Thread 713186728

The Golden Saints have been eating too many sweetrolls...

>>713186728 (OP)
or maybe not enough?

>>713186728 (OP)
bigger

>>713186728 (OP)
>the jaw-to-chin transition

Jesus fucking Lardass Christ

>>713186728 (OP)
They are forced to eat cheese by Sheogorath

>>713186846
the op image is completely unedited btw

>>713186856
And yet their bodies remain at a normal BMI, the worst of both worlds.

>>713186728 (OP)
> Become Sheo
> Gain the ability to summon Golden Saints/Dark Seducers
> They only answer if I am currently in the Shivering Isles.

Bitch I am a fucking Daedric Prince. When I say " Jump" you fucking ask " How high?"

Getting cucked by your cannon fodder. Can I refuse the assignment? The most pointless reward in TES history.
> You can make it rain once a day.
Once again if I am in the shivering isles.

>>713186728 (OP)
jfc why

>>713186728 (OP)
Maybe the worst victims of the remaster's new art style

>>713187672
they look like winemom HR bitches who attend protests to boss people around

>>713187568
Did you miss the part where Akatosh cucked all daedric princes?

>>713187568
Cyrodiil is a small province, you summon a golden saint, she could tip it over

>>713187925
Did you miss the part where you as Sheo could still summon atronachs?
Your argument did not survive surface level scrutiny.

>>713187672
Not even close to the worst, their faces are fucked but the rest is fine.

>>713188139
Sheo used to be able to throw moons at Nirn so I would take that as a plus.
Dropping heifers is better than the bargain basement shit you are given.

>>713188432
You don't need to be Sheogorath to summon atronachs retard

>>713188605
post a worse example then dipshit

>>713188735
Are you retarded?
YOUR argument was Akatosh cucked Daedric princes.
To which I replied
You can summon atronachs as Sheo.
If YOUR argument was correct Akatosh would not allow it.

You really need to sue your school. Your reading comprehension is atrocious.
> Time to go full nta to save face.
Fucking retard.

>>713189016
The poor dremora

>>713189147
Whichever one of you said it was stupid that you can't summon mazken or aureal in cyrodiil is correct, the other one of you is retarded. The school of conjuration is not bound by the liminal barrier of the Dragonfires. There is no good reason that you can't just summon a golden saint for 60 seconds like you can a dremora. Being Sheogorath has nothing to do with it whatsoever.

>>713186728 (OP)
Now show me my willing servants, the Dark Seducers

>>713186728 (OP)
You didn't actually play this dogshit remaster, did you?

>>713189324
???

>>713189459
dios mio...

>>713189438
That is another thing.
If I am Sheo how am I freely able to travel to Nirn with the dragonfires relit?

>>713189821
More like Darkie Seducer.
You just know she has an EBT card tucked in her boob armor and three baby daddies hiding from her.

>>713189821
Meanwhile, dark seducers in TR:

>>713189459
>>713189821

>>713189821
hahahaha
what

>>713190612
Damn you could grate cheese on those abs

>>713190460
Was it designed with an Etch-A-Sketch?

>>713187925
he just cucked dagon the warmonger daedric prince

>>713190748
It's morrowind graphics, what did you expect

>>713190785
More.

>>713189324
she looks fine og dremora were potato dunmers

>>713190753
No, he cockblocked all daedric princes. Do they say anyway, you could probably find a thousand contradictions of this. The shivering isles cope for why Sheo's gate is allowed is that it's "just an invitation", not an invasion of any kind

Never realized how big they were.

>>713190908
>Perfectly reasonable explanation is called a cope
"Sorry I'm late for work, boss, a truck ran straight into me and totaled my car."
"Cope."

>>713191557
your character need sweetrolls

maybe I'm overthinking it but why would azuras curse bother "dunmer" in other planes of oblivion

>>713192954
Maybe it didn't. Can you think of a chimer who was in a non-azura-affiliated plane of oblivion when it happened?

