What's your excuse for not hopping on VC, anonymous?

>bocchi the videogames
get on mic bro

I hate voice everyone always makes fun of my voice for being too deep or worse starts making gay jokes about me I'm so tired of being sexually harassed and bullied..

>>713180804 (OP)
i am a 30 year old man who has crippling anxiety that has left me unable to form relationships. it stopped being cute 5 years ago and now it's creepy.

>>713180804 (OP)
My english isn't good enough. I do speak in VC, I'm just picky about people.

moids keep telling me to suck their dick or e-stalk me

>>713180804 (OP)
i'm listening to music

>>713180804 (OP)
bluetooth headset.

>>713180804 (OP)
I only use in game voice chat, I'm not joining your gay discords where you ERP 8 hours a day

>>713180804 (OP)
Music>dorks attempting to banter

>>713180804 (OP)
suckin on bocchi cock

>>713181154
>>713181289
Being an antisocial loser doesn't make you cool. Unironically hate fags who do nothing but listen to music or people that don't join voice for games because they're "listening to music" like ok nigger turn it down callouts are more important

>picrel

>>713180804 (OP)
I dont interact because most of time people are not interested is communicating or shy, the people who do speak are not interested in a stranger or are just trying to troll. 99% of voice chat interaction are just way too autistic/cringe that it stresses me out. I have just learned to never speak, particularly to those who have that slightly feminine lisp but low octave voice where you cant tell if its a tranny or just a lesbian. Since I got a VR headset I have tried out VRChat and always end up just silently hanging around Koreans and Japanese worlds because then I get to be around people who talk, but I don't have to understand them while I wonder around. I guess being an alien among strangers is my safe space.

>>713180804 (OP)
i started using speakers a few years ago because i figured having music/game sounds going into my ears from headphones 18 hours a day probably would damage my hearing in the long run and now it's a pain to go grab my headset and plug it in and all that

>>713180804 (OP)
>join voice chat
>"Holy shit you sound like Guy Smiley from Sesame Street"
>"He sounds like Mike Myers"
>"Can you do the Shrek voice?"
>put on my best Scottish accent and say "I dunno, can I?"
>everyone agrees I sound way more like Guy Smiley

i don't need an excuse, i'm simply not playing multiplayerslop

>reddit the reddit
Leave

>>713180804 (OP)
avoidant personality disorder

My voice sounds retarded. I already don't want to listen to it, why the hell would other people want to?

>>713180804 (OP)
I don't have any vc to hop on.

>>713180804 (OP)
I'm too busy sucking cock

>>713185143
but we can listen to it on vc

>>713185257
no I usually drive to the guy's house so I cant get on vc

>>713180804 (OP)
If we're just gonna sit there in mostly silence while we play separate games and only talk occasionally I'd rather just watch a movie and sip coffee outside of VC. If we're actively playing a game or engaging in conversation I'll gladly participate however

>>713185471
please be in toronto....

>>713185535
>not enjoying a comfortable silence amongst your closest friends
NGMI

>>713185607
>leaf is a homosexual
this is the least surprised i've been all day

>>713180804 (OP)
people mock my voice..

>>713180804 (OP)
you never ask me to hop on

>>713185607
im not in toronto and i would never have sexual relations with a leaf no matter how nice their cock may be

>>713185761
oh my GOSH WHY NOT

>>713185820
because the leaf is a subhuman communist abomination, and also because "leaf" is becoming synonymous with "pajeet"

>>713185665
I don't talk to my closest friends on the internet, I talk to them in my garage at 3 in the afternoon with beers and smokes.

>>713185535
Fucking this, my buddies always ask to VC and then nobody says anything if I don't try to make conversation. What's the point

>>713186037
I don't have a single "IRL" friend, and haven't for over 10 years. I've met all of my closest online friends (some who I've known for nearly 20 years) twice though.

>>713183947
This.

>>713183947

>>713185920
i hate communism and im half chinese and half white

>>713186169
Any "online" friends I've had moved closer so we could all hang out together and now we just all hang out in my garage with my "irl" friends who I've known for decades. If you're not doing this then you're really ngmi

>>713186408
>half chinese
please get the fuck away from me

>>713186408
lmao

>>713186535
>>713186589
dont be mean..

>>713180804 (OP)
with whom?

>>713186408
Got a hot sister?

>>713186408
>Half communist and lives in a communist state
>i hate communism
Sure you do bud

when i'm relaxing i hate the sound of other people's voices and i don't like talking

>>713186773
they're taken
>>713186875
canada isnt communist tho

>>713180804 (OP)
Live with my parents who both can’t hear when I’m speaking directly to them in the same room but can hear two mice having sex from 7 counties over.
They then will comment about any noise I make in my room.

>>713186119
Its because your buddy is more socially retarded than you and needs you to continue to make conversation so he can socially feel good.

