Wars and immediately made Moonraker despite the fact that the previous movie said "James Bond will return in For Your Eyes Only." When '06 Casino Royale was made, gritty reboots that changed classic heroic figures into flawed characters were all the rage. Craig could play a more refined, traditional Bond, but that's not what they were going for at the time.
Anonymous No.713199106 [Report]
>>713197594
I'm more concerned about IOI doing driving sections honestly, those were heavily implied
rocket bikes, man
can IOI handle rocket bikes?
in Kane and Lynch they could barely handle a van
Anonymous No.713199290 [Report] >>713201674
>>713191493
>The Chiffre mission crashes every single time I tried to play it
>Get so tired of this I go on a rampage the next time I load in, die, remember it's an Elusive Target

Oops
Anonymous No.713199348 [Report]
>>713181865
idk, this was very good.
Anonymous No.713199489 [Report]
>>713196863
His Bond doesn't have the sophistication needed imo, but when he just crashed through that wall in the Casino Royale opening chase it was really hype.
Anonymous No.713199560 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
Nobody hates it but I'm not hyped, saw a woman in a bikini in the trailer but Ill wait till release cause it could have some woke surprised
Anonymous No.713201674 [Report]
>>713199290
Did you get him at least?
Anonymous No.713201897 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
It's a mystery
Anonymous No.713202137 [Report]
>>713179110 (OP)
It has too many niggers and pajeetas for my taste. Maybe I'll pirate it some day and then just never bother to install it.