>>713192954
If Yagrum Bagarn, Master Crafter and Last Living Dwarf, managed to dodge his entire kind's zero sum, this isn't too much of a stretch.

>>713186790
>KNEEL BEFORE THE SAINTS
wish I could

Speaking of sweet rolls, what do the dodge/rolls in the Remastered look like?

>>713190460
>wings
not every fucking scrap of book lore has to be front and center in gameplay
i can never enjoy mods as much as vanilla

>>713186728 (OP)
Meanwhile Mannimarco is still a wuss. Of all the characters they've redubbed they've left one role that could have used some retooling

>>713197309
They look okay I guess, but they are extremely janky in gameplay. In my opinion it's always easier and safer to use your athletics and acrobatics to dodge attacks than the actual dodge. Also I have like 170hrs so far in the remaster so you know I'm not a retarded schizo that hates the concept of remakes or anything.

>all the zoomers ITT not knowing they look like ugly potato people in the original too
grim. i share a board with these people?

>>713198634
It's not just about their faces, they fattened them up.

>>713198634
they're just high elves and blue-ish dark elves
dont know what i expected but i liked the morrowind golden saints better

>>713199127
i liked the morrowind ones too. they actually look more like living bronze statue women rather than these shiny flesh people

>>713198634
this is bait, but I'm a zoomer and certified chud (650 hours in original oblivion) and they obviously and inarguably look way better in the original.

>>713190460
is it bad I think this looks better than reblivion?
high rez, low poly is king

>>713199543
what is this? modded morrowind?

>>713199447
they look just as ugly in their own way in the remastered in my opinion. dont see what the problem is. oblivion is and has always been an ugly as fuck game horrible art direction and graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy180J9Wfrg

>>713199690
yeah a mod that altered a shrine to be to vaermina instead of molag bal, can't recall which one though

>>713199719
the remaster really didn't need to be so ugly though

>>713187568
Old Sheo isn't allowed to just vomit daedra into Mundus either

>>713186728 (OP)
I love crouching, looking up, and having her berate me for theft and my small penis.

>>713199719
>youtube
not clicking on that shit

>>713199884
sure, i just dont get what anyone expected. oblivion was always simultaneously critiqued and loved for its ugly as fuck aesthetic. its part of its identity.

>>713198634
Like you wouldnt fuck both.

>>713200017
...ok weirdo? i just wanted to show one in motion to show that they look just as ugly as the original

My Golden Saint.

>>713199719
>has always been an ugly as fuck game horrible art direction and graphics
Now that is pure retconning of history, this game came out very shortly after GTA San Andreas and the jump in visuals between that open world game and Oblivion was wild, it blew people away.
The only thing people thought was ugly was the character models faces.

>>713200183
Every character’s face in Skyrim looks the exact same. Shitty game.

>>713199810
I agree, I love the hirez low-poly look more than the pseudo-realism look of the obv remaster. I think n64 games also look unironically good on my 1440p monitor. It's something about the art style.

>>713200449
rip legends
tes 6 needs an in-game card game like gwent or pazaak

Will they remaster morrowind?

>>713200729
One day probably but I doubt it will be any time soon.

>>713200729
maybe after another 5 or 6 skyrim releases

>>713189821
>how may I serve?
I'm good thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3_L8z2uw4

>>713200729
No point unless they want to remaster all the TR stuff too

>>713197604
It's based on the battlespire design

>>713200729
Todd said he doesn't want to but he's microsoft's bitch now so who knows.

>>713186728 (OP)
she cute
any mods for fucking her mouth and bumhole?

>>713201296
yeah i shouldn't have mentioned book lore specifically for this example
but those are dagon enhanced elite seducers not the kind you'd find all over
it just makes me cringe that everything is a special snowflake and every character spouts constant references to things they neither could nor should know about

>>713201431
not yet, the remaster is apparently much more difficult to mod than the original and there is no official support. you're better off going back to skyrim for your gooner playthroughs

>>713200404
something i only understood years later too is that people in skyrim legitimately dont make facial expressions. i used to not be able to put my finger on why everyone looks so dead in skyrim but they dont move any part of their face except their mouth while talking. its really strange considering since oblivion managed to make expressions.

