Do you prefer to travel via land, sea or air?
I would say air
Because I've never traveled by sea or by land (for a long air-worthy distance)
Big mans losing his first seasonal fest
>>713187387Yeah planes are fucking shit.
>>713187496wait the order helmet is coming back?? fuck yeah!
>>713187046 (OP)I'm picking land, I've travelled via all of them
>>713187496I find it weird that land isn't represented by train
>airplanes in the current western world
BGs big man
>>713188476His favorite brand is Boeing.
jap train autists if you can hear us please save us from big man win streak
S-surely Shiver will finally overcome her losing streak?
Her last win was in March 2024 in a JP only fest. Her last global win was in September 2023.
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Time to play SPLATOON 2
>>713191958oh shit thanks for the reminder
>>713191958Why is Splatoon 2's matchmaking system so dogshit. How did we put up with this for 3 years
>>713189772Shiver's body is pure sex
>>713189772her tummy wins my cummies
>>713191958bleh, if it was lost outpost maybe but spawning grounds? nah
>>713191958>get off splatoon 3 spawning grounds to go play splatoon 2 spawning grounds
>>713187761is this canon proportions
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Look out for this useless nigger. Be sure to report if you see him
>>713195486we love 0 egg chads here
>>713196718fuck off no we don't
Is splat3 worth getting just for salmon run? I used to own 2 but didn't care for the multiplayer that much, salmon run was the main thing I enjoyed.
>>713197076it's a expanded a lot in 3 so if you liked it 2 you'll probably love it in 3
salmon run is why I put most of my hours in the game so I'd say it's worth it
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Sex?
>>713197076Yes. I have hundreds of hours in Salmon Run alone. It's really fun.
>>713197305HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXO
>>713197076absolutely, it's basically it's own game
Just spent 158k on a guitar locker decoration because I didn't pay attention to the price.
>>713195050No Callie and Marie canonically look like this.
>>713197076i got addicted to salmon run, its atleast like 3500 hrs in my 4k hrs playtime of this game
>>713197305How were there so many hentai artists playing this game online?
>>713198009callie and marie are not fat.
>>713198068Spats bring people together
>>713198068Splatoon's golden years.. I miss miiverse
>>713187046 (OP)Nintendo has yall gooning after squids
>>713197076>replies>sound good>????Really?? I am such a jobber in matches except for salmon run... I wanted it but then I read about the Battle Pass-ish thing and was instantly turned off...
I just want the cool purple Hawaiian shirt and the ankle bracelet (barefoot) with the morpheus glasses then master all of the offline levels and play salmon run.
>>713198391The battle pass is purely for cosmetics (and the shitty card game). I'm pretty sure it doesn't affect Salmon Run at all, nothing it gives you can be used in SR.
>>713198342You're god damn right
>>713198391The catalog is just cosmetics, none of which can even be used in Salmon Run.
>>713198391Battle.. pass? You mean the catalogs? Nothing useful is actually in there, it's all cosmetics. And you can get the items you want by playing enouugh Salmon Run
>>713198976oppai way too big
>>713198391the catalog (battle pass) is only for pvp gear and decorations I wouldn't worry about it if you're just interested in the campaign and salmon
>>713198976Underboob sweat
First ever time getting a perfect series with triple gold medals in all 5 matches :)
>>713197076I exclusively play Salmon Run and have 500 hours in Splatoon 3
>>713199224now do it in S+
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>>713197076What the other anons didn't tell you was that salmon run is open 24/7 so you can play wherever you want
The Raiders logo uses green and orange prominently. Do you think there'll be Salmon content in it??
>>713198391The catalog is only for some clothing and locker decorations so it doesn't matter you buy the ankle bracelet through salmon run so there is no need to play pvp to get it
>>713187046 (OP)theres no splatfest coming up
>>713202916Then explain how I picked up the Chaos v. Order gear this morning
>>713187496
I need to fuck Frye's tits so bad
>>713202195Obviously. There will be a co-op component for sure and it will probably involve salmon.
>>713202916What did she mean by this?
>>713203710>There will be a co-op component for sureI really think it will just be single player
>>713198009imagine how much those bodies must shit
>>713203432Same
https://files.catbox.moe/pcdcxx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vsmt8j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/68ny0q.png
Man... now I really want to buy Splatoon 3...
wish the coin brains were gone. /ink/ on /vg/ seems to be filled with them too...