>>713186971
>canada isnt communist tho
case in point

>>713183947
Hey this kinda sounds like me...

>>713180804 (OP)
I don't mind voice chat but these days either nobody wants to talk or there is some faggot or tranny that will mass report you and get you permabanned or muted

>>713181074
sorry nobody rescued you while you were still young and cute, bro

>>713186971
Lets just pretend the lock downs, vax mandates, and Trucker protests never existed. Canada is 100% commie.

>>713180804 (OP)
Because most people with their mics on are either obnoxious unfunny zoomers screaming eceleb memes, squeakers, stoners, or single digit IQ retards playing in the back kitchen of a busy Chinese restaurant in Gotham City using a cup and string with no ability to mute as a microphone. Fuck you stupid internet faggots- I just want to play a few rounds of some bullshit before bed.

>>713181074
same

>>713186408
Hey guys, Elliot Rodger here

>>713187125
KEK

>>713180804 (OP)
i only vc with an english girl. rest of my friends are from various eastern or southern european countries and i cant understand a word they're saying

i only play single player games and the only person i verbally converse with irl is my 2.5 year old

>>713187945
you either get elliott rodger or tim henson

>>713188091
would

>>713182138
your "callouts" are shit, and depending on the game it's typically just some Ivan yelling the funi nigger word

>>713188090
what happened to the child's mother

>VC: Off
>VC volume: 0

>>713180804 (OP)
I don't want to talk to you stupid faggots.

>>713191141
We could be good friends..

>>713181289
The incessant "copy of internet personalities" """""banter""""". Drives me up a wall. I'm just trying to enjoy the game.

>>713190258
i'm fine?

>>713191613
post legs.
NOW.

>>713180804 (OP)
Nasal voice and catty accent so people can tell me fagottness just from hearing me and they're quick to point it out.
I suddenly get a lot more comfortable whenever a girl or another gay is on VC too though.

>>713191613
What happened to the childs father

>>713180804 (OP)
I have tinnitus so I avoid using headphones.

>>713191613
YWNBAW

>>713192041
Have you tried not being a faggot?

>>713181289
>>713191243
I hate this shit. in every aspect of life communication has become a content for every person involved to make the most jokes and ````banter````. it's almost impossible to have an actual conversation with anyone. real life is like a marvel movie

>>713190258
car accident

>we actually got bocchi s2 the same year as switch 2
can't stop winning

>>713193745
Sex with this Kita poster

>>713180804 (OP)
>bocchi the MASSIVE FUCKING TITS

>>713193624
life is often cruel

>>713181074
literally me

>>713180804 (OP)
Could it help me break out of my crippling need to isolate?

I work in a call center doing alarm dispatch. I basically spend 8 hours a day talking to people through a headset, sometimes having to yell because they're too fucking retarded to step away from their blaring alarms, even if they're on a god damn cell phone.

>>713180804 (OP)
because half the time someone talks back, it's a gay dude

>>713195893
>anon is such a faggot that only gays want to speak to him
pottery

>>713180804 (OP)
I don't wanna listen to women and fags simple as

>bocchi the sex
stay

>>713180804 (OP)
I like playing single player games and getting absorbed in the world and atmosphere. VC breaks immersion and there is a high chance I'll be ask to play some multiplayer game I don't want to at the moment. Maybe I should set myself to invisible so people don't think I want to join VC with them.

>>713180804 (OP)
VCs helped me get over social anxiety because there is zero negative repercussions for being a sperg. I do still get shy if it's some TF2 server where everyone knows each other. I like CS because it's new people every time and there is only 5 of you and you basically have to talk

>>713193141
Many times

>>713181074
>it stopped being cute 5 years ago and now it's creepy.

>>713180804 (OP)
I dont have friends to play with anymore
>used to play dota with bunch of irl friends, always on vc
>used to play mmos on teamspeak, comfy clan with no underage or retards allowed
>everyone grew up and moved on

>>713181074
Hello fellow socially maladapted nigger, enjoying the loneliness?

>>713196035
post voice

>>713195893
thats just how most youth sounds these days, low t sissies who grew under female domination and picked their manners from women

Most people in video games are miserable to talk to. There's all those /v/ Steam and friend threads but even most of those faggots don't talk on mic because it ruins the illusion of them not being old dudes.

>>713180804 (OP)
I’m British despite that I thoroughly hate speaking to fellow British people. They are all assholes and usually have painfully annoying voices, accents and overuse slang dialect meanwhile I do everything I can to speak well and not use slang but in doing so my resentment for other has only grown. Then if I speak to another nationality it all descends into “insert typical Brit joke here”. You guys wouldn’t know what I’d give to a good clear standard American accent instead of a deep voice British accent. I’ve accepted my online seclusion years ago though so I’m unconcerned. I really fucking hate British people though, I’ll never understand the idea of patriotism especially in this shithole. Sorry for my little /pol/ blogpost but they do say that writing things out does make you feel better… I don’t feel a damn thing honestly.