>>713201296
Technically those are "daedric seducers" or just "seducers." My headcanon is they aren't the same kind of daedra because of the extreme appearance and lore redesign. Todd probably meant them to be the same creature though, I'll admit it

>>713201867
Those are dark seducers, but yes the game also has just seducers, which don't have the wings. Those are also in TR, the dark seducers are high level enemies and seducers are lower level.

>>713189324
did they make male and female dremora equally
i remember oblivion having one particular female due to a fucked up flag being set
the rest were male
i wouldn't put it past the gay devs to decide female dremora must be the norm and make it 50-50 male and female

>>713201915
This not true it's just more subtle. Pay attention during quest dialogue, they don't really use it for general dialogue.

>>713186790
fpbp

>>713189324
fuck you, harbingus is best oblivion girl

>>713186728 (OP)
Morr'wind? Aye, I 'member
Gods I was strong then...

>>713202182
female dremora are in the levelled lists in the original it's not a glitch. they are a rarer though. The remaster didn't change anything with this as far as i can tell

>>713190612
>abs

>>713200729
they should just do morroblivion

>>713202430
>The remaster didn't change anything with this as far as i can tell
they added a female dremora who is invincible and has a whole questline surrounding her which is more fleshed out than the actual daedra quests

>>713202403
>chug 50 skoomas in one frame
>punch a man so hard his cuirass breaks
cor i luv skooma

>>713200729
No they will remake so it will actually have good combat.

>>713189636
>compliments you regardless if you participate in the sacrifice or massacre the cultists
>gives you a spell to summon her any time
>gives you cool shit for free

My headcanon is that she's tsundere for the PC and all of her big talk about Dagon being inevitable is just an excuse to meet you.
(Who likes him anyway? His runes are absolutely subpar)

>>713200729
no, because it plays like garbage compared to games today. It would need a full and proper remake, which Bethesda is woefully incapable of doing correctly. They can't even correctly make a new game, much less remaster an old game faithfully.

>>713200729
>>713203408
I don't think Oblivion needed a remaster and I don't think Morrowind needs one either, especially with the extremely high quality mod support for that game. Morrowind is the only TES game with new lands mods actually worth playing. That being said, I like that both the original and the remaster now exist in my steam library. I can play either any time I want.

>>713202924
If you want “good combat” play dark souls

>>713186728 (OP)
oh my

>>713203680
do arena/daggerfall need a remaster?
how about the phone games and redguard?

>>713203935
never played them lmao but daggerfall unity exists

>>713203880
THIS. This is tasteful. Not the nude mods. I can't seem to find one that isn't nude.

>>713203935
the phone games and redguard are completely shit irrelevant garbage literally only carried by the TES name. nobody cares.

>>713204071
It is where the magicka is stored.

>>713203990
i was thinking about unity daggerfall but its no more a remaster than openMW
>>713204232
i believe in the potential for linear action games under the TES brand, imagine uncharted with elves and catgirls slinging fireballs at demons
>world scale feels huge
>set characters have set abilities so no worries about random lorebreaking abilities
>can tell super specific stories without shitting in the mainline games' sandbox
theres a bunch of little benefits to linear games and if they passed the task off to a secondary studio it wouldn't even eat into todds super important not sitting on his ass for years dev time

>>713189324
Voiced by Debra BTW

>>713204592
Openmw and daggerfall unity would count as remasters, literally the only things keeping them from being classified as such is that they're unofficial. There's lots of games that get a remaster that doesn't do a massive visual overhaul and just makes the game run on modern systems without wizardry

>>713190460
Anon those aren't Dark Seducers, those ARE Nocturnal's Seducers
TR trannies never played battlespire.

>>713200183
My Kinsman

>>713198634
>look ugly due to old graphics
vs
>>713186728 (OP)
>look ugly due to leftwing ideology

big diffrence. the next ES is gonna be such a woke disaster. even bigger then starfield with negros and strong wyman pushing around weak and stupid white men every questline

>>713204995
what site is that

>>713200183
>>713204995
Vanilla Lydia gives Rhea Ripley vibes with the vanilla tints

>>713205034
gonna be dark times when TES is shit
much like GTA it's a shame the competition keeps falling face first in mud then drowning so they cant even learn from their mistakes, dont reckon an anti-monopoly forced breakup would get us real competition either

>>713204891
No, they're dark seducers. Like half a dozen princes have commanded a couple at some point.

>>713205171
based tastes

>>713201867
>when that Imperial General in Old Ebonheart says "this is just like that time Jagar Tharn posed as emperor"
It almost feels like a sitcom

Do they have visible underwear or is the whole void thing?

>>713205760
ESRB ratings effect physical sales
which was something devs had to actually care about 20 years ago

>>713202924
What, like Skyrim's pool noodle combat?

>>713186790
Fucking legend.

>>713205717
exactly. i love that they were autistic enough to make the mod at all
but damn if it wouldn't be nice if one of them had some sort of quality literature autism

>>713205889
It's an m rated game though.

>>713204995
That's not vanilla Lidya tho

>>713205717
How is that different from an American general today talking about Obama?

>>713206136
M > AO
walmart wont carry AO which is why san andreas cut hot coffee as one notorious example

>>713199719
>Golden digger knows you dont have gold

>>713194627
there was a senile chimer in battlespire

>>713206173
It is, same makeup but with better tints since bethesda never gave a fuck about keeping vanilla ones and replaced with some garbage in SE.
fortunately.
Someday i will test converting coverwomen face textures from oldrim to SE

>>713190460
she's been half-assing those crunches in favor of blowjobs, I see

>>713204781
yes ok the only issue with debra its her frog facescan

>>713206358
A panty shot does not make an M rated game into AO.
GTA has shown dicks and kept the M rating, it was the sex mini game hidden in the code that got them in trouble.

>>713206337
>>713205717
Yeah wasn't this a big deal and common knowledge?

>>713206635
you know what is sad
when you watch the wcw episode where she was a special guest and how stupidly hot she was back then when she still had hair.

>>713205717
i dont think that would be a secret for the imperial army and emperor shouldnt hide he was kidnapped after jagar reign of reptile soldiers n shit

>>713206337
The timeline doesn't quite add up for him. Daggerfall takes place from 3E 405 to 417, with Morrowind picking ten years after that ending in 427.
The man in question has been jailed for thirty years and pretty much ostracised, which makes it unlikely that he'd know something that happened during his time as a prisoner, having been locked in a cell for eight years before it all went down.

>>713206702
There's a show entirely about a dude in nothing but swimwear and his huge, sentient cock for kids, btw.

>>713198359
Not sure why you had to ruin your credibility with that last line. Good remakes are the exceptions to the rule.

>>713206702
yes and shivering isles has a panty shot as you just showed
if they had FULLY MODELED tits and cunts all over the shop i think the ratings board might just call it 18+ like most pornography
whether todd was overly cautious or the ratings board overly sensitive i couldn't tell you but it's just the way things were/are
if you dont like it take a job with the esrb and work your way up the chain until multimillion dollar sales decisions are yours to make

>>713206997
danes and dutch are not real people so it doesnt count

>>713207024
>remakes are... le bad

>>713186728 (OP)
Soulless

>>713207129
take it back

>>713208339
back to your underwater windmill and take your silly language with you

>>713206763
Having hair like that is a pain in the ass to manage so I can understand why her and any black person stays bald

>>713208798
I remember where I was when I first learned 95% of black women are bald and wearing wigs

>>713208597
s- shut up...

>>713209334
who even buys all those tulips how can anyone believe such countries exist?

>>713208339
>>713209334
Why do sharty tier zoomers love this edgy tranny cartoon?

>>713209515
Because she's literally me retard. You're right though I am a zoomer, I and Maya were born like 6 months apart or something

>>713209515
it would have worn out its welcome eventually but for the moment is cute with a catchy intro song
which tes races would they be in an opaque re-railing attempt? feels wrong to make a south african a nord but high elves are tall and yellow

>>713209417
sorry your country doesn't look like a beautiful wonderland

>>713209773
maya would be a breton
coco would be a nord
mymy would be a tsaesci pretending to be an imperial

>>713209105
That is because most black women didnt care about hair treatment or shaved all of it to use wigs since it was a fashion gig.
Nowadays any permanent does the job.

>>713208798
They stay bald because it is embarrassing to walk around with pubic hair on your head.

>>713210151
And yet Jews do it just fine

>>713210090
>maya would be a breton
with jet hair and orange skin? clearly she's imperial

>>713210248
it's because she's from belgium

>>713210248
really she should be half breton half tsaesci if we're going by actual racial makeup, but mixed race children don't exist in TES

>>713210736
the gray prince cordially invites you for dinner at fort crowhaven on the gold coast

>>713211204
>implying vampire is a race

>>713211305
serana has a whole vampire family
you even see child vampires with babette
clearly vampires can marry and reproduce so why would they not be considered a race? because they have white souls? so did orcs once upon a time but we let those become citizens

>>713211601
Vampirism is a disease/condition, not a race. You wouldn't turn into a Nord just because one bit you.

>>713208574
I guess they wanna go to jail.

>>713187568
>I am a fucking Daedric Prince
No, you're not. Sheo even tells you during the questline that you won't really be a Daedric Prince, just a mortal with some of Sheogorath's powers but nerfed.

>>713211975
a nord? of course not they're the lesser daedra of lorkhan if you get bitten by one the only disease you're getting is lycanthropy which turns you into some sort of khajit

>>713211601
Serana, Harkon, and Valerica are all Nords with vampirism.

>>713212208
are you certain they weren't vampires with nordism? i hear there isn't a cure for that

Based.
Nostalgia tards & Bethesda fanboys getting the shit they deserve.

>>713210246
That is a distinction without a difference.
Many subhumans suffer from that.

>>713211601
vampires have black souls

>>713212728
gonna level with you chief, i havent used black souls since they added mammoths
basically giant cows with a grand soul that always spawn

>>713186728 (OP)
>playinga Bethesda game without mods
lm@oing @ ur life

>>713213367
> Haha you play the game like the vast majority of people.
Most people aren't degenerates thus stay away from mods.

>>713213532
>Most people aren't degenerates
Anon...

>>713213367
unironically that looks like dogshit
t. porn addict with taste

>>713213627
No, not everyone is like you.

>>713186728 (OP)
more like golden corral

>>713213713
I'm sorry about your shit taste.

>>713215440
thanks

>>713215440
Must be nice to be able to get off to such low effort trash.
That hair trigger really paying off for you isn't it minuteman?

>>713216986
I'm sorry to hear about your homosexuality.

>>713217046
Settle down quickdraw.

>>713217390
No clue what you said, since I don't speak faggot, faggot.

>>713217441
Quick to anger as well I see.
I shall call you speedy.

>>713201915
True I’ve been saying for years Oblivion has better faces than Skyrim, at least in motion.

>>713217636
Pull that dick out of your mouth before you speak to me, kiddo.

>>713217714
Can get off to low effort coomer mods.
Quick to anger.
Won't let go of an insult.

Puberty is a bitch ain't it kiddo?
Things will get better once you get laid.
I know I know you are swimming in pussy.
Take a breath and ask yourself what victory here looks like.

>>713217984
>>713217714
Goddamnit i was going to post that webm of AOC saying ooh the girls are fighting but it has audio. Can you guys look up that video on yt for me and watch it? Thanks

>>713218442
Thanks for sharing.

>>713218663
i'm trans btw forgot to mention it teehee!

>>713218846
I figured that when you brought up AOC. It was a coin flip between trans or gay so thanks for clarifying.