>>713205585my ape brain always see's perspectives like this as sizefaggotry images
>no swimsuit outfit ever because of fags
>>713189502Only boat is able to beat plane, it's the most picked option in jp polls (whilst ironically being the least picked option in western polls)
>>713205816Nah it's POV you're a jellyfish in the square
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GG fang and reefbro on the mario kart races we played last night had a lot of fun
>>713206885now every squid kid girl I see gets to be an amazonian.
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Need to make out with Marie's asshole
>>713207145yeah that was a ton of fun, ggs
you better be picking land for the fest
>>713208432Who gives the best uninterested sex? Marie, Dedf1sh or Harmony?
>>713208821I most likely will pick land
>>713187046 (OP)I'm not resubscribing to Switch online.
>>713205986Given the latest war on loli by conservatives, Nintendo isn't going to paint a target on the backs and do stuff like that.
Just use Agent 3's broken hero suit and spats, does the job
>>713209703Bonus if you have marina's high heels
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God I love squids
ALL these years later and Marie is still best girl. How does she do it?
>>713210471Now draw her hugely pregnant.
>>713210989You have a disinterested girl fetish
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>>713210989>How does she do it?Big, fat, squid tits.
>>713211419Callie, but with enormous breasts.
>>713211797i swear if splat 4 doesnt have more customization im gonna ink someone
>>713211853I need my inkling in thighhighs
>>713211486canonically smaller than frye's and marina's though
>>713210989Forever Queen of Splatoon.
>>713212584Stop posting fuckable octos then.
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Is this game still fun? I haven't played since Splatoon 2 was new, I'll pick up 3 if it's decent.
>>713210989You can just tell she's a sexual demon
>>713212732This ass is going to be in my lap when I win the upcoming splatfest for her
>>713213363Now's one of the best times in recent history to get into Splatoon 3, they added a major update and teased new Splatoon content in the near future
>>713213305Ew, flat chest.
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>>713213473>Frye>winning a Splatfest
>>713213607>wearing a United Squids of Inkmerica bikiniMarie confirmed TRUE PATRIOT.
>>713213607Flat is better ngl
>>713213770I'm sorry but you're wrong.
>>713213607>posts a squid that canonically has the same tit sizesecondaries lmao
>>713213770Shiver pulls it off better, especially with that fat ass to compensate.
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>>713212584>Look up artist on booru>Posted from twitter>No nudesI am disappointed
>>713213363Yeh
Like the other anon said it seems other people are picking it up with the Switch 2 and and shit so good time to try it
>>713213971It was already posted here
>>713189772 goddamn her hips make up for it
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>>713214129>touch waifu>die instantly
hips
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>>713214257Technically, it's the bite of theirs that's super lethal, so touching is just fine.
>>713214483so I can safely sex the octoling without die?
so seeing as raiders is going to be introducing new hairstyles do you think we'll be getting them added to 3 in an update or think we'll have to wait till 4 to use them in a main game
>>713199014not big enough.
>>713187046 (OP)I hate boats and the sea but I want to play with the best ink again so I guess I'll join you freaks
>>713214807Your wish is my command.
>>713214594definitely gonna be waiting until 4 but it would be neat if they did backport them, along with freckles/scars
>>713214557As long as no biting is involved I guess, but that might also rule out kissing
>>713214987They have voluptuous, lewd bodies but are as innocent and sweet as a cinnamon bun, the contrast makes it work.
splatoon fans actually discussing their game and not goonclowning challenge: impossible
How would (you) handle the reintroduction of Humans in the post apocalyptic world of Splatoon?
>>713197076whoever plays splatoon 3 for the pvp mp is not right in the head
bedbreaking sex with big titty veemos
Man, I want to play Raiders so bad but I doubt it would be worth the $500 price tag.
>>713215150I often feel bad for my endless octo lust and defiling such cute creatures, but I can't help myself.
bedbreaking sex with averaged breasted veemos
>>713215381Shouldn't have made them so sex then. Especially Agent 8, the most molestable octo of all.
>>713215231Fine
Tower Control > Tricolor > Splat Zones > Rainmaker > Turf War > Clam Blitz
>>713215150This is it, you hit it on the nail
>iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 134
What the fuck is going on? Are bots using it?
>>713215473SZ > TC > RM > TW/tricolor > CB
SZ is the true way to play
>>713215346My preferred veemo size is regular, but that artist's octo tits are perfection.
>>713215469>>713215502It isn't fair that she's so protectable but still made to be given lovey-dovey sex.
>kissing each other
>not kissing me
:(
>>713215469>Splatoon 2>Octo Expansion DLC >Nintendo got away with giving an octoling girl a huge ass in a miniskirt and hi-heelsbless nintendo
>>713215231I don't know why they don't just go to /e/ or something
>>713215579easily one of the best splat artists for offmodel stuff.
>>713215592There's not enough Callie x Marie art.
>>713215314there's only one human I'd be okay with showing up in splatoon and that's the professor, I'd just have him appear and acknowledge lil' judd so he gets over his inferiority complex and doesn't really appear again
>>713215707How does he do it
>>713215659I assume the issue with image dumpers is that /e/ is too slow so they don't want to go there, but then if they don't go there then /e/ will remain slow
The cycle never ending
>>713215231>>713215659Here's a non-lewd veemo for you then.
>>713213808Extreme sex with Frye
>>713215707>Reverse search artist>No picture of the bra breakingIf it does exist, it shows how bad archiving has gotten.
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>tfw you spawn in Urchin Underpass and land on a grate
>>713216197It exists, you just gotta look for it. Artist's work is on rule34.
>>713216197it's your lucky day anon
https://files.catbox.moe/90kq24.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ca7q9c.png
>>713215603They'll always get away with it because the series is too bi to fail
>>713216302Is this inkling based?
>>713216381korone jumpscare in my lewd squid general
>>713216302better version
>>713216341Thanks
>>713216267Time to look that up. But didn't rule34 also purge all the loli stuff?
>>713215381You're a rotten squid
>>713216341Goddamn imagine the paizuri
>>713216418Technically she's preteen.
>>713216562>>713216593Best sex friend.
>>713216567Apparently squids and octos don't count.
>>713216468>lewd squid generalno
>>713216643>Apparently squids and octos don't count.Is this how nintendo gets away with it?
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>>713216402Showing panties and wearing overly scant short shorts is extremely based and patrician.
>>713216360Thank god for that
>>713216770Callie (Formulario mejorado)
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>>713215231yeah the splacoomers seriously need to fuck off and make their own thread
>>713216674She likes her fro but hair down is too sex.
>>713216768Yes.
>>713216889We'll have ample ceph pussy and ass until the end of time.
>>713217042>orenji has only drawn splatoon twiceWhy is he depriving me of such wonderful potential content?
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>>713217167Stop being so lewd and I might consider it.
>>713217238JTVeemo is one of the og GOATs of splatoon porn
Need plump and tan octo wife who will fill with ink as we make love until she cums and blows like a booyah bomb
>>713217167somehow i never noticed that she was holding the phone with her floppers
>>713217329floppers you say?
>>713217225I knew that artstyle seemed familiar what a fuckin goat, but yeah he definitely should draw more splatoon
>>713213607>>713214936SEX with massive squid titties
Whoever does the reward clothing for Salmon Run must be a big fan of 80s sci fi.
>>713217238I need to be suffocated between plump cephalopod rumps
>>713217314That off model samefacing gook only showed up during the second half of 2's lifetime
>>713217897did he klll your family or something?
>>713218024No I just want sexy sea goblins and not twitter porn template girl in cosplay
>>713217954>"Gramps, we know it's you."
>>713218019I Shipped Agent/Captain 3(male) with Callie
I Shipped Agent 4(male) with Marie
I Shipped Agent 8(male) With OTH (fuck yeah, threesome)
I Shipped Neo 3(male) with Shiver
And I'll probably ship Helicopter pilot(male) with Frye
>>713218024At a guess: mad pedo unhappy that JTVeemo draws squids and octos with more full proportions.
>>713218294Worshipping Frye's fucking tummy
>>713218293>won't somebody please think of the fictional squid children
>>713218294Without her consent!
https://files.catbox.moe/158h8n.png
octo expansion
emphasis on the expansion
>>713218294>>713217867>>713217653which girl will I splat for today
>>713187046 (OP)more like summer plapfest
>>713218458I certainly am
>>713218294Why is she so fucking obese
>>713218019So will Kinky ever do a Marie comic? Or a Yuri comic with Pearl and Marina?
>>713218463Fucking based
octo women are made to go SPLAT
>>713218720Filled with ink
>>713218792fryezuri, even
>>713218872that's not even a squid
>>713218860>>713218737>>713218689I need to squeeze their ink out while they do the same to me
>>713218951Yeah she owes me Fryezuri
>>713218962Marie... you're supposed be mentoring these agents... not fucking them...
>>713218720Please understand
She was team grub
I DONT WANNA JERK OFF 3 TIMES A DAY AGAIN NO PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAA
well thread got taken over by cumniggers so I'm out next time op don't be a fucking retard (literally impossible) and post a normal picture
>>713218720She canonically is the idol who eats the most
>>713219056Ough
The desire to be coated in horny octo ink
>>713219339Frye has a more recent win compared to Shiver.
>>713219276Anon we cant help Nintendo made this a coomer franchise
>>713219367imagine if she sat on your lap giving you a thigh job while you milked her tits
>>713219276coomer ip
coomer website
>>713219261Raw, would, would
>>713219276it's his own fucking fault
>>713219261>living in a house of octo girls with varying sizes and ages>they all really like the sole human residentor
>raising a veemo from little girl to adult woman>she gets curvier, sexier, and hornier as she grows>really loves her daddyWhich way?
>>713217383I WANT TO TOUCH CALLIE'S TENTACLES!
>no one is picking frye's team in the west
>meanwhile she has the most popular choice in the east
looks like an easy win for frye without the westoids
>>713219916The former, solely for the shenanigans that would ensue. Bonus points if they're Takos.
Salmon Run runs like absolute ASS on Switch (1) now
Salmon Run more like Salmon Molasses
jesus CHRIST
>>713217867Woah, I don't remember posting this, but I must have because I need to be suffocated between plump ceph rumps
>>713220395Does it? What changed? I thought it's been fine on my switch.
>>713220395feels good being a switch 2CHAD
>>713220395Nintendo is slowing down the Switch 1
>>713187046 (OP)Air
ever tried to travel via land in a place full of mountains? what should've been a 2-3 hours in a straight line turns in fucking 7, and god forbid those +12 hours travel because you ahve to travel between 2 mountain trails
fuck that
>>713219916The first one
Idk if I could sex my veemo daughter
>>713220559literally couldn't jump across a gap because of the insane slowdown
>>713220395it always ran like ass
>>713221116No one would be able to love you the way she does. Besides, in the first scenario the younger ones might be killing you onee-chan.
>>713219128She's training him to resist Tako capture.
>>713220946>ever tried to travel via land in a place full of mountains?not my problem
Oh wow, Splatoon 3 on Switch is so smooth I genuinely thought it was 120fps or at least more than 60fps
>>713221116No one would be able to love you the way she does. Besides, in the first scenario the younger ones might be calling you onee-chan.
>>713187046 (OP)Neither. Fuck these retarded and rehashed Splatfests. Three-way Fests were and always will be a retarded mistake and the second Splatoon 4 (let alone Raiders) gets dropped? Nobody will play them anymore and they'll rightfully be fucking forgotten. That being said...
>>713193824Sauce? It's gonna go straight into the Shiver art folder.
>>713219276 blame gooneytunes and [redacted] for spamming
these faggots are porn addicts
>>713221565>No one would be able to love you the way she does.True, she would always love me and accept me and give me lots of love no matter what and I could always do the same to her. Since I raised her I just feel like it might be hard to sex her though..
>calling you onee-chanCute and hot desu!
Beware... beware... the yellow woomy of ill omen...
>>713221795NOOOO DON'T POST BIG FAT SQUIDDIES NOOOOO
>>713221761Do you have to inner strength to give your octo girl what she desires? Or do you just wanna play big bro?
>>713221780>>713221852So needy! Still the best veemo JT ever drew.
https://files.catbox.moe/owlezg.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j8s30u.png
>>713221940>Do you have to inner strength to give your octo girl what she desires?Okay when you put it that way... If she really needed me that badly, I think I could give her exactly what she desires!
>>713218720>obesewhat? you're a fag who likes them flat? like man?
>>713221940Thank you based sauce giver
>>713222110No one ever said raising her would be easy, there are tough decisions. That includes dealing with her hormones, she came to you in a fragile state. It's up to the one male role model in her life to help her out, no matter the cost.
>>713222243Anything for people who want to love/fug octos.
>>713221459no, it's definitely unplayable shit after the latest update
>>713222369As her caretaker/father it would be my responsibility to provide her with anything and everything she needs, including that. Lets just hope we dont get addicted to each other... Who am I kidding, I would. Octos are too powerful even my cute veemo daughter
How's the switch 2 update for splat 3?
>>713219441The fact some people here were butthurt that Frye finally won a splatfest was both funny and pathetic.
>>713219916First one, threesome everyday
What a silly inkling, will you help her out?
>>713222662I don't care about frame rate and even I can see the difference. It's that pronunced
>>713223492me when obesity is my fetish
picking team air because you can't inflate squids with land
Ok so what was nintendo thinking giving us Squid cameltoe rated E for everyone...
all splacoom threads are a goonfest...
>>713223887Squids are inherently sexy, Nintendo figured this out early.
>>713223887If that puffy vulva touches you will you die?
>>713223887What
>>713224115 said
Making good games is already good, but when you make such SEX characters, no wonder they're on top of the gaming world
>>713224379This is the first frye pic to do something to me..
>>713224545what a lewd woomy
>>713224545We should have been able to get naked
>>713224698That week almost a year ago was glorious
But alas
>>713224775What happened?
>>713224872a glitch that allowed you to wear no gear
it got patched a long time ago
>spinoff has the player trapped on an island with Deep Cut
I can only imagine what degeneracy will spawn from this
>>713224951That's a shame. I try to dress my veemo as skimpily as possible.
>>713224695thank fucking god for nintendo
Been playing splatoon 3 since a week and I can safely say that triple splashdown and reefslider are overpowered
>>713224695>>713225129>NoA trying censor sexiness in Nintendo games>meanwhile these are the games the Jap devs are actually makingImagine how based things would be if we could just purge NoA
>never travel
dunno what team I'll choose desu
I feel like sea is going to be the vastly unpopular choice here.
>>713225521Last time I was on a ship, I got both seasick and sunburn in the span of 2 hours.
Frye's fucked
>>713225224That's what all the new players and little timmies say, you'll learn proper movement eventually
>>713225658Wear sunscreen retard
>>713225521cruises can be fun for the first day before it gets old and you spend all your time in the cabin playing videogames.
A party boat for fishing is paradise if you're into fishing but I doubt alot of /v/ is
>>713225984I'd like to do some more fishing but I never get the chance to. The couple of times I've been able to go I've really enjoyed it. But I am definitely NOT a man of the sea, the one time I was outt on the ocean in a boat I spent the whole time vomiting.
>>713212037Given how social structure is shown in the games, I wonder if they are a matriarchal society?
>>713225739Triple splashdown's area covers like half the map, who came up with this shit. No movement in the world can save me from that
>>713226387You'd be surprised how effective a single pole can be
Is pikmin 4 alright? Thinking about getting vouchers for my switch 2 and downloading splat 3 and something else. Never used my S1 and I don’t like botw/tot
>>713215150It really is this, honestly. Cutelewd is too powerful a combination.
https://files.catbox.moe/kpynuw.jpg
Reposting my favorite piece of Nintendo Splatoon art
>>713226737>squid tittiesPls Nintendo
>>713226690>you will never bang veemo under a beautiful sunsetit's not fair bros
>>713225224Reefslider? Lmao
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>>713226690You can post that, it's not even nsfw
>>713225920I was expecting to be inside, not dying out on the deck hanging over the railing.
>>713227352cuddles and gentle consensual activities only!
>>713226651There were so many shotasquids with female woomy hair posing that day
>>713225224>>713227057Reefslider is overpowered but not good. The special is really poorly designed so it was compensated with high range.
>>713219916I want a loli vs. hebe vs. hag splatfest.
>>713227567Why do I think there's a version where the buttons pop off and you can see her tits?
>>713229441that would be great but sadly no such followup exists
>>713209703Bonus if you have friendship bracelet
>>713229352of course shiver would be team loli, and big man is a based hag enjoyer
Squid Puss is always meta.
I'm so happy that the veemo love is going strong.
>>713222613That's the spirit.
>>713222937You scandalous person!
>>713229352When it comes to octo girls, all 3 are the correct answer.
>>713230573I think you like octoling girls
Why do you white cucks spam porn here all day. What do you get from making other men hard?
>>713231034>white cucksLOL
>>713230838Can't help myself, octo girls are too cute and sexy.
>>713226690>>713227223Like this one. Made for passionate kisses and love
>>713231034Was tired of seeing the hugbox that was this thread previously
SEX WITH SQUIDS NOW
SEX WITH KIDS NOW
SEX WITH KIDS
SEX WITH SQUIDS
SEX WITH KIDS
SEX WITH SQUIDS
SEX WITH KIDS NOWWWWW!
>>713227223True but these are "Ultra HDR" images, which means they have extra brightness information saved in their metadata which 4chan strips upon uploading. So, if you have HDR enabled and a compatible monitor, or a modern Pixel 8/Galaxy S24 smartphone, you can see it, and it's even more beautiful.
If you don't, then the images will look the same as the 4chan uploaded ones.
https://files.catbox.moe/dpqkpc.jpg
>>713232785How are you so good at drawing them cute and sexy
>>713232974smooch
>>713232785You drew those?
CHADverGODS, now is our time. Land travel is practical, affordable, and popular. Fuck it, gonna go ahead and have a preemptive celebration. We fucking WON!!!
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>>713215659/e/ is insanely slow
I just don't get it, the other porn boards move along at a fine pace, just not /e/
Pic rel, this is 1 of 5 threads that were started 3 years ago.
absolutely insanely slow for 4chan
>>713234337this friday night feels insanely slow in general. almost every thread I go to is slow
>>713233585Yup.
>>713233274Years of practice and love for veemo
>>713234337>>713234407If you really want to go nuts posting about these girls, there are places on the trash that like it like that.
>>713234540nice art man now draw her getting mating pressed
sick thread i hope you people find help and a girl who will turn you guys around.
>>713234628You ever think of going all the way with her?
>>713203551Land for Train.
Best way to travel.
>>713224775>those hipsI don't have a sexo to properly convey this feeling.
>>713234706Don't need to, I can watch it
>>713207145good matches yes.
now join on ranked you pussy bitch.
>>713234540So sweet yet sex. Did you ever consider going a bit harder in your art?
>the war is over
>Takozons, robust and imposing, trained only for war, now must find their way in a time of peace
How do you comfort them in this, their most difficult hour?
>>713235215>he thinks that is sexYou haven't seen agent eight, have you?
Obligatory Nintendo designed these cephs to be sexy
>>713235581>still posting low res crap when we have 4K woomyass nowget with the times people, update your coom material. The game looks damn good on Switch 2 after the update
>>713235887I would lick every drop of sweat off Shiver's body. Sorry, I didn't read your post. Please forgive me.
>>713235930least horny shiver fan
>>713235440I've certainly considered it before. Might be something I do in the future or so.
>>713235754>that agent eight assThey knew.
>>713235887Not everyone has the latest tech, check your horny privileges.
>>713236058God please fucking do it, I will love you forever.
>>713235754This. There's no other reason why would they make Calie's armpits moist and pink
Guys, we need to be serious here. It's time to STOP sexualizing and lusting after woomies and veemos.
>>713236136It really shows when you look at the artbooks like what
>>713226737 posted, Nintendo artists are huge gooners
I wish there was a way to mod your squid and have her wear panties instead of spats...
>>713236237There was some guy working on a nude mod for Splatoon 3 a while back. He posted videos of him playing turf war with it to reddit and it looked pretty good. Haven't seen anything about it since though
>>713236058Please consider it. Between that bikini image and your latest work in this thread, your style has become very nice and pleasing to the eye. Don't have to start drawing orgies or anything, but I hunger for more.
>>713227352Made for bullying
>>713236380I need a mod that puts this model as Agent 8 in octo expansion
So we just not gonna discuss splatoon at all?
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>>713236576Oh I'm already following him, he has some good art, but I don't see that specific pic on his profile
>>713237085Nevermind it's on his twitter
>>713237020I literally only grind salmon run and goon to veemos, what is there to discuss
>you got the 4 star already
nice
>>713237020>comes into thread that's clearly been splacoom for the entire day>whines about it instead of making a real threadretard
>>713237294I honestly think it was the OP pic that lured in all the splacoomers
>>713237191Are you me? Salmon run has given me an appreciation for a lot of the weapons, I always love getting a gatling gun or dualies, and conversely hate getting a snipe weapon unless it's a 4th stage boss monster spawn.
>>713237191new weapons. hopes for raiders. splatfest. anything you want.
>>713237294why can't you tards do both?
>>713237085>>713237134It is? I was going to say if you're on his twitter, you should be looking at his fanbox instead for all the best pics.
>>713237405hard to type with one hand kek
>>713237405tried, it didn't happen
>>713237418Well shit, I thought fanbox was all behind a paywall. The layout is a little cancer but I'll manage. Thanks for adding to my vault
>>713237339If he was trying to have a real thread instead of splacoom, he's retarded.
>>713237546Big booby veemo!
>>713237581Just the posts that have links to his paywalled games, which is understandable. All the others have wips, and lots and lots of veemo/woomy sex.
>>713237375Lmao nah I love & can carry with any weapon, I just enjoy the grind towards the gold grizzco badge and don't like pvp
>>713187046 (OP)I feel woomies and veemos are better with swimsuits that don't look particularly lewd.
God I love squids so much
>>713237728Precious veems.
>>713237796Delicious woomy feets
>>713237791I prefer clothing that barely covers anything at all
>>713237796I want to sniffy sniff
>>713237901Rescuing her so that she knows she is loved for who she is and how wonderful of a veemo she can be, not just for her sex-tacular body.
>>713238094Doing all of this but still molesting her on the daily anyway (as a form of affection of course).
>>713237229Thanks fang, L, and I were playing a few days ago and we did this
>>713238159>She is so innocent that she thinks it's a normal form of affection
>>713238043I want to do this so bad
>>713238159I don't think I could bring myself to do that to her.
>>713238293Sorry anon, that one has a history and it's why I want to protect her smile.
>>713238273damn, great work
>>713238086Swollen squids
>>713238371it's just turf war. with a crutch turfwar weapon at that
>>713238273was great fun. need to do it more.
Lovin the new Splatana, it's just such a cunt for luring and putting enemies in bad positions.
>>713238293Perhaps after our fifth child I might calm down.
>>713238462Reasonable expectation
>>713238462Please be more considerate, anon, she almost certainly has trauma and should only be passionately fucked at appropriate times.
>>713238576I will shower her with love at any moment, because she deserves it, and women appreciate spontaneity. Plus she'll have a lot of excess breastmilk that will, as her loving husband, happily volunteer my services to drain. I would never want her to be uncomfortable.
>>713238371Thanks I'm not doing for a 5 star though no point when there's 10 stars
>>713226690Your art just popped up on my recommended lmao, nice bio "artistic shitposting for 4chan"
>>713238419I'm going to 4 star a lot more weapons I'll be playing more
>>713238956You mean you don't want to invest another 2 years of your life into a singular weapon for a slightly shiny blue sticker, when you already have a gold one?!?!
Like woomies and veemos. Like them wearing bikinis. Simple as.
>>713238949I'm glad you're being so considerate of her feelings, but I still maintain that perhaps you ought to dial it back just a tad. But I know I would have to work very hard to want to feel her all day, every day. In that outfit, it would be even more difficult. It hugs her breasts so nicely...
nice gold, ggs
>>713238956understandable, especially since you already did the deco too
>>713239282Even the boys!?
>>713238273the GOATflux remains GOATed for GOAT wars
>>713239345Here's your feet pic
>>713237020>not even a single assist>teammates do all the workWhat am I supposed to be looking at here exactly
>>713239851Marie's feet are too good for your average anon.
>>713239074>>713239156Stop I don't want to go through that he'll again
>>713239971Yesterday I played a brush user that had Octobrush and Inkbrush ten starred.
He was a son of a bitch. Seeing a lot of that in ranked lately. It's gotten a lot sweatier now that your weapon has an MMR
>>713239909read the file name nigger.
Sometimes its nice to capture the stellar work of your teammates.
Stop being so negative.
>>7132399715*ing shit isn't that bad.
I understand refusing to do 10*...but do you REALLY love your weaponfu if you can't 5* all her fashion styles?
>>713239851Oh thank god I thought it was teeth from the thumbnail
>>713240179>Stop being so negativeyou're always in a pissy mood cunt, take your own advice sometime
>>713240179>Stop being so negative.KEK
>>713239971don't do it
picrel will be me when you destroy your wrists attempting it
4-starring 50 weapons >>>>>>>>> 10-starring 2 weapons
>>713240269i come here to SEETHE and enjoy shit posting with you squaggots.
So
NO
>>713240707I give you balls for swinging that sword despite not having the skill to master it. One day maybe.
>>713240765still better footage than your bitch boi arse.
So where's the best places to look up splatoon nudes by Japanese given there's a new crackdown on loli?
>>713240179Sorry man I just can't
>>713240405That's the other reason why I'm not 5 starring it
>>713240986>given there's a new crackdown on loli?what
This may be the first time I'm disappointed that a splacoom thread turned into real game talk. I was really, really horny and all the other anons left.
>>713240986What?
>>713241132I just coomed, now I want to show off my gold x badge in salmon run
Idols are nice but there's something erotic about plain cephs
>>713241205There is some bad news, the thread's over. Starting now.
>>713241223>>713241286It isn't done until I'm done.
>>713241280Loving beeb sex.
Don't leave out pearl fully
Marina is also sexy. But I really want veem sex.
I may be late, but I will STILL post this creature in every Splatoon thread and force you to look at her.
>>713236067Something about just "They buff her ass" fucking killed me
>>713241629It kills you but increases my drive to put my hands on her ass
>>713241692Chase your goals
>>713241812Why did they make her for me
>>713241817Anon jeez this is a blue board
>>713241817>he uses turf weapons in turf war>winsshocker
>>713241927She's the classiest idol
>>713241889>uses non-turf weapons in turf war>loses>:(
>>713242039I don't play turf war.
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>>713242153cringe edit i cant lie, dont taint jtv's art like this
>>713242183jt hasn't been good in forever
>>713242273Octos are pure souls, it's not their fault their bodies were made to be loved all night long.
>>713242361They will gain weight after I impregnate them.
>>713242410It may not be their fault, but it is their burden to bear.
>>713242482what do you find attractive about obesity?
>>713242526Really huge tits and big fat asses.
>>713242514She's not a burden, she's my tiny, sex little thing.
>>713242153Based, post more anti inkling propaganda
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>>713242576there's a line where it just becomes grotesque
>>713242521this is them
>>713242609holy sexo
>>713242609How poetic. It won't stop me from sucking their far tits I'm afraid.
>>713242684>there's a line where it just becomes grotesqueI'll let you know when I find it.
>>713242731Well shit, man knows what he likes. To each their own
>>713242521https://x.com/soandnb_
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/98839936
And eventually I'm gonna self-host a booru/gallery/whatever for HDR versions.
>>713242684Wish it wasn't the only veemo from that artist, the style is perfect. Just like this image, orenji has failed me.
>>713242702Only some veemos have fat tits. This one is more about fat ass.
Excellent thread anons, until next time
what are we expecting for splatoon raiders
>>713242778Veemos are truly wonderous creatures.
>>713242809They must all be loved. Emotionally, and very physically
>>713242768great work on this one drawanon, lovely curves. keep up the good work you do please draw her getting mating pressed
Passionately plapping this creature.
>>713242768Don't ever stop.
>>713242936I'll consider something lewd in the future.
https://files.catbox.moe/88ug1m.jpg
>>713242986Good shit. Octos are just so much better
>>713243109Based
https://files.catbox.moe/4k3jx1.png
>>713243042Hot, also
>not including the greentext that inspired you to draw this>Grizz here>This is a notice that the octoling girl with the drills has finally been demoted to Fleshlight, after complaints about her failures in the field outweighed compliments about her tight pussy.>Going forward, she's available for use between shifts by all our Profreshional and above employees, Grizzco has personally ensured her infertility, so condoms aren't necessary>This also serves as a reminder that you can just ASK to be demoted to Fleshlight, instead of wasting helicopter fuel and everyone else's time at the jobsite. Marigold in HR will be more than happy to help>That is all, back to work.when is this update coming to salmon run..
>>713243042So you have drawn more explicit material before. Do think about doing it again, the world needs more veemo smut. And more agent eight ass.
>>713243015That octoboy? Me.