>>713196265
literally me

>>713196496
no
but then i think about what i have to do to get into a relationship and it all just seems too much of a hassle

>>713181029
This nigga has a girly voice. Capitalize on it. Play a girl online and get free shit from despies

>>713198519
Uh bwo.. you can't read...

>>713180804 (OP)
nothing to say

>>713199695
thats what they all say...

>>713180804 (OP)
I have 0 friends to VC with and I don't play multiplayer games. Where do people go to find others to VC with?

>>713180804 (OP)
I have nothing to say

>>713201313

>>713199648
Zamn...

>>713199648
Finally confirmation that I am indeed an anime girl.

>>713180804 (OP)
My mic is getting a bit worn and actin crappy.

>>713202351
>>713202603
I'd pay any amount to trade and sound normal bros..

If I'm not actively engaging in a video game or something where I can relay the immediate situation I genuinely can't spin up conversation for the life of me. My ability to synthesise a topic to speak of without some kind of origin point to blossom forth from is greatly impaired and sees that my conversations are better held amongst a larger group than by one's lonesome few as thoughts, topics and ideas bounce between individuals and I can subsume into the reverb

>>713180804 (OP)
I'm pretty much always on VC when I play MP. I only play MP games with friends nowadays so we always talk while we play as well.

im esl
also

>>713203510
Nothing wrong with esl bros over voice if your good.

>>713203510
I think you do not deserve human rights and should be exterminated like the vermin you are.

>>713180804 (OP)
my mic leaks I don't want you to hear my mom boyfriend having sex next door

I hate my voice, I don't have anything of value to say, and nobody would notice if I wasn't there

>>713180804 (OP)
I am ESL

my voice is too low pitched and not in a manly way

>>713180804 (OP)
i destroyed my headphone mic and also ripped out the internal mic

>>713180804 (OP)
I'm a brit bonger that lives near Liverpool. This means I have a scouse accent, which is literally one of the worst British accents you can have. Lots of people hate listening to it, so it's best just not to talk. I'm a massive sperg anyway, so fuck it.

i have to lie about my reallife and then remember that lie forever

>>713180804 (OP)
I'm in discord with my friends because saying anything in a public vc is a ban in current year

I don't trust these people enough and I'm not even sure I want to connect with them.

>>713198163
Less of a hassle and more of "chances of it paying off are slim while chances of it destroying you are high."

>>713203698
what did i do?

>>713204358
wool

>>713180804 (OP)
my headset is buried in a box somewhere and i dont feel like looking for it

>ey yo
>YOU A CAT?
>ey yo check out dis cat hahahaha

>>713204971

>>713180804 (OP)
I haven't played a game with voice chat in like five years

my discord friend group disintegrated the other day. now i got zero niggas to talk to

>>713183947
that is quite literally me
i want to die

i dont have friends and avoid multiplayer games because im bad and always mess it up for my team

>>713180804 (OP)
Not scheduled to game with friends until Sunday

>>713183947
if you're undiagnosed then you don't have it, and if you're diagnosed then you don't have it.

>>713180804 (OP)
I dont have friends and dont play any multiplayer games anymore

tfw no gaming bf

>>713180804 (OP)
What makes 'bocc so sex?

>>713199648
>>713202351
>>713202603

it's unironically over
ive gotten bullied for my voice too

>>713196265
hahahahahaha

fuck thats me

my AC is on and RTX voice eats up resources

>>713180804 (OP)
Not only I have an accent but I speak like a nerd so I'd rather stay silent.

>>713180804 (OP)
>What's your excuse for not hopping on VC, anonymous?
I only play singleplayer games
also I'm pretty boring so I don't like making small talk

>>713209972
>tried regular voice
>obviously didn't make it
>for fun attempt cartoonishly deep villain voice (think the Gravemind from Halo 2, or bayformers Optimus Prime) monologue
>Barely meets the Chad cutoff (99)
Probably my shitty phoneposter microphone but damn I wonder what the deep voice one sounds like to meet that criteria.

>>713180804 (OP)
It's all the same fucking shit. All the same drama when all the same stereotypes clash against one another. It's all so tiresome.
>ooooo the local pseud has pissed off a kitten and now the local leader is giving a lecture about some retarded shit how drama is toxic and I am supposed to take it seriously or everyone gets assblasted 100x
I think staying in the shadows on the look out for some kino is a much better move.

>>713180804 (OP)
i don't have friends

>>713180804 (OP)
This image is really fucking funny.

>>713215123
not really

>>713215164
I looked at it at four separate occasions and every time I had to chuckle. It must be the eyebrows.

>>